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  But if I did...

  Incompetent, toe-biting, fossil. It's like it looked into my soul

  2026-06-20 21:20

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  Coughing respectfully

  I work in NC & every year all I get is 5 vacation days. No sick days.

  2026-02-12 21:36

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  A grown man and her wife

  My husband took a week off of work for World of War craft when the new one launched. Didn't bother me. I just wish I could have taken off too.

  2024-10-17 08:22

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  Forever together

  My first email ever my best friend at that time made me (we were 14) it had the words sexy kitten in it. I still use it for junk

  2024-09-21 09:28

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  He was on a diet or something

  Commenting to find recipe later

  2024-09-03 23:59

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  Vertically challenged

  I'm 5'0 & sometimes

  2024-09-03 07:57

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  shitpost

  He used to keep a log book & now it's all electronic. You get paid by the miles, not the hour. You must get there on time & alot times if insurance goes up because of the accident you can kiss your job goodbye. That is the experience he went through.

  2024-08-14 12:02

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  shitpost

  My Dad was one all my life he retired when I was 26. I didn't ever see him growing up. Mom was able to stay home & raise two kids but money was always tight. Everytime an accident occurs its basically the truckers fault no matter the situation. 1/2

  2024-08-14 12:00

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  Great lawyer

  Did they ever catch the real killer?

  2024-08-13 21:43

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  Single mother homes

  What if one of the parents is abusive the kids whole life but the other parent chooses not to divorce the abusive parent. What are the chances of success then? (Asking seriously)

  2024-07-23 12:58

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  Look at the happy employees

  That's what United gets for breaking guitars.

  2024-07-20 06:48

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  Fly The Deadly Skies

  Me, my sister, & dad had to get get tickets for Boeing because it was the cheapest option we could afford. Now I'm thinking we should have went the expensive route

  2024-07-20 06:35

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  Dark humor Taylor Swift meme

  I thought she was in a serious relationship with that famous football player? I don't keep up with hollywood.

  2024-07-04 09:51

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  Keyyyyy

  My moms last microwave had a knob that went up by 10 seconds.

  2024-06-28 23:40

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  1 or 3 for me

  1 for sure

  2024-06-24 19:42

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  based grandmas

  Joan is really selfish. I bet the happiest her 3 sons & grandson will ever be is not in a world for 24 hours with women. No nagging, no working, just pure fun and manliness. How dare she choose endless suffering for them if it were an option!

  2024-06-24 17:58

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  My mommy said I'm a really hard worker

  Current boss would be willing to pay same as old boss. Well when he hired me he gave me the $13. I will be there 2 years July 1st & I'm up to $17 an hour & did not ask for a single raise. Best boss ever imo 3/3

  2024-06-23 08:43

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  My mommy said I'm a really hard worker

  This job because I knew this was the career I wanted. I told current boss the truth that I was making $15 an hour & before that it was $13 an hour for a long time. If I could get at least $11 or $12 I would be happy (at the time I didn't think or knew 2/3

  2024-06-23 08:42

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  My mommy said I'm a really hard worker

  When my last boss passed away I had just started making $15 an hour. I was making that for like a month when he passed. Right before I got hired at my current job (old bosses former partner) he asked me what I was looking to get paid. I really wanted 1/3

  2024-06-23 08:40

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  My mommy said I'm a really hard worker

  I wore pink flip flops & a blue sundress to my CAD tech interview. I was just going to drop off my resume but he chose to give me an interview & hired me same day.

  2024-06-23 08:36

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  No dongs on a anything

  Do they take fat of the baby & construct a penis? Baby has to pee somehow.

  2024-06-18 15:41

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  wait what

  Mother in law:

  2024-05-27 11:27

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  Why do men feel the need to go through things alone?

  What's the ick?

  2024-05-16 23:38

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  Full on virgin mode!

  Chocolate I believe

  2024-05-03 22:33

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  dongs in a named

  I like Natalie Roseann (My grandma's middle name is Rose & my moms is Ann)

  2024-04-14 13:15

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  Helmets

  Either Spangeham or Hounskull. Hounskull looks like it has the better protection but Spangeham you can actually see out of but it exposes the eyes to get arrowed in war.

  2024-04-14 09:09

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  I'm so far back in the gallery i'm getting nostalgic. Wha...

  Wasn't he also the one who named his pet something racist?

  2024-03-30 21:51

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  Update on the Tennessee cop

  I hope the ex husband sues her now. No way she was "groomed" she was just a whore.

  2024-03-23 08:40

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  Update on the Tennessee cop

  Was it because of defamation? I don't keep up with stories like I should.

  2024-03-23 08:08

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  Such a killjoy

  He could get a vasectomy. It won't stop STDs but it will stop children.

