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  devil available

  Because God is always with you, he never needs to be summoned from somewhere far away.

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  american dream

  My son broke his arm playing at the park with his friends. Rushed him to the hospital, got painkillers, several X-rays, a cast, and a follow up appointment booked in for more x-rays and a check-up. It cost me $16 in parking

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  A real catchy tune

  I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay So I can sit out here and waste my life away Drag back home and drown my troubles away

  2026-06-07 09:43

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  With that rhythm going you must have been entertaining un...

  Emma Blackery's dad is always hilarious

  2026-06-07 09:41

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  ( Insert TITLE Here)

  You take that back! I will not stand here and allow you to throw such dreadful insults about one of our beautiful and unique animals like the platypus!

  2026-06-06 20:00

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  Tiny menace

  Anyone know the song? I'm sure I've heard it before

  2026-06-04 09:33

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  Where's his fish stick?

  It goes well with pineapple juice

  2026-06-02 01:15

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  Nice try fed

  Yeah, that's the facial recognition camera for the windows Hello system

  2026-05-31 05:21

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  dongs in a bar

  He was talking about his bowel, he needed to get home before he soiled himself

  2026-05-30 19:44

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  NASA's Age

  67... the forbidden knowledge is the number 67... Gen Alpha humour

  2026-05-29 20:00

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  Bro stayed loyal

  Yeah, i married her. Stay strong men, there is someone for you. Good women do exist

  2026-05-29 04:52

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  Skinwalker activities

  Me playing the pub section of untitled goose game

  2026-05-27 11:11

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  political compass meme

  Plant some mint to stop the arugula from spreading any further

  2026-05-27 11:10

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  I've been playing Starfield again. I made a thing. For th...

  With the larger engine mount and shorter warp nacelles it looks like an Akira Class. Great job

  2026-05-27 10:19

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  fake hd

  It's called bitrate. Same number of pixels, less detail stored per pixel

  2026-05-26 05:53

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  pool criminal

  He probably didn't drink enough water to stay hydrated, you should get him some straight away

  2026-05-24 07:31

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  Tell us where you are from only using musicians.

  Thy art is murder, Polaris, AC/DC

  2026-05-24 07:22

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  It's not flying, it's falling with style

  Does anyone know who sung this cover? I'm guessing it's an AI version

  2026-05-24 07:03

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  cookie ritual

  Download an extension that automatically disables all cookies

  2026-05-21 05:02

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  I seen em in small towns and major cities

  .... Watch them jiggle on her chest

  2026-05-21 04:18

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  We could have GTA 6 for over a year now

  You could have had it for a year, and it could have possibly been a steaming pile of garbage due to unresolved bugs and issues. I'm not saying it will be flawless on release, but give them time.

  2026-05-20 02:25

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  Who wants to live forever, eh?

  Looking like a thestral without the wings

  2026-05-19 08:32

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  Broke gondor fan

  It's 8278 pieces. It's cost per brick ratio is quite good

  2026-05-16 20:44

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  Generation sober

  We once tied an old lawnmower to the back of my mates car with its starter rope and dragged it around the back streets for 20 minutes. This was just before smart phones were wide spread

  2026-05-16 20:18

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  commutative law

  The hardest part about taking 1 tablet three times a day, is getting the tablet back each time

  2026-05-16 08:39

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  Camel Turkish Royal's are the Best

  I imagine the same way you smoke a beef brisket

  2026-05-16 03:40

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  muslim or arab

  So you embody the spirit of batman and defend the immigrant from random violence?

  2026-05-13 03:31

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  Wiping boogers on critics

  "Art is subjective" "I didn't like the Michael Jackson movie" "Racist!"

  2026-05-11 23:49

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  Average sibling debate

  One of the reasons why i married her, also she's 4ft 9in

  2026-05-10 09:29

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  Average sibling debate

  What if I have deep brown eyes, but I have thick brown hair with a subtle red hue through it? I also have a lot of individual red hairs through my beard

  2026-05-10 09:25

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  bad branch

  Clean and restore it

  2026-05-07 05:03

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  Fashion jumpscare

  He is Samoan, they wear skirts as part of their typical clothing (i leave in w neighbourhood with a large samoan population, lovely people, very colourful) Looking at the photos, he is also wearing full length pants underneath.

  2026-05-07 04:43

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  I am rapidly falling out of love with the game

  This ignores the bigger issue. Simple passwords are fine, complex passwords are better, but it's far more important to make sure you use a different password for every service. If a company gets breached, it won't affect your banking or email.

  2026-05-06 23:39

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  That's why you have no friends, Matthew

  Yes, 4:00pm is specific. 4pm is more generalised

  2026-05-05 01:36

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  Which way, Western man?

