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  lojik

  Pretty sure the weight limits on bags are for the poor bastards throwing those bad boys around so they don't break their backs. Not actually for weight concerns for the plane

  2025-04-22 15:53

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  Thoughts on Giga Idaho?

  It's the areas of all those states that are conservative/republican leaning

  2023-09-15 15:25

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  No Snacks Allowed

  I worked for TSA and peanut butter just shows up as organic matter and has the same consistency as C4 or comp B. So it will usually be stopped

  2023-03-24 23:18

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  How

  The sun is doing fusion on a massive scale which produces heat, light, radiation, and fire/plasma

  2021-04-19 01:38

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  Mighty Army

  Another thing you picked women and pregnant women for American and then all the parades and full force of Chinese military. Pretty stupid comparison OP

  2021-03-13 05:35

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  Mighty Army

  So bottom left pic looks like a cringe baby photo shoot and she is wearing her husband's uniform. The middle pic only the person on the left is in an American uniform. And the person on the right is pregnant. So pregnant women are now considered weak?

  2021-03-13 05:31

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  L repost

  Bagheera

  2021-02-17 10:05

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  Good man

  I bet he wishes she had raised something else instead...

  2021-02-13 06:05

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  Thought I’d change things up a bit

  Your meme is bad and you should feel bad

  2021-02-02 12:36

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  sleep tight my nibba

  As nice as this is, I'm sure he would get in trouble for taking too long on a job. So I would wake him so he wouldn't get in trouble. But yeah he clearly needs some time off

  2021-01-27 06:18

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  facts

  As an older brother, can confirm Darth Maul is my little brother and he does do this.

  2021-01-17 03:48

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  Sugar daddies

  Girls really be living life on easy mode

  2021-01-08 09:04

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  Title

  Maybe she was using the onion towel to get the mace out. Fight fire with fire

  2021-01-08 06:03

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  Fucking Traitors

  Correct we are a constitutional republic. That being said a republic is an actual government entity and democracy is an ideology. Democracy is the foundation for our republic.

  2021-01-08 04:48

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  based everything

  Does anyone really care anymore? Doesn't matter your beliefs, all that matters is our voted officials have failed us and are no longer doing things in the best interest of the ppl. Every last one should be fired and we start over.

  2021-01-08 04:41

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  Facts

  American money is cotton based, not paper. Fun fact

  2021-01-06 05:02

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  really tho...

  Then don't watch it

  2020-12-31 02:30

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  Snail memes

  OP you are responsible for like 50% of the snail memes and you need to cool it. Unless they are actually funny my guy

  2020-12-26 07:03

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  Snail memes

  Probably because walking faster is a better cardio exercise and thus will make you healthier. Just my opinion.

  2020-12-26 07:02

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  TEETH

  Thats what nightmares are made of

  2020-12-25 18:33

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  Insert BJ joke in comments

  All electronics work this way. Or by turning them off and on again

  2020-12-24 12:34

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  Just fucked up...that's it....

  Yeah but hot water feels awesome when you are fucked up

  2020-12-24 12:33

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  Libtards at it again

  There are two genders. You now have a PhD in gender studies. Congrats.

  2020-12-24 12:32

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  Fuchsia? I have no idea

  I can't explain how much I agree with this. Never in my life have I thought a character was bad for being black. Or thought hey this character would be better if they were white instead or vice versa. You just suck at character development.

  2020-12-24 12:29

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  Am I as bored as you are?

  It doesn't really make sense the other way. Why would you not know how bored you are? Why would you ask another person how bored you are? Just me I guess

  2020-12-23 13:16

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  Enlightenment

  I've said this before on this app. I used to work for TSA and liquid explosives don't freeze. So if the water is frozen it can't be explosives which means you are allowed to bring it through security.

  2020-12-22 17:08

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  fOlLoW tHe ScIeNcE

  This is very true. Morality is really tricky though cuz it is often based on beliefs and those are often based on religion. So in a country like America where church and state should be separate, its hard to make laws not based on religious morals

  2020-12-22 09:20

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  well ya see...

  All guns can be made to kill ppl. Or for hunting. Its what the intention of the person using it has.

  2020-12-22 09:15

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  they created so many useless jobs tho...

  Honestly I understand why ppl complain about taxes. But I also see benefits in living in a community and living in that community means we need to work together. Taxes are fine its what the taxes are spent on thats the issue.

  2020-12-22 09:11

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  No title

  I posted this 7 years ago. But yours is higher quality. We should bring back the rage faces!

  2020-12-15 17:29

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  Big sad

  Europeans didn't land in Australia until 1606. So only aborigines were around in the 1100s. Which means either they had a town called fucking or you sir are fake news

  2020-12-05 04:39

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  Improvise - Adapt - Overcome

  If you freeze water its a solid and solids are fine. Liquid explosives don't freeze. So if its frozen then it can't be explosives. I used to work for TSA so yes it would work

  2020-12-02 06:47

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  Most of the space scenes in Interstellar were actually fi...

