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  No, you the fuck face.

  Is this card expensive? I want one. I don’t even collect sports cards.

  2h

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  Worst game ever

  You can choose your own username at certain age

  18h

  +7
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  dongs in a maze

  I loved this show. Brian Posehn. There was one where they were trying to get chimichangas that was hilarious

  1j

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  Stay guided

  Who better to explain their mentality?

  1j

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  Sign of the cross

  Still missing it

  2026-09-20 08:51

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  Title

  That’s weird.

  2026-09-19 01:57

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  Food for thought

  I fucking hate misogyny. Is there a Mister Isogyny I can talk to?

  2026-09-18 19:31

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  Sign of the cross

  Tell me you missed the joke without telling me you missed the joke.

  2026-09-18 19:26

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  Fight technology with nature

  Not to mention most are placed in cement… in an urban area.

  2026-09-15 17:31

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  Sign of the cross

  Thank who?

  2026-09-15 02:05

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  Tieflings have fire resistance, far better to use shockin...

  Is a wheelchair worn or carried? Not as in a choice between the two, it’s really neither.

  2026-09-14 16:54

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  Oh piss off

  Progress only comes from discontent

  2026-09-13 16:44

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  All good chaps

  That was definitely not the prices during Bidenflation. It was basically the same for both.

  2026-09-13 03:43

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  Land Of The Rapeublicans

  Only in Mordor women are allowed to murder their children

  2026-09-10 06:32

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  I leave her with a side of white sauce

  Good prices too

  2026-09-06 17:33

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  thunder

  Thunder only happens when it’s raining.

  2026-09-04 21:16

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  Police shoot baby pet donkey during missing person search

  Fuck police, fuck police, fuck police brutality

  2026-09-01 03:51

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  Arctic mouth unlocked

  What about drinking orange juice after?

  2026-08-31 08:42

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  Dating Lindsay Clancy = Shutter Island simulator

  Lindsey saw that movie and said, “Good for her!”

  2026-08-29 18:23

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  Stay guided

  Says the sluttiest username ever…

  2026-08-29 18:22

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  Meme history

  Car seat was sideways in that car…

  2026-08-29 17:46

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  If lunch is my time then I'm taking it at 4:30

  I don’t care, but state law says no, so no.

  2026-08-28 03:49

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  Mercedes said pay up

  What happened to right to repair?

  2026-08-26 10:35

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  galactus just wants work life balance

  I work 3 days 13.5 hours. I have never had a job like this before. So now I take an overtime day and still have 3 days off. It’s overnight weekends though, but I prefer that. When I go out on the town during the week, there’s nobody around at all, it’s great.

  2026-08-25 20:14

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  Wedding speedrun cancelled

  I support mental health support for men and women. But, I also support accountability despite having mental health issues.

  2026-08-25 05:08

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  true hero

  Projecting much?

  2026-08-24 17:57

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  Chores require spell slots

  Your parents failed you

  2026-08-24 08:41

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  rookie mistake

  Send him a bill, when he doesn’t pay, send it to collections. Or, if you’re a small company, leak his social security number on the dark web.

  2026-08-24 05:46

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  Congrats now they're staying

  Return fire!

  2026-08-24 05:43

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  gaben evolution

  Ozempic face

  2026-08-24 05:40

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  true hero

  The thing is, I was only talking about THIS situation, not about horses in general. I didnt shit on “women,” just this one. Learn to read

  2026-08-22 13:29

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  Pedocon Theory Reigns Supreme

  Get rid of them on both sides

  2026-08-21 02:23

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  true hero

  Let’s see who is right…. Looked it up, Nicole Graham’s horse got stuck when it accidentally stepped into a patch of deep, liquefied mud during an afternoon shoreline ride. So she rode him right into it

  2026-08-18 08:46

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  true hero

  Was gonna say that, lol. She probably got him stuck in the first place being a dumb shit…

  2026-08-17 08:51

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  Stealth mode activated

  I’m blue? Oh shit, I’m blue! Thank god, I thought I was black!

