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  We shall never forget!!

  Still alive

  2024-07-13 08:05

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  It will make me a happy man

  Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer

  2024-07-01 08:08

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  Dam, I kinda wanna leave

  This is in my back garden and my high thoughts took over

  2023-06-04 17:50

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  Works with other animals

  10 so far...

  2023-05-05 17:42

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  It was worth a try

  

  2023-05-04 01:21

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  So no one told you life was gonna be this way

  So you feel my pain right?... Right?

  2023-03-14 03:08

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  Comedy gold

  Woah, we got a badass over here

  2023-02-13 20:53

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  It be torture

  A happy peepee is a horny peepee

  2023-02-09 12:01

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  It be torture

  Leave the man to feel horny

  2023-02-09 10:34

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  I'm sorry for being me... Sike!!

  But it's fun

  2023-02-08 12:46

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  It be torture

  Trying to make the peepee happy again

  2023-02-08 10:33

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  It be torture

  I'll get right on it

  2023-02-08 10:17

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  It be torture

  

  2023-02-08 10:11

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  Title

  I know I'm not the only one who didn't read that as "gum"

  2023-01-17 15:47

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  She took a hammering at work, now she's taking a hammerin...

  Had sex with half the officers at her station, some while on duty

  2023-01-16 06:20

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  Living my best life

  Sorry, I forgot some of y'all don't have friends

  2023-01-14 07:56

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  This was the beginning of the end

  Dammit

  2023-01-12 06:29

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  But it is what it is

  Very much so

  2023-01-07 10:55

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  But it is what it is

  It is what it is

  2023-01-06 13:19

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  May as well have stayed at home and beat it

  Never gonna meet any of you now am I?

  2023-01-04 01:38

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  I haven't touch it officer. My eyes are red because I'm a...

  I mean, it's literally just a joke

  2023-01-04 01:37

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  Your words have no power here

  I'm just depressed and hate myself. Leave me be

  2023-01-03 18:08

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  May as well have stayed at home and beat it

  You upvoted the comments, that's enough for me

  2023-01-03 16:47

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  May as well have stayed at home and beat it

  Thank you bro

  2023-01-03 16:37

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  I haven't touch it officer. My eyes are red because I'm a...

  Better than getting myself turned in

  2023-01-03 16:36

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  May as well have stayed at home and beat it

  I'm not so sure anymore

  2023-01-03 16:34

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  May as well have stayed at home and beat it

  I fucked up

  2023-01-03 16:20

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  Now i just feel sad with a sense of shame

  Never gonna find a solution, I can't do it without crying

  2023-01-03 12:41

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  Now i just feel sad with a sense of shame

  Myself, am I doing something wrong?

  2023-01-03 09:56

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  Shows the love America has for Canada

  Don't bring logic to my meme, it ruins it

  2022-12-28 10:19

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  This living malarkey isn't for me

  Worse... British

  2022-12-22 06:48

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  Why am I like this?

  Just managed to kick my gambling, self excluded everywhere. Smoking is my next one but dam it's hard, at least with the gambling it will automatically stop me on the site. Shops aren't going to stop my custom are they

  2022-12-12 07:34

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  Why am I like this?

  We are weak

  2022-12-11 19:45

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  Taunting you, showing the whole place how bad you are

  I'm done

  2022-12-11 17:00

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  Taunting you, showing the whole place how bad you are

  That... That's the joke

  2022-12-11 16:59

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  Now I'm in the dog house, can never win *smh*

  *Shin dig*

  2022-12-07 07:04

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  Forgive me, continue

  Wrong date

  2022-12-06 09:47

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  I'll simp all day

  I believe the original was... S- Super I- Into M- Mashed P- Potatoes

  2022-11-28 17:05

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  I'll simp all day

  Well, yes, obviously, how else did this get through?

  2022-11-28 17:04

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  Same as last night little guy

  Thank you

  2022-11-25 19:43

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  Maybe not lol

  There's only been one book that made me cry, I can't remember the name. Didn't really notice it until the guy smacked me round the head

  2022-11-25 15:25

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  Same as last night little guy

  I thought I should say it before someone pointed it out

  2022-11-25 13:38

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  Same as last night little guy

  I see my mistake

  2022-11-25 11:20

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  Oh okay, that's fine

  Plot twist

  2022-11-23 16:36

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  Why am I like this?

  So so, gotta keep going though

  2022-11-22 08:27

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  I apologise for how I am

  You're welcome

  2022-11-20 19:02

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  I hate it here

  For the first time in my 27 years of living

  2022-11-20 15:43

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  I hate it here

  Not that cool when you've grew up with it tbh. My accent isn't great, I have quite a strong southern farmer accent

  2022-11-20 11:21

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  I apologise for how I am

  That I do

  2022-11-20 06:31

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  I hate it here

  Can't deny it, my city has all the old walls, castle and very historic

  2022-11-20 06:31

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  It ain't much, but it's honest work

  181 people at this time would disagree with you sir

  2022-11-06 07:09

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  I may have f*cked up

  Thank you

  2022-10-27 16:38

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  I may have f*cked up

  Can't, I'm retarded

  2022-10-27 16:15

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  I hate it here

  I usually find fun in annoying others

  2022-10-23 18:09

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  I hate it here

  Don't you think I want too, but that would make my family sad

  2022-10-23 18:08

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  It's a hard no

  You see the problem with being that type of person in a work place, change it bro or find a place that will appreciate your efforts

  2022-09-27 18:23

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  I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda retarded

  Before anyone points out my mistake, please refer back to the title

  2022-09-22 17:31

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  I am now trying to sleep, be quiet

  It is indeed

  2022-09-04 05:28

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  I am now trying to sleep, be quiet

  Funny

  2022-09-03 20:12

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  You guys are special to me

  Is this friendship?... I think it is

  2022-09-01 01:51

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  You guys are special to me

  You mean so much to me

  2022-08-31 12:10

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  pain

  Existence is pain!

