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  Tat

  Got any of that yellow cake going spare?

  1j

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  YouTube reportedly throws millions at creators to keep Ne...

  If netflix can help break youtube's borderline monopoly, I'm all for it, might make them make it less shit for creators

  2026-09-13 15:15

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  Somebody call 999

  But don't you know that pies, chips and gravy will fix the economy?

  2026-09-12 04:14

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  Somebody call 999

  Amazing, bloody vibe check made it not post so tried again and it posted twice, spectacular work coinbitch

  2026-09-12 03:42

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  Somebody call 999

  If they were gonna do it, should have done it when we had Starmer, man was such a wet wipe he'd capitulate immediately. Not sure Burnham will be so easily persuaded

  2026-09-12 03:10

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  Somebody call 999

  If they were gonna do it, should have done it when we had Starmer, man was such a wet wipe he'd capitulate immediately. Not sure Burnham will be so easily persuaded

  2026-09-12 03:09

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  Wojtek the bear was literally a Polish Army corporal

  They would give him cigarettes for carrying the ammo crates, he quickly learned that the ammo crates did not have to be full and would just wander around with the same empty crates enjoying as many cigarettes as possible for a fraction of the labour

  2026-09-11 18:49

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  Doomscrolling went too far

  Also, you're part of the faculty

  2026-09-11 09:22

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  Glowies go brrrr

  Probably doesn't help that your email address is lesbianfootpornaddict@gmail.com

  2026-09-11 09:01

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  Relatable

  Sometimes you just need a cold beer and to stare at the wall for an hour

  2026-09-11 08:53

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  Freedom has weird priorities

  Don't forget dying for Israel, you can do that at 18 too

  2026-09-10 05:13

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  In 2009, 21-year-old model Gabriela Rico Jiménez screame...

  "Soylent green is people"

  2026-09-09 11:11

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  It's always flip flops

  If you follow the standard procedure and just hook one lead to the car battery and one to any piece of unpainted metal in the engine bay, I think that would mitigate the risk to the battery

  2026-09-07 16:20

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  You know I had to do it to em

  Ask one how much they'd pay for a gram, the extra information makes it even easier than the standard puzzle

  2026-09-07 16:15

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  dongs in a mystery

  I refer you to the stories of the rhodesian military recovering rifles from zulu soldiers that had their sight ranges set to the maximum because they thought it made the gun shoot harder, also the forward assist was thought to be a 'sniper button'

  2026-09-07 16:10

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  Right

  "You are too late, I have already depicted you as the pathetic chudjack and myself as the gigachad, your argument is invalidated and you are defeated"

  2026-09-07 16:00

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  She looks incredible for someone born in 1917

  The film "1917"? Was dull as dishwater, barely had any thread of a plot and the acting and dialogue left much to be desired. It only really sold on the "it's all one take" thing and that was a lie

  2026-09-07 15:57

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  Opera, for those of culture

  A pornstar who was renowned for being a bit smelly and was nicknamed 'the hedgehog'? Who could have ever seen that coming?

  2026-09-05 07:54

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  She looks incredible for someone born in 1917

  Well, 1917 was so that would track

  2026-09-02 15:26

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  Five bucks wins

  You'd lose a lot more than 5 dollars if you met cardi b

  2026-09-02 12:02

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  the day is just better

  Nothing like that first turd of the day when you've just clocked in at work

  2026-09-02 11:51

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  maximum aesthetic

  I refer you to his massive castle on the lava plant mustafar and the time he stood on top of a tie fighter and flew it with the force for the sake of it

  2026-09-01 13:19

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  better times

  I mean, cheat discs did exist

  2026-09-01 13:08

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  GTA 6 is apparently one of 2026's best movies now

  This game is getting over hyped to fuck and will be lame and gay

  2026-09-01 13:07

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  The game ends on a cliffhanger and the studio is already ...