  2024-03-15 22:50

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  Flying to Valhalla. WITNESS ME, BLOODBAG!!

  I am in no way good with physics but by "chopping" the water before he actually lands in it soften the blow so it's less painful? Or is the amount of force & pain still the same regardless of parting the water?

  2024-03-05 20:00

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  Not a cool S, we can presume

  How did anyone find out that he did that since they are that small

  2024-02-27 22:17

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  Being offensive in Tinder

  You know it is possible the dad legit died in a crash or by disease.

  2024-02-24 20:42

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  Superchurch

  The only offerings catholic church's need are little boys

  2024-02-24 20:31

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  The 4 darkest horsemen

  Thank you

  2024-02-21 20:21

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  The 4 darkest horsemen

  I know all but the bottom right one. What is that from?

  2024-02-21 20:19

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  exhbhncj

  What is his name so I can watch more of them?

  2024-02-21 03:19

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  Salamanders in a nutshell

  

  2024-02-09 19:42

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  deserves the try

  Is this the definition of "throwing your money away"

  2024-01-09 22:25

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  hmmm

  If an answer was chosen at random than normally it would have been a 25% (1 of 4 answers) but since there are two 25% answers the actual correct answer to the specific question is 50% chance of landing on answer choice A or D that's my final answer.

  2024-01-05 23:04

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  Always take a moment to wave hello

  The way the car is under the truck it's amazing that the driver (who looks female too me) is still alive and not decapitated.

  2024-01-03 23:50

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  Ugh

  That is Ellen Page. She got the surgery to become a man and goes by Elliot Page now.

  2024-01-03 23:43

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  oh not....

  As a women named Sharon. I can confirm.

  2024-01-02 23:44

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  If your girl is mad at you by her a dress with pockets. W...

  Is that the fire nation symbol on the bottom corner of the dress?

  2023-12-31 15:59

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  Driving test

  Don't insult SpongeBob like that!

  2023-12-30 22:22

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  Meme

  They are called gay guys/faggots.

  2023-12-29 15:26

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  The grind never stops

  More than once over the years. Twice I've come close. It's not as bad now but still come and goes in waves but I always try to fight it and I am on anti depressants

  2023-12-29 02:18

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  The grind never stops

  To keep my selfish ass safe he had to lock his guns. Point being don't do it. There is always at least 1 person in your life worth living for. Don't put them through emotional hell. 3/3

  2023-12-29 00:00

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  The grind never stops

  My experience. The pain on his face that day as I truly hurt him knowing that I was about to end my life and the second being he has too keep ALL his guns locked up so if we get robbed and he dies because he can't get too his gun that is on me because 2/3

  2023-12-28 23:58

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  The grind never stops

  As someone who has done almost the exact same in the meme it really is hurtful to those around you who truly do care about you. My husband found out what I was doing and the pain and tears were very real. I have 2 burdens to live with when it comes to 1/3

  2023-12-28 23:55

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  in a girls ass

  I was skinny when my husband and I started dating and then over the years I got fat. But I am trying really hard to lose weight for my personal health and so I won't be a burden to my husband in the future health wise. Which maybe one in the same idea?

  2023-12-28 23:41

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  Lose weight or an early grave

  Same goes too you king!

  2023-12-28 00:20

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  Lose weight or an early grave

  People around me already can already see I've lost alittle bit of weight. So just keep on keeping on my brother! 2/2

  2023-12-28 00:11

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  Lose weight or an early grave

  As a current female fat fuck that is all fat and no muscle. I know the feeling. I have been working on it real hard for the past two weeks. Watching what I eat, how much I eat, and using my infinity hoop a minimum of 30 minutes a day. Best part is that 1/2

  2023-12-28 00:10

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  I kept going

  Me and an ex boyfriend had his mom walk in on us and he didn't stop while they had a conversation for like a full 30 seconds to a minute...

  2023-12-26 00:37

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  Riley Reid

  But why should the KID suffer for her choices? Not right imo.

  2023-12-03 08:04

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  Diabetes

  7 candy bars and a really nasty stomach ache with regret.

  2023-11-30 23:58

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  Meme

  Baby daddy

  2023-11-19 02:33

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  Relatable

  Esoteric: Intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest. I hope I saved someone from a Google search.

  2023-11-10 21:10

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  not today

  Play stupid games win stupid prizes

  2023-10-25 21:42

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  idk what to put here

  Lose contact with her for long periods of time. (Years for example). Me & my best friend get to talk in the morning on the way to our jobs from M-F and text over the weekend & afternoon.

  2023-10-24 17:51

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  idk what to put here

  Best advice I can give is try to keep in contact with your best friend. Try to find times when you both have free time to talk. Send a text on the weekends or afternoons when yall have off. Life changes and you will both get busy no doubt but just don't

  2023-10-24 17:50

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  idk what to put here

  Don't feel comfortable about talking with my mom or sister. I love my family too pieces but me & him have a better connection.

