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  Groovy

  Watching porn is not a problem. It becomes a problem when: it starts to take time away from your family/friends, it affects your ability to socialize, you spend over budget on it, etc... While porn addiction is a real thing, not everyone has it.

  2020-04-08 23:11

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  So true

  I mean, we're getting Metroid Prime 4 at some point.

  2020-04-04 16:35

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  I may have a problem

  Despite it being a horrible meme years ago on Memedroid, Modifuckers will always be my favorite Zone cartoon. That woman is amazing at what she does.

  2020-04-03 05:15

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  Doom guy/slayer for smash or mk11

  Sadly I'm pretty sure all 6 are going to be 1st party characters. I mean, I'm happy for more in general, but I wanted non Nintendo characters.

  2020-03-31 18:40

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  parcore

  This nigga just used the force

  2020-03-30 04:38

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  Not much of a choice.

  The internet is simultaneously a great tool & a horrible propaganda machine for both sides. My take away is go to work, buy your groceries, buy your medicine, go home. If you're sick, do what you can to not infect other people by wearing gloves/masks.

  2020-03-28 09:43

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  Not much of a choice.

  Trump signed it into law yesterday. Every adult with a SSN & making less than $75,000 gross a year gets a single $1,200 check. Married couples with dependents get $500 for each dependent. Everyone will get their checks by the end of April/beginning of May.

  2020-03-28 09:39

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  Sick

  What if you're out in public?

  2020-03-27 20:12

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  Baszd meg kurva

  While Jim Carey was perfectly cast as Count Olaf, the rest of the movie is pretty subpar. The Netflix version is really good but with just too many 4th wall breaks.

  2020-03-26 12:24

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  Great

  I mean, if you think about it, Tom Bombadil is pretty much Santa Claus.

  2020-03-25 21:08

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  New marketing idea

  You're God damn right and you should say it again.

  2020-03-25 20:42

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  Sauron

  That is definitely one way to interpret it, but it's also kinda difficult to convey that kind of presence through a visual medium like a movie. (E.G. I never really understood Palpatine's overwhelming presence until I read a few Legacy books).

  2020-03-25 20:40

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  Coof

  He hasn't? That's good news. I thought our boy did us dirty. Hopefully he can knock some sense into those board members.

  2020-03-24 19:03

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  Coof

  Reggie! I can't believe you've betrayed us like this.

  2020-03-24 14:39

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  Xbox concrete

  For science

  2020-03-24 12:35

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  Ma bad gramps

  Tsukasa was kinda right. Though, his main flaw was sending Hyoga to literally kill Ishigami village. So he done fucked up.

  2020-03-23 11:50

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  Kids movies

  Not gonna lie though, HFIL (Home For Infinite Losers) was pretty damn creative & will always stick with me as the best use of censorship.

  2020-03-23 11:43

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  no filter.

  Something something conspiracy theory, something something pedo ring, something something pure conjecture, & the "evidence" is so out of context you'll be more confused after you read it.

  2020-03-23 00:26

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  *dials 911*

  But it can kill the elderly & a lot of people with various medical conditions. We're also trying to not overcrowd hospitals & not infect medical workers. This quarantine is moreso for them than it is for your average citizen

  2020-03-20 14:31

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  xd

  I don't give a shit about the art style because who honestly cares? The fucked up part is that they showed Panthero's corpse as a reference to Earle Hymen's (original Voice Actor) death. Whoever wrote & approved that are autistic mongoloids.

  2020-03-20 04:35

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  Oh poop

  I live in an apartment though

  2020-03-18 22:03

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  A terrible currency

  That's tgevunicorn son, it's so valuable that you're not even allowed to use it.

  2020-03-15 23:21

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  E

  To XIBALBA!

  2020-03-15 21:59

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  How could this be

  But he didn't have enough, can't you read?

  2020-03-15 20:18

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  Aww

  You're correct. His phrasing should've been, "Can I have a big spoon?" Or "Can I be a little spoon?".

  2020-03-15 20:17

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  A terrible currency

  It completely depends on the suppliers. They can't just ramp up production out of nowhere. For the next few weeks, normal shipments will come in but sell out immediately because people are actually running out of toilet paper.

