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  DPH

  Very little is gayer than a memelord. The ranking goes discord moderators are gayer than memelords who are gayer than homosexuals.

  2022-01-21 03:39

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  math is scary

  Maths are beautiful

  2022-01-03 04:02

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  Truth

  Sorry I iddn't get a notification. *muffled Gott behüte Franz den Kaiser in the background*

  2021-12-27 02:28

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  Truth

  Seeing what Orbán's been doing it'd be a blessing if you actually were still Austria

  2021-12-23 01:35

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  Truth

  Yes! Always! Archduke Franz Ferdinand actually had had plans to reform the monarchy into a United States of Greater Austria. Didn't happen because he was shot, though.

  2021-12-23 01:22

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  Peak capitalism

  Also if you must know, no I am not a Marxist, nor a communist, but something of a posthumanist cynical. I am just waiting for AI to take over and come up with better economic systems than our limited human brains can.

  2021-12-18 18:24

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  Peak capitalism

  That is simply incorrect. Capitalism has long since been an outdated description of the EU's economic reality. Capitalism is a principle in which the wealthy dictate public and economic interests and the market is left in charge of the economy.

  2021-12-18 18:21

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  Peak capitalism

  It is definitely a capitalist issue. The unhealthy crap is, on average, thanks to additives, cheaper than healthy food and in Europe a wage can (in most cases) afford you a healthy diet.

  2021-12-17 05:34

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  Math

  But... those are equivalent, so you are the same.

  2021-12-12 06:02

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  School Program

  You haven't had good science teachers, then. Chemistry is the best excuse to blow shit up.

  2021-12-12 03:39

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  :betterthan:

  Ponder me, daddy?

  2021-12-03 02:38

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  Math?

  People be talking PEMDAS and/or "you go left to right after parentheses" while this is solved simply by the commutative law. It's irrelevant whether you go left to right because 6/2 * (1+2) is equal to 1/2*6*(1+2) and (1+2)*1/2*6, among others.

  2021-12-01 01:10

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  Based Rome

  Since when is saying "opponent bad" good political practice in western countries? Or even common political practice?

  2021-11-25 18:02

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  Just trust the science you anti-science bigots.

  This pic is also why nutritionists from the United States advocated sugar as healthy for a long time.

  2021-11-16 03:14

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  Rico internal screaming

  @title that's not Rico

  2021-11-12 01:31

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  FixOrRepairDaily

  You don't have that in the US?

  2021-11-09 03:00

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  My mind was blown during this ASVAB test!

  tidal friction

  2021-11-08 02:16

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  I’m not eating it

  This is supposed to be a meme? Oh

  2021-11-02 04:55

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  Well I’m certainly glad our society has avoided this

  I don't know of any later roman art that is freakish and sensationalistic, but art did become quite obsessed with Christian symbols towards the end of Western Rome. Is that what this might be referring too, OP?

  2021-10-29 04:50

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  Surprise!

  So? You'd have to be stupid not to have bought pharma stocks last year during the covid scare dip.

  2021-10-25 08:32

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  Le profit

  A little late to the party, but that's because you can't pull that shit in Europe because of something called basic human decency. Pun semi-intended.

  2021-10-25 03:26

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  How many countries are in the droid tonight?

  I just wish this pic had some resolution...

  2021-10-23 12:58

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  So true

  Why thank you, your Highness. You humble me.

  2021-10-21 07:05

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  So true

  I hate it when this happens to me.

  2021-10-21 06:56

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  flat earther

  I'd rather not use my shitposting powers for this kind of evil deed.

  2021-10-13 15:09

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  flat earther

  Did you know that there are some people actually showering using molten gold? Just google "golden shower" and make sure the nsfw filter is off.

  2021-10-13 14:47

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  flat earther

  "God hates fags" is a statement that cannot possibly be proven, because we cannot ask god if he really does hate homosexuals. If they can't be convinced otherwise, such as by saying "god loves all his creations", it's a dogma.

  2021-10-13 14:44

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  flat earther

  To give you a serious definition: a dogma is a belief that may not be questioned, a dogma asserts a claim to objectivity that it doesn't necessarily have. One very good example is "god hates fags".

  2021-10-13 14:40

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  flat earther

  That they prefer dogs over other animals.

  2021-10-13 13:23

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  Le best

  Smells like bs to me

  2021-10-04 16:09

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  Dafuq?

  'Murica, f*ck yeah!

  2021-10-01 04:31

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  Butta

  Or maybe "vi er tom for smør" now that I'm thinking about it.