  My wife

  2026-05-05 01:34

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  You know this song

  According to the single frame at the start of the video, his name is MasterWen

  2026-05-04 05:19

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  desk stash

  So, does it help if I told you that aussies will attach goon sacks to the washing line, pierce a hole in them and spin them around, chasing after them and drinking the liquid that comes out

  2026-05-04 02:18

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  7 Eleven

  In the crook of the lingerie model's left arm

  2026-05-04 02:05

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  nice titties

  Agreed, there is nothing nicer than being out and about and seeing a pair of great tits

  2026-05-03 20:41

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  Dude predicted nothing

  He was talking about the storm his wife was going to hit him with, when he walked through the front door

  2026-05-03 09:50

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  Me going all in for a hazy IPA - everyone else just takin...

  Oh no, those people are quietly enjoying something i despise.... *Taking a leaf out of the vegan protester handbook* ... right, yell at them in public... Shame them for their personal choices... Somehow make this all about me and how I'm right... Got it

  2026-05-02 21:16

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  Montgomery Slave Markets

  Franklins supermarket

  2026-05-02 05:27

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  Hey hey you you, I don’t like your squirrel

  Are you gonna take me home tonight? Oh, down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed squirrels You make the rockin' world go 'round

  2026-04-26 04:14

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  huh

  You should try cleaning a macbook keyboard. Apple makes the laptop wake up automatically on any key press

  2026-04-25 19:49

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  dongs in a cutlet

  That's how my mumma taught me. My only change is adding an Italian herb mix into the bread crumbs

  2026-04-24 22:39

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  Black coffee lies

  Buy better fresh roasted beans and a decent grinder

  2026-04-24 19:57

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  Too many legs bro

  Reads exactly like a naked gun script

  2026-04-18 04:29

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  Oh

  Camden in Australia is a lovely little historic town. I recommend the Mount Annan Botanical Gardens down the road, then the Camden Valley Inn for lunch

  2026-04-17 20:27

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  dongs in a chud

  Giving the Grand Nagus access to reddit and a smart phone may not have been the best idea

  2026-04-17 04:46

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  nooo, the beaver did such great work...

  When the laxatives finally kick in

  2026-04-15 18:38

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  Haunted house vibes

  The snipers can't target you with a red dot if everything is red light...

  2026-04-13 19:04

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  Wiping boogers on P.E.

  You clearly don't have kids

  2026-04-13 04:58

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  moon just chilling

  Science works by going in stages. This was to find any issues and ensure that the rocket was capable of getting to the moon without any issues. Now they have the data, they can plan future missions to land

  2026-04-13 04:56

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  Tarring & feathering corpo execs is always morally accept...

  That's weird, i haven't seen that on my phone... *Opens Firefox* nope, it's all normal

  2026-04-13 00:34

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  Chicks dig a little cosplay.

  Radroach... honey fetch my pipe pistol!

  2026-04-10 18:24

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  Austrian Painter was right

  We had to add 'Code Red', as the scale originally didn't go high enough

  2026-04-10 18:20

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  We pay twice lol

  Use SmartTube on your TV, you sign in to your YouTube account as normal, but it has no ads, dearrow and sponsorblock built-in

  2026-04-09 18:03

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  They dont get it

  The blocked fan filters and poorly chosen monitor sizes are the most scary thing in this photo

  2026-04-09 06:06

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  Hmm let's see what is going on here

  Also the chair the little girl is sitting on is weird

  2026-04-08 04:55

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  Picture improvement

  Is the top left from an actual game? I haven't played many modern titles lately

  2026-04-07 23:01

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  Post walk energy depleted

  Why are all of the footprints facing the same direction?

  2026-04-07 05:48

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  Student solved math in a way teacher never expected

  Got the wrong answer and added an extra multiple choice option

  2026-04-06 17:24

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  This comment has been deleted

  The only thing that keeps Microsoft Office going is Excel, nothing comes close to how well Excel works. I primarily use a Mac for work, but remote into a Windows RDP just to use Excel, specifically mail merging (it sucks on Mac for some reason)

  2026-04-06 08:58

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  Each new version feels a little heavier

  Install CachyOS, see the light

  2026-04-06 02:23

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  title

  Yes...

  2026-04-05 22:23

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  censorship

  Another Simpsons prediction came true

  2026-04-05 22:11

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  Everyone see "than" instead of "then", so... Leave no com...

