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  Paranormal over pest control

  My house was absolutely infested when I bought it. There was literal piles of dead roaches behind everything. They whole house basically got stripped to the studs bc it was so bad. Never again.

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  phone diversity

  That was how my first phone was. It was a LG Xeon and it had multitasking and a slide out keyboard. Back before android was a thing. Then smartphones appeared and they removed multitasking in the new revisions.

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  No, my toaster does not need an app

  I don't want all the sensors and screens on my cars. I would rather have a simple vehicle that will last a very long time that's easy to work on.

  2026-07-17 19:34

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  Relatively Speaking

  Gotta put a ~ before the number ~37%

  2026-07-17 19:12

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  dongs in a parasite

  That's just after Taco Bell

  2026-07-17 11:04

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  That celebration ended way too fast

  I once had a college professor get arrested before class. Best teacher ever. No joke either. Probably learned more in his classes than any other.

  2026-07-16 22:55

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  Yahoo email has been loyal since day one

  I still rock a Hotmail as my primary email

  2026-07-16 22:51

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  YouTube Premium sued because sponsorships apparently coun...

  They should get into trouble for putting song lyrics behind a paywall. I don't know how it's illegal but it should be.

  2026-07-16 10:26

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  Don't take the stairs

  SCP-087

  2026-07-16 10:24

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  bee for the win again

  What... is your quest?

  2026-07-15 21:22

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  color died

  I got the blue OnePlus 8 Pro and I love it

  2026-07-15 10:19

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  Weekend factory reset

  They also say you get used to waking up early for work... I've been waking up at the same time for over a decade and absolutely have not gotten used to it.

  2026-07-15 10:16

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  ancient technology

  And it was in its own case because it was that important

  2026-07-15 10:13

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  Slide addiction confirmed

  I've never seen a gold sheltie that color. I've always seen tri and black + white

  2026-07-14 19:46

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  pi chaos

  The cosmological constant

  2026-07-14 10:22

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  pi chaos

  π=3.1730085801

  2026-07-14 10:21

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  Google found dead

  Hell I remember people saying to "Look it up"... Like in a book

  2026-07-14 10:18

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  Stay alert. This is a bipartisan effort. 2 cheeks of the ...

  FLOCK

  2026-07-14 10:16

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  Peak gaming chair

  I was going to do this once my current crappy desk chair dies. I plan on getting a SUV or minivan captains chair and even connect the heated seat.

  2026-07-14 10:15

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  Clown shot supremacy

  Meet the sniper

  2026-07-14 10:12

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  trust the basket

  We goin up

  2026-07-13 19:16

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  Wyd?

  Record stops* "You're probably wondering how I got in this situation, and honestly, I don't care"

  2026-07-13 16:48

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  camera down

  Would be fun to drill a couple holes in the post and fill them with gallium... Since they look like aluminum posts... Just let time do it for you.

  2026-07-10 15:52

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  camera down

  Ever seen Person of Interest? Like that only they don't care to save anyone.

  2026-07-10 15:46

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  Still driving it

  That's why I love my 98 Buick. Just enough electronics to be useful and reliable. EFI so no screwing with carbs. But so simple almost anyone can work on it.

  2026-07-10 15:45

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  Truck therapy

  It drives people nuts that my extended cab has 3 doors. Only one back door on the passengers side.

  2026-07-10 14:18

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  Gaming setup fought back

  "Are ya winning son?" Son charred on the floor still smoking:

  2026-07-10 12:10

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  no disc

  "BuT iT wOnT fiT On A dIsK Me who remembers installing windows 95 with 13 floppy disks

  2026-07-10 11:16

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  Old headlights won

  ... When I LED convert things I usually swap cars with someone to see if they're too bright and aimed correctly.

  2026-07-08 21:52

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  Old headlights won

  To add to that first one a bit: I hate improperly adjusted headlights. I put LEDs in my old Buick but I didn't get blue. They're about 4000k. So they're a nice medium white. I think a lot of the issue stems from oem lensing and color temp...

  2026-07-08 21:51

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  Lets go drop some rocks

  People I know and myself got through a hard time or two by shoving sticks into a campfire. Seems silly but it works.

  2026-07-08 19:09

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  based Virginia man

  I would rather have my car stolen than allow corporate cameras to sell my daily routine to governments and/or the highest bidder.

  2026-07-08 19:07

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  Tip fatigue

  If I'm leaving a tip, it's for damn sure going to be cash. I don't trust businesses to actually give their employees the actual full tip amount without taking a cut.