  2021-09-20 06:55

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  Butta

  I suppose you can use margarine to butter something up, yes. Going from Swedish I'd assume "we've got no butter" would be "Det er ikke noe smør igjen". Have some trivia in exchange for your trivia.

  2021-09-20 06:48

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  Butta

  The grammar is a tad off, but butter in Norwegian actually is smør.

  2021-09-20 06:39

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  Jod bless y'all

  Why but of course, Sherlock. But the hard g is quite common in the initial position, specifically in "gift" and the verb "to give", which are phonetically similar to the abbreviated file format. Saying jif seems so counterintuitive.

  2021-09-10 12:40

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  Jod bless y'all

  look up a jif of someone jiving jifts to juinea pigs with juns, then.

  2021-09-10 10:39

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  whah

  Why would anyone want to be called a demon?

  2021-09-10 09:32

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  dm

  Theoretically, there's also the decametre (10 m = 1 dam), but that is hardly used. Hence the saying "Dam das sad" (probably)

  2021-09-09 02:46

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  Billionaires trying to figure out what to do with their m...

  It's amazing to me how the U. S. can be really christian and oppose any and all welfare instruments to be put into place at the same time because "taxation is theft". Whatever happened to Christian charity - "love thy neighbour" and all that?

  2021-07-16 03:48

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  Hahahahahaha so true...

  Oh no, you misunderstand. I would love to discuss it on the web, but not in a place with as poor discourse etiquette as this comment section is showing.

  2021-07-08 02:04

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  Hahahahahaha so true...

  He also said that it is a question of morality and that it is in no way objective. Abortion is a highly controversial topic even among "all leftists". That is not a discussion I would continue in the comment section of a mene, though.

  2021-07-07 02:28

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  Hahahahahaha so true...

  Well, gaslighting involves reducing the other's argument to absurdity and/or blow it way out of proportion like that "killing poor people by making the decision their lives aren't worth living for them" rhetoric.

  2021-07-07 02:10

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  Martin Luther

  Oh, my sweet summer child...

  2021-07-05 15:50

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  -insert funny title here-

  Which is a shame, if anything.

  2021-06-26 02:40

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  Staying drunk is good for hangovers

  I'm a little late but you're quite welcome! And I guess be careful around homemade booze

  2020-01-25 20:25

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  Staying drunk is good for hangovers

  That's actually what hospitals do to you when you get methanol poisoning. They keep you drunk so that the methanol can leave your body without being metabolised. People who survive methanol poisoning go blind and get the hangover of the century.

  2020-01-23 15:45

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  Hit Ler, please

  That is what the rule of Normie dictates. No surprise, but still sad.

  2020-01-16 02:28

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  Teacher

  On a meta level telling stories as a teacher can help strengthen pupil-teacher bonds and, by extension, even pupil-pupil bonds. They aren't as gullible as y'all are implying with those teacher memes.

  2020-01-16 02:21

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  TLOZ

  To be fair, in most Zelda titles there's no confrontation with ganon happening before the game's plot begins.

  2020-01-13 15:25

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  TLOZ

  Zelda 1 to Skyward Sword: Guy gets sword, becomes a hero and fucks up evil. Zelda BotW: Guy with a sword is hailed a hero and fucks up . Still a good game.

  2020-01-13 11:19

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  The Final Boss of the Buffet

  Those could be squid. Either way, huge win.

  2020-01-11 11:21

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  it’s a Trap

  Keep praising \[T]/

  2020-01-10 04:48

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  Math 100

  It's pi.

  2020-01-09 15:41

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  Chesterton... still relevant as ever

  Bottom Text

  2020-01-09 15:20

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  fax

  It is if you interpret "gay" as happy.

  2020-01-09 15:20

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  These are real homies

  Bro.

  2020-01-07 18:16

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  Fingers

  Ah yes. Thanks for the clarification.

  2020-01-07 18:15

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  Fingers

  Does fingering someone count as losing your virginity, then?

  2020-01-07 17:35

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  What a pleb

  Imagine the pain if your character lives but the campaign dies.

  2020-01-07 16:41

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  These are real homies

  I thought bro juice was white and sticky? I've been lied to!

  2020-01-07 16:07

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  Leg

  Cool and good.

  2020-01-07 15:47

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  Nien

  Well incorrect and wrong are synonyms as well. But a genie wouldn't say "falsch", but keep a formal tone, in my opinion.

