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  ass

  Its at 17%. How did this pass moderation?

  2012-09-01 13:56

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  this is genius!!!!

  The chairs in my college dorm have bottoms like this. I can't tell you how many times I fell back

  2012-08-21 12:09

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  Pretty awkward at family reunions.

  I did this with my parents once and now I'm just like

  2012-08-13 03:14

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  cheese

  Every girl I have ever known hates being whistled at. Even the whores.

  2012-08-12 03:00

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  Le Father of the Year

  you get paid more than what most people doing your job does and you're complaining? I do the same job everyone else at my job does but since I'm a college student I get paid $3 less

  2012-08-07 12:53

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  Its always more weed

  ^^its because it makes them look dumb

  2012-08-04 01:34

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  :(

  For some reason this makes me so sad!

  2012-08-04 01:26

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  i want lemonade too!!

  that's not Daytona Beach. I live near there and there are no mountains to be found.

  2012-08-01 01:07

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  sweet :3

  They live at Busch gardens in Florida. I remember when everyone swore the cheetah would eat the dog when she grew up. Proved them wrong.

  2012-07-31 01:30

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  mother of god.

  When I left for college my mom gave me a rape alarm (pull trigger=piercing alarm noise). First thought my friends had were now they'll all know where you are.

  2012-07-26 03:16

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  after that I killed that fucking cunt with my shovel

  My husband says I drive like a man. One of the highest compliments I have ever received.

  2012-07-25 02:34

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  lol

  The troll face popped up over the second baby

  2012-07-24 02:11

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  me busta

  I saw a full on ghost busters team at Walmart that they hired. Gear and all. I was like

  2012-07-24 02:09

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  accept this fucking meme -.-

  I've seen this almost exactly the same except with

  2012-07-23 16:09

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  British

  You can. When you sing, you elongate the vowels and words so you can't detect an accent. That's why in rap songs you can usually detect accents better.

  2012-07-22 18:57

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  cat fight

  So many spelling errors!

  2012-07-22 17:55

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  I Aint Even Mad

  I remember those days

  2012-07-22 13:48

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  batman help em out

  Actually most of the victims are in their 20s. a 4 month old was shot. A 6 year old was killed. I haven't heard any other kids. These people need to relax and be given their space to recover. I don't think wanting to see Christian bale in a Batman costume is of high priority to them right now.

  2012-07-22 13:27

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  butt mustaches

  @Asher I hope you never reproduce. Leave a small child out of your sight in a crowded place. He will either be stolen or wander off.

  2012-07-19 12:11

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  more bars in more places

  You must live in the woods. I always have at least 3 bars :)

  2012-07-18 12:48

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  i still play it

  I had a Monster's Inc version too

  2012-07-17 00:57

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  We're all gonna die

  Wars produce baby booms when the soldiers come home. Your theory is invalid.

  2012-07-16 00:38

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  just sharing this cool fact

  We tried it at work multiple times and switching up the measurements even. Doesn't work. Need glowstick fluid.

  2012-07-16 00:23

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  annoying hair

  My husband makes me put it up

  2012-07-12 04:02

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  lego land does exist

  Water park*

  2012-07-09 15:20

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  lego land does exist

  There's a Lego land in Florida too. They also have a watermark.

  2012-07-09 15:19

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  tampon

  I will be thumbed down for this...but if you throw it in the toilet it will clog up the septic system. That's why she didn't flush it. She did dispose of it properly.

  2012-07-05 23:42

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  D: We the idiots

  ^not necessarily. Its that cheap in the part of Florida I live in.

  2012-07-02 02:15

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  IKEA stores

  They have doors that are kind of hidden that lead to other departments to get out faster

  2012-06-24 18:04

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  *plays jaws theme song*

  That's not just a vagina. buy still great nonetheless.

  2012-06-24 17:44

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