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  Watch me take a shit

  This seems like a bad dream

  2017-02-20 10:56

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  I don't even know what to say

  My penis is a tinglin

  2017-02-11 12:13

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  What's the last thing you stuck your finger in

  Don't say in your wife Don't say in your wife Don't say in your wife ...In your....son?

  2017-01-19 12:34

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  Bird squeezer, a hero we don't deserve, and probably dont...

  Where's the foul for showboating!?

  2017-01-12 23:18

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  My man

  Why do people type 2K16 when it's the same amount of leters as 2016.

  2017-01-02 13:06

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  But why?

  How did it grow with no sunlight?

  2016-12-21 23:10

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  nope

  My palms just started sweating

  2016-10-30 09:46

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  IOS struggle

  Or you can use the wireless headphones it comes with.... I'm an android user, but I think this is just a ploy to get everyone talking about the iPhone 7.

  2016-09-13 21:28

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  Feminist Be Triggered as Hell

  Did you come here to post your opinion? What a dick

  2016-08-24 17:28

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  The feels bro

  Everything comes from nature since nature had to create it for us to have it.

  2016-08-24 17:23

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  Asians maybe

  Foul. You can only use one hand. Unblow that kids mind

  2016-08-16 22:14

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  Who scared you more... Your mom or dad?

  They say this is actually good for kids self-esteem. Yelling at them in public lowers their self esteem, so you should do it in private.

  2016-08-02 17:50

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  Friggin bookstores be like

  I once asked for an e-receipt but they still printed like a roll of a coupons. Along with the tiny e-receipt bar code

  2016-07-29 17:52

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  lol

  Close door. Get naked. Walk back out

  2016-07-29 08:29

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  Right in the face

  Pow! Right in the kisser

  2016-07-22 21:11

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  Oooooops!

  I used to work at a place that made those boards. They are so brittle they snap in your hand when you are just holding them

  2016-07-15 17:50

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  Very true

  Didn't do shit with your life? Have more kids get more welfare.

  2016-07-13 18:26

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  instructions not clear

  Ahhh, so that's what the go finished product looks like. I mean, I don't even see a dick anywhere near it. Interesting

  2016-07-01 18:03

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  How to kill somebody

  Is that John snow on the right?

  2016-06-30 09:41

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  WTF.. that's not...

  When you fart during a BJ

  2016-06-24 12:54

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  Looking at you, Fallout 4

  I like to imagine, those are all penises sorrounding her but the only way they could sensor it is by making them pancakes instead.

  2016-05-25 18:21

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  Comment egg on next meme

  Just be like " And we would of gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling Americas! "

  2016-05-23 12:54

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  *hits blunt*

  I thought it said " Deep Throat of the day ". Guess I need to go to bed

  2016-04-13 20:01

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  Mem

  How do these people make money to support their eating habbits? She sucking dudes off for a Twinkie?

  2016-03-29 12:39

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  Steve Buscemi is so beautiful...

  I wrote a short peom. Angelina Joli, please blow me.

  2016-03-23 15:34

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  What was that last one again?

  Maybe I'd get a sweet blow job though

  2016-03-14 08:10

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  Sad, but this is so true

  They tried to stay up by song phones and accessories. Because the stores near be converted half the store to it. I guess it didn't work out

  2016-03-13 05:28

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  Drop out and be lazy, that's the key to successfully becoming a bum

  2016-03-11 09:56

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  What if I trip and slam into a wall?

  Free LCD screens

  2016-03-10 13:09

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  group plans

  It's fun to talk about doing things more then it is to doing them, apparently

  2016-03-09 17:23

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  if only

  If you ever pealed and orange and left it out for ten seconds. The outside would get real dry and crusty

  2016-03-05 16:41

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  Huzzahhh

  2016-03-04 07:49

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  thank u

  This is a cool idea. But I feel like the barber would have to keep moving your head so he doesn't fuck up the lines

  2016-02-25 18:55

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  No parents

  They may argue but I hear they make up for it in the sack. "Cut to two phones vibrating on top of eachother

  2016-02-17 17:32

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  Life in the hood

  I do this because I hate waiting for people.

