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  pullup queen

  Roughly averages out then

  2026-07-01 04:35

  +1
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  Datacenters are thirsty

  How can they cope, the world cup alone is increasing hydration breaks regularly, soon some chud won't be able to generate big titty anime girls that like him

  2026-07-01 03:22

  +2
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  Peak ideal

  Man those are some big matches

  2026-06-30 06:41

  +18
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  adpocalypse

  My old boss registered his address at the hotel intercontinental in buenos Aires, that saved him a tonne of money on YouTube premium

  2026-06-29 21:09

  +1
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  EU

  You fool, thats the same grid, controlled by environmentalist morons, thats just how they want it

  2026-06-29 09:02

  +4
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  Hilarious Sesame Street moment

  Old but gold

  2026-06-28 18:56

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  Eighty bucks

  A bunch of the shops, weapons, outfits etc aren't available to plebs

  2026-06-27 17:11

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  AAARRRRR!

  That and physical copies, guess who has 800 dvds and 2 thumbs

  2026-06-27 08:22

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  My friend Flicker

  Where meme?

  2026-06-11 11:00

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  Whoa

  Batman: "I don't kill people and don't use a gun" Some poor fucking goon: "man, I can barely afford to keep my family alive, I sure hope some cosplayer with ptsd doesn't break every bone in my body and put me in crippling medical debt"

  2026-06-06 22:26

  +4
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  Oh my heart, my soul

  -berg, -baum, -witz, -stein

  2026-06-06 22:22

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  kek

  We live in a soc-A.I.-ety

  2026-06-06 22:19

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  dongs in a patootie

  I don't know bud, I know hello kitty is supposedly only 2 apples tall, but what the reason for the other half of the "meme" is is beyond me

  2026-06-06 22:17

  +8
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  dongs in a student

  Ugh, to be a NEET chud without a care in the world, but I'm out here paying taxes to baby eating child fuckers

  2026-06-06 22:11

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  Women lack accountability

  "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

  2026-06-05 07:06

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  From Yokohama, no less

  Is that a steam powered dildo?

  2026-06-05 07:01

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  dad lost

  Eat, like snaaake, eat like snaaaaaaaaake

  2026-06-01 07:05

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  Ferrari civil war

  It's as hated as the Dino was

  2026-06-01 04:59

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  fed aggressively

  Heffalump

  2026-06-01 04:58

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  Samsung timing

  Die Forelle by Schubert

  2026-05-30 18:54

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  Thunderstorm supremacy

  Top notch naps

  2026-05-30 18:29

  +2
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  forklift rage

  "All you had to do, was pay us enough to live"

  2026-05-30 18:20

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  I'm that uncle now

  Only thing you can trust the government to do is fuck you over at every opportunity

  2026-05-30 18:00

  +10
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  Egg gambling

  A fridge cold (I know I don't need to keep them in the fridge in the UK) large egg placed into already boiling water takes roughly 6 and a half to 6 and 3/4 minutes, for a perfect soft boil, rinse with cold water for a couple seconds when you take them out

  2026-05-30 15:25

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  poob has it for you meme

  iZombie is basically lost media now and that was actually not that bad. Edit: Sorry, I lied, looks like there's a decent magnet for it on piratebay again

  2026-05-30 05:34

  +1
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  Poob has it

  Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee

  2026-05-30 05:33

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  what's going on

  Person under the mask is a pussy

  2026-05-30 05:29

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  finally bro

  You can get a code reader for about £20 my car has an issue with the cat converter so it comes on every other tank of petrol, I check the code and then turn off the light every couple months

  2026-05-30 05:17

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  Can you do it?