  2026-08-17 08:44

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  mind blown

  I would play this again, Viking berserkers or Indian elephants F’sho

  2026-08-17 06:11

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  Can't disagree though

  “Yeah… Maybe try working on yourself a bit.”

  2026-08-11 06:28

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  Aint she a beaut?

  Wheel of time was trash ass, though.

  2026-08-11 01:22

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  Long nails just met the Hulk gloves argument

  Just install card chip on nails…

  2026-08-10 06:08

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  going up

  Yay, a reason to press every button! We’ll get you home buddy!

  2026-08-10 06:04

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  So true?

  Yes, or I’m changing the WiFi password again… and wipe down the sink and countertops when you’re done, that’s a part of the chore.

  2026-08-08 17:37

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  This is the first time I've ever hoped that someone is le...

  What do you mean until? Who else better to do it?

  2026-08-08 00:01

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  Well well well

  Only because they can do it with an injection, not having to earn it.

  2026-08-07 13:31

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  80s music

  Deano was better than Frank in my opinion. Franks spoken word was better than his singing.

  2026-08-07 13:29

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  You might as well cast Pee Wee Herman for the next Gladia...

  @title: You can’t, he’s dead! …. Oh, you knew that? Good point.

  2026-08-04 00:10

  +4
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  The most evil elevator prank ever

  “As soon as you learn to cook as good as she does.”

  2026-08-03 06:07

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  Watch them screech. Like clockwork. Easy amusement on a s...

  But you were completely silent during Biden inflation. Inflation only bad when it’s the party I don’t like. Both parties are trash, not just one side.

  2026-08-02 08:56

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  Dad difficulty

  Instead of first or last- Put yourself in the middle -> feel mid

  2026-07-28 03:34

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  Just following orders

  Joe Biden already didn’t.

  2026-07-25 15:54

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  Freddie saw it coming

  Bro was resenting those keyboard settings that play an arpeggio when you press one key back in 1985

  2026-07-22 05:25

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  Alien kidnapped a human for last-minute homework

  I will trade tech for information. I cannot guarantee you will get a good grade, however.

  2026-07-22 05:21

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  Playin' their eff'n ninja music too loud anyways

  I read this actual book as a kid. If you choose night time training instead of day training, all choices point to losing.

  2026-07-22 00:11

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  Momon the phone:all he does is sleep,eat abd shit i am go...

  Title text is not part of the meme, especially if you don’t spell check.

  2026-07-21 22:36

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  skyrim addiction

  

  2026-07-19 22:01

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  My genius, it's almost terrifying

  Deflection. Typical.

  2026-07-17 22:45

  +1
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  I’d likea medium rare anakin

  Should be 1 wing and 2 legs. Buying what was cut off of him.

  2026-07-16 21:23

  +1
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  Calendar fix

  Bro forgot about daylight savings.

  2026-07-08 08:03

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  Tiny flaw

  You see, the AI will buy things from each other. It’s just like capitalism with extra steps

  2026-07-07 07:52

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  Gobble it up

  Ask Libs what Ukraine did as soon as Russian began the invasion… started passing out free guns.

  2026-07-04 07:04

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  Loud & rambunctious

  I wrote a song with ten beats instead of 8. Chicks dancing that didn’t know the song would flourish on the 8 and then look confused, but our people who knew the song would flourish on the 10.

  2026-07-01 04:52

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  Sophie Cunningham pointing meme

  Sophie Cunningham vs Trevor the elongated skellington

  2026-06-30 05:40

  +7
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  Right in the feels

  I’ve seen a tattoo like that before, but it had a different meaning…

  2026-06-29 07:17

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  sure buddy

  Misspelled psycho

  2026-06-25 16:31

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  Are you old enough to spot two problems with this picture?

  Air cooled and engine in the back.

  2026-06-23 15:25

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  legend unlocked

  Bad guy from baldurs gate 1, also.