  2016-02-17 17:23

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  more proof

  That's the line to the orgy

  2016-02-16 18:15

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  Can't stand people like that

  Because they want to argue

  2016-02-02 12:51

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  I hope he can at least pay for the tissue

  Sell cleanex. Profit

  2016-02-02 12:49

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  Fucking savage

  This looks like a screenshot from rock band

  2016-02-02 12:47

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  what do u know

  She should make a guest appearance on Orange is the new black and have them come across each other. And she will look all suprised and say " Donna? " and then get pushed away by the CO so there is no answer. Just mystery

  2016-02-01 19:28

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  Equality

  I worked at a hardware store for almost a year. Never saw a woman plumber, electrition, carpenter, painter, landscaper, mason. So why is there no push to fill these jobs with women?

  2016-01-30 16:31

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  attempt at your own risk

  You did it wrong. You have to open your buthole and spray inside. Trust me, I'm a doctor

  2016-01-28 18:13

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  I've never really thought about that. That kinda sucks.

  I don't think your outfit matters when no one can see you. If you can see other ghosts. I'm going to have a ton of ghost sex

  2016-01-26 12:13

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  Sad

  2 months to do all there donuts you want

  2016-01-26 12:07

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  ???

  My dog knows half way through the ride that he is going to the vet and starts crying.

  2016-01-25 17:47

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  ..

  When I go to Costco I order a pizza at their food court. Then do my shopping and pick it up when I leave. All very convenient for my fat ass

  2016-01-25 17:40

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  Man the harpoons, boys!

  If that's the lifestyle they chose, so be it. Just don't expect special treatment

  2016-01-22 19:55

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  Buzzfeed sucks

  A fetus is both male and female in the woom. And it eats and drinks it a own piss and shit so it can practice how to eat and shit. Babies are pretty gross

  2016-01-22 19:51

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  meanwhile

  I don't think they will finish those reports on time with this kind of Tom foolery

  2016-01-22 19:48

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  Unrealistic expectations

  Ass to mouth in one thrust

  2016-01-22 19:46

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  Ice age didn't get the dinos

  He been there millions of years and it looks like he has shovled shit! Get your head out of your ass!

  2016-01-22 19:45

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  I hate earnie.. he always does this at the worst timed

  I think Bert is giving Ernie instructions from the book on how to masturbate properly

  2016-01-22 19:43

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  Get your shit together, Tumblr.

  If you get to the bottom of what I am, I guess you can say I am atoms looking for other Atoms to have a good time with.

  2016-01-22 19:42

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  ...

  Scarlett witch seems like she would not be good in bed. But scarlet johands on ma boobs, likes that hulk dick

  2016-01-22 19:40

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  roadman

  No shave November now extended till marriage

  2016-01-22 19:37

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  Has begun :D

  I dream a dream where white and black dogs can pee on the same fire hydrants.

  2016-01-22 19:36

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  Windows 10

  I like 10 it's pretty neat. 7 Is still a great option though.

  2016-01-22 19:33

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  Funny jokes

  If they don't know what time is. Then how did that Bitch ask him how much time it took. Why does one know and not the other. Your story is full of plot holes. I'm out of here

  2016-01-22 19:29

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  Press my button (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Coolsville sounds nice, but I'm more interested in seeing Boobsville

  2016-01-22 19:23

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  grocery stores

  To be fair, people are the ones that Fuck them up in the first place. So both the company and the users are to blame.

  2016-01-22 19:21

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  Fuck that pg-13

  Then don't watch it you Bitch. "I don't like this form of art, you need to change it to something I like more" you can just Fuck right off you fucking hairy cunt

  2016-01-22 19:18

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  Got em

  You really have to hate men a lot to come up with some of the shit these people say. Like that's all they must think about. I would never have even thought of that because it's a nice thing for any parent to do.

  2016-01-22 19:16

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  Children are good to eat

  I'm about to by an oil tanker and fill it up with gas for when it costs like 6$ a gallon

  2016-01-22 19:10

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  Boobs

  It just silly to have to learn a new language to understand your robot. Nobody buys a computer and then has to learn binary to use it. Maybe I'm the only one that's bothered by it

  2016-01-21 18:48

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  Boobs

  I get that, but i think 3cpo said he knows like 3000(probably more) languages including the robot language. So why don't all robots speak in the local language, and only default to their own if they can't interpret what language the person is speaking.

  2016-01-21 18:46

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  true story..

  Ice cube eyes about to explode

  2016-01-21 18:41

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  Dem titties tho

  I did not want to see a black man's balls. Why you do dis to me

  2016-01-21 18:38

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  basketball

  I was on my higschool swim team for 3 years. Even tho my school was very diverse. No black kids ever even tried out. As for the other schools, the only black kids I saw were mostly divers.

