Nightless_Shadow

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Nightless_Shadow | 2021-09-08 05:00

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Office Cancel Culture Is Gay

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The government is always the problem
Otherwise known as extortion

2026-09-13 21:29
+3
Heat-seeking missile really said that cigarette is mine
Are we sure it’s not just tracking the hand holding it?

2026-08-25 00:26
0
3D-printed ears are officially a thing
How would you even get them in place? Seems like a risky surgery

2026-07-31 21:51
+3
Morning Sam. Morning Ralph.
Why is the dog shaved like that?

2026-07-30 21:11
+1
We notice...
Sawdust in Rice Krispies

2026-07-30 21:10
+4
Then lower the popcorn
They are. Went to see Project Hail Mary. Tickets for two was $40. Tried to add drink and popcorn, went up to $88

2026-07-14 22:01
+5
No thoughts loaded
Reading must suck for you

2026-06-10 21:48
0
Dog
There’s a French bulldog at my job that has bitten four people. His leash has a warning label that says “don’t pet, don’t talk, don’t look”. The dog flips out from being LOOKED at. Everyone hates him

2026-06-07 15:28
+8
Mhhhmm
That’s why that movie is so good

2026-05-29 19:47
+2
Peak human existence
Plus some books or other hobbies. I don’t like being on technology ALL day

2026-05-15 13:20
+3
Real life dinosaur
Yeah, anything below the head is “romantic” for birds so best to just pet their heads

2026-04-23 19:40
+2
You shall not pass!
The finglonger

2026-04-18 17:08
+5
Deep puns
I think it’s supposed to be that he heard age as “h” and thus thought the doctor was asking how to spell Henry

2026-04-10 12:15
+17
School reading sucks
If you’re up for more adult content (no sex scenes (at least not yet still reading the third) but a lot of mentions of it and drinking) the Night Angel trilogy is very good. Basically follows a supernatural assassin.

2026-04-09 21:11
0
Barney yawns like he discovered something ancient
That seems more like he’s about to vomit

2026-04-09 04:59
0
Suddenly half (or more) of my submissions don't make it t...
They’re trying to work on it. Bisexual potato 3000 has discord server that’s trying to vibe a Memedroid 2.0 basically

2026-04-07 12:54
0
*Snidely shipper laugh*
Cartoon I used to watch had “shipping community trash” written on a trash bin. I will never be convinced that wasn’t a call out

2026-04-07 12:17
+3
cat escape plan
Pet smart. Pet is blue, smart is red

2026-04-06 11:11
+2
Bro got dragged irl
lol, spelling is hard. Especially after having a stout.

2026-04-03 15:21
+1
Bro got dragged irl
A stout I believe

2026-04-02 18:35
+3
Tat

2026-03-29 20:52
+12
He literally can't function without his anime waifu
Horses can’t see directly in front of them. Bro is not even watching

2026-03-19 19:06
+6
A good day
So long as you have bug spray. Damn mosquitos

2026-03-09 11:23
+22
They say don't cry over spilled milk but my cat took it p...
Don’t give milk to cats, they’re lactose intolerant

2026-02-26 06:22
0
loser
Where’s the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?!?

2026-02-19 20:36
+7
Stupidity isn't limited to black folk... they just do it ...
She phrased it in a very dumb way, but she is correct. Infertility (difficulty carrying to term) is different from sterility (unable to conceive).

2026-01-23 09:14
+2
how dare you speak ill of my gender studies degree
The Duning Krueger affect is running rampant in colleges

2026-01-03 21:10
+1
average republican
Exactly. God doesn’t send anyone to hell, they choose to go there

2025-12-31 09:04
0
yes but ultra slim
I actually own my DVDs. Barring theft or them being burned, so long as I have a DVD drive, I can watch them. Digital can be taken away.

2025-12-30 20:26
+19
online gaming subscriptions are the real scam
FMHY.net (Free Media Heck Yeah) has everything. Torrenting, streaming, pirated books/comics/manga, music, games, etc. It’s a library of all current sites and ranks them. Also stays up to date really well so no broken links.