  Repost

  2020-11-16 12:06

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  Christ BLM

  Seam

  2020-08-28 08:03

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  i

  I think it's decent. If you look at China a country with almost 1.5 billion people they have around 200k people die a year. 5 times the population and almost exactly 5 times the amount of deaths.

  2020-07-06 12:04

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  Title

  You get the complete

  2020-04-22 00:29

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  Hmm...

  Preach brotha

  2020-02-09 17:36

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  Perspective is a mf

  I figured this was common knowledge. As the earth allows you to travel both directions....only the exact opposite side of the earth will be equally as far both directions

  2020-02-09 17:36

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  capitalzation

  I think it's more punctuation in this case. Or that's what I've seen it as.....since like the beginning of time when this joke was invented

  2020-02-02 03:39

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  Esplain pls

  This is a God tier meme

  2020-01-29 15:30

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  It's the wild west, baby!

  If you like to shoot for fun, different calibers shoot in different ways. For example I have 3 hand guns. Not including my other guns. All with different handling requirements and it is just fun to shoot targets with them.

  2020-01-29 15:23

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  Mighty morphing turbo Rangers

  Rule number one: Be attractive

  2020-01-29 15:19

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  Yes

  Is this a joke I'm too poor to understand?

  2020-01-29 15:12

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  Task failed successfully

  Damn, too bad it took his whole damn life to get it back though

  2020-01-29 12:08

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  Same style

  Just proves that women can make anything sexy. It's a skill they have

  2020-01-29 12:07

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  oof

  Say whaaaaaaaat?!?! Since when?

  2020-01-29 12:05

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  Theres always a bigger fish

  Cool motive. Still murder

  2020-01-29 11:34

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  oof

  I do love Thanksgiving turkey though. Glad I live in america and get a day dedicated to eating that tasty bird.

  2020-01-29 11:19

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  Lol

  I would like to take this moment to say college was the best years of my life. I had such a great time. So idk why everyone is depressed about it.

  2020-01-29 11:17

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  wish I was back in school

  Hugh Jackman is the definition of shredded as fuck

  2020-01-28 17:19

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  fuck math

  This is a high quality level 1 pure meme tier 1 god level memes

  2020-01-20 02:28

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  Jjjk

  Well they are missing all conflicts from 1980 onward. And our uniforms have changed drastically since Vietnam. So they could at least add war on terror and have modern uniform or something

  2020-01-08 19:55

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  Witcher tv show did the game a lot of justice

  The scene in the meme is badass as hell. But overall it's a decent show. The pacing is kinda hard to keep up with as it bounces from character to character. But overall good

  2019-12-24 16:08

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  true

  I dont understand the meme cuz I dont play outer worlds....but got damn to I love that HD quality

  2019-12-16 14:48

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  Impeached herself...

  Even though there are more red than blue counties in America the blue counties are the most densely populated. Washington state for example has only 4 or 5 blue counties out of the 20 or so. Yet those 4 account for over 70% of the population.

  2019-12-04 14:55

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  Ok

  Yeah kinda weird since it is for tile. I think they were thinking trim or crown molding.

  2019-11-25 11:47

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  Douche bag

  He is the main baddy in hunchback of Notre dame cartoon movie

  2019-11-15 02:14

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  Sad times

  It's a blink-182 song. Its lyrics from all the small things

  2019-11-14 17:17

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  Hahah

  Well according to Google the average weight of women in the US is 167 pounds from ages 20-39 so that means if you sleep with 12 women you have had sex with a ton of women.

  2019-11-13 17:12

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  Doh!

  This a real HD Gif.

  2019-11-10 18:20

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  This may take a minute to unfuck

  And that is exactly how that shit is supposed to work. You got enemy vehicles comin at you? Just throw down a bunch or razor wire and it will tangle up in their axle and stop them. Also great against ppl

  2019-11-08 11:19

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  You have failed NNN?

  This is some funny shiz.

  2019-11-07 11:46

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  3 Blind Mice

  That's just what science says. No way to prove it myself. Just based on scientific discoveries.

  2019-10-31 11:32

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  3 Blind Mice

  This one is dumb cuz this is actually exactly how they existed. Without sight. They just swam in the primordial soup bumping into shit.

  2019-10-31 00:43

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  Such bull shit!

  Yeah cuz when you work extra you are probably only working a few minutes to a few hours. And when you call out for a whole day you miss 8+ hours. Soooo if you are paid hourly this math makes sense. Just sayin

  2019-10-26 23:26

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  Facebook book m3m3

  Why is bacon not on here? That always smells amazing

  2019-10-22 00:03

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  Rottweiler's are cute

  Rotties are my absolute favorite. Congrats on the new pupper

  2019-10-07 19:34

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  Girls make and look memes

  It didnt. It was started in 2011. You are correct

  2019-09-20 13:49

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  unrelated

  Which article is supposed to be the funny?

  2019-09-18 09:31

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  It really do be like that.

  It's a 20mm. I have one. My old unit used Bradley fighting vehicles and the main gun was a 20mm cannon. This is exactly what the ammo looked like but clean obviously.

