Commentaires nouvelles

• 
  kill twitter

  Without knowing OP I'm guessing their double standard with them championing free speech when Nigeria banned twitter only to then ban left right and centre for the shit people say/write/tweet on twitter

  2021-07-14 10:52

  +9
• 
  Allowance enough....

  I mean I got money for mowing the lawn and doing other yard work by my dad the reason he gave was that work is work and if you don't do it the work for yourself you should get paid

  2021-06-24 15:16

  -3
• 
  Fuck You and your shitty music one of the worst changes M...

  Fair enough I take your point and also agree on its us making it worse however when ever there's a change or upgrade it's always us making it worse and as a dude who's been on the app since early 2012 I do know it'll subside in time

  2021-06-06 03:54

  +1
• 
  Y'all know the book.

  Yup or at least some "the green pact" I think it's called something about honouring the fallen by eating them? Not sure exactly been a while since I've read up on elder scrolls lore so if you wanna know know more try googling " bosmer green pact"

  2021-06-03 12:23

  +22
• 
  yes

  Guess I don't and nor is it my business what anyone decides to with their money this just feels like it could be a waste of money but that's their problem not mine

  2021-06-01 08:46

  +1
• 
  yes

  More like baffled by it My friends 6 or 7 year old daughter can only play minecraft by the time the kid is old enough to play games somewhat decently the components won't be brand new anymore so they might not be able to do run it as good as they want it

  2021-05-31 04:58

  +3
• 
  History meme IDKR?

  And attacked (couldn't fit it all in one message)

  2021-05-19 23:37

  +8
• 
  History meme IDKR?

  One of the wars between Denmark and Sweden can't recall which one (seriously we've had like over 15 wars against each other ) the winter was extra cold so the strait separating Sweden from the isle of Zealand(sjældland) froze over the Swedes walked over

  2021-05-19 23:37

  +13
• 
  Uploaded to memedroid

  I remember jumping after the ball in fifth grade and another guy did the same landed on my arm and I had the entire arm in cast then all my classmates drew dicks on it and annoyed my mum

  2021-05-06 22:02

  0
• 
  Better than sex or not?

  Raw after mania was the worst ever wrestlemania it self had a shit build up but ok pay off I feel

  2021-04-14 12:04

  +3
• 
  Based.

  You know what when you're an adult sure fuck your body up with hormones or what ever the fuck you want but children aren't capable of making those decision they do not understand the ramifications of drinking and smoking so why would they hormones?

  2021-01-06 18:05

  +64
• 
  Come on you'd fuck with your dead friends to right?

  I meant to say deaf but autocorrect thought I meant dead

  2020-12-13 17:36

  +19
• 
  How to "Catch the rainbow"

  It would seem that the dweebs are outnumbering you

  2020-08-06 14:34

  +4
• 
  And humanity was never the same

  I think that's the joke albeit a poor one

  2020-07-22 08:19

  +8
• 
  True

  Mmh yes cos after I've just been left with a sick cliff hanger I want to watch the intro before finding out what the fuck is going on

  2020-07-22 08:18

  +7
• 
  There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for yo...

  This reminds me I changed my bed sheets today and half an hour late I find out my dog has gone in to heat and bleed all over my newly changed sheets

  2020-07-14 10:21

  +9
• 
  f da title

  This meme reminded me that I have a case of Carlsberg in the fridge so cheers for that

  2020-06-26 08:13

  +1
• 
  title

  Vince Mcmahon is a very strange man but he's also extremely proud of his work and I think that will prevent him from selling out WWE once he's dead though I think Disney might end up owning WWE

  2020-05-18 13:40

  +2
• 
  The look of pure regret

  Mayor of knox county Tennessee

  2020-05-09 11:15

  +4
• 
  Title

  

  2020-04-30 12:06

  +14
• 
  Title

  If your shit looks like that you need go see a doctor

  2020-02-09 14:04

  -3
• 
  Hate

  If the fact that I think you shouldn't bent over and accept getting hit my a women is being ignorant then I'm glad to be ignorant

  2020-01-30 15:02

  +5
• 
  Hate

  A part of me wants to call you an idiot but if that's how you really feel your "better half" is allowed to act towards you then you need some help dude