  2026-07-08 16:12

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  Idioms completed

  Fucks: Freshly stocked

  2026-07-08 16:09

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  Color TV lore

  Australia gets me every time

  2026-07-07 10:14

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  Phone says no

  Or LineageOS

  2026-07-06 19:31

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  Cut the flockers down

  High powered lasers

  2026-07-06 00:12

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  fair trade

  I would absolutely buy an LS1 for $230 and chicken nuggets

  2026-07-02 18:51

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  classical music is fun

  Commenting to look this guy up later

  2026-07-02 11:36

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  Just consume

  I play old games on pc pretty much exclusively. I can't stand modern games. Oh, you want the rest of the game? That'll be $39.99. Were sorry the release is full of bugs. We'll fix them with a 60gb mandatory update.

  2026-07-02 11:33

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  Sony what have you done

  I can't wait for people to write an emulator for the next Gen console within days of release and rip all the digital games.

  2026-07-02 11:31

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  Big cheese wins

  THEY'RE IN MY HEAD

  2026-07-02 11:30

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  Never celebrate early

  NEVER go to the bathroom in a dream. That's a dangerous game to play.

  2026-07-02 11:29

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  Offline GPT unlocked

  Local man discovers thinking

  2026-07-02 11:28

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  God forbid

  I personally believe that's how most should be. Voting a straight red or blue ticket should not be normal. Just my opinion

  2026-07-02 11:24

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  Why are we paying for our own surveillance?

  I want to know the temperature of the house of the person that wrote that

  2026-07-02 10:08

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  average class

  A teacher that brags about how hard their class is and says few pass is a really bad teacher. A good teacher can make a difficult subject seem easy.

  2026-07-01 23:23

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  rails melted

  Probably not the rails. More than likely it's the grade of asphalt they're using isn't rated for those temperatures and the tar is reflowing.

  2026-06-29 10:31

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  Real friendship

  To share accounts and get around the anti-account sharing, create an email and share that email along with the normal login. Then the one time pw goes to that email.

  2026-06-25 16:34

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  I know nobody will care and just ridicule me. But f*ck Me...

  Does using colons bypass the check?

  2026-06-24 17:03

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  great idea

  That's all I see it as. It's just another tool, not a solution to everything. It has its place, weak, and strong points.

  2026-06-23 10:09

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  Hold my Wallet

  Apparently it's some king that lived in the late 1200s. Mansa Musa

  2026-06-22 23:27

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  AI wins again

  All of my interactions with LLM's is pretty much SpongeBob teaching Patrick how to open a jar.

  2026-06-22 11:16

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  wallet pain

  You'd think that only RAM and GPUs would be up. But apparently spinning media decided they needed to have a shortage too.

  2026-06-19 15:18

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  wallet pain

  ... I'm afraid of what the cost would be to replace them. That and they already have several years of spinning.

  2026-06-19 11:55

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  wallet pain

  Yeah, mine are in my NAS and have been spinning pretty much nonstop since day 1. Apparently that's fine for server grade drives like wd red. Definitely wouldn't recommend building a NAS right now. I may be able to get 10tb dell server drives from work but.

  2026-06-19 11:53

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  wallet pain

  I got 3 WD Red 6tb drives a few years ago for about 140ea. Now a single drive is almost $300. I'm just praying one doesn't fail soon. They've been spun up for 4 years straight. No errors yet.

  2026-06-19 09:19

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  still alive

  

  2026-06-17 15:46

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  Paternity denied

  I don't really like any mustang, but the mach-e is a disgrace.

  2026-06-17 10:11

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  It's like "owning" land in America that can be taken away...

  I remember when they first did that back in windows 8. If I remember their excuse was that you may be using a work computer or someone else's. So then it's not "My Computer". Always hated "This PC"

  2026-06-15 20:07

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  Missing fake memories

  My local roller skating ring is now a furniture store. The back wall still has the mural on it. They just blocked it off with another wall and made the area between storage.

  2026-06-15 10:44

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  Cinema

  He probably did that so he could get back to whenever they service them to properly tighten it.

  2026-06-15 10:04

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  windows 8 master race

  Probably because 8 was intended for use on tablets with lower specs. They probably striped out a lot of the nonsense that made older versions slower.

  2026-06-12 15:20

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  Narrator disagreed

  Had to hurt for a while

  2026-06-12 15:15

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  Cinema

  That's quite literally what happens. I've been running equipment since I could reach the pedals. I am not the best in the world but the machine does become an extension of you. You know where the machine is without seeing it.

  2026-06-12 15:12

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  Same ugly SUV

  That's why all my vehicles are legally considered "classic"

  2026-06-12 10:03

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  Now remove it

  It just says "This comment has been deleted" half the time

  2026-06-11 14:15

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  Now remove it

  It's another tool in the toolbox. Nothing more. It's not a magic fix all solution to everything. Not different than the Internet, Google, smart phones, etc. It will change things, but it has its place.