  2026-06-20 22:36

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  After stepping on a Lego

  Braaaaaaaate…

  2026-06-20 08:16

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  2000s Reality

  All of those songs prove my point lol

  2026-06-14 04:45

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  2000s Reality

  Only good album was hybrid theory. Everything after that was just like one good lick repeated for the whole song. That shit gets annoying as fuck

  2026-06-14 01:50

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  Question

  This meme sucks. This meme sucks.

  2026-06-13 01:52

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  Nasa wants to go "extremely deep" into Uranus

  That’s what she said.

  2026-06-11 21:13

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  Laptop purchase energy

  So funny people be buying tractor implements on their phones at my old job.

  2026-06-10 21:51

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  uno reverse

  You live under my roof, you live by my rules.

  2026-06-04 05:56

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  Trust the detour

  Checked newspaper for bus crash: Nope, I would have just made it to work on time…

  2026-06-04 05:43

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  Built different

  They kicked him off the newspaper for not submitting to some political shit, I don’t remember the details… around the time that shitty racist boondocks comic came out.

  2026-06-02 18:20

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  Just traitors stealing money

  That check should actually be from SPLC…

  2026-06-01 07:16

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  dongs in a book

  Of rodents and retards

  2026-05-31 04:16

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  Its not gay if you're wearing boot bands

  Now kith… kith each other

  2026-05-31 02:42

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  "and they were roommates..."

  Don’t accommodate them. Take the trash off the top and put it outside their bedroom door.

  2026-05-30 15:57

  +3
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  longest minutes

  This means set the table you lazy fuck.

  2026-05-29 18:01

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  God has plans just stay tuned

  I wonder why his plan involved all those people who’ve been tortured to death throughout history.

  2026-05-28 00:53

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  this...

  No tilt? Removes a layer of realism

  2026-05-27 20:27

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  Reposts

  Ref? Idk what kind of dnd session would have multiple games and require some kind of referee? Sounds made up to me.

  2026-05-27 04:14

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  Avantgardey - Japanese school girls dance group

  I was like… is this ABBA? And yes, it is.

  2026-05-26 12:16

  +1
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  that flood speech

  Jazz music used to be called jizz too

  2026-05-25 03:04

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  Modern solutions for modern problems

  Depends where you are from. In America the bloom is washed off an must be kept refrigerated

  2026-05-24 21:22

  +1
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  Absolute cinema

  Rockabilly rules

  2026-05-20 18:58

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  Joker dad joke

  I think that is from one where a guy is dressing up as joker doing bad jokes while killing people. Not actually joker… I could be wrong, but I think so.

  2026-05-20 07:21

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  That's why you shouldn't text paragraphs

  It means she’s not interested in you.

  2026-05-17 16:29

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  Hahaha

  Thank you

  2026-05-16 07:20

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  Hillary deposition clip has lawmakers sweating

  Listen to her sputter as they mention bill…

  2026-05-09 19:23

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  pink elephants

  Couldn’t they just bleach it.

  2026-05-08 14:39

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  Results

  Mine said actor and nothing else. How did this thing know I was already pretending my whole life?

  2026-05-07 18:18

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  Rel

  Meanwhile Indonesia garbage trucks dump straight into the rivers and sea.

  2026-05-07 09:21

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  Oh great

  Just keep driving.

  2026-05-05 23:21

  +1
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  Which way, Western man?

  I choose your wife too

  2026-05-05 07:25

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  When I'm gone, everyone will remember my name... Big Smoke!

  Won’t em Defoe

  2026-05-03 07:27

  +4
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  Good luck tho boss

  “Sorry dude, I just had a beer, it would be illegal for you to still ask me to come in.”

  2026-05-01 05:11

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  Left on seen

  You should say, “you’re welcome.”

  2026-04-23 05:16

  0
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  He got his mother eyes

  Who’s this fanceh woman?!

  2026-04-22 18:36

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  Dogtor

  .:

  2026-04-22 05:21

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