  Then*

  2026-04-03 17:22

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  A few are still in service

  Looking like the villain from The Mask

  2026-04-03 08:09

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  Silence is golden

  "There are no accidents" Master Oogway

  2026-04-01 07:24

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  9mm

  America Wizard has requested your location

  2026-03-31 20:31

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  OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky dies at 43

  Have you listened to Jinjer?

  2026-03-24 09:10

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  deer logic broken

  I have been told they are attempting to perceive the threat and determine which way to run. Unfortunately, the bright headlights ruin it's ability to determine this, so it never moves

  2026-03-23 08:35

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  Uber price decides your entire evening

  You looked a second time, which meant there was a surge in demand. Dynamic pricing kicked in and adjusted the price accordingly

  2026-03-23 08:32

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  Stocks explained badly

  More like plorts in slime rancher, but close enough

  2026-03-23 04:13

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  relatable much?

  Makes hiding the bodies easier

  2026-03-21 09:06

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  It's all good, snow bunny

  Is that a BCF logo? Not what i expected to see in a meme today. For anyone not Australian it's our largest boating, camping, fishing retailer. The slogan in their ads is "BCFing fun!"

  2026-03-21 09:04

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  per cortesia

  0% at 19 votes, keep it up lads!

  2026-03-20 08:20

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  Irish luck my ass

  Yes, that's the meaning of the phrase, it's luck of the Irish, not good luck of the Irish.

  2026-03-20 04:37

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  Lost in stories that never quite made sense

  Please, you'd hear him long before he lit the second lightsaber

  2026-03-19 08:11

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  Cartoons taught us how to notice

  We have a wall at my work where a door was filled in, but they used bricks which are much lighter in colour. My gamer brain wants to get a megaton hammer, smash through the wall, and find the fairy fountain on the other side

  2026-03-19 07:27

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  who is a quarter of the population, but commits half the ...

  I'm sorry to hear that, would you like an apple?

  2026-03-19 02:05

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  old cereal

  I still have my disc of Age of Empires 1 & 2, with a demo of Age of Mythology

  2026-03-18 09:00

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  youtube tv ads

  Oh no! If only people could install the downloader app by AFTVNews, then type in 28544 as a quick code in order to download the SmartTube apk and watch YouTube entirely ad free....

  2026-03-14 20:46

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  The nerve

  They did, look up who they were, you'll understand

  2026-03-14 20:32

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  Gandalf location quest

  He's the one standing next to Galadriel when they enter the forest, after Moria

  2026-03-14 19:48

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  politely respecting decisions you secretly hate

  The stupidest part is that they do respect the decision. You can disagree with someone, but ending with the statement "it's your life" IS respecting their decision

  2026-03-13 20:52

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  Some college lessons were never in the syllabus

  Which part of the country is Busty College? Miami?

  2026-03-13 20:46

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  Wheel cope documentary

  One of the bigger problems in Africa is that the Zebra is not able to be domesticated. Without any reliable animal power source, it's much harder to develop, as you can't move heavier materials easily or drive simple machines

  2026-03-13 20:30

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  The historine of Listerine

  Lemon, table salt, and bicarb soda are also great for cleaning, what's your point?

  2026-03-13 03:39

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  Not all heroes wear capes

  I bet OP feels sheepish now. They're gonna feel baaaaad about this one. They thought they could trick us by pulling the wool over our eyes.

  2026-03-12 00:39

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  how to be a bald femboy in easy steps

  "Ads use data from your online behavior—search history, website visits, app usage, and social media activity—to display products and services aligned with your interests"

  2026-03-11 02:24

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  Ownership got nerfed

  I must say, "acquiring" music is stupid easy at the moment. You can just rip it straight from YouTube music with yt-dlp, then do a quick cleanup with Musicbrainz Picard to correct any minor issues with the metadata and thumbnail

  2026-03-09 08:53

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  Church sign telling people to trust divine protection

  Call it the thrust and trust

  2026-03-06 23:30

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  Brain producing masterpieces at 3am only

  Write them down, get them out of your head, go to sleep

  2026-03-06 04:04

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  Main character energy

  Looks like Grug, an aussie children's book fictional character

  2026-03-06 04:01

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  Rolls royce who

  I did the same thing with all 4 doors today. I had them open to cool the car down in the driveway before heading out. I giggled far too much

  2026-03-06 03:32

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  THIS....

  That's an instant free pass to Valhalla

  2026-03-06 02:50

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  That’s why she always brings it home

  Not even a good AI picture, the window writing is terrible

  2026-03-05 22:54

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  Ownership got nerfed

  Arr! Tis a fine day on the seas...

  2026-03-05 07:51

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  Teachers still searching for the spark

  Ms Kawakami?!?

  2026-03-04 04:54

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