  Star wars Republic commandos

  2026-09-01 07:54

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  Free kitten

  He seems very polite

  2026-08-30 03:06

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  dongs in an adobe

  Pdf demands more lebensraum

  2026-08-30 03:02

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  The real safety switch

  False, this is famously the sniper button

  2026-08-30 02:59

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  aged poorly

  The actors both died this year, as did the pigeon lady

  2026-08-28 03:10

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  menu supremacy

  It's a malt drink mix, they do a chocolate flavour

  2026-08-25 23:04

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  GBA - 'the new droid army' was mine

  Scooby doo and the cyberchase and skullmonkeys

  2026-08-25 22:45

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  Me learning 4 hours of lore for a game I'll never play

  Better idea than playing a game so dull they had to make it hard to at least try and keep the try-hards' attentions for more than 15 seconds

  2026-08-25 22:42

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  dongs in a lawn

  Rick Moranis turns his shrink ray to the use of executing kiddy fiddlers

  2026-08-25 13:58

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  Nobody was ready for this

  Man, imagine holding up a shop and Marcellus wallace walks in and shoots you

  2026-08-24 19:37

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  Probably

  Michael Burry has been predicting the next big crash this year for a very long time

  2026-08-21 15:02

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  New ideas aren't always good ideas

  You vill live in ze pod and eat ze bugs and you vill own nothing and you vill be happy

  2026-08-21 09:05

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  DIY was a mistake

  Whenever I've taken my car in in the UK, the garage will fit the parts I bring, I dobt have somewhere to do proper repairs on my car and am not 100% confident with some bits so am much happier to pay a professional

  2026-08-18 18:14

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  DIY was a mistake

  You should always buy your own parts, even if you get the garage to change them, then you're only paying them labour and not for the time sourcing parts and you can decide what quality you want more easily

  2026-08-15 04:55

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  Jackass went too far

  He seems very polite

  2026-08-15 04:29

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  Taiwan argument unlocked

  I do not recognise the government of West Taiwan

  2026-08-11 03:21

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  Who's the invader

  Yeah, but still don't listen to farage, that cunt is probably going to lose to a sentient bin

  2026-08-02 18:18

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  panic mode

  

  2026-07-31 21:38

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  ChatGPT just got that fish deleted

  Meh, it got a chuckle out of me, I accept

  2026-07-31 20:34

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  free snacks

  Yeah, that cunt will fuck you up without even the slightest provocation

  2026-07-31 20:26

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  Bro really asked where the sun goes

  Was he chewing on a pack of crayolas at the time?

  2026-07-31 20:11

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  backup plan

  Famously lead turns into confetti after 5m if you don't use a rifled barrel

  2026-07-31 20:10

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  modern problems

  *Laughs in slughthrower*

  2026-07-30 09:05

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  Treated like a criminal just because you are using privac...

  Can't just go straight to that from the lockscreen though and does put the lock symbol on every app in there so you can see you're in there

  2026-07-28 02:13

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  A 32-year mission to drink at every Melbourne pub

  Not even that dedicated really, thats like 1 pub a day, I bet a bunch of them are grouped together and you could pub crawl out half a dozen in an evening

  2026-07-27 03:26

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  Meme

  "Please, no sloppy steaks tonight gentlemen"

  2026-07-27 03:14

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  phone diversity

  There were dozens of those, look up the series "when phones were fun" on YouTube from mr mobile, there used to be some many wild designs

  2026-07-26 11:10

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  When your halftime show gets exactly one polite laugh

  Danger 5

  2026-07-26 11:06

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  You'll be lookn around & shit

  California dreamin' - the mamas and papas

  2026-07-26 10:54

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  japan airlines

  Now make it go up to mach 2.5

  2026-07-26 10:26

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  Musically inclined hedonists & cokeheads writing hits abo...

  I maintain that they split up because he actually sounds like the noises at the end of "big love" (definitely the acoustic live versions) in bed

  2026-07-26 03:18

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  I dont blame him

  *die motherfcker, die motherfcker from office space plays*

  2026-07-26 03:14

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  Lol

  Go watch nymphomaniac and unporn your brain

  2026-07-25 03:13

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  That stolen watermelon became a biological weapon

  S o we have managed it once, can we go again?

  2026-07-25 02:11

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  Man drove like a man possessed

  Ah yes, 5 year old video of a motorsport that is at best as boring as nascar and more often worse, which is impressive when you turn left AND RIGHT, admittedly motorpsorts are just dull as dishwater to me in all circumstances

  2026-07-23 20:12

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  My special gun

  I refer you to the GIGN revolver

  2026-07-23 20:09

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  Cockwhale

  Apart from him being a raging cunt, have I missed some news?

  2026-07-23 20:08

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  Know your goat

  What messi and Ronaldo need to match Maradona: *8 mile long line of cocaine*

  2026-07-23 20:06

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  Know your goat

  But someone footed the ball? It moved and everything, why dont you care?

  2026-07-23 20:05

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  This is the type of AI slop coin bench is using. With the...

  Amazing, OP was like "A.I. memes are all the rage, but like he'll am I paying the A.I. company to get this image, I'll just screenshot" "what's cropping?"