  2020-01-06 16:41

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  Nien

  Well, the latter correction is a matter of formality. Also I, for one, use "geändert" and "verändert" interchangeably, but I can't speak for all German speakers. Personally I agree with you that "geändert" and "inkorrekt" are correct choices.

  2020-01-06 16:39

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  Awesome post

  I see this as an absolute win.

  2020-01-06 14:47

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  Professional.

  sugar bear

  2020-01-06 14:43

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  Explain this,boomers

  The girls were given homework by their teachers to do over holiday break. Doesn't take a boomer to see that

  2020-01-06 12:52

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  archduke franz ferdinand

  tl;dr it was kind of every european country's fault because everyone thought they could win easily and quickly if war broke out. What pride hath wrought.

  2020-01-05 10:11

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  Fuck drumpf

  I don't think glory holes were meant to be included.

  2020-01-02 18:14

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  Math is Math

  If I were a maths teacher I'd just have my pupils find a means to kill the Tarrasque with a shitload of siege weapons of their choice.

  2020-01-02 17:54

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  Earthpods in 2021

  But everything changed when the fire pod nation attacked.

  2020-01-02 17:48

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  Happy New Year

  Thanks. Time to do more research on him!

  2020-01-01 16:49

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  when one meme does, another must replace it

  Damn, I wish I could see this meme.

  2020-01-01 16:34

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  Happy New Year

  Let me wait for the answer with you

  2020-01-01 15:56

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  Wishes for the new year, same as last year

  A turtle or tortoise is also an option if age is OP's concern.

  2020-01-01 15:48

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  Dayum millennials

  Mostly because of cold war propaganda.

  2020-01-01 09:55

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  I love you Suri

  Looks like the date was a success for him.

  2019-12-31 11:46

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  The simplicity gets to me.

  I've always wondered: Is it 1$ before or after VAT?

  2019-12-31 11:41

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  Mods gay

  Mods sacrifice their heterosexuality so others won't have to. A small price to pay for salvation.

  2019-12-30 13:00

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  Sad but true

  Obviously the one true deity. The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  2019-12-29 17:25

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  Merry Christmas

  Maybe she's mad because you can basically throw that pan, pot, or whatever, in the trash now.

  2019-12-29 03:58

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  We failed as humans

  Well put. Very well put indeed.

  2019-12-28 13:08

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  (Mario Theme Intensifies)

  Who doesn't from time to time?

  2019-12-28 13:04

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  B O O M E R

  You can accomplish anything if you set your mind to it, I guess?

  2019-12-28 13:00

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  anyone else?

  That's why I don't live in a healthy way. Can't lose that much time if you don't even live that long.

  2019-12-27 04:35

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  This....

  Kirk: "Your majesty, we need to divert all power from the weapons to our shield." Queen Elizabeth: "Captain, you seem to forget that you are flying this starship in the name of the crown, and I say LET ME SHOOT THOSE PRICKS."

  2019-12-27 04:30

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  What

  What a time to be alive.

  2019-12-26 17:51

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  Ok

  Plot twist: It's your service provider texting you about christmas specials. If you relate to that meme though, OP, I'm here.

  2019-12-25 04:02

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  Nicolas

  Would you say they are jarring?

  2019-12-24 18:48

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  Nicolas

  I commend the effort.

  2019-12-24 18:43

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  Nicolas

  Pickle Nick, or Nickle?

  2019-12-24 16:49

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  Best tattoo ever

  Looks like Kirby to me.

  2019-12-24 16:47

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  Ok

  Harold Einstein for president 2020

  2019-12-24 13:04

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  PSP Nostlagia

  You didn't list patapon

  2019-12-24 13:02

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  The goverment can't stop me

  First time?

  2019-12-24 11:50

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  SumWi seMan

  All hail ASCII art \o/

  2019-12-24 11:49

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  Yee haw

  That's not how you slit your arms when you attempt to kill yourself

  2019-12-23 14:52

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  Christmas graph

  He wants to make everyone equally miserable, free of charge.

  2019-12-21 13:31

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  Insert math here!

  It doesn't work for 120+ year-olds either. (Not many of those around, but still)

  2019-12-21 11:18

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  Everyone in the comments debate whats the best meme of 2019

  It's a crazy memeflation we're going through. No wonder they die so fast.

  2019-12-20 14:02

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  I'm a drow rogue

  "d20" is short for 20-sided die, the most commonly used die in Dungeons & Dragons. d&d isn't the only system to use them, though.

  2019-12-20 13:57

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