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  Marriage rare drop

  Yeah, these are two different species

  3h

  +2
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  The most common answer given to Brandon Gill

  "Not my are area of expertise, but I do be making laws about it"

  7h

  -1
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  Couldn't see that coming

  Going through this shit right now

  7h

  +1
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  Poor delivery guy

  If 20 inidians can fit a single family home, 30k chinamen can fit in a 5000-apartment building.

  1j

  +3
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  Idioms completed

  *lays dead*: found out

  1j

  0
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  Husband eyes

  Because his :wife: is either a :donkey: or a :6 y.o: (:eat :dick: memedroid)

  1j

  +1
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  potato mode

  Second meme in a row about sweet potatoes

  1j

  0
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  Here you go my aviation autists.

  Thanks, I'll tell all the boys they can't use plane nicknames for shits and giggles purposes. Appropriation or something, amirite?

  1j

  +2
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  Tiny cabin dreams

  Where ticks?

  1j

  -1
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  Here you go my aviation autists.

  Hog and lightning, very very frightening

  1j

  +5
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  Fax the samurai

  Wow, I never thought about it

  1j

  0
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  Easy money

  What if your house is surrounded by the rap people and you'll have to go full Van Gogh to honor the contract?

  2026-07-07 10:45

  +2
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  Meow

  "Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become a carrot. It's 24 carrot comedy!"

  2026-07-05 14:54

  0
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  Meow

  And that's why your nose looks like that in pfp

  2026-07-05 14:52

  +2
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  It’s getting to the center that adds weight

  Mmm..free fat

  2026-07-05 14:50

  +2
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  250

  Imperial whore Decimal system is superior I also refuse to believe French came up with it, because it makes it gay, yes.

  2026-07-05 14:48

  0
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  Happy 4th of july

  It is resistance but british

  2026-07-05 14:39

  +1
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  Intermission please

  Learned that later, thanks for telling though. I kinda didn't feel the urge

  2026-07-04 18:28

  0
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  mmm… string cheese

  Hey now, you're stretching it

  2026-07-04 01:11

  +1
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  Intermission please

  I once held my pee for 11 hours on the flight

  2026-07-03 16:16

  +1
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  ownership gone

  Tired of this non-issue whining. Disagree with the publisher - don't buy their shit. No one's forcing you.

  2026-07-03 16:14

  +4
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  Skill issue

  But what about dirt cookies, braids and bashing home depot bucket with sticks?

  2026-07-03 16:04

  +1
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  3 AM soundtrack

  No one my ass I do crack at 3 am

  2026-07-03 14:35

  +3
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  Dream job

  This chicken sounds just like trying to put lipstick on someone explaining your job is to test makeup

  2026-07-03 11:49

  +10
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  Career hunger

  The fuck did you censor "job" for? Is it because it's offensive to black people?

  2026-07-02 16:12

  0
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  a player indeed

  "Which one of you had bigger tits?"

  2026-07-02 16:02

  +5
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  Scam

  While I 100% agree on this point, some chems really don't need to be there. Went to buy kids ibuprofen: one with a dye was priced $12, the same brand without dye and big "no coloring" slogan - $17

  2026-07-02 10:57

  +1
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  old but good

  I googled. Yes

  2026-07-02 10:48

  +4
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  Three days

  I call it diabeescuits

  2026-07-01 17:32

  +4
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  horse forever

  Turns out you can see it from a couple of hills

  2026-07-01 13:58

  +8
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  horse forever

  Honsense

  2026-07-01 11:50

  +8
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  horse forever

  Begs a question why then? Was there a high place nearby where you could oversee this 3000 years ago? Or was it just - it's a horse, trust me bro?

  2026-07-01 11:47

  +11
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  Dongs on AC

  Yes, let's reject everyone unless they're aligned with us 100%

  2026-06-30 12:25

  +3
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  Peak technology

  White people % is decreasing. Brown war is coming sooner or later.

  2026-06-30 12:18

  +6
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  Dad strength unlocked

  

  2026-06-29 16:17

  +3
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  plastic soup

  Ah, the proper Asians

  2026-06-29 16:16

  +3
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  one more

  

  2026-06-29 16:13

  +2
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  one more

  Bought 3 this weekend and I will definitely play at least one by 2030

  2026-06-29 16:08

  +4
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  Finally my city

  Microsoft flight simulator and X-Plane have it

  2026-06-29 16:06

  +2
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  Reflecting Pool For The Win

  Let me prove to you I'm not racist. What race are you?