  Secret penis

  2026-05-30 04:28

  +12
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  Give the midwits gambling and zyn

  They don't have the iq to make it from dimwit to midwit

  2026-05-29 19:37

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  electric sadness

  If you attached a turbine to the feet of the corpse of Enzo you'd have free energy for the rest of time as he spins at the speed of sound

  2026-05-29 19:35

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  brain gains

  Linkin_Park:Numb.exe

  2026-05-29 19:30

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  Mhhhmm

  And people wonder why its basically the world's favourite film

  2026-05-29 08:43

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  Why hello there

  If only it was 27 feet long like the belts used to be and you could give them "the whole nine yards"

  2026-05-28 16:24

  +13
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  Hell yea

  Taco guns

  2026-05-28 16:23

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  Its very rich

  Man, I love making my own stock to dunk on literally everyone who wastes leftover meat and carcasses, my best trick is to freeze it in ice cube bags for easy access stock cubes

  2026-05-28 16:21

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  Pompeii skill issue

  Unfortunately the lava got him, otherwise he definitely would have lived

  2026-05-28 08:09

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  Finnish negotiations

  Isn't it more efficient to kick with the back foot

  2026-05-28 08:08

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  gap loop

  I feel like you could just print out an NDA and get your friend to fill in the parts that aren't you in case they ask for proof you signed one

  2026-05-28 08:05

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  map guy

  Mercator projection is the best as its racist

  2026-05-28 06:58

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  code brown

  [Gary Lineker has entered the chat]

  2026-05-27 05:20

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  code brown

  French is clay

  2026-05-27 05:19

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  Vacation ruined instantly

  I don't agree with the French on many things, but their insistence on complete work/life separation is the way forward

  2026-05-27 05:19

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  Cruise office setup

  Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of "data sovereignty"

  2026-05-26 08:15

  +14
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  Childhood trauma dlc

  I just liked sardines, that was fun

  2026-05-25 12:57

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  FOR THE COLONY

  Egg

  2026-05-24 19:28

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  Gear queen ergonomics

  Your aim down sight time is 0 if always looking down sight

  2026-05-24 19:12

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  Raised by goths

  I like orbot, and thats free

  2026-05-24 18:32

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  Raised by goths

  If you like to sail the sea?

  2026-05-23 20:25

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  Cinema priorities

  This nibba eatin' beans

  2026-05-23 12:22

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  Peak existence honestly

  I'm on night shifts this weekend and you best believe I'm eating a pizza and watching classic sci-fi at 4am tonight

  2026-05-23 12:17

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  Pizza airstrike incoming

  "It's hot, and it's ready" "is it any good?" "It's HOT, and it's READY"

  2026-05-23 12:11

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  Microwave lore unlocked

  Ha, you fool, my microwave doesn't use a plate

  2026-05-23 12:06

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  Think it's recoverable?

  I used to just take a hammer to them, all the ones we used had glass platters so didn't take make strikes to turn the insides to dust

  2026-05-23 11:44

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  Lol

  Well stop reporting genuine internal emails as phishing then

  2026-05-23 11:39

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  Raised by goths

  Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee?

  2026-05-23 11:13

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  Akinator was wizardry

  The secret trick with Akinator was when you didn't know what you wanted to watch so you used it to find something or an actor to go with

  2026-05-23 11:01

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  Cake decorator stealth

  Yeah, but that started it's life as a fan fic for twilight (I shit you not)

  2026-05-23 10:50

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  Dongs in a wymyn

  "On average, Asian people are shorter" "I know a really tall Chinese dude"

  2026-05-23 01:16

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  Tat

  The only department of every company that makes no money at all, provides no services and just exists to piss people off

  2026-05-22 22:26

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  fuck @Grimkujow_ who said it’s a dangerous movie

  I think you mean the western world in general

  2026-05-22 22:11

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  When you're stupid, but at least you're smart stupid

  I imagine that junky deaths cost more in taxes somehow, I know they do safety testing at a lot of music festivals now

  2026-05-22 21:25

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  I don't think is is gonna be a good film. We have tons of...

  Yeah, just look up the woman who's interpretation he's using for building the script from, hint: radical feminist

  2026-05-22 08:43

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  Breathing fee soon

  Also the "fee" fee and the "because I feel like it" fee

  2026-05-21 23:43

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  Bottom right. Hehehehehehehehehehe

  False, how else am I supposed to tell Bro he has a nice cock?