  2019-08-28 10:26

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  Bang Bros

  It has 300mg of caffeine while an average cup of coffee has 98mg. So it's over 3× more caffeine AND it has other stuff in it like B vitemans and creatine.

  2019-08-22 15:56

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  Conspiracy

  Sounds like a click bait description of a quasar. Which is a cool thing by itself. No need to add stupid extra stuff like UFOs

  2019-08-20 15:10

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  precious

  Its basically a super flat cylinder. And finding the volume of that is V=Pi(r²)h. So right formula but wrong symbols to represent stuff.

  2019-07-27 22:03

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  I need someone to help me with financial mathematics

  That way they dont get alerted and move. Artillery is devastating but it is not good at shooting moving targets

  2019-07-17 12:09

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  I need someone to help me with financial mathematics

  It's not about price. The cheapest rounds we have are about $1100 each. The government has deep pockets. What it's about is if we dont get first round on target the enemy will be alerted and move. So we account for everything we can to get as close

  2019-07-17 12:08

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  True

  

  2019-07-15 00:55

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  I need someone to help me with financial mathematics

  I'm an artillery officer in the army currently and we still learn how to account for earth's curvature. If we dont account for it our rounds fall either too short or too far. It's pretty interesting stuff

  2019-07-15 00:43

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  what of we used 100% of the brain?

  While they are driving the big pipe will get air pushed into it and will force it out the little ends. Super redneck air conditioning

  2019-07-13 02:07

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  wtf

  All apps ask to manage phone calls that way if you get a call while using the app then it will appear on the screen. If you deny permission and you get a call then your phone just vibrates but nothing pops up on the screen while in the app

  2019-06-27 00:21

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  not wrong

  They shouldn't take it at all. It's not a liquid or solid issue. Liquid explosives dont freeze. Kind of like high percent alcohol doesnt freeze. So if its frozen it cant be an explosive. I worked for TSA so her airport security was just being buttholes.

  2019-06-18 16:44

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  Jpffu9upfpuf

  Wilber yes

  2019-04-14 17:56

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  da-da-dum shhhh

  The young guy looks like Ted Bundy.

  2019-04-12 09:10

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  ha

  Except that looks like a wedding dress so she prolly had many dates before that. Just sayin ha

  2019-03-27 11:38

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  Scroll downs

  They have a trigger safety which requires full trigger pull. A firing pin safety so the pin doesnt drive forward for no reason and a drop safety in case its dropped and it wont go off

  2019-03-01 20:24

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  Airport security

  I've said this before on other posts but I worked for TSA and frozen water is fine. Liquid explosives dont freeze just like high alcohol content liquids. So it's not that it's now a solid, its cuz its frozen that is why its acceptable to take.

  2019-02-25 12:17

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  Terrorists on the airport killing each other

  I found guns before. And a fuck ton of drugs once.

  2019-02-09 11:36

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  Terrorists on the airport killing each other

  Just like alcohol, explosives wont freeze. So they ban all liquids to prevent liquid explosives. However if its frozen it cant be explosive so it's good. In other words water is not allowed but ice is. I used to work for TSA.

  2019-02-07 23:10

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  He won the internet

  The trick the military uses is to make you work 20 hour days so when you get the chance to sleep you can fall asleep anywhere.

  2019-01-08 09:15

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  Blind kid

  I think what would have been better would be "when did you see him last" or "where did you last see him"

  2018-12-12 00:12

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  Wall

  That guy is wearing a MILES gear halo on his helmet. He is not on any border. He is doing training somewhere.

  2018-11-29 08:25

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  Hhahahahaahh

  My first comment and meme read was around November 2011. First meme posted around December 2012. And I'm at 35 consecutive days currently max 533. I just keep missing days for stuff. Interesting to see so many long term folks around

  2018-11-19 03:21

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  Everyone this new school year

  Your math is not correct my friend. If he got a 0 then got a 100 his average score would be 50. And if he had 8 assignments with 7 having 100 and one a 0. That's 700 overall divided by 8 overall assignments. Which is 87.5% average

  2018-10-03 00:08

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  better be important

  Pretty darn accurate

  2018-07-20 09:02

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  8shit u kno

  I'm in the field doing army training. I'm commenting for some post field training....research

  2018-01-28 19:11

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  Pretty much

  I mean I watched Scooby doo as a kid but the rest don't make me feel old. Honestly the rest were before my time. And I'm in my late 20s

  2018-01-12 05:02

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  Nuke ching ching

  WTF is that one bitch doing an alternating flip flop clapping? What an awkward way to clap

  2018-01-09 15:20

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  Memedroid users are bitches

  Mine stayed black

  2017-10-31 13:32

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  Satisfying

  

  2017-10-30 23:45

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  let the fight start

  I was going to say that but I don't even think they are correlated. There is nothing that makes them related other than location. So I went with coincidence

  2017-09-27 20:35

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  let the fight start

  Cities are traditionally democrat and rural areas Republican. And more ppl equals more crime. This is more coincidence rather than causation.

  2017-09-27 19:39

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