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  We are old now

  Ps3 and 360 are considered "retro" consoles

  2026-04-29 07:51

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  autopilot life

  Yeah... So what?

  2026-04-29 07:49

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  Bought it too soon

  Skill issue

  2026-04-29 07:47

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  Heist planning begins

  If it's so secret why did they just tell us where it is

  2026-04-29 06:30

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  tax pain

  From the context clues I'm guessing yes. But it's impossible to make out for sure redacted like this

  2026-04-23 13:27

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  I just ask why

  y tho?

  2026-04-23 13:22

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  Bless the Lord

  that's very generous of you

  2026-04-22 12:22

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  I am my own worst enemy

  The mind is a prison... my advice? get out of there pronto!

  2026-04-21 05:00

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  Epans Sureves is in retrograde

  In this case "moderator" and MD site "admin" aren't the same thing, he's more talking about whatever airheads responsible for actual deletions and content management, not us (the community/user moderators)

  2026-04-19 08:29

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  Petty revenge masterclass

  Could be that this is a stack of 572,690.83元 (chinese yuen)

  2026-04-17 18:19

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  alien fingers

  I will go up to the six-fingered man and say "Hallo, My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die."

  2026-04-17 18:05

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  Not for me, thanks

  Which direction do you put this on if you want to wear it backwards?

  2026-04-17 18:01

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  Sober for so long

  Here for a good time not a long time

  2026-02-19 16:13

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  Zero comms full coordination save Anton or else

  those co-op missions usually either bug out and/or disconnect me from other players when I tried to do them for achievements... thanks Ubisoft

  2026-02-10 16:56

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  Its amazing

  They did surgery on a grape

  2026-02-09 20:52

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  New Yorkers Might Be EATING Rats Before May

  No NY city mayor thus far has ever been able to pull this one off. I'm skeptical at best...

  2026-02-09 20:46

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  Confusing

  You can't fail if you never try

  2026-02-09 20:06

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  Derogatory

  Cheers

  2026-02-09 18:43

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  Ring the bell until they open

  My old roommate would always make us invite 'em in to offer water/snacks and conversation. Tim had a big heart & made it clear to them he wasnt interested in converting but was willing and capable of dialect rather than just slamming the door in their face

  2026-02-08 13:25

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  V

  I know it's pretty messed up, but it's okay I don't want his battery to die and him miss an important call or something

  2026-02-08 13:18

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  V

  Sometimes my wife's boyfriend lets me watch... minecraft videos on his phone, but sometimes he takes it away and there's nothing to do but listen to them have sex

  2026-02-08 13:15

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  Oh, what a surprise!

  Finally someone with an actual positive outlook. I'm with you on this one friend

  2026-02-08 13:09

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  Meeeeee

  Marry me bitc

  2026-01-31 17:38

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  Let it go

  ATTN: Memedroiders associated... The Game

  2026-01-31 17:36

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  So you are asking for my password ? Let me show you..

  listen buddy, I'm not giving you a refund when all you brought back was an empty bag

  2026-01-31 15:47

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  So you are asking for my password ? Let me show you..

  To make a long story short... I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

  2026-01-31 15:34

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  There is John Cena on this pic

  maybe a faux pas if you got shit to do, but mistake isn't the word I would use

  2026-01-29 17:02

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  pinochet says hello

  And now they poop their pants watching while jeopardy... I'm not making a correlation just an observation

  2026-01-29 16:58

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  History class failed us all

  No that was Hercules, Clitoris was The Big Red Dog

  2026-01-23 05:29

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  Laptop autocorrect suuuuuucks

  teh qwik broun fawks jumpz ovr teh laisy dawg

  2026-01-22 15:07

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  4th comment can't have any pudding

  @title the implication is that the rest of us DO get pudding... I expect my pudding by naptime

  2026-01-22 15:02

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  Some doors ask for more than just a knock

  I hate 2FA I Hate 2FA! I HATE 2FA!!!