  2016-01-21 18:35

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  Good man

  If I was filthy rich I would hire all the homeless to follow me around In storm trooper outfits while I wear a Darth Vader suit. And then I would employ all the Mexicans at home depot to build me a death star. And then I will rule the universe

  2016-01-21 18:30

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  Please.

  Buy this super necessary "u need dis or u fail" mandatory for the course book. Okay now that you have purchased your book, go ahead Google everything from here on out.

  2016-01-21 18:24

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  That's true.

  The vagina: designed by nature for sex. The butthole designed for waste disposal. I put my penis in both. I do what I want

  2016-01-21 18:20

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  Lol

  I would like this job. I do this now for free God damit

  2016-01-19 18:20

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  Boobs

  I never understood why robots would have their own language when you clearly see one can talk english. So why don't they all talk English

  2016-01-19 18:14

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  That’s a joke right

  I'm not sure what the joke is.

  2016-01-19 18:08

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  she gave him the sign he needed

  Two i's? What a slut

  2016-01-19 08:14

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  BLAST OFF

  I don't mind commercials when they are of interest to me. Websites that choose commercials based on what you like is fine. But I don't need to see commercials for demons hygiene products, or the new Tyler Perry movie. Not in my house!

  2016-01-18 18:08

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  Nookie monster

  When will the machines take over? Hurry up already

  2016-01-18 18:00

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  Nookie monster

  I let my kid watch tv all day every day. So the only reason he is fat is because the tv shows are brainwashing them. EVERY DAY THEY DO IT. It's disgusting!

  2016-01-18 18:00

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  huehuehuehuehue evil

  Who needs porn when you can wack it to Rick astley confessing his love to you?

  2016-01-18 17:56

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  Shotty got dem apple bottom jeans jeans boots with the fu...

  Guy: I'm banging your sister Girl: shocked facial expression Guy: and also those pants make you look fat Girl: you son of a Bitch I'll kill you!

  2016-01-18 17:50

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  Shotty got dem apple bottom jeans jeans boots with the fu...

  Maybe the sister is hotter

  2016-01-18 17:48

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  old spice

  Twist ending, second naked dude walks in the shoot. It's a commercial for gay porn website

  2016-01-18 17:46

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  Meme

  This sounds like gossip you would hear immature high schoolers say to eachother. Oh wait, this is from a multi-million dollar company run by grown adults? Huh

  2016-01-18 17:45

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  BRB

  If I won the money. Guess who's buying all the games on steam, WOOT WOOT

  2016-01-15 07:53

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  That's so ratchet

  First time I heard that I was like wtf did this Bitch just say? But I was drunk and wanted to bang so I went along with it. Forever

  2016-01-12 22:34

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  Played himself

  Dam I could of bought me some hookers

  2016-01-12 21:38

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  Shoooooot

  Thank you kind sir, for you're words of wisdom

  2016-01-12 19:13

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  Favourite JDM? Chaser Mark II 1JZ

  I never understood why he would lend a stranger an expensive ass car. When the guy was interested I. Racing anyway and would of trained regardless

  2016-01-12 19:10

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  Mmmm

  He got some of the good good before he woke her up

  2016-01-12 19:08

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  When I was younger, I thought the Queen Mary was the Tita...

  To be fair, that could be quite a step up from the girl saying it. So in her mind, rats are dimes

  2016-01-12 19:05

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  Loving this diet

  The problem with diets Is that they end. And den you get fat again. Diets are never supposed to end, you have to be miserable for ever

  2016-01-12 18:55

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  OH MA GAHD I made this meme years ago, and meow it has been reposted. It feels kinda good

  2016-01-12 18:52

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  Shoooooot

  Why only 8 bullets doe

  2016-01-10 12:31

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  FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN

  You need to equip your bread with at least +10 Armor to get through level 9

  2016-01-08 21:36

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  Mothers make everything awkward...

  You think that red carpet is spicy?

  2016-01-08 21:31

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  Holy sh☆t

  *In the left lane* friend be like " We have to get off the exit on the right" ....

  2016-01-08 21:30

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  How's your day going?

  I want to smell like 'Murica

  2016-01-08 21:25

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  Bzz

  Yea but can he beat halo on legendary?

  2016-01-07 21:03

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  :truestory:

  Does anyone else think Tyler Perry insults black people with his portrayal of black comedy?

  2016-01-07 21:00

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  ...

  Most customers are fine, some really brighten up your day. But when you get those assholes they really stick with you and mess up your mood

  2016-01-07 20:56

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