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  dongs in a marriage

  no

  11h

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  He pressed the self destruct button instead of the clutch

  "Yep.. next paycheck gonna be smaller."

  11h

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  Ready, set, go!

  MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLE whew. Now with that out of the way, we can focus in the stomach cleavage trying to outdo the boob cleavage

  16h

  +3
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  Totally tubular man!

  Shine a laser light into the center. The rest will write itself

  16h

  0
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  Snappy Comeback

  "Sorry to hear about yer job, dude. What will you do now?" "Meh.. I'll bounce back"

  16h

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  Swept away to a different pace of life

  Their offspring will carry the determination and protective casing of a tortoise, combined with the aggression and shit spray of a hippo! Hippurtle will be the death of us all!!

  16h

  +2
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  All Cultures Are Equal You Bigots!

  Fun tip: You can cut costs by eliminating the middle man and sucking it straight out of the cow's ass. Go ahead.. SUCK IT

  17h

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  All Cultures Are Equal You Bigots!

  Sounds like someone's had their first vibe check. You can get around it by placing semicolons thusly- :penisbutt: -around the word they block. And they block stupid words

  17h

  +6
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  I like this guy

  :Rape: and robbery, get off my property

  1j

  +2
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  Social media is more foolish and terrifying than any nigh...

  Prolly cuzza de blax. Dey's errywhere nah ..dammit! WHERE'S MY MONKEY MEMETICON?!

  1j

  +2
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  dongs in a musk

  RapistHitler is a good guy, he just gets a bad rap coz of all the blitzkrieg :raping:

  1j

  +10
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  Coinbench, ruining memedroid:

  Don't forget unexplained bannings and specific usage interruptions

  2026-09-26 01:17

  +5
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  dongs in a warehouse

  Oh god the smell of fresh cooked mcnuggets

  2026-09-25 21:23

  +4
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  Not cool, Bobby

  Apparently, God named all the countries. Whaddya think about Niger now?

  2026-09-25 17:09

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  livePost

  No no no, do not listen to that monkey. The way forward is by stealing tourist's sunglasses and trading them for snax

  2026-09-25 17:03

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  livePost

  By Crom, I'll do it!

  2026-09-25 16:59

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  Dog died a hero

  Poor brave little dude.. He wouldn't have been able to save them from a gummi bear attack

  2026-09-25 16:55

  +5
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  I'm doing my best, officer.

  But it is how getting tased works

  2026-09-25 16:45

  +5
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  Cake

  *rubs eyes* ..seriously, wtf

  2026-09-25 16:43

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  TL;DR

  You said it three times! You know the rules, now I get extra bath towels in heaven. And a free shower curtain

  2026-09-24 22:48

  +2
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  TL;DR

  Forgive me, Jeebus! I sneezed and accidentally upvoted one of stratton's dog turds! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

  2026-09-24 18:50

  +4
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  Bro actually cooked

  Technically, he caught the fish so it's his now.

  2026-09-24 14:48

  +3
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  Double the misfortune of whatever happens to you

  An eyelash trapped under your eyelid, only working it's way back into your brain

  2026-09-24 14:45

  +3
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  History Repeating

  Ukraine gave up nukes for the promise that Russia would never attack them. How'd that work out?

  2026-09-24 14:39

  +18
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  We don't hate Microsoft enough

  GO PISS UP A ROPE, YOU GREEDY CORPORATE FATCATS!! I REFUSE TO BE A SHILL IN YOUR TWISTED GAME OF MORE MONEY FOR RICH PEOPLE!! ..Ooh look, a new weapon skin

  2026-09-24 14:36

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  Google wants your ID

  *account flagged* Wha..? Geez, you order one lousy set of Elmo pyjamas..

  2026-09-24 02:41

  +3
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  Electrician cheat code

  Kitty: Trickery! YA USED ME!!

  2026-09-24 02:35

  +15
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  Dongs In A Lovely Relationship

  *smokes cigarette from chair in the corner*

  2026-09-23 22:50

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  What is she doing to that pancake?

  "That's not a fork, it's a buttscratcher. And I don't need my butt scratched just yet." *gobbles food with hands like a chimp*

  2026-09-23 22:44

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  Well im back with the milk and what in the world happened...

  Buncha homos moved in, trying to make it all about "not offending anyone". Pfft.. You can only watch so many cat videos

  2026-09-23 01:53

  +5
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  sand lizard

  Gentile on a reptile?

