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  You know what to do.

  This potato chip... It goes in the square hole

  2026-02-14 18:16

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  One joke carried us for years

  Stop looking at me swan

  2025-12-24 08:06

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  Gets me everytime

  E. Honda knows the struggle

  2025-10-27 11:04

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  nope, stop there at once

  Smash

  2025-05-19 00:56

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  Don’t blame the world. Pick one nemesis and make them y...

  Freaken Kyle... you suck Kyle

  2025-05-12 10:05

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  Ha

  It happens so fast

  2025-05-12 10:00

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  Lived through this many times

  I worked security at a casino and Yuuuuup

  2025-05-12 09:59

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  I'd rather be in the cargo hold than sit like this again

  I've done it... that pesky wall seat... just brake the ice "Mi scusi, my name is Pyro. I plan on making awkward eye contact with you the rest of the flight"

  2025-05-12 09:57

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  Boobies

  Oh noooo... here they come again

  2025-05-12 09:53

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  pounds

  It's ok... I found those 100 pounds

  2025-05-12 09:51

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  New DoorDash place only serves rice and meat and honestly...

  And the owner does not chance you down for a tip

  2025-04-22 13:36

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  Taco Bell said 'Live Más' and she took it personally

  And she did it right in front of a police officer

  2025-04-22 13:33

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  It's a repost but no one else posted it today I think. Ha...

  Happy Easter

  2025-04-21 11:50

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  When you raised your kids right

  Yup, 100% true. I made her up just for you. You're welcome

  2025-04-18 21:48

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  When you raised your kids right

  Loved my daughters reply in our group chat

  2025-04-18 19:02

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  oh so that;s how you make chloroform...

  You used to have to download a cookbook for these things

  2025-04-18 10:39

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  Me after bagging the hot goth chick

  Like letting a witness in that knocked on your door. You say, "OK, now what," and they will reply, "I don't know, I've never gotten this far"

  2025-04-18 10:36

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  Girls sharing art vs Guys sharing art: same chaos, differ...

  Píka Píka

  2025-04-18 10:15

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  Bro skipped gym because he became a dad. Selfish, honestly

  You find out who your friends are

  2025-04-17 10:01

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  What would their movie be about, gang?

  I would watch it at least six times and cry at the end every time

  2025-04-17 09:53

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  What would their movie be about, gang?

  I'm pre purchasing tickets to movie

  2025-04-17 09:51

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  Katy Perry returns from orbit like she just survived The ...

  He is giving "the lonely island" a new verse to "I just had sex".... "it was Katy Perry, still counts"

  2025-04-17 09:47

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  I

  It's true it is all true

  2025-03-31 14:16

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  attaboy! wait a minute

  Marcus Burnett: You ever made love to a man? Reggie: No. Marcus Burnett: You want to?

  2025-03-30 18:37

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  Testicle education

  One does hang lower than the other two

  2025-03-22 11:54

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  EDS=Elon Derangement Syndrome

  I love protesting climate change.... F#@$ THE ENVIRONMENT

  2025-03-22 11:50

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  Soy and corn

  My kid: My father was fat because of cake

  2025-03-22 11:43

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  Tim Walz challenge

  Clippy is free to everyone

  2025-03-22 11:41

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  Tim Walz challenge

  Oh, you stop you silly goose

  2025-03-22 05:20

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  Happy St. Pattys Day

  possession... been out of school for a while... and failed english

  2025-03-21 13:28

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  Happy St. Pattys Day

  When my Scottish peeks itself out in my beard, I make sure I pluck that guy out before someone sees

  2025-03-17 23:54

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  Secret weapons

  He attempted a stick up, and he got a successful stick up

  2025-03-11 15:29

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  The left can not meme

  2025-03-08 23:59

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  Mouse in hoodie

  Ummm potato?

  2025-03-08 23:53

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  The Biden crime family knows all about that.

  2025-03-08 23:51

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  by respect we mean world power!!!

  He called you a cuck, and your come back was he is all over you? The left can not meme

  2025-03-08 23:47

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  by respect we mean world power!!!