  2026-01-22 14:59

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  Keeping it Hot

  Lol environmental catastrophe go brrrr

  2026-01-22 14:56

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  This

  man in a glass house surrounded by many kingdoms began conquering the neighbor lands & collecting thrones from each fallen king until his house was so full that one day it shattered. moral of the story: Those who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones

  2026-01-21 01:23

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  Fuck im old

  Gave my young nephew a fully decked out modded GBA with a backlit ips screen, modern rechargeable usb-c battery mod, speaker amp and transparent orange shell and a flash cart to boot, because why not. He loves it. plays it almost as much as his switch

  2026-01-21 01:18

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  free shoes and distance

  I'm not the best person to ask but this looks to me like Vinland Saga maybe. The red coat and hair just looked on point

  2026-01-19 13:26

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  free shoes and distance

  Full Metal Alchemist Edward Elric if he got his arm back

  2026-01-19 11:24

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  how ?

  

  2026-01-18 09:16

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  The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: ‘A Piece of Chick...

  This is Grandma breakfast. the rest of us have cheeseburgers, pack of Marlboro reds, and white monster for breakfast as God intended

  2026-01-16 09:23

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  Venezuela Vacation

  I am saving all those insults for later. This is going straight to my OCR app

  2026-01-16 01:18

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  Meme

  Absolutely Diabolical

  2026-01-16 01:16

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  Gnight

  This is definitely one of the things that I have now seen

  2026-01-16 01:15

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  Meme

  Send them to France (or is that taking it too far?)

  2026-01-16 01:12

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  When an drawbridge is open, does that mean it's closed?

  Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left

  2026-01-16 01:09

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  So why do we need it?

  We don't need no education

  2026-01-16 00:36

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  No more?

  Hard to read top text but this gives me more incentive to actually watch it not less

  2026-01-12 17:12

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  Death rides in on pale chaos

  That's why he's waiting for a spike in the tide to hedge his bets

  2026-01-12 15:43

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  Did I just see something unforgettable

  Zero chance that was intentional

  2026-01-12 15:41

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  I jihad on you! Well... I jihad on my own expensive compu...

  Berq this world doesn't deserve you bro. Never change

  2025-12-20 09:31

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  Meeting online friends and staying in character

  My mom always told me not to talk to strangers on the Internet but that skank has no idea what she's talking about some of y'all cool asf

  2025-12-18 05:11

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  Florida prankster faces heat after launching opossums sky...

  As awesome as that sounds, this dude always comes off as a major douche in his "prank" vids so I'm on the opossum side

  2025-12-18 05:07

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  we did WHAT to it?

  Hold the phone. Let this man cook... when we hunt the dildo into extinction the penis will once again become a useful sex organ

  2025-12-18 05:03

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  dad model mohopoly

  Call me crazy, but I think the photo has been digitally altered

  2025-12-18 04:55

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  When the video has no title but maximum vibes

  I see the problem... In case of a grease fire you should dump water on it, not more grease like these dumb bimbos obviously did

  2025-12-18 04:48

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  yeah

  "I just want to see my kids again Sheila" ass game

  2025-12-16 17:59

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  Not gettn that Best Buy/GameStop Squirrel Girl money

  I'll tell you where she can back them milk wagons

  2025-12-14 21:24

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  First order thinker

  Trying not to water my crops this year because it makes the ground all gross and muddy Let's try and be more conscious of the immediate effects of our actions fellow farmers

  2025-12-14 10:24

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  Meme of the day

  Mama didn't raise no dummy. I'm not getting in until AFTER I see the candy

  2025-12-14 10:20

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  Apex predators

  Lmao I think mainly the omnivore flex is that we don't look like malnourished cancer ward patients. By all means though, cling to your hyperbole if it helps you sleep better

  2025-12-14 10:19

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  Origami

  Wow he really showed those uhh... pencil pushing receptionists

  2025-12-14 09:16

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  So you know Logitech

  This was a real idea from the CEOs and never took off the ground for obvious reasons but this articles gotta be dated probably a year or more

  2025-12-13 22:37

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  Engine department

  Do you have any pictures of it before the flight? How do we know it wasn't already like that?

  2025-12-13 20:29

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  The ice samurai

  The cashier's at the movie theater when I ask for a little bit of ice...

  2025-12-13 10:50

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  I saw this post a couple of hours ago and man, this guy n...

  Full of Christmas Sneer

  2025-12-13 05:23

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  Grammar

  According to what or whom?

  2025-12-12 18:24

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  goated

  No you don't have to change or do anything different, just start telling people that you're 18% African

  2025-12-12 18:19

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  It was bound to happen

  Wrong they both are golddigger whores

  2025-12-11 21:10

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  This is why I don't pay for it

  Car insurance companies when you crash but it wasn't your fault: "how much money do you have?"