2025-12-09 20:48
0
Christmas but Saruman is narrating
I’ll take it over Mariah Carey

2025-11-26 10:05
+1
December bingo got wild real fast

2025-11-25 08:18
+3
burn in lava, pls
Plaque Inc. It only has a single harbor and is therefore hard to infect

2025-11-19 05:18
+1
another transit nightmare
“Standing passenger in a subway, street car, bus or train who clings for support to one of the short straps placed along the aisle.” According to Webster

2025-11-14 09:56
+9
Holden’s cookin up something chaotic again
Mrs. America. Found it through Google, so not sure if the show is good or not

2025-11-06 07:52
+1
Animal rights militant
Animal Welfare I can get behind, animal rights are retarded

2025-10-07 15:00
0
Magic rocks make energy. We scared of rocks. caveman logic.
Moved from a place powered by coal, electricity alone was $200. New place uses nuclear, $160 including water. Give me nuclear any day.

2025-09-23 06:56
0
Asian confusion
Honestly domestic pigs aren’t much better. The mothers will lay down and crush any piglets beneath them. They give no shits.

2025-09-14 10:17
+2
Title
Same with Tiffany. Was the medieval form of Theophania (manifestation of God)

2025-07-23 23:12
+5
dongs in a list
Ordering appetizers and wearing contacts? She just wants all the food herself and wants them blind so they can’t see the fat clearly

2025-07-03 07:58
+6
Pee Yew
Gotta love the BabylonBee

2025-07-03 07:45
0
I'll pay extra just to avoid smart tech spying on me
Did this with our washing machine. Lid lock SENSOR went out, everything else worked but because the sensor sucked the washer wouldn’t run. Got a more expensive washer that just turns off the water if you open it. Just like my grandma’s. And she’s had hers for 40 years

2025-06-25 22:24
+1
Our first PCs died. These avenge them
Total Party Kill. For when everyone dies in a DND campaign

2025-06-19 15:55
+2
Never payin for no floor ever again
Lighthouses rule!

2025-05-10 16:36
+5
daily reminder
Taxation is extortion, not theft

2025-04-20 06:42
+1
Theme park characters got better casting than Hollywood
I believe Astrid from How To Train Your Dragon.

2025-04-08 22:06
+3
Ubisoft's last chance to stay in business? Yeah, right...
My brother bought it and keeps trying to get me to play it despite me saying I’m not interested several times. They will never go under until idiots learn

2025-03-20 23:07
+2
Hehehehe
“You say what they think, you don’t really think what they say.”

2025-01-17 00:00
+3
I't something!
I’d rather play BioShock again for the 1st time. Still one of the best plot twists

2024-10-01 05:38
+1
lol
She was on Land O’ Lakes

2024-08-15 23:07
+5
Hmmmm
Neither did the masks

2024-07-21 00:16
+7
How do u use these titles correctly?
Everyone decides it’s bad for only one person to be able to grant wishes so they rebel against the king….and make the MC the only one with the power to grant wishes. But it’s okay because she’s not a white male

2024-06-30 22:29
+16
Oh fuck, spelling mistake
They mess up on multiplication and do 2*3 because it’s next to the parentheses so they get 6/6 instead of proper order leading to 6*3

2024-06-07 08:52
0
Methodist church lost 1 million members
Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Jude 1:7, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, 1 Timothy 1:10

2024-06-07 01:40
+1
Bro got an engine problem
Pretty sure it’s an anteater

2024-05-02 22:37
+3
Lol
I love that he voices himself in the video

2024-01-29 23:15
+1
For the word nerds
Roddikin is also wrong.

2023-09-11 00:16
+1
Yes
What the hell is it? I don’t want to look it up and then get *emPowErmEnt* ads

2023-09-09 01:05
+1
A 13-year-old kid shot two criminals (one severely wounde...
It’s called the Criminal Justice System for a reason. Fuckers aren’t even hiding it

2023-09-07 23:20
+3
Look it up
I just looked it up. I’ve read some bad stories, but that shit…40 days of rape and torture is just something else

2023-08-28 23:27
+8
Wholesome
WLOP, the series it’s from is Ghostblade

2023-06-14 23:07
+1
sounds like a deal
Futurama

2023-06-13 16:15
+1
Ice cream. All that she can eat
Pretty sure we didn’t sign the Geneva Convention

2023-06-13 09:05
0
Why and how
Accidentally downvoted. I am ashamed

2023-06-09 15:09
0
*big-sniff*
Bed bath and beyond is closing

2023-05-21 10:24
+3
Thanks god! From no bitches to lots of them
He did cheat death twice though

