My name is Patrick and this is a title that is too long that doesn't even relate to the picture. Also, I love you. :') Par Patrick Holt2016-11-23 13:00 81% (1167)
Man I was such a little weirdo back when I first got this app. Par Patrick Holt2016-11-23 13:00 80% (1090)
I haven't been on here in forever. Par Patrick Holt2016-11-23 11:30 78% (1258) ArgumentLolFunnyMemeHelloThereFriendHerpDerp
Would you rather have sex with a dog or automatically stub your toe every time you take a step? Par Patrick Holt2013-04-29 13:30 92% (1655) Funny
Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? I don't remember. Par Patrick Holt2013-04-12 10:30 92% (1333) Funny
Knock knock. Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? It's not a joke it's a wake up call. Par Patrick Holt2013-04-12 10:30 93% (1471) Funny
What do you call something that goes 99 thump? A centipede with a wooden leg! Par Patrick Holt2013-02-25 21:00 94% (1503) Funny
Do you know how to occupy a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corners! Par Patrick Holt2013-02-17 20:30 93% (1287) Funny
What is something a Mexican is good at? Cross country! Par Patrick Holt2013-02-15 20:00 92% (1508) Funny
What do you call an elevator with all white people in it? A box of crackers! Par Patrick Holt2013-02-15 19:30 87% (1266) Funny