  2026-07-23 20:04

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  Bro was cooking

  In fact, mine is so old its called "my mixtape is fire" because that was a relevant meme at the time, much like my account was created when over 9000 was still a relevant meme

  2026-07-23 19:58

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  Truck guy typing furiously

  Man I'd love to know what that message ended up saying

  2026-07-22 06:55

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  Bro was cooking

  Mine is about 2500 but I have been steadily adding to it for about 15 years

  2026-07-20 10:22

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  Women's sports gets new broadcasting rules to stop creepy...

  I offer you, women in their old edwardian tennis outfits as an alternative, men also back to their ones to

  2026-07-19 02:30

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  ancient technology

  I have 800 dvds and have purchased every last one secondhand from charity shops and resellers on ebay, not a penny goes to the fuckers, but if I pirate something (I do all the time), I'm a criminal, explain

  2026-07-18 17:51

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  ancient technology

  Physical media, much like cash, is king

  2026-07-18 17:49

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  Every eclipse ever

  Do you see anything at all anymore?

  2026-07-18 17:44

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  Construction math strikes again

  Not gonna lie, the pop out hanger thing had me rolling

  2026-07-14 11:28

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  dongs in a hat

  The children yearn for the mines

  2026-07-14 05:32

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  Dongs in a tong

  Man, I wish they could add an A.I. slop reason to the report tab, but I also have pro from years ago so wouldn't get the update anyway

  2026-07-14 05:24

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  pistons news

  Sportz bawlz

  2026-07-14 05:20

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  will never back down

  My old boss registered his address at the hotel intercontinental in Buenos aires and it basically cost him £2 a month

  2026-07-13 18:48

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  Mr McCracken been crackin

  Yeah, it's weird the film has so many great moments but is at best mid, no idea what it is that let's it down so much

  2026-07-13 18:45

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  dongs in a fold

  Get folded idiot

  2026-07-11 05:56

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  pullup queen

  Roughly averages out then

  2026-07-01 04:35

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  Datacenters are thirsty

  How can they cope, the world cup alone is increasing hydration breaks regularly, soon some chud won't be able to generate big titty anime girls that like him

  2026-07-01 03:22

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  Peak ideal

  Man those are some big matches

  2026-06-30 06:41

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  adpocalypse

  My old boss registered his address at the hotel intercontinental in buenos Aires, that saved him a tonne of money on YouTube premium

  2026-06-29 21:09

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  EU

  You fool, thats the same grid, controlled by environmentalist morons, thats just how they want it

  2026-06-29 09:02

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  Hilarious Sesame Street moment

  Old but gold

  2026-06-28 18:56

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  Eighty bucks

  A bunch of the shops, weapons, outfits etc aren't available to plebs

  2026-06-27 17:11

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  AAARRRRR!

  That and physical copies, guess who has 800 dvds and 2 thumbs

  2026-06-27 08:22

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  My friend Flicker

  Where meme?

  2026-06-11 11:00

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  Whoa

  Batman: "I don't kill people and don't use a gun" Some poor fucking goon: "man, I can barely afford to keep my family alive, I sure hope some cosplayer with ptsd doesn't break every bone in my body and put me in crippling medical debt"

  2026-06-06 22:26

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  Oh my heart, my soul

  -berg, -baum, -witz, -stein

  2026-06-06 22:22

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  kek

  We live in a soc-A.I.-ety

  2026-06-06 22:19

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  dongs in a patootie

  I don't know bud, I know hello kitty is supposedly only 2 apples tall, but what the reason for the other half of the "meme" is is beyond me

  2026-06-06 22:17

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  dongs in a student

  Ugh, to be a NEET chud without a care in the world, but I'm out here paying taxes to baby eating child fuckers

  2026-06-06 22:11

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  Women lack accountability

  "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

  2026-06-05 07:06

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  From Yokohama, no less

  Is that a steam powered dildo?

  2026-06-05 07:01

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  dad lost

  Eat, like snaaake, eat like snaaaaaaaaake

  2026-06-01 07:05

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  Ferrari civil war

  It's as hated as the Dino was

  2026-06-01 04:59

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  fed aggressively

  Heffalump

  2026-06-01 04:58

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  Samsung timing

  Die Forelle by Schubert

  2026-05-30 18:54

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  Thunderstorm supremacy

  Top notch naps

  2026-05-30 18:29

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  forklift rage

  "All you had to do, was pay us enough to live"

  2026-05-30 18:20

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