  2020-03-15 20:16

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  A terrible currency

  Then three ply must be diamonds.

  2020-03-15 20:14

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  title

  I'm still pissed off that Dr Strange 2 lost Scott Derrickson as director. He wanted it to be a horror film & these 2 characters would've been perfect for that. BUT NO, marvel doesn't want a horror movie. At least the special effects will be amazing.

  2020-03-15 20:12

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  Meme

  NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK!?

  2020-03-15 20:08

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  E

  That's correct, this is Cortes from the animated movie The Road to El Dorado. I'd highly recommend this movie to anyone who hasn't seen it.

  2020-03-15 09:10

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  Drag Race?

  Blue hair definitely pulls it off better.

  2020-03-13 23:31

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  Damn you Misty damn you

  Misty is the best Pokemon girl, you can't change my mind.

  2020-03-13 18:09

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  He's the one

  Actual medical professionals: Wash your hands properly & stay home if you're sick. People: Be racist to anyone Asian? Got it. Scientists: No...what?

  2020-03-09 22:24

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  Sorry there's nothing I can do about the emoji( I make my...

  A city away? Nigga, that's like an hour drive at the most.

  2020-03-08 00:03

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  haha

  Wash your damn hands. Do it for 20 seconds & wash your entire hand(back, in between fingers, & the finger tips). Not just your palms.

  2020-03-07 13:59

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  Insert cut

  This week on How it's Made

  2020-03-06 11:04

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  Title is utterly useless

  I only have the launch Xbox One, so I'm not getting Cyberpunk since it'll be unoptimized as hell. But come November, I'll have the series x & can play it in beautiful 4k.

  2020-03-05 16:01

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  This ain't gonna pass

  I need sauce on the second & third pics STAT!

  2020-03-03 23:03

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  Blind people will understand( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  When losing your glasses is akin to a death sentence gang, rise up!

  2020-03-03 14:32

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  The Corona bug in its true form

  In a survey conducted by 5W Public Relations, 38% of Americans refuse to order Corona Beer because they're afraid of getting the virus. I.E. 38% of Americans are fucking retarded & we really need to invest in our education way more.

  2020-03-01 00:37

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  haha

  1. you can barely tell that it's his art style. 2. None of his "humor" comes through. 3. This is actually a really sweet comic

  2020-02-29 10:22

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  Notice the shirt colors

  That happened to me with the Dr Stone manga. Me: I finally caught up with the manga Friends: But a few days ago you said you were on chapter 60, there are 137 chapters right now. Me:

  2020-02-27 00:05

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  Mindful Pepe

  I have a real problem with clenching my jaw. Randomly throughout the day & when I'm trying to fall asleep. It's annoying and rather worrying.

  2020-02-27 00:01

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  hey

  Undertale concept art

  2020-02-26 23:51

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  No title.

  As long as the band properly compensates the venue for their destructive behavior, I believe that makes things pretty equal.

  2020-02-26 13:22

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  Title here

  A Batman Beyond meme One of the most underrated shows in the DCAU.

  2020-02-26 13:20

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  Nostalgia

  My favorite will always be the guy screaming "SEGA!"

  2020-02-26 13:17

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  Grandma didn't cook

  That's a real shitty way to treat your grandma.

  2020-02-26 13:14

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  Professor Cola

  Here's a trade secret, a lot of our brands are actually just name brand products with a different label. Like, our cereal is literally Kellogs, at least here in the U.S.

  2020-02-26 03:02

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  Insert title

  What in the literal fuck is this meme and this comment section? Who the fuck is this "meme" calling out? Who the fuck cuddles platonically? Why is every single person commenting a miserable person? These are strange times indeed.

  2020-02-25 04:26

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  Gravity falls

  It's a damn shame, since I think they definitely could have gone one more season. BUT, it's better to have a show that you're completely satisfied with than to have it suffer from seasonal rot.

  2020-02-25 04:19

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  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  If that's you in the pfp, then right away comrade 7

  2020-02-24 18:32

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  Next month UwU

  If I didn't have a huge backlog of games I still need to play, like BOTW, I would definitely get it myself.

