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  Are you old enough to spot two problems with this picture?

  Air cooled and engine in the back.

  1j

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  legend unlocked

  Bad guy from baldurs gate 1, also.

  2026-06-20 22:36

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  After stepping on a Lego

  Braaaaaaaate…

  2026-06-20 08:16

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  2000s Reality

  All of those songs prove my point lol

  2026-06-14 04:45

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  2000s Reality

  Only good album was hybrid theory. Everything after that was just like one good lick repeated for the whole song. That shit gets annoying as fuck

  2026-06-14 01:50

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  Question

  This meme sucks. This meme sucks.

  2026-06-13 01:52

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  Nasa wants to go "extremely deep" into Uranus

  That’s what she said.

  2026-06-11 21:13

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  Laptop purchase energy

  So funny people be buying tractor implements on their phones at my old job.

  2026-06-10 21:51

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  uno reverse

  You live under my roof, you live by my rules.

  2026-06-04 05:56

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  Trust the detour

  Checked newspaper for bus crash: Nope, I would have just made it to work on time…

  2026-06-04 05:43

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  Built different

  They kicked him off the newspaper for not submitting to some political shit, I don’t remember the details… around the time that shitty racist boondocks comic came out.

  2026-06-02 18:20

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  Just traitors stealing money

  That check should actually be from SPLC…

  2026-06-01 07:16

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  dongs in a book

  Of rodents and retards

  2026-05-31 04:16

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  Its not gay if you're wearing boot bands

  Now kith… kith each other

  2026-05-31 02:42

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  "and they were roommates..."

  Don’t accommodate them. Take the trash off the top and put it outside their bedroom door.

  2026-05-30 15:57

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  longest minutes

  This means set the table you lazy fuck.

  2026-05-29 18:01

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  God has plans just stay tuned

  I wonder why his plan involved all those people who’ve been tortured to death throughout history.

  2026-05-28 00:53

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  this...

  No tilt? Removes a layer of realism

  2026-05-27 20:27

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  Reposts

  Ref? Idk what kind of dnd session would have multiple games and require some kind of referee? Sounds made up to me.

  2026-05-27 04:14

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  Avantgardey - Japanese school girls dance group

  I was like… is this ABBA? And yes, it is.

  2026-05-26 12:16

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  that flood speech

  Jazz music used to be called jizz too

  2026-05-25 03:04

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  Modern solutions for modern problems

  Depends where you are from. In America the bloom is washed off an must be kept refrigerated

  2026-05-24 21:22

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  Absolute cinema

  Rockabilly rules

  2026-05-20 18:58

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  Joker dad joke

  I think that is from one where a guy is dressing up as joker doing bad jokes while killing people. Not actually joker… I could be wrong, but I think so.

  2026-05-20 07:21

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  T to the I to the double T I to the E to the S that's TIT...

  I seen em in small towns and major cities.

  2026-05-19 07:28

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  expensive love

  No, in the state of Oregon they take them from unfit parents, then sell them to other states

  2026-05-19 07:23

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  That's why you shouldn't text paragraphs

  It means she’s not interested in you.

  2026-05-17 16:29

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  Hahaha

  Thank you

  2026-05-16 07:20

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  Hillary deposition clip has lawmakers sweating

  Listen to her sputter as they mention bill…

  2026-05-09 19:23

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  pink elephants

  Couldn’t they just bleach it.

  2026-05-08 14:39

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  Results

  Mine said actor and nothing else. How did this thing know I was already pretending my whole life?

  2026-05-07 18:18

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  Rel

  Meanwhile Indonesia garbage trucks dump straight into the rivers and sea.

  2026-05-07 09:21

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  Oh great

  Just keep driving.

  2026-05-05 23:21

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  Which way, Western man?

  I choose your wife too

  2026-05-05 07:25

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  When I'm gone, everyone will remember my name... Big Smoke!

  Won’t em Defoe

  2026-05-03 07:27

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  Good luck tho boss

  “Sorry dude, I just had a beer, it would be illegal for you to still ask me to come in.”

  2026-05-01 05:11

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  Left on seen

  You should say, “you’re welcome.”

  2026-04-23 05:16

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  He got his mother eyes

  Who’s this fanceh woman?!

