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  January made everything feel heavier

  4.09-4.19 here :(

  2026-03-27 04:21

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  No thoughts just vibes

  Yeast infection discharge?

  2026-03-20 04:07

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  Russia Today correspondent and crew nearly taken out by r...

  Or a green screen

  2026-03-20 04:03

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  Did I Scare You? I'm a job application meme

  The decision barely lasted any time at all since a vast majority of their revenue was from porn.

  2024-07-08 13:50

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  New plapjak with fat girl meme

  Don't fuck a fat bitch. Encourage them to lose weight through pointing out their flabby rolls and fupa.

  2024-07-08 13:41

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  oh hell naw what the hell is this shit bruv?

  I would eat spoonfuls of normal sugar as a child and it was definitely crunchy. I would put so much of it in my cereal if I had something like rice krispies or Cheerios and by the end there would be more sugar than actual cereal on the spoon.

  2024-06-13 01:35

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  sounded like a great deal at the time

  The parents are divorcing

  2024-06-12 22:34

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  I eat mangoes over the sink with a knife

  As long as you seasoned it

  2024-06-12 22:33

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  Sorry if the crop messes up. Am an uploading newb

  After Fallout 76 and the mobile elder scrolls game, idk if I really want ES6. With how long it's taking to come out, you'd think it wouldn't be a buggy mess, but time has shown that to not always be the case. For example look at Duke Nukem:Forever.

  2023-08-04 13:38

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  I am

  It removes skin that protects the head and keeps it moist and sensitive while also holding a lot of nerve endings in the penis. Look up skin bridges circumcision into the search bar. It can try to regrow and make the skin even tighter.

  2023-08-04 13:31

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  Math

  August 1st was decided as the day where anything can pass moderation.

  2023-08-04 13:27

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  aaaaaaaaa

  The worst is having to create an account for every job you apply for. Just let me upload my resume and application and email me your response.

  2023-08-04 13:19

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  True story, saw a guy shirtless with a ukulele on a skate...

  When I was in Waikiki, there was a guy walking around with a parrot on his shoulder.

  2023-08-04 13:14

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  I think we know why

  On the sexual predator list so that he can never be around kids again. 3/3

  2023-08-04 12:45

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  I think we know why

  "Investigate" Idk man, if a whole room of angry parents are saying the same thing happened in class, it probably isn't a rumor. Kids who weren't in class were emailed the assignment. This was in Eugene, Oregon. To me the teacher should be fired and put 2/3

  2023-08-04 12:43

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  I think we know why

  I just saw a video of a guy confronting the school board after a teacher had an assignment where he had the students write out their sexual fantasies and tag it with the initials of a fellow classmate. He wasn't fired yet, just put on leave while they 1/3

  2023-08-04 12:42

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  and remember, anyone can cook

  I passed out pretty quickly any time I tried it. One day I went to the gym the morning after and I found potato chips in my pocket.

  2023-08-04 12:33

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  Superpower

  Ligma balls

  2023-08-03 21:53

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  I know it's dumb...but it made me chuckle

  I think it's on their switch online game service.

  2023-08-01 10:08

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  Why your girl keeps coming back to me

  She was too horny for the machine!

  2023-08-01 10:05

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  Shoot

  For official paperwork, I was taught to cross out the mistake with one line and then continue writing. Although this scenario has happened too much.

  2023-07-29 15:18

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  Ive got a lot going on, man

  Checkout The slappable jerk on YouTube, he does cool POV videos.

  2023-07-29 15:08

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  Wrestling a big turd

  With the stack near the top and you have a shit emergency :(

  2023-07-29 15:03

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  What is his pronouns now?

  The dude has a whole youtube channel dedicated to building his identity as a dog instead of a human. Lookup Toco the human dog on YouTube, I just can't understand why you'd want to give in to be an animal to such a degree.

  2023-07-29 11:24

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  Thinkin

  I thought that cat was a rock

  2023-07-29 10:57

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  Q

  Same here

  2023-07-28 07:12

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  Gretchen remembers

  Yeah, they did But she can't be reelected!

  2023-07-27 13:55

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  No title, just meme

  I just turn on the microwave for like 7 minutes and then wait for the popping to get close to stopping. Very rarely will I end up burning it. Too many times as I kid the time on the bag wasn't enough and starting the microwave again didn't seem to do much.

  2023-07-27 05:19

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  Hospital stuff

  Is your life that bad that you'd willingly stay in one of those?

  2023-07-27 05:15

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  Wait for it

  Yes! I could never get past the last level.

  2023-07-27 04:51

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  Free speech you say?