  2020-02-24 16:16

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  Next month UwU

  Animal Crossing is a very chill game, similar to the likes of Harvest moon, Stardew Valley, Minecraft, etc... You can play any one as there is no story. The easiest one to get your hands right now is AC: New Leaf for the 3DS, or you can wait until March.

  2020-02-24 16:16

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  Next month UwU

  I want there to be Animal Crossing DLC that lets you dress up as doom guy/ doom slayer.

  2020-02-24 16:12

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  Ju

  Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, uuuuuhhhhhhh we're cruising at an altitude of 32,000 feet, uuuuuhhhhhhh, at a comfortable 68 degrees and for in-flight entertainment uhhhhhhhhhhhh check out my SoundCloud.

  2020-02-24 16:07

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  You Slippery little bastard!

  But I'm a faith build

  2020-02-24 16:03

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  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  Please, tell me the tale. I fear I shall never have it.

  2020-02-24 16:01

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  Empire Poppin! Rebels Droppin!

  Sauce on the artist?

  2020-02-24 05:05

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  I actually made this

  *Coughs maniacally*

  2020-02-23 22:02

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  Return of the King

  Reach definitely ruined Halo's pacing with the addition of sprinting. But we have to realize that the original trilogy is never coming back. So for what we're dealt with, Halo 5 right now is pretty damn good.

  2020-02-22 18:27

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  College

  Absolute garbage. Education should never be competitive. You already said it, but no one learns anything useful from it. What you do learn is to distrust your classmates & hate your professor.

  2020-02-22 10:40

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  Return of the King

  As a reminder, MCC was literally one of the worst launches in video game history. And they actually went back & fixed it. Not many companies do that. Plus, this slipspace engine looks fucking gorgeous. I think 343 has earned some faith from us.

  2020-02-22 10:37

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  Return of the King

  Fair enough, but for the past 3-4 years, 343 has done nothing but improve. Halo 5 has the literal best Forge ever, and it's gameplay mechanics are actually solid. For the MCC we got a complete overhaul for free & it's on PC, and it's on steam!

  2020-02-22 10:35

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  Here to fuck shit up

  Are you suggesting that the moonlight butterfly was trying to fuck me?

  2020-02-22 10:23

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  Haha ha ha haha(I make my own memes)

  Naw, no thanks. I'm not into old and decrepit.

  2020-02-22 10:21

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  Haha ha ha haha(I make my own memes)

  If your crush says shit like this, you need to get better taste.

  2020-02-21 18:41

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  Cursed

  My favorite example of "based on a true story" is Fargo. The Coen brothers put that at the beginning of the movie, despite that being completely false. There's literally no rules saying that movie using that phrase has to be true.

  2020-02-20 23:34

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  Octopussy

  I'd rather have something like this over modern art.

  2020-02-20 23:32

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  KvMK

  Kirby: Poyo? Metaknight: I can't beat the shit out of you without challenging you to an honorable duel. Kirby: Poyo!

  2020-02-19 20:54

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  Death by snu snu

  More for me

  2020-02-18 21:17

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  FINE, LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

  His hero name is a pun based around the word ‘explosion’ (bakuhatsu), replacing the second half of ‘explosion’ with ‘kill’ (satsu) and then tacking on the last bit of his real name —ou which sounds like the suffix that means king TLDR It's a Japanese pun

  2020-02-18 15:12

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  Death by snu snu

  I volunteer as tribute

  2020-02-18 14:57

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  How many holes does a human have?

  Olivia Octavius (Dr octopus) from Into the Spider-verse. It's a fantastic film I'd highly recommend. And she has great porn that I'd also highly recommend.

  2020-02-18 14:57

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  title

  It's a "genre" of kids films where an animated character sits in the passenger seat of a real car being driven by a real actor.

  2020-02-18 14:50

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  Title

  Okay, but today, an average Joe could easily be walking around with a go pro. And you'd think most UFO nuts would've invested in cameras with good telescope lenses after 50+ years of existing.

  2020-02-18 14:47

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  What a world

  Demons are sexy as fuck

  2020-02-17 12:21

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  Kek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Change da world My final message Goodbye *windows 95 startup*

  2020-02-17 12:20

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  Title

  Moana had the better songs, Tangled had the better characters & story, Frozen had the better memes.