  2020-01-30 14:03

  +16
• 
  The eyes of a hawk

  Same 5.5 also was told last time I was getting new glasses I was told I've got astigmatism so my eyes are just gonna get worse

  2020-01-18 15:13

  +2
• 
  Yummy

  But they are illegal to hunt

  2019-11-15 10:38

  -1
• 
  Yummy

  I think you got something messed up there we do not eat swans it is however our national animal so that might be where you've got that from

  2019-11-13 13:43

  -2
• 
  T

  I'm from Denmark and here it's 16 for alc. Under 16,4 % and 18 over that as well as smokes I remember being an angry stupid kid and being annoyed that the year I turned 16 they implanted the rule with alcohol above 16 % and being pissed about it

  2019-10-18 19:11

  +1
• 
  T

  *Laughs in European*

  2019-10-18 04:30

  +27
• 
  Who else is going tonight for a good sauna and a cold beer

  I remember stealing a bucket of ammoniumchloride back in physics class it tasted lovely but my arse was on fire for a week

  2019-10-12 07:59

  +17
• 
  OLD IS GOLD

  You know everytime I see this "love is love" meme the girls age gets lower and lower the first time I saw it I'm pretty sure she was listed as being 15 which is stilled fucked so I do not know why it keeps getting lowered

  2019-04-23 02:43

  -1
• 
  Why Elmo why...

  I'm sorry that this but I've just yesterday broke up with an abusive girlfriend and found out that friends I've neglected for 2 years are no longer around so someone please help the only friend I have left is at the bottom of a bottle of whiskey

  2019-04-17 20:20

  +7
• 
  smol fry

  I love all dog but I have to say the amount of poorly trained small dogs really outnumber the amount of untrained big dogs I can't for the life of me figure out why people do not think they have to train their small dogs just the same way they would a big

  2019-03-29 19:23

  +17
• 
  Mayonaise is an instrument

  When I see memes like this it really makes me wonder what kind of shit that was in moderation for this to seem funny

  2019-02-20 03:47

  +4
• 
  Confessabear

  Private military contractors if you're really nitpicky but I guess you call them both

  2019-01-23 20:20

  +10
• 
  Confessabear

  A PMC so Yeah sort of

  2019-01-23 20:12

  +7
• 
  you use to do what with What!

  Holy oil from Jerusalem

  2019-01-02 16:43

  +46
• 
  luls

  I really don’t get how people can get super grotesque fat like how’d you not stop eating so much I get genetics but when you’re fat enough to be in a tlc doc. I cannot understand it at all

  2018-12-29 15:39

  +28
• 
  Tru

  2/2 but when the majory makes you want to kill yourself I don't mind the funny reposts

  2018-10-20 12:37

  +1
• 
  Tru

  Okay people who complain over moderation must really not moderate themself because if you did you'd know the fucking shit idiots try to post (and trolls looking to waste the time of people who do moderate) yes their obviously gets some reposts trough 1/2

  2018-10-20 12:36

  +2
• 
  Follow 4 follow

  Thanks mate it's always great to have such a intellectual to educate and ridicule me makes me feel a funny feeling in my pants

  2018-06-05 12:37

  +4
• 
  Follow 4 follow

  I've seen this gif a lot but I still have no clue as to which video this happens in anyone know?

  2018-06-05 12:01

  +4
• 
  Pleb

  It's a dating sim that gets dark and fucked up and got a way to real depiction of suicidal depression and if you want a better explanation check out zero punctuation review of it

  2018-05-13 09:57

  +15
• 
  This was funnier in my head...oh well

  I'm just happy that Bruins beat leafs means I get to see Frederik Andersen in the cage for Denmark in IIHF World championships

  2018-05-07 18:40

  0
• 
  Accurate

  I rember this back from when I worked on land being at sea for 28 days manage to go fast then a single work day did when I was on land

  2018-04-14 13:01

  +3
• 
  Every. Single. Time.