  And lobbies the USA government

  2023-07-25 21:14

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  Regulate big pharma

  ...behaviors and there is now a warning on the labeling or insert about the possibility that you could become more impulsive. The information wasn't put in the packaging until after he had stopped taking the medication and had this happen.

  2023-07-25 21:01

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  Regulate big pharma

  The original article uses the words, "Turned into a gambling and gay sex addict." He put himself out there too much and got raped. Bankrupted his family and stole money from friends. It was confirmed to be linked to being possible to develop such...

  2023-07-25 20:59

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  Regulate big pharma

  Apparently the drug can make you act more impulsive. The article said around 17% of people who take it will display problems with impulse control. He sued because when he started taking the medication there were no warnings saying that was a side effect.

  2023-07-25 19:30

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  Pondering the upcoming event

  It's nice to see an actual meme of Seinfeld and not just stills of the show.

  2023-07-25 19:27

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  OREO Barbie

  Apparently black people are a hive mind and must be offended by everything the man on the TV says. Seems like the "non-racist" party is the one that wants people to think in terms of race and their in-group. As long as you aren't white.

  2023-07-25 19:24

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  Up the pooper

  The look on their faces seems to show they knew what they were doing.

  2023-07-25 19:18

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  Smell my finger

  I experienced that somewhat when I shaved my head bald.

  2023-07-21 09:55

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  yeah

  I try to ignore AOT:High school's existence. Very strange to turn a show like AOT into something lighthearted.

  2023-07-20 13:13

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  Oh how the turn tables

  Payback bitch

  2023-07-20 13:10

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  Same

  Look up Ink Lemonade

  2023-07-19 21:05

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  Dems love them some little children

  They are both legit. The second one was about removing information relating to child trafficking on the DOJ website.

  2023-07-14 11:09

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  How gaming currently feels

  Seems like a lot of mobile city builder games force you to use the premium currency they give you, during the tutorial. And make the later level upgrades so long (1 week) just so you spend money to rush it.

  2023-07-11 19:00

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  Life comes at you fast

  Look at Wumbo's comment

  2023-07-11 18:56

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  Yes, but

  It's nice to lie down in leaves, but they're probably covered in animal piss/shit particles.

  2023-07-08 08:45

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  It is your birthday.

  When your office fanatic friend has a birthday party:

  2023-07-07 19:30

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  Dongs in Trudeau

  I was filling it up at a water fountain and it had a counter to say how many bottles of water were saved using it, and I was surprised when it went up 4 times.

  2023-07-02 16:26

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  Dongs in Trudeau

  I've recently bought a reusable water bottle and I like it so much more. It never has a weird taste from the container and isn't hard to clean out. Now I don't have to buy cases of water, just the tap water.

  2023-07-02 12:49

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  Ask Siri

  If only it automatically went to my giant SD card instead of my phone storage :(

  2023-06-30 12:01

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  Legs

  Someone I work with looks like a bear without a shirt on.

  2023-06-29 12:28

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  Bad joke

  Sometimes your ass explodes so much when you're asleep that you wake up completely covered in shit on your crotch and thighs. Totally not me

  2023-06-28 17:53

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  The soul is screaming

  Red flag laws are now a thing in Michigan :(

  2023-06-28 17:42

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  China scared af right now

  https://youtu.be/3DbE2SmV2bs Or search for Joe Biden hairy legs

  2023-06-28 17:34

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  China scared af right now

  Yes this is a real speech he's given

  2023-06-28 17:33

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  dongs in a duty

  In my head. One day it'll be out loud.

  2023-06-28 17:25

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  The cooking skills

  Electric stoves seem to take a lot longer to heat up as well.

  2023-06-26 06:53

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  Rotated catto

  A shock site that is just someone doing the windmill with his dick.

  2023-06-26 06:23

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  dongs in timmeh

  I stopped watching around the second season with their trump character, but recently watched the chatGPT episode and thought it was silly. Haven't watched any others though.

  2023-06-24 18:08

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  HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

  The picture is Sam Hyde

  2023-06-24 05:22

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  Must have been Sia Siberia's

  

  2023-06-18 11:13

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  super glue / eye drops

  The one that I saw said she mistook a bottle of nail glue for eye drops. Idk why you'd store glue next to eye drops.

  2023-06-18 10:18

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  dongs in a subtitle

  Legend of the galactic heroes

  2023-06-14 20:20

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  Very efficient

  Have you ever heard of The Amazing Atheist on YouTube?

  2023-06-12 18:54

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  Uhhhhh I'd rather not say

  Docking

  2023-06-08 04:46

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  Not even once

  I once had something similar happen to me. In my CEV's I was at a party and went to the bathroom and as soon as I sat down on the toilet, I woke up on the actual toilet, when I had closed my eyes on the couch.