2023-03-08 22:50
+1
Posting cute cat memes till novagecko bans me
It’s a Scottish Fold, their ears are naturally like that. As to pop-up ears it’s just cartilage

2023-03-04 19:59
+5
Insert funny title here
Bit late but it’s The Elder Scrolls Online: High Isle Launch Cinematic

2023-01-04 10:08
0
Majestic
I saw them once at the beginning of December and haven’t seen them again. Been seriously craving them

2023-01-01 23:58
0
Funny gamer meme
Doesn’t someone get his junk cut off in Outlast? Feel like I’ve seen that version of this meme but I’ve never finished the game

2022-12-15 22:58
+1
Feminism has gone to shit
Have I missed something? Is this seriously a thing now?

2022-12-06 23:15
+1
Title
….

2022-12-02 23:46
0
Ki
Basics In Behavior(Blue)- The Living Tombstone

2022-11-28 23:39
+2
Savage
There’s nothing wrong with wanting financial stability, but when you don’t have it and expect your partner to that makes you a gold digging hoe

2022-11-03 09:27
+56
The "evolution"
I would assume so, based on their shirts

2022-10-16 08:39
+1
The "evolution"
It’s an oil painting.

2022-10-16 00:27
+3
Poorbag didn't dodge the wrench
“No, but I do it anyways because it’s sterile and I like the taste”

2022-09-27 23:40
+13
The simplest of tasks....
Gatfield

2022-09-22 23:21
0
Freaks
I find it helps to change ‘trans’ to ‘fake’ or ‘pretend’. So it’s fake women or pretend woman. Helps keep things clear.

2022-09-20 14:38
-2
I read this story in the Reader's Digest in the late 70's...
Don’t maggots eat dead flesh and bacteria? Wouldn’t they be better than gasoline on a open wound?

2022-09-16 23:36
+3
College in a nutshell
C’s get degrees

2022-09-13 23:13
+1
Little mermaid, black, ariel
Nah, only white people can appropriate culture. Any other race can do as they please, and if you something about it, you’re racist.

2022-09-11 22:47
+2
Obu Obu Obu
Ditto

2022-09-07 22:50
+2
What the hell is this?
I would say tell them they need to respect your sexuality, but trying to use their own logic against is like talking to a brick wall

2022-09-07 16:32
+18
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Look, we come on Memedroid to escape reality with funny memes. I don’t care what your political opinion is, unless you make it funny, don’t post politics.

2022-08-21 09:03
+8
It blew his mind
I don’t think they are. They just have a while line around which while zooming in makes them look odd

2022-08-21 08:44
+6
Stay healthy
Gone from 240 to 212 myself. Good luck in your weight loss goals my dude

2022-08-08 00:20
+2
Marvel movies nowadays are not the same anymore
Holy shit, I forgot he was in that movie

2022-08-07 23:54
+3
Scarring a kid for life
Girl thought the egg was hatching and was super excited. Mom had drawn a face on her finger and pushed it though the shell

2022-08-06 20:46
+1
Dog can walk again
Did they name her Pigeon because only two of her legs work?

2022-08-01 23:47
+5
Who is really taking advantage of women
Just buy male clothes

2022-04-18 23:30
+1
My mom when I wanted something at age 6-7
Or y’know...discipline them so they don’t do that. My mom pinched our arms if we started acting up in public

2022-03-17 23:29
+5
The book
Don’t forget Percy Jackson and The Spiderwick Chronicles

2022-02-20 00:30
+4
Personally love
I will never understand chemistry’s naming system

2022-02-08 08:42
+1
Trudeau was the fringe

2022-01-31 17:08
+5
psa: spanking your kids is shit parenting
Mine was similar, but they also made sure we understood what we were getting spanked for. They also would sometimes make us say the reason, to prove we knew what we did was wrong.

2022-01-21 08:21
+1
majestic

2022-01-18 12:36
+9
same?
Is that not what their names are?

2022-01-14 11:18
+4
forgotten
Great grandpa was a farmer, Nanny was a stay at home mom. My grandma has letters they wrote to each other as teenagers, and their house is still standing (being renovated by some of my cousins)

2021-12-07 00:19
+2
Funky shenanigans
Geri’s Game. It’s a Pixar short

2021-10-19 09:00
+2

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