  2026-04-22 18:36

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  Dogtor

  .:

  2026-04-22 05:21

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  I am my own worst enemy

  Try books.

  2026-04-22 04:26

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  Ides of March

  *Completes years of study, attempts to move into Ancient Rome and is slain by a highwayman in about 1 hour after arrival.*

  2026-04-22 03:41

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  caught lacking

  I recently switched jobs. I didn’t even tell my friends about it until after I was interviewed and was offered the job. Keep your shit tight, and you can’t get fucked over.

  2026-04-17 06:05

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  Try me. Just try me

  There was just a normal person outside who paid her no mind

  2026-04-15 11:16

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  did you notice it?

  It has the same name as a fruit of this color.

  2026-04-12 09:36

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  Not Even a Joke

  When someone says my life is a joke, you’re supposed to hit them in the face and yell PUNCHLINE!

  2026-04-11 19:10

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  T to the I to the double T I to the E to the S that's TIT...

  Some people call em sweater puppies, man I call em KITTIES

  2026-04-11 19:07

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  Dog interrupts jesus play

  Even dogs know better the Jews

  2026-04-08 08:49

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  Chess grandmaster smiling before dropping the report button

  You ass tulip!

  2026-04-08 08:37

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  hire hater

  This meme needs video, so I can see what I would actually get

  2026-04-08 08:12

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  Deere pays millions to settle repair rights fight

  Used to be made in USA, now it’s “made in USA.” They just get Chinese kits and put them together here

  2026-04-08 08:01

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  Dream logic broken

  It never works right in my dreams, but it’s there

  2026-03-31 13:59

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  Actual chaos clip

  Super Mario star music would be better

  2026-03-31 09:09

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  Moderation sucks cock

  One is for at home when you store it for a long time. The other is if you clean for a living and are about to plug it in again in another room anyways.

  2026-03-29 07:20

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  But the Dow is over 50,000!

  1. This has been a meme for years during Biden admin. Just because you took the picture doesn’t mean it’s not stolen. The idea for the i did that sticker is a stolen idea.

  2026-03-19 01:32

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  Migrants disappearing in Mediterranean raises global alarm

  In 2019 a Greek dude told me that Greece will tell them they are not welcome. If the boat gets closer they just blow it up.

  2026-03-18 19:29

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  Title

  “He was just trying to rob you and you KILLED him!!”

  2026-03-17 23:57

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  Uwu

  My buddy had two of those stickers and used them to make it say sexist.

  2026-03-12 20:36

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  Heh heh

  Dead Kennedys

  2026-02-25 13:48

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  Shoot first ask questions later

  I didn’t cut you off, your turn signal was on… it’s still on…

  2026-02-24 07:12

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  Bro it definitely says something if you listen close

  Dude! What’s mine say? Sweet! What’s mine say?

  2026-02-18 19:59

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  Star Wars fans when you mispronounce one alien name

  Kashyyk Pronounced Kashick or kasheek

  2026-02-18 19:57

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  Mr. Lahey, Julian is outside lifting weights without his ...

  “JULIAN!” *crashes down stairs*

  2026-02-18 19:54

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  Wisdom from the past saving lives today

  Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear tu you you. Happy birthday to you…. Everyone who makes this joke is wrong.

  2026-02-18 15:05

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  I go with "a"

  Do you wear a tie at the top of your neck?

  2026-02-17 23:50

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  When headlines shake the places kids once laughed

  :P

  2026-02-13 22:56

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  Please just be vitamin deficiency

  You do have only one problem… an extra chromosome.

  2026-02-13 09:21

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  When headlines shake the places kids once laughed

  But you spell like one, Jesus Christ.

  2026-02-13 09:18

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  Ozempic era ends body positivity arc

  Crate another account with her name on it and post a bunch of her fat pics on it. Like, the worst ones.

  2026-02-13 09:13

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  no really what do they do?

  I think they do curses

  2026-02-12 21:52

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  Every group has Aa Dave Grohl

  Cheats on his wife

  2026-02-10 08:06

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  Let God sort them out

  He’d say, “There’s nothing to forgive.”