  It's funny how your "allies" act when you stop giving them money.

  2025-03-08 23:46

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  don-old dump the fish

  Just let the TDS wash all over you

  2025-03-08 23:43

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  Nah

  What are you doing, step-bro

  2025-01-31 13:34

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  Lia Thomas has lost all the medals

  Lost his medals

  2025-01-31 13:13

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  Seig Heil (UHD Repost - vector redrawn)

  I have lived in New York for 8 years. If you put your arm out, waist high to hail a cab you will be waiting a long long time

  2025-01-26 02:22

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  Good guy Willem Dafoe

  Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Willem: "you have all these rules, and you think they'll save you" that's all I'm saying

  2025-01-23 12:59

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  More, please.

  The company gets taxed for everything they need to buy and taxed on people's paycheck. Workers get taxed on that paycheck. When the workers buy a car to get to that job, they are taxed with that purchase. How are we that deep in dept?

  2025-01-23 12:49

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  Airbnb should provide breakfast

  I'm going to open up restaurants across the street from every bnb called "chair lunch dinner" because by the afternoon, people are hungry - Mitch Hedberg

  2025-01-23 12:36

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  Remember Gary Webb

  He beat himself up, shot himself 9 times, and hung himself... Yup, suicide, this case is closed.

  2025-01-23 12:30

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  he is

  I'll settle for ta-tas

  2025-01-04 22:41

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  Spill the beans

  Because they do not know who they are waking up to in the sober morning

  2024-12-26 14:31

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  Body "building" requires body-fat reduction

  Eddie Hall can still beat Arnold Schwarzenegger one on one

  2024-11-11 12:57

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  I bet Art Linkletter never used this on his show "Kids sa...

  He would have gotten a pass, and all detention dropped if he said, "Ember made me do it and Trump is Hitler" shoot they would make him principal for the rest of the year and skip him ahead 2 grades and expel Ember

  2024-11-09 10:34

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  News on Trump saying he will ban gender reassignment surg...

  Good

  2024-11-09 10:29

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  dongs in an article

  "With bidenomics going away, no one will be able to afford the game" What's that? Even the dems stopped talking about bidenomics because it proved itself to be trash... Well, that happened because Trump did it

  2024-11-09 10:27

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  Donk

  You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly

  2024-10-04 01:35

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  What is that

  Hey, human... there seems to be some kind of invisible forcefield

  2024-10-04 01:18

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  Crouching orange cat

  aaaaaaaa... the cat thinks he is people

  2024-10-04 01:15

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  THIS....

  Hey tigerfish, CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!

  2024-10-04 01:14

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  Ethics professor is teaching what you shouldn't do

  His son is 13

  2024-10-04 01:05

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  How do you like your stripper?

  Gay? No, gay is being in a room of drunk guys with hard-ons

  2024-09-26 08:53

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  Gaming back in the day

  Black, Red, and Yellow

  2024-09-25 20:54

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  dongs in a medicine

  clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.

  2024-09-14 10:53

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  dongs in a medicine

  low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains

  2024-09-14 10:47

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  dongs in a medicine

  Side effects also include excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack

  2024-09-14 10:44

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  dongs in a medicine

  Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm

  2024-09-14 10:38

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  Oh shit

  Then you adopt a town kid and he is in your home and he brings on in and it just roams around your house until you kill it

  2024-08-20 00:39

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  Ass facts

  that's a beautiful realization

  2024-08-20 00:36

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  Good point

  01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 01010010 00111111

  2024-08-16 01:37

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  The joke write themselves

  Like LAPD detective, James Carter said to Chief Inspector Lee, "All you all look alike"

  2024-08-16 01:26

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  You guys will never get it

  A sick-ass panther

  2024-08-15 11:59

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  Rare items in video games

  You are not strong enough to carry full daedric armor... SHUT UP, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

  2024-08-15 11:50

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  Wholesome, Sam has a good family