  2026-05-21 18:35

  +7
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  cat dlc

  I, for one, welcome our new aged feline overlords

  2026-05-21 13:05

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  Concrete evidence

  Maybe if you were aware as it happened flushing the loo a few dozen times might stop it from setting in your house? If not, imagine if you live in an apartment building

  2026-05-20 12:37

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  Hydration addiction

  You fool, beer is mostly water

  2026-05-20 12:15

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  sunday night

  Jokes on you, I work a lot of Sundays

  2026-05-20 11:48

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  How were they misusing it

  Who could have known that most women are degenerates? Not like most of their literature is straight up porn or anything

  2026-05-20 11:47

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  Grandma knows you’re gay

  That looks comfy as fuck, I've always wanted to try a mens night shirt but never got around to buying one, have to get a nightcap too and wander round like a victorian ghost

  2026-05-20 11:46

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  old

  I'm on 6.0.4 of the old pro version and that's pretty much the sweet spot

  2026-05-16 04:23

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  no way

  Well duh, woody was too busy fucking kids to make an actual child

  2026-05-15 15:53

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  I called them rolly pollies as a kid

  Woodlice

  2026-05-15 15:51

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  2007 ghost energy

  Yeah, but thats your fault for murdering all those kids in your basement bud

  2026-05-14 16:12

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  Yeah no I don't think so

  I work long hours, but man is it nice doing 4 on 4 off, you can spend 2 of the days catching up on chores and still have 2 full days off

  2026-05-14 16:09

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  True

  XP service pack 3, or if you get the fan made SP4, that fucks

  2026-05-14 15:56

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  Tiny trash goblin

  Mmm trash, yum yum trash, I love trash

  2026-05-12 12:29

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  You have .03 seconds to hit DEL or is it F2

  Sometimes I've had it be delete

  2026-05-12 05:45

  +4
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  In the walls?

  I'm in your walls, I'm in your walls, I'm in your walls

  2026-05-12 05:44

  +5
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  dam engineer

  Bober, kurwa bober

  2026-05-10 09:45

  +1
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  title

  So the same as anywhere that isn't the US then?

  2026-05-08 23:00

  +1
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  Fallout drip

  I see the wrong sort of memedroid autists were on today to appreciate this OP, it's okay, I appreciated it

  2026-05-07 11:27

  +4
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  Here we go again...

  Anyone ever play resident evil: dead aim?

  2026-05-07 11:20

  +3
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  Even as a N64 Fanboy

  Everything or nothing was the best bond game, change my mind (hyped for first light)

  2026-05-06 22:04

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  I'm going to spend all night wondering what a chicken san...

  Gandhi was Jack the Ripper

  2026-05-06 12:24

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  And it was awsome

  I had a screen that attached onto my ps2 with a power pack for the car, games and/or films on every road trip

  2026-05-06 11:26

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  How did this happen?

  Well, now you've done the standard way of becoming a well adjusted believer, join the freemasons, you'll have a wonderful time expanding that belief into a community/fraternity and learn even more

  2026-05-04 16:11

  +1
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  dongs in a pyramid

  Lego

  2026-05-03 18:50

  0
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  dad advice

  Orbot is a good one, and is free

  2026-05-01 15:06

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  Pick your weapon

  Where does "massive, fuck-off, hammer" sit?

  2026-05-01 12:34

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  caught redhanded

  That looks like a fancy bong

  2026-05-01 04:49

  +4
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  gta sickday

  I mean, I don't, this has spent far too long on the back burner at rockstar for me to bother jumping on the hype train now. Been nearly 15 years since V came out and never got any dlcs, stupid shitty online

  2026-05-01 04:46

  +2
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  Cameraman wildin

  I'm so glad I was able to grow up with this

  2026-05-01 04:32

  +3
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  Man built pirate ship

  Dunno, last time I checked it was spelled "Garden"

  2026-05-01 04:31

  0
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  PS5 in the Hood Prank

  So here's 3, can we get a 4th?

  2026-05-01 03:13

  +14
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  Tat

  My favourite thing is to use 2 cans of guinness as the liquid

  2026-05-01 03:02

  +3
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  genie wish

  What did you do with the 3rd wish? Surely its "I want all of my pets back", "I want them all to live exactly 10 seconds less than I do" and then what?

  2026-04-24 15:36

  +5
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  Sprayed with liquid poop. I'd camp elsewhere.

  And yet, many farmers will happily let you stop a night or 2 if you just ask and clear up after yourself

  2026-04-22 08:25

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  no way

  

  2026-04-22 08:07

  +8