  I dont really get those self checkout stands I've always used a checkout operated by an employee I'm sure they can do a way faster job of it then I can

  2018-04-04 06:02

  +6
• 
  shitt

  Rarted

  2018-02-28 15:50

  -32
• 
  Biggest shit posting spree fams

  2/2 out a job and just lived of the money they get from the state I know from back when I did not have a job the state sent me to different jobs and forced me to sent 2 CV a week so what they can gain from the state is ludicrous in my opinion

  2018-02-20 10:20

  +6
• 
  Biggest shit posting spree fams

  Immigrants get special treatment with the money they get from the state they aren't asked to seek out jobs and in recent news there has been stories of Somalian immigrants who after 10 years+ in the country still don't know the language or have searched1/2

  2018-02-20 10:18

  +3
• 
  Biggest shit posting spree fams

  I never got the Idea of using a country that forced the politics upon it's people in an argument when you can use every Scandinavian country where it worked till we got drowned in immigrants

  2018-02-20 09:56

  -3
• 
  2017 OC

  You can always count on the Norwegians to recognise great humour and deliver the same I still hate myself from laughing hard at a Norwegian skitch where we Danes couldn't remember our own language

  2017-12-03 13:45

  +1
• 
  Parents

  Parentes generally do not know how to use a computer efficiency is it really a surprise that what they don't get is the source of the problem in their mind? and when it fucks up that's it due to the main user of it?

  2017-07-14 09:25

  +2
• 
  Bonjour Monsieur croissant

  You can find it on youtube it gets changed to "guten tag" If i recall corectly

  2016-10-09 14:21

  +18
• 
  Coffee is for the weak tea is for the brave hearted

  Or i could just report you for spam

  2016-08-27 15:18

  +4
• 
  you're fired

  Im sorry for this dumbpost my friend got my phone and wanted to "troll"

  2016-08-06 21:16

  -4
• 
  you're fired

  I get that D.Trump's a bloody idiot but wouldn't it be great to have a president that says he's case instead of the superpacs words and he have a good relationship with Russia( I think)

  2016-08-06 21:11

  -12
• 
  who else love when people get facebook pwnd?

  Also why it was uploaded in '12

  2015-12-12 11:55

  0
• 
  Eeeww

  I know literally no one who does that

  2015-11-20 15:22

  +5
• 
  Angry Chinese Man

  If you got the money to go to a Chinese buffet you also have the money to pay for soda

  2015-11-13 18:02

  +15
• 
  .

  Google is your friend mate

  2015-08-24 14:51

  +4
• 
  so cute n_n

  Why the fuck are you answering a question on a meme from 2012?

  2015-08-12 17:07

  +1
• 
  Once in a life time opportunity

  I think it was a joke you know like "hey you've got the money to buy this hehe" said just for fun where the friend then says sure and buys it

  2015-07-07 11:07

  +4
• 
  ...

  Nor did I say that you were wrong just that we rely on some of their data because who in their right mind would bring it to the test?

  2015-05-23 18:49

  +19
• 
  ...

  As right as that may be we still rely on their data for how much electricity the human body can withstand and other such stuff

  2015-05-23 18:37

  +58
• 
  Top right tho

  It's fascinating to see how hitler could have transformed himself but i dont get why it matters. I mean sure were he alive then he should be punished but he's not anymore for damn sure

  2015-05-08 23:56

  0
• 
  Tats are life

  In Denmark it's 4 months but of course its different countries different rules

  2015-05-06 12:16

  +18
• 
  mary jane

  It'll be a legendary party no doubt but remembered? probably not

  2015-05-06 12:10

  +15
• 
  Get your educations kids!

  I couldn't agree more but furthermore I think tumblrs problems also lie in the fact that what they do is "fun" trolly stuff on memedroid, 4chan, reddit, etc. Their dead fucking serious

  2015-04-17 16:15

  +19
• 
  Das Racist!

  Think back to history leasons in school back in in the pre-1950's Blacks where forced to the back of the bus

  2015-04-03 12:24

  +16
• 
  Love hockey players

  I don't follow US Sports, so can someone confirm?

  2015-01-28 10:01

  +36
• 
  Generation gap

  For your god damn nostalgia but thats about it

  2015-01-02 15:11

  +80
• 
  Computer Games

  Isn't this the ever lasting argument about gaming? Computers needs to have this and that with the console you can play but with lesser visual quality and such and bla bla bla. Honestly it's such a worthless discussion because it's all about personal taste

  2014-12-22 21:44

  +12
• 
  Anyone getting Super Smash Bros 4?