  2026-09-22 23:12

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  sand lizard

  

  2026-09-22 23:09

  -1
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  Stairway to heaven

  Sir, I represent the Regional Establishment Towards All Rational Developmental Services, and I INSIST you install a wheelchair ramp

  2026-09-22 23:00

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  Michael Corleone and Antonio Andolini

  Pacino's regular life is a 29 year old wife when he's 85

  2026-09-22 15:33

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  Lool

  I gotta say, I'm a big fan

  2026-09-22 15:23

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  tariffs

  I did not mean to be so rude, it was not me it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below

  2026-09-21 15:09

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  Seriously though

  *looks closely* ..okay, that's one OW! ..two OW! ..three OW!

  2026-09-20 19:58

  +1
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  How about seeing how we can keep civilization?

  The answer is black and white. I'll leave it to you to figger out which goes where

  2026-09-20 14:34

  +5
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  stayed out too late

  More like this:

  2026-09-20 14:29

  +3
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  oh my back

  Grampa: Well, time for my colonoscopy.. Kid:

  2026-09-20 14:26

  +3
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  Vampire ponderings

  They don't like sucking on the aids, tho. Tough break for TSowell

  2026-09-20 14:23

  +4
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  In case you're having a bad day like me

  Pathetic

  2026-09-19 23:36

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  Aggravating morons is a huge bonus

  You forgot the penis drawn on his face

  2026-09-19 14:49

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  Dongs IN A Mister Sister Fister

  Jesus Christ, dude they got tampons for that shit!

  2026-09-19 14:38

  +1
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  dongs in an ai

  Shit.

  2026-09-19 14:35

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  dongs in a monkey

  The gorillas deserved it, what with their fat asses and fake hair and spandex bodysuits and wagging their fingers yelling about not enough barbecue sauce.. We are talking about the Waffle house, right?

  2026-09-19 14:33

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  Blgay

  Careful where you use it. It's also Worf's middle name

  2026-09-19 02:07

  +2
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  Dongs In A Tsowel bot farm

  There you go. See the previous post

  2026-09-19 02:06

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  Hello guys im tsowell and i went to a trip in nigeria

  The ONE TIME that "Dongs in a box" would have been a funny and true title, and you don't use it sigh.. I guess it's up to the next meme..

  2026-09-19 02:04

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  Dongs in a pet gas chamber

  Shrödinger: You BASTARD! Why didn't I think of that?

  2026-09-19 02:00

  +3
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  Lololol making the world a better place one dumbass at a ...

  DUDE!!

  2026-09-18 20:58

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  Title

  There were plenty of bruised Beavers that night

  2026-09-18 20:55

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  cat problem?

  Mittens: Please, take me away! They're trying to make me vegan!

  2026-09-18 19:07

  +4
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  What a missed layup

  Funny, she looks old enough to not see any more periods. Yet there they are, all over the place

  2026-09-18 19:00

  +2
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  These streets are dangerous

  Don't worry, Elmo. Just say yer sad, and a great many braindead wimmins that will back you up

  2026-09-18 18:51

  +1
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  How will we ever recover

  REEeeEEeEEeeeEE!!

  2026-09-18 18:47

  +2
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  Big Mike would kick my ass.

  *boot*

  2026-09-18 18:30

  +2
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  dongs in a clinic

  Start sucking, :bitch:

  2026-09-18 13:17

  +3
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  You just pushed my Do It button

  Me, 11 ft. from the store: WE WUZ KANGS N' SHEEIT

  2026-09-17 22:42

  +10
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  Title

  I gots to has mah Twinkies

  2026-09-17 22:37

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  Rare But Happened To Me Like 3 Times

  First of all, you need a little comb. And special shampoo. And for god's sake, stop humping skanks

  2026-09-17 22:32

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  actual quote

  *sniff sniff* ..Another tard has joined the chat, with an anime username

  2026-09-17 20:37

  +3
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  Lololol making the world a better place one dumbass at a ...

  That's a dude, dude

  2026-09-17 20:28

  +18
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  So everyone know I'm not depressed, am into nothing illeg...

  it's called a mu-mu, but I prefer moo-moo

  2026-09-17 20:26

  +5
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  Title

  They'reright

  2026-09-17 20:24

  +5
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  Do you feel lucky?

  Me, allergic to arsenic:

  2026-09-17 20:23

  +4
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  Must be Britain

  See the silly word vibe check wouldn't pass?

  2026-09-17 20:21

  +3
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  Must be Britain

  Oi! Snogging people! Bit much, innit? Move along, or I'll bash yer noggin wit me billy :club:!