  2025-12-11 21:09

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  Six-pack

  it ok bro bro You may use this to your advantage

  2025-12-11 21:03

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  Six-pack

  That applies specifically to their hot cheeto line.. mayhaps you'll see the absence of red food dye with their promotion of *NEW* NaKeD hot cheeto

  2025-12-11 18:45

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  The teacher picked the wrong one and the rest of us held ...

  Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

  2025-12-11 13:34

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  The teacher picked the wrong one and the rest of us held ...

  So the raising of the hand and the answering of the question.. The teacher asks a question, but do you know the answer? the answer is yes you do and known by you, you raise your hand, but! the teacher picks someone else who doesn't know. this is bullshit-

  2025-12-11 13:33

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  Six-pack

  Lays had to rebrand this year to put potato pics and bold lettering on the label because a survey found 41% of their customers didn't know they were made with real potatoes

  2025-12-11 12:06

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  passive income my butt

  I've joined a pyramid scheme ask me about how you and your closest buddy can get in on the action as well..

  2025-12-11 11:38

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  Have any of you played the game rat squeezer? Its a diffe...

  Rats!? I hate rats! Rats make me crazy! Crazy!? I was crazy once. they put me in a room. A rubber room with rats. Rats!? I hate rats! Rats make me crazy!

  2025-12-10 21:06

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  What a deal!

  Oh so memedroid's doing commercials now?

  2025-12-10 17:06

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  Gutter ball again

  

  2025-12-10 17:01

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  Rrrr. Wait, no. Rrrrr?

  Knock it off Napoleon and make yourself a dang quesadilla

  2025-12-10 15:02

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  If you were never called to HR, are you even living?

  ...and her name is Karen of course

  2025-12-10 14:57

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  bombadil lore

  If you're trying to convince me that Tom Bombadill was not a merry fellow you can fuck rocks... or kick tracks (or however it goes)

  2025-12-10 14:53

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  i miss arguing with @bf109slayer sometimes

  @title R.I.P. he was always real if anything, a little too real at the end man

  2025-12-10 11:03

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  Dolphin takes its first breath on camera

  Erm Dolphins are fish dumbass they don't breathe

  2025-12-10 10:54

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  rip coffee

  His 30 year plan was hinged on that coffee maker never breaking. He's probably watching his future crumble while you expose him to sponge internet clout

  2025-12-10 09:52

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  Calling everything slop now is a personality

  BabixzBaby slop

  2025-12-10 03:51

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  non random meme

  Which one do I start with?

  2025-12-10 03:11

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  Social security card

  The fact that I'm already on my third should tell you everything you need to know about why I might need one, but congratulations that's a good streak

  2025-12-10 03:06

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  Social security card

  I recently got mine replaced. I lost the first replacement a few years ago. 2/7 total in a lifetime that you're allowed. It's so crisp I slid it into one of those protective card sleeves

  2025-12-09 21:26

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  Silly Sea Lion

  Absolutely phenomenal 11/10

  2025-12-09 19:26

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  wojgpt

  Well now I gotta see it

  2025-12-09 19:22

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  Just google it before you summon chaos

  meanwhile Google: here's a canned "AI review" response

  2025-12-09 13:38

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  totally real

  About half of the cameras you see in supermarkets

  2025-12-09 11:41

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  Dice still charging lol

  Why is the sky green? Why is the grass blue? We may never know the answer to these questions...

  2025-12-09 11:34

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  Title

  Try FlexSeal™ bet that would bond them together inseparably

  2025-12-08 01:51

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  yeah

  

  2025-12-08 01:46

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  C'MON.... GROW SOME BOLLOCKS

  TikTok has donated $1.5 million to MrBeast's Team Water Initiative which equals 1.5 million years of clean water for one person

  2025-12-08 01:42

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  Lol

  That's what "they" want you to believe

  2025-12-07 14:25

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  When robots converse

  Absolutely we'll just keep things fun and easygoing and anytime you wanna change things up or have a concern let me know and we can definitely get you taken care of

  2025-12-07 14:20

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  random meem

  so buy scissors! but unfortunately, the packet requires scissors to open. so buy scissors! but unfortunately, the packet requires scissors to open. so buy scissors! but unfortunately, the packet requires scissors to open...

  2025-12-07 14:13

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  English

  done will that be all?

  2025-12-05 20:00

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  trust me bro it's good

  I don't need anyone's help doing that

  2025-12-05 17:56

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