  2023-06-06 19:02

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  Apple Vision Pro meme

  And a sense of impending doom.

  2023-06-06 18:57

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  if you know, then you know what i mean

  Girl into its vagina. That was my very first experience with the concept of vore

  2023-06-01 15:59

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  if you know, then you know what i mean

  I've been around the weird parts of the internet for a while now. It takes a lot to traumatize me. When browsing the hentai category on Pornhub, I came across a video where a girl got pregnant, had the baby, the baby grew really big and inserted the(1)

  2023-06-01 15:58

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  So sad

  Gas hit less than a dollar in 2020

  2023-05-31 20:47

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  good man!

  When I went to Sam's club on Oahu, they had sensors that would lock the wheels on the carts if they left the parking lot.

  2023-05-31 19:44

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  The government's reaction when I own 30 kilotons of urani...

  You can put text on the memes in Memedroid

  2023-05-31 19:40

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  cat.exe has crashed

  Don't unmute!

  2023-05-31 19:23

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  Title

  I can see how someone can get fat, if they let depression get the best of them, but for me, I have a lot of anxiety about getting overweight almost to a fault.

  2023-05-31 17:18

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  Title

  He's voiced wanting to lose the weight and I'm definitely encouraging him. I think a big part of it is how much he was drinking, he never gave official numbers, but has said in the past that drinking 1/5th of vodka in a night and he'd still be "functional"

  2023-05-31 17:15

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  Another YouTube meme that won't pass mod

  There's also Revanced extended

  2023-05-31 17:08

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  Another YouTube meme that won't pass mod

  Do they even make YouTube red shows anymore?

  2023-05-31 17:07

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  Title

  I didn't see one of my friends for like a year and the next time I saw him, if he didn't say my name, I wouldn't have recognized it. He gained like 100lbs. That's just an estimate based on how he looks. Went from lean to super fat, almost obese.

  2023-05-31 17:05

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  if you know, then you know what i mean

  I looked it up

  2023-05-31 15:09

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  if you know, then you know what i mean

  Of course it's something furry related.

  2023-05-30 20:27

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  OG content for ur consideration

  It is weird 3d animation looped to children's nursery rhymes or "learning" songs.

  2023-05-29 22:19

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  For the colorblind: it says 37

  I see the colors red, green, and orange but nothing is discernable beyond that.

  2023-05-29 13:04

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  Fitness Influencers

  Saw a TikTok of a 20 something body builder with his girlfriend bragging about how great at sex he is thanks to Cialis.

  2023-05-28 19:20

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  He's aight

  This is why I don't drive between trucks.

  2023-05-26 18:18

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  Untitled

  I'll pee in the morning

  2023-05-21 12:37

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  Backpacks be like:

  It can seemingly rotate in both directions without sitting flat on your shoulder. I think that's what this is talking about.

  2023-05-17 17:48

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  America

  Have you seen some Americans? Some look like the size of a fully grown bear.

  2023-05-17 13:07

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  Angry Birds Cosplay

  I thought my mind was fried

  2023-05-17 13:00

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  When your balls are bigger than your car

  There is no delete button. For comments or memes.

  2023-05-16 17:46

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  Reefer madness

  That's a French horn

  2023-05-16 17:38

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  Happy birthday boy

  The burgers from Culver's are only a little bit better. They always seem to burn them to a crisp.

  2023-05-16 11:22

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  The perfect sleep.

  I wear socks to bed since I have Raynaud's syndrome.

  2023-05-16 09:55

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  Seems fair

  A man who can't or doesn't pay court ordered child support goes to jail.

  2023-05-16 07:01

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  HEheheheehehehe

  My housemate will fill a bowl, with no food residue, to the brim with water and just leave it there!?! Why waste all that water? It could've been used to wash it.

  2023-05-16 07:00

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  Conceal don't feel

  If you don't fart, you get cramps. Lay on your side or stomach and let it rip!

  2023-05-16 06:08

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  Liar!

  They might've been waiting for the lights to go on.

  2023-05-16 05:42

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  Wholesome

  Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis from That's 70's Show.

  2023-05-12 12:37

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  Sorry

  (2) in that environment. I love living in a basically all white town. Way more peaceful than the city.

  2023-05-09 17:27

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  Sorry

  Most black people I've interacted with have been fine, but I absolutely cannot stand the culture that developed from African Americans. The music, style of speech, the way a lot of them act. In a lot of cases it is uncivilized and I do not want to be (1)

  2023-05-09 17:26

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  Fried chicken

  I've seen these with a turntable so that they don't even have to open the window.

  2023-05-08 10:15

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  Title

  It's from a movie, the emperor's new groove

  2023-05-05 19:38

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