  Hi, I'm Tom

  2024-08-15 11:37

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  Bu

  BURN THE WITCH

  2024-08-15 11:28

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  that's kinda odd

  Ha Ha Ha oh wait... that's not funny... sooo well, this is awkward

  2024-08-15 11:24

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  yeah we do. It's called osmosis

  My wife has been watching "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" I started watching with a clicker in my hand and tic every time they say the word "sex"... average 82 times an episode

  2024-08-15 11:23

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  Landlords work

  Landlords raise rent 40% because the government raised tax 40%, so unless the landlord wants to forfeit his residence to the government, he has to raise rent... KJP from the podium: it's the landlords fault

  2024-08-15 11:19

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  Glory Of The Anti-Furry.

  My son: Dad, their are two therians in my class... Me: WTF is a therian... My son: they are like furries but dumber... proud dad moment

  2024-08-15 11:06

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  You can tell this is not the first time

  forest... forest... JENNY!

  2024-08-15 10:38

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  Elon wrote "haters will say this is AI". They're right.

  

  2024-08-15 10:35

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  Agree or dissagree

  I'm a virgin... don't tell my wife and 3 kids I'm keep that a secret

  2024-08-15 10:15

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  That's disgusting

  Sloppy seconds, thrifty thirds, fetch fourths, f%&@ fiths, sticky sixth, sorly seventh, achy eiths, nasty ninth, ok just a dumpster

  2024-08-14 13:27

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  Straight to jail

  Oh, I wonder why we fought off the British... We could of had all this fun with them

  2024-08-14 13:16

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  Wouldn't you like to know

  But I thought genitals do not say you are a man or a woman... look who has come crawling back to reality

  2024-08-14 13:12

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  Seriously, don’t

  This site can't be reached... I even refreshed twice

  2024-08-14 13:06

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  Seriously, don’t

  I took the bullet... just a "this site can't be reached"... I even refreshed twice

  2024-08-14 13:06

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  gnarly

  You think we don't know that you know what we are looking at? We know you know, but we pretend you don't know what you know... you know

  2024-08-14 12:58

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  Witchcraft signs

  Annnd now I am making little wreaths

  2024-08-14 12:46

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  Leidenfrost effect

  Vapor barrier between his hand and the molten metal

  2024-08-14 12:38

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  How to hack an electronic road sign

  Yuuuup

  2024-08-14 12:12

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  Tom Holland, the new 007?

  I thought the same thing when they made Tom Cruise Jack Reacher

  2024-08-14 12:09

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  How to massage

  Yeah, give her ink poisoning... They will not check for that, and you get that insurance check

  2024-08-14 12:07

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  Remember Gary Webb

  Yes, he beat the hell out of himself, shot himself 9 times, and hung himself

  2024-08-14 12:05

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  He knew

  Yeah... what he said

  2024-08-14 12:02

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  yeah

  They got turned into red mist in nanoseconds

  2024-08-14 11:55

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  This is why it's hard for Canadians to find a job in Canada

  Canadians are like, "King Charles, can we keep Justin Trudeau, he will fix it"

  2024-08-14 11:54

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  Screenshots don't lie

  Very nice... how much?

  2024-08-14 11:48

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  1768 house, at frist looked like a Hobbit home

  Where in Tamriel is this place?

  2024-08-14 11:46

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  Wholesome, Sam has a good family

  Goonies never say die

  2024-08-14 11:44

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  Cool lifehack

  Take the brakes off... you do not really need them... just ask Mackenzie Shirilla

  2024-08-14 11:39

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  Good dude stopped the UK stabber

  Then Abdullah proceeds to get changed with 3 felony counts of assult... That poor blood covered knife welding guy he was just expressing himself - Eric Adams

  2024-08-14 11:34

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  Dongs on Oregon state.

  No officer, I did not do it for sexual gratification... Proceeds to go home.

  2024-08-14 11:27

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  If it was Willie Brown's cat, he would name it Kamala Haris

  2024-08-14 11:23

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  so anyways I started blasting

  Pew Pew Pew

  2024-08-14 11:18

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