  2026-06-11 14:15

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  Risk accepted

  Id like to try a paramotor. Seems reasonably safe. Just strap a giant 2 stroke fan to your back with a parachute. If the motor fails you just glide down.

  2026-06-11 10:13

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  They walk among us

  You're less intelligent than 91% of people

  2026-06-10 18:06

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  shawarma crisis

  "Are you looking for solutions or just venting?"

  2026-06-10 14:42

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  They said discrete shipping

  Dick, take a look out of starboard. Oh my God it looks like a huge -

  2026-06-10 10:00

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  The dumb club is too full

  No, I don't believe it's 100% valid. That and it's been several years now.

  2026-06-09 22:18

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  still alive

  I.... Have doubts

  2026-06-09 19:13

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  Who's cutting onions

  Any time I get a puppy, I know the day will come. But man, I don't wanna. Such is life though.

  2026-06-09 19:11

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  Fact checked instantly

  Idk, the front of my car the other day looked like I had went through mud. It was an absolute ton of gnats

  2026-06-09 19:09

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  Future looked cooler

  I've always wanted the circle desk from parks and rec. I'd have it lined with screens all around.

  2026-06-09 13:19

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  The dumb club is too full

  I took an IQ test a while back and got around 130. But man I doubt myself all the time. I've heard it's normal to doubt your own ability and that increases with intelligence. But I also doubt that.

  2026-06-09 13:16

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  Parry this

  If I ever figure out how to get remote access into other cars, the only thing I will do is turn on people's blinkers for them and not let them turn them off.

  2026-06-08 16:40

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  Backrooms origins

  That actually makes a lot of sense. As a kid I remember going to several malls that closed shortly after. There was almost nobody there and next to no vendors.

  2026-06-08 16:37

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  Mom approved

  I have a picture of my golden retriever covered in snow, with two cats asleep on top of him.

  2026-06-08 16:26

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  I'll take smoke inhalation for 100, Alex

  You're supposed to flush so it pulls in fresh air from the vents

  2026-06-08 12:16

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  Doesn't mean I'm a boomer.

  Tried that with a friends newer Toyota (one of the last manual Toyota trucks). It would not fire no matter what we did. Ended up having to jump it. For some reason they thought preventing pop starting was a good thing.

  2026-06-07 17:24

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  The wheels on the bus....

  A lot of the small buses have LS's. I know someone who has a 6.2L bus that they plan on putting a fat cam in.

  2026-06-05 14:11

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  Wizard code violation

  I reflect that spell onto you or a loved one

  2026-06-05 14:01

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  wifi poetry

  My phone hotspot is called "Hidden Network"

  2026-06-05 13:58

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  fake wound

  Any hunter would shoot again to prevent the animal from suffering. So the red marking may do the opposite

  2026-06-05 13:52

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  First flight ever

  It's pretty much useless anyway. I made it a mission to take a knife with me on every flight. I had one shaped like a key that they never found. I also got a utility knife through multiple times. I was never actively hiding them.

  2026-06-04 15:46

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  Give them a Pass for patience a D for dumb

  They'll probably go inside to yell at the manager for the slow service

  2026-06-04 15:43

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  Japan stays winning

  It also may be able to tell the difference. An earthquake probably has a unique pattern the accelerometer can recognize and tell if it's real or just someone kicking the shit out of it.

  2026-06-04 10:30

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  Still buffering

  Me still lagging in online games

  2026-06-04 10:28

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  Where'd it go

  Took me like 5 watches but I see when he slips the orange in

  2026-06-03 20:12

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  hat guy

  Edit: He was mostly uninjured. Didn't notice that freaking typo Completely changes the story

  2026-06-03 20:01

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  Bluetooth friend

  Me asking a random couple of guys who their talking to and then walking away.

  2026-06-03 17:25

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  Watch that direction for the four frogs of the apocalypse

  Me when copying and pasting in blender

  2026-06-03 17:01

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  hat guy

  Never mentioned it before bc I never thought about it: One helped a guy out of a rolled car on my road late at night. Then asked if he wanted me to disconnect the battery to shut up the horn while he waited for help. He was mostly injured.

  2026-06-03 14:11

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  Nobody expects a part 2

  This is the kind of content the Internet is make for

  2026-06-03 10:31

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  future security

  My trusty pocket sized emp generator

  2026-06-03 10:29

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  Sleep tight

  I intend on building one like this. I know a guy that owns a salvage yard so sourcing a car is the easy part. I intend on developing they system myself rather than using off the shelf solutions.

  2026-06-02 17:42

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  Duck assisted crash

  I honestly don't know. I had one bc it was a highschool joke from over a decade ago. We used to hide them in people's cars without them noticing. Glad Jeeps managed to ruin that for me.

  2026-06-02 17:37

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