  2026-02-10 00:40

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  Peak single energy is strategic movie seating

  Who would this actually stop? I’d just buy two tickets, notice the theater was empty and sit with my woman. This is not the flex you think it is.

  2026-02-09 09:25

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  bro time traveled to nerf Oblivion

  “BuT wE wOnT kNoW thAt fOr SuRe unLeSs wE tRy iT”

  2026-02-02 09:25

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  Only 12 left and nobody's talking

  The Chinese are so superstitious, if you tell them the price of a car has a bunch of 3’s in it, they say… “OH! Good number!” And will buy it because three is good luck or some shit.

  2026-02-02 08:06

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  You heard it here first or you didn't EARN it

  I like the second guy, “Urron Urned uh urren urn.” Then nods like he totally got it with that smirk.

  2026-01-29 18:48

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  HAS-BEENS Will Do ANYTHING For Attention

  Ellen already wants to come back.

  2026-01-26 18:55

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  The Farce is strong with this one...

  I’ve got a bad sausage about this…

  2026-01-24 10:44

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  this thread aged like milk

  @title, the best cheeses are aged milk.

  2026-01-23 10:24

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  meal and femeal energy

  Probably a shark themed place.

  2026-01-22 09:20

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  Lazersrcool

  My Druid used plane shift as a weapon.

  2026-01-17 22:22

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  Turns out sugar lobby rewrote the truth

  Arrest the bribed scientists!

  2026-01-16 11:00

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  drop the intro beat

  Ken Shamrock had a dope one too

  2026-01-15 13:18

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  I AM THE WALRUS

  All I did was call him a mustard tiger. Because his shirt has tiger and mustard stains all over it. Then all of a sudden he was beating the shit out of Ricky’s car with a ladder!

  2026-01-12 16:16

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  The cops caught me eating my friend… chill I was starving

  You haven’t even touched the lunch you packed!

  2026-01-09 09:26

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  David defeats SpongeBob at the box office

  Accurate jew brows

  2026-01-06 22:23

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  My wife’s cravings fear no man

  Fuck,are all the half things on the same half? ARE THEY ON THE SAME HALF?! I just don’t want to make it wrong

  2026-01-06 22:20

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  When Star Wars hit rock bottom

  Luke “overdosed” on the force

  2026-01-06 22:19

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  When Star Wars hit rock bottom

  Philips head screws in the lightsaber.

  2026-01-06 22:16

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  *Gru voice* Light bulb!

  Are Somalis relieved that they aren’t Indian, or are Indians relieved that they aren’t Somalis?

  2026-01-06 22:11

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  What a shame if everyone called the number trying to enro...

  I can’t wait for this whole thing to be resolved but no real change happens. Probably use it as an excuse to reduce regular Americans rights.

  2026-01-03 15:18

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  Lily Phillips did a complete 180. Good for her if genuine...

  “I’m a virgin again!”

  2026-01-03 15:01

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  sun tzu said cope

  Depends on the legacy or 2025 version of twinned spell. The old version should work, but the new version requires the spell to be able to reach multiple targets by using a greater spell slot. Dragons breath does not have this feature.

  2026-01-02 02:32

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  No title

  We used to have poor farms. It helped elevate people in the early 1900’s

  2026-01-01 23:06

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  Yes

  Ant that is missing: Vacant

  2025-12-30 01:55

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  Ah, classic Tony

  Sure it does. Kid was kidnapped, physically, and mentally abused. Of course he turns out faggy.

  2025-12-29 15:38

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  yeah

  Don’t forget to factor India and subtract that many

  2025-12-29 14:25

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  All the rage in every inner-city

  Last year I made a top down view DnD dungeon. This year I made a heart shaped mace called love, and a warhammer called tenderness. It’s spiky like a meat tenderizer. They were homebrew magic items.

  2025-12-26 02:25

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  heavily redacted

  I can’t find any reports on the details. Only how they did it. They redacted using a pdf editor, but it just adds a layer of a black line, but the text underneath can still be copied pasted in a new file.

  2025-12-25 04:07

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  heavily redacted

  All the redacted Epstein files were “unredacted” by “hackers”

  2025-12-24 16:50

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  How could this be

  She’s gross.

  2025-12-22 13:42

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