  2020-02-16 16:20

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  Title

  Freezing to death is actually very painful. Read several mountaineering books & 1 Antarctic book. It literally hurts to breathe, lack of oxygen makes you go insane, internal temp is so fucked that you can feel like you're burning. This can last for hours

  2020-02-16 16:18

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  Fresh

  Yeah, I thought it was a pretty bold move to have Dr. Robotnik just sob over Sonic's corpse for like 5 minutes straight. Some may call it too on the nose, but I thought it was a nice nod to how their relationship was always so one sided.

  2020-02-16 03:15

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  Shrek

  I feel personally attacked

  2020-02-16 03:10

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  We tryin to stay alive

  Also, how is DLC or a sequel to a 6 year old racing game considered shoveling out shit? It's not beating a dead horse. It's a clearly defined and rather easy demand that people are willing to pay for, but Nintendo refuses to supply that demand.

  2020-02-12 04:12

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  We tryin to stay alive

  My friends and I have put in a combined 1200 hours into Mario Kart 8 & Deluxe. Deluxe also has the best feel out of the Mario Kart franchise. Why is it a bad thing to want more of something we enjoy?

  2020-02-12 04:07

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  We tryin to stay alive

  I'm a dumbass and I accidentally posted this comment instead of replying. Please downvote.

  2020-02-12 04:06

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  We tryin to stay alive

  If that isn't the fucking truth. Nintendo does what they want, not what their customers want. It's only by pure coincidence that we get what we crave from them.

  2020-02-12 02:12

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  How people on the internet be

  I'll admit to being a Man of Steel apologist. I really like the idea of a Superman who became the symbol of hope & a true boyscott after having to kill someone who just wouldn't stop. (Though the scene itself was poorly handled)

  2020-02-12 00:19

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  How people on the internet be

  I blame that on writing. Captain Marvel herself is an extremely boring character. While I'm glad she isn't the typical MCU quipy hero, she doesn't have a personality. TL;DR Samuel L Jackson was the only enjoyable part of the movie.

  2020-02-12 00:17

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  Ok, but why?

  People are complaining about Parasite winning & Joker losing, meanwhile Klaus, one of the most incredible animated movies ever lost to fucking Toy Story 4. The Oscars have always been a joke.

  2020-02-12 00:13

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  We tryin to stay alive

  I really crave more Mario Kart 8 DLC, or even Mario Kart 9. But Nintendo hates easy money so I guess neither will probably happen.

  2020-02-12 00:08

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  Smexy banana

  That banana be lookin pretty bad though.

  2020-02-11 16:43

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  Disney Everyone

  So godfather tells her "publicly support the Hong Kong police or say goodbye to your career as a Hollywood actress." Then Disney slides right in & gobbles up all that delicious China market money.

  2020-02-10 15:02

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  Disney Everyone

  While that's certainly something I could see Disney doing(if they haven't already). I think the more likely answer is the fact that her godfather, Chen Jinfei, is one of the richest men in Beijing. (Cont.)

  2020-02-10 15:01

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  Disney Everyone

  Look up "Liu Yifei Hong Kong" and you'll find plenty of articles describing it. tl;dr She shared a pro China article with the caption, "I support Hong Kong police. You can attack me now. What a shame for Hong Kong." 

  2020-02-10 14:58

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  Disney Everyone

  To be fair, this version is based off of the actual legend of Mulan, which has fantastical elements, vs the animated movie. But remember kids, DON'T financially support this movie. Mulan's actress supports the Hong Kong police, so fuck her.

  2020-02-10 05:45

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  Lol

  Thanks for the good chuckle OP.

  2020-02-10 05:41

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  Get lost in the sauce niggas

  My nigga Tomorrow night when I finally get enough free time, I'm having myself a hearty feast!

  2020-02-07 18:34

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  Me last night

  I have this problem a lot. I work at a grocery store & I get a lot of regulars. I remember about 4 of their names. But, to be fair, on an average day I go through about 300-400 customers a day.

  2020-02-07 02:12

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  ft. Pitbull

  DALE

  2020-02-05 18:04

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  ft. Pitbull

  I unironically enjoy his music as well. His use of Latin music, like samba, & modern pop is catchy as hell.

  2020-02-05 18:03

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