  2022-08-24 18:04

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  Please, don't, its too early

  Still, would need a lot of power and momentum. That saying if you even get to the point of pulling you're leg back, that little f*cker would be latched to you're leg even before you've moved then boom... You're balls are gone

  2022-08-18 16:28

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  Please, don't, its too early

  Bro out here thinking he's got the power of God's in his kicks

  2022-08-18 06:20

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  Please, don't, its too early

  Your comment made me do the exact same thing at work. Thank you sir

  2022-08-18 02:30

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  It's torture, we're in hell

  Exactly that, we're pretty much sat in an oven here

  2022-08-15 01:56

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  Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't

  Pfft, my hand is all I've got. 7 years and still going strong

  2022-08-12 10:48

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  Some people say I'm doing God's work

  Don't look up

  2022-08-08 11:08

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  I'm just being me, why are you mad?

  I was thinking about downloading it again and getting back into it. I think differently now

  2022-08-05 19:27

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  I'm just being me, why are you mad?

  But tbh, I've been a gamer since I was a kid. I can honestly say smoking doesn't effect my gaming skills, still race around Forza, shooting up Wildlands, mountain biking on Riders Republic with no problem

  2022-08-05 18:35

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  I'm just being me, why are you mad?

  When it comes to the hacking missions, especially on the higher difficulty when you have to change all the dials. Only real brain power in survivals is making sure you stay near a few of the oxygen tanks

  2022-08-05 18:33

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  I'm just being me, why are you mad?

  A fair few years ago now, I didn't really go much on the explosive weapons when I played, I preferred up close with a melee, an assault rifle or a sniper. Only reason I have to say I disagree is while that's the case for the survivals, I can't say it is...

  2022-08-05 18:32

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  I'm just being me, why are you mad?

  Can't say I agree with that but each to their own.

  2022-08-05 07:32

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  I'm just being me, why are you mad?

  I use to play Warframe high as a kite. I use to destroy that game on all corners of its map

  2022-08-05 06:02

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  I'm just being me, why are you mad?

  My excuse, I enjoy smoking weed. Just like others enjoy a drink, I enjoy a smoke

  2022-08-05 06:01

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  I just wanna go home

  Hmmm

  2022-08-03 17:50

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  He's out of line. But he's got a point

  Nope, I'm a British middle class male who has been diagnosed with depression because of events that have happened in his life

  2022-08-03 16:55

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  I just wanna go home

  You can't be doing that to a man. It's just not right

  2022-08-03 16:33

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  It's enough to get me by

  I'm 27

  2022-08-03 10:18

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  It's enough to get me by

  Unfortunately, internet friends are the only friends I have

  2022-08-03 10:18

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  Why am I like this?

  It would seem that way sir

  2022-08-03 04:37

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  Why am I like this?

  People shouldn't judge full stop. "You're smoking because you're bored" Nope, I have a life, I go out and see friends, I go to football matches, out for nights out. I smoke because I enjoy the high, much like people drink because they enjoy being drunk

  2022-08-03 04:37

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  Why am I like this?

  At this point, I can't deny that statement

  2022-08-02 19:04

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  Why am I like this?

  People who smoke weed: "Oh so that's your thing and how you relax, that's cool" People who don't smoke weed: "YoU mUsT tHiNk YoU'rE sO cOoL sMoKiNg ThAt"

  2022-08-02 19:04

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  Have me looking all creepy

  That's the aim

  2022-08-02 18:00

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  No Mr Fox! No!!

  Jokes on you, I don't exist

  2022-08-02 13:25

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  They just turn off the camera and start laughing hysteric...

  I don't envy them, just find it comical they say they "struggle just like others in though times" while recording said message sat on their multimillion pound yacht

  2022-07-21 15:14

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  They just turn off the camera and start laughing hysteric...

  Cold the air and water flowing, hard the land we call our home, push to keep the dark from coming, feel the weight of what we know...

  2022-07-20 16:24

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  Mmmmelons.

  *Jumps over grave* "Well that was easy"

  2022-07-16 13:53

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  Timmy Turner! No!

  It's a more simpler life

  2022-07-15 06:05

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  We shall never forget!!

  As long as we remember Harambe. He just wanted to play god dammit!!

  2022-07-14 19:36

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  This ain't so hard

  Instead you're you

  2022-07-14 06:13

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  This ain't so hard

  Want a joke, look at your birth date. Your parents made a great joke there

  2022-07-13 16:07

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  Gotta act surprised when they offer though

  I mean biscuits

  2022-07-12 17:58

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  Get back away from me harlot!!

  Dammit

  2022-07-12 17:49

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  Get back away from me harlot!!

  I really need to start too

  2022-07-12 17:48

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  Apparently I'm always good

  My usual response is "Same shit, different day"

  2022-07-12 16:09

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  This ain't so hard

  Ayy, I never said it wasn't a shitshow over here, we're just hosting a better shitshow

  2022-07-12 11:14

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  Gotta act surprised when they offer though

  Bourbon biscuits, custard creams, cookies, malted milks, nice biscuits, the list goes on

  2022-07-12 10:11

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  This ain't so hard

  Never been on Reddit, but it's clear to see that it's a shit show over there

  2022-07-12 08:36

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