  Sorry but it would seem you've confused this comment thread with google

  2014-12-12 09:40

  -7
• 
  for once tumblr knows something

  Then you can say people might as well cut the lightsaber in half

  2014-12-01 12:34

  +108
• 
  The struggle is real

  Well since you're a Dane I have to say it's an very uncommon name in our country at least

  2014-11-28 09:38

  +2
• 
  Hockey Goalies

  Behind the skater to the left you can see a helmet that was probably knocked off the Goalie

  2014-11-09 11:41

  +3
• 
  Shots fired. (Breaking Bad rules)

  Now I may sound dumb but aren't we just making the kids more interested in Breaking Bad by doing this? I mean if I got told I couldn't get something as a child I'd try find out why and today with a TV in (every) kids room they can find out why real fast

  2014-10-25 05:06

  +66
• 
  I want some

  No joke this the 11th time I've seen this in the last 6 months

  2014-10-12 07:06

  -5
• 
  beep

  leaked as much as your stupidity across the Internet?

  2014-08-31 18:52

  +4
• 
  Yes

  Mobafire.com all ya ever need

  2014-08-28 14:47

  -8
• 
  Failed it

  Some kind of metal

  2014-08-25 06:07

  +11
• 
  something is wrong here

  Huh, thought that had died out along time ago well w/e. To people who dont get it: sometime ago a memedroider posted a meme where he say'd he would do what the 3rd comment said and it said "pppp"

  2014-08-22 20:05

  +77
• 
  see this is why people like owls

  A sandwich with: iceberg salad, onions, chicken meat, bacon, cucumber and some garlic dressing on it

  2014-08-13 09:44

  +5
• 
  see this is why people like owls

  Memedroid please I just had lunch

  2014-08-13 06:02

  +60
• 
  Bird bird, bird is the word

  Almost as much as you love to comment on memes

  2014-08-13 05:34

  +66
• 
  This comment is butthurt

  Have you moderated today? You have to fight through aprox. 50 RIP Robin Williams that are basically the same, so at the time this was meme was golden

  2014-08-12 10:40

  +31
• 
  women....

  leason in comedy: Random and or grotesque comments =/= Funny

  2014-08-10 14:06

  -9
• 
  difference

  And you think you can get your point across with two simple pictures?

  2014-08-10 12:22

  +19
• 
  ..

  -when boys blink- OMG so smexy just love it when they do it

  2014-08-03 08:07

  +27
• 
  Google knows

  Whats so bloody terrible about a guy who makes film watchable for pretty much anybody? I know for fans it may seem like he often killls the franchise but before him I knew jack shit about transformers now I know something about it

  2014-07-29 13:13

  +17
• 
  Poor artist

  Can anyone even see the fourth wall anymore? I think its been crushed to hell and back

  2014-07-25 18:05

  +79
• 
  loving brother

  bit much for $20

  2014-07-24 07:33

  -37
• 
  favorite song?

  But how is Led Zeppelin supposed to get up their without Guns n Roses to be knocking on heavens door?

  2014-07-20 12:39

  +20
• 
  I string it you should too

  ^^ Thanks asshole

  2014-07-17 07:46

  -7
• 
  I string it you should too

  What's string cheese?

  2014-07-17 07:06

  +9
• 
  Found this meme while cleaning up my PC sorry if it's bee...

  ^It was not my intention sir, when I found it I look through the top 250 of memes of all time on MemeDroid and did not see it so... yeah you know the rest

  2014-07-16 21:25

  +2
• 
  Found this meme while cleaning up my PC sorry if it's bee...

  @Takeyourpantsoff. They are? I honestly cant see it

  2014-07-16 20:14

  +3
• 
  Found this meme while cleaning up my PC sorry if it's bee...

  @Abode. It is? well sorry then thought it had not been on Memedroid before

  2014-07-16 20:12

  +15
• 
  Lol

  *^^ sorry

  2014-07-16 19:34

  +17
• 
  Lol

  ^Shh don't worry about this it's just a sweater and not a straight jacket

  2014-07-16 19:33

  +31
• 
  Sonic

  ^Was that sarcastic I can't tell

  2014-07-16 19:31

  +20