  2023-10-23 18:33

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  idk what to put here

  Not necessarily. Everyone's situation is different. My best friend and I have been best friends for 12 years. We have been out of high school for 10. We talk nearly everyday. I'm closer with him then some family. I can easily talk to him about things I 1/2

  2023-10-23 18:30

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  Correct answer

  

  2023-10-12 05:19

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  yeah

  N either do I.

  2023-10-09 23:56

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  Still choosing the baby

  Neither. Husband doesn't want either one. Known that from day 1.

  2023-09-09 02:44

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  Big risk Big reward (If you see this comment Risk)

  Risk

  2023-09-09 02:10

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  Yeah they're still good but I want some originality

  N ot that this racist joke is original or anything but...

  2023-08-16 22:12

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  If only the world knew

  Husband not to say anything to him because it would have just started unnecessary problems for my husband. I just avoid the guy when I go to the college. 2/2

  2023-08-16 22:06

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  If only the world knew

  15 years ago. Life goes on. The only thing that happened to him is other girls he tried to molest told he preacher and he was no longer allowed to drive the van. He goes to the same church still. He works with my husband who knows but I told my 1/2

  2023-08-16 22:05

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  If only the world knew

  Let me ask you this. What was God doing when my first time was with a rapist on a Christian church van at the age of 14?

  2023-08-16 07:48

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  If only the world knew

  I was a debt free, tattooless very much sex experienced woman when me and my husband got married at 20.

  2023-08-16 00:47

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  T_T

  Trident

  2023-08-15 20:04

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  She looks very surprised

  I would like to see this on either deadly women or child murders just to see what the fuck she was thinking when she thought this was a great idea.

  2023-08-15 11:51

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  dongs in a construction

  Climb Forest Climb

  2023-07-23 12:48

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  Good old BDSM party

  Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, & Masochism

  2023-07-12 21:12

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  clean

  But what about that 2% of germs that doesn't wash away?

  2023-07-08 22:20

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  Cool scene

  My sister's response is usually "with a bungee cord". Followed by a very angry glare from my mom.

  2023-07-05 20:33

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  Internet can be awesome

  F.

  2023-07-05 20:24

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  dongs in a beast

  There is a restaurant called Chubbys Grub Hub. They had a sign that said "Be an American and get Chubby". It made me sad as an American to know that is a true sign.

  2023-06-27 21:51

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  Oooo boy

  Like a bird so high Oh I might just try

  2023-06-10 07:26

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  Title

  A banana looking like that is very unappealing to me.

  2023-06-09 04:40

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  The word

  E veryone is doing it. Might as well

  2023-05-01 00:37

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  MvM criteria

  I draw maps.

  2023-04-28 20:08

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  AAAAAAAAAAA

  Me four

  2023-03-06 03:32

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  HOLEBOWL

  I thought those were called sifters

  2023-03-04 07:22

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  Maybe someone might need this ...

  @title I did thank you

  2023-02-28 21:09

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  Gathering the safe energy to preform the lift-nu jutsu

  I haven't been power lifting but I have been trying to do cardio and weightlifting in hopes to slim down and strengthen muscles. I try not to take more than a minute between sets(typically 3 sets total). Just depends on how hard I push myself for each set.

  2023-02-26 11:58

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  QZPMWXON

  I'm neutral. I think both are gross. Just my opinion

  2023-01-21 20:54

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  HOW???

  

  2023-01-19 18:51

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  Which Duck are you

  Introduction: having ducks meet other ducks.

  2023-01-19 02:43

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  Which Duck are you

  Abduction: making ducks disappear without a trace.

  2023-01-19 02:40

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  Those cookies never hurt anybody

  I resent this meme because I'm a raggedy bitch and enjoy these cookies.

  2022-12-18 01:27

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  On today's lesson: How to crack your engine block.

  Me too please

  2022-12-02 06:41

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  Trage den Titel deines Memes ein

  My husband and I have been playing wow-dragonflight for 17 hours now. The only reason we got off was lagging/server issues

  2022-11-29 22:01

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  Ahhhhh

  Super Mario 64

  2022-11-24 08:55

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  Stick together

  Just luck that the captain happened to survive. Just my unwanted opinion (2/2)

  2022-11-24 08:40

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  Stick together

  "The crew held onto the captains body fearing it would get sucked into the engine." The way they worded that makes me believe they thought the captain was dead (so now captain is an object)but they didn't want his dead body breaking the engine. It's (1/2)

  2022-11-24 08:40

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  Title

  Lorena Bobbitt went down that road and her husband paid the price for it.

  2022-11-21 22:56

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