  2026-09-17 20:20

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  If this gets through CoinBench is gay

  Countless times, I've seen all of two memes posted in four hours (especially on weekends). I think it's more about no one offering material. They blocked me from posting anything, or accessing my memedroids (like that's worth anything anyway), and I wasn't being as much of a shit disturber as some others. I blame stratton

  2026-09-17 16:01

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  Lol

  My owner said I could drive home if I bagged my own shit. So here we are

  2026-09-16 21:14

  +3
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  She's the one

  Some posts seem to be unaffected. I just used No Fat chix elsewhere (but spelled properly) and it passed

  2026-09-16 21:07

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  breaking bewbs

  *drooling intensifies*

  2026-09-16 21:03

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  Athletic

  I vote to bring back the "No fat chicks" symbol

  2026-09-16 21:00

  +4
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  the lion kinnnng

  

  2026-09-16 13:27

  +3
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  That aged terribly

  I had a French teacher call me an ounce-brain. I deserved it, but fuck him. I know it's at LEAST three ounces

  2026-09-16 13:26

  +4
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  An award

  I'll accept this, but only on behalf of Riot dream. It's his shift at the glory hole again

  2026-09-16 13:21

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  My Spirit Animal

  I hear the Waffle house has a new Angry meal. It always comes with not enough dipping sauce, so you get to throw a fit

  2026-09-16 13:15

  +1
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  Pokemon Red In A Nutshell

  What's a pidgeot? An idiot pidgeon?

  2026-09-16 13:10

  +1
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  An Honor Code To Live And Die By. A Meme Bushido

  Except the dinosaur guy

  2026-09-16 13:08

  +3
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  breaking bewbs

  ( • Y • ) *drool*

  2026-09-16 13:07

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  Athletic

  How bout we just not listen to the ugly ones?

  2026-09-16 00:56

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  Best to stay away

  I think they work for this site (I've been blocked from making memes and accessing memedroids for, I'm assuming, calling out the bullshit of a few select goofballs). It's the kind of thing a dickless pantywaste would do, so.. you know.. if it smells like shit, it's probably shit.

  2026-09-15 21:09

  +4
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  Molech

  nOt GuIlTy

  2026-09-15 20:57

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  She's the one

  No, I just made it up on the spot. He mentioned sniffing pooter and it reminded me of some of the gash I've experienced. It's actually a mix of several, but it fits. You know they won't let u use the word ch i ck? Pfft..what has the world become. I blame stratton.

  2026-09-15 20:50

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  Village Idiots of Memedroid

  BWA HAA HA HA HAAA *wipes away tear* oh god did he call your number

  2026-09-15 19:15

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  She's the one

  I knew this broad, and yeah I was :fuckin': it. :Twat: so big, you could park a truck in it. Stunk like a moose, and twice as hairy.. But if I didn't chow, she'd call me a :fairy:

  2026-09-15 19:12

  +1
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  Ass puppet

  Yes! Yes! I knew it!

  2026-09-15 16:39

  +2
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  such libtards they are

  If these clowns just reposted memes like everyone else, it wouldn't be so bad but NOOOO.. They have to be pissy bastards just trying to constantly rub shit in people's faces. Rainbow parades aren't enough, they wanna "read stories" to yer kids in grade 3 too

  2026-09-15 15:35

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  Unfortunately,Bill Is Imaginary

  

  2026-09-15 13:38

  +5
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  Unfortunately,Bill Is Imaginary

  Bill needs a cheeseburger

  2026-09-15 13:37

  +2
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  Reasons To Not Get A Girlfriend: Might End Up Chopping Yo...

  You want seggd? Fuck u, here stump

  2026-09-15 12:10

  +3
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  So long as they're behind cages right

  No no no they mean predators like those twins from the Omen, or the corn kids. There's only three left in captivity

  2026-09-14 12:59

  +2
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  5-0

  Excuse me miss, but we're investigating a bread and enter near here.. Butter keep your doors closed and lettuce do our job, things might get real spicy mustard

  2026-09-14 00:36

  +2
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  Ok last one lmao. He makes it too easy.

  I must have gotten too real for the Man. Fuckers won't let me make memes anymore. When I hit upload it tells me to log in. I'm clearly already logged in. Touché, douché.. But I ain't shook, see?

  2026-09-13 20:51

  +4
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  Lol

  Just happy to be part of the team

  2026-09-13 00:37

  +2
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  dongs in a fable

  Fun fact, animals stopped speaking our language when O.J. was declared innocent. They had enough of our nonsense

  2026-09-12 14:58

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  Hop

  Luckily, the repair shop is only a hop, skip, and jump away

  2026-09-12 14:53

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  Hop

  I put it one foot from the wall, but it's still too noisy

  2026-09-12 14:51

  0
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  Amen

  Hold on, he's about to speak.. Move closer, he has to whisper it. What sayeth you, o lord? ..OH GOD, STOP!!

  2026-09-12 14:44

  0
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  Gente necesitada

  Why the fuck do you put a spanish meme on an english site? Do you see me putting peanut butter on my tacos?

  2026-09-12 14:39

  +1