  2026-06-28 17:58

  +3
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  RedAlertRiot = Riot4AOC

  Enough guesses. We need answers

  2026-06-28 15:11

  +18
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  Celebrity meme tropes

  You can hold bud light the most manly way possible and it would still be gay beer.

  2026-06-28 13:18

  +3
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  family dinner

  My opinion depends on whether he is using the toilet or just sits on the lid

  2026-06-25 18:24

  +1
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  banana ride

  The don't look like Montana police

  2026-06-25 17:46

  +1
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  Different angle

  When they combine 8 with 8 they get obesity.

  2026-06-25 15:37

  +2
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  Main character

  It works but you have to be very close and it is illegal in many countries (US too)

  2026-06-25 13:52

  +4
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  Touch The Nose?

  The forbidden boop

  2026-06-25 00:18

  0
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  road test

  My front tire started sliding on a perfectly warm and dry asphalt during a slightly more aggressive turn Laid some square bricks from my ass, but managed not to fall. It's a 23 year old Fz1 though

  2026-06-23 18:10

  +1
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  first shift

  In China you either work or go to wok

  2026-06-23 15:54

  +1
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  ten years

  In my case I'm retarded

  2026-06-23 12:48

  +1
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  road test

  How much is the fish?

  2026-06-23 11:53

  0
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  Dad of the year

  Better yet show him tutorials on how people build PCs in minecraft

  2026-06-23 09:55

  +6
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  Dad of the year

  Cool and all. But we're building it together and if I decide he needs to save up on parts himself I'm not breaking that vow

  2026-06-23 09:52

  +19
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  Future criminal mastermind

  The longer you carry it around the more realistic the puke is going to be.

  2026-06-22 14:25

  +11
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  ten years

  One girl was telling she saw me in her dreams and we were having sex. I only realized 4 years later

  2026-06-22 14:20

  +2
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  Pathetic

  Oh shit, you've shown me. I guess man=women, the meme guy does not have a nazi tattoo, biden is as sharp as a tack and black is white. Sweet relief of feeling so... retarded

  2026-06-21 16:42

  0
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  Pathetic

  Sure, yeah, another guy must be liking your shitposts exactly one minute later, gtfo

  2026-06-21 15:41

  0
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  Pathetic

  You use two accounts to give dislikes, what a pathetic life

  2026-06-21 14:20

  0
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  Pathetic

  What a bunch of cnn brain rot

  2026-06-21 14:11

  0
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  Pathetic

  One can't explain a difference between a man and a woman to your kind, why would I waste time? You're right here defending a literal nazi ffs

  2026-06-21 09:03

  +1
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  Pathetic

  I give you 4 kamalas for this retarded comment

  2026-06-20 18:25

  +1
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  Emphasis on 'duper'

  It means kaboom material, Rico.

  2026-06-20 18:06

  +2
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  We were right, again.

  You muffin headed pacifist! :Cut: his vocal cords and :feed: him to horse flies

  2026-06-20 12:55

  +7
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  Country homes take me roads, to the belong I placed, west...

  A leftie would argue "duh it's a spear, not a fully assault ak-57, and the king is no other than Trump himself "

  2026-06-20 10:49

  +8
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  That sounds racist to me

  His own smoke detector. But that's a sketch, although reflecting reality with some of these race obssessors.

  2026-06-19 22:22

  +20
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  Dad marketing

  Who cares. Ain't tlooking for praise, just doing my job.

  2026-06-18 23:53

  +2
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  respawn queen

  Doing number 2 rn

  2026-06-18 23:49

  +1
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  worth it

  Jam ba-lam

  2026-06-18 23:47

  +2
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  Bamboo our greatest ally

  I did yo mama *derp derp derp*

  2026-06-18 23:45

  +4
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  soap discourse

  Agree, expect for cheap walmart coffee (there's a middle ground)

  2026-06-18 20:12

  +1
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  told ya

  Missed opportunity to walk on the side of the ship to the pier, Jack Sparrow way. Go do it again

  2026-06-17 14:23

  +6
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  She actually listened

  *laugh haughtily in nvidia*

  2026-06-17 10:32

  -1
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  Wizard punctuality

  Just found out Gandalf is gay antitrumper

  2026-06-16 17:24

  0
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  juneteenth 2026

  The fucking Google calendar shows it, with no possibility to turn this shitstain off.

  2026-06-16 14:14

  +4
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  genie in a bottle

  He's going to fulfill a wish alright. Not yours though

  2026-06-15 23:44

  +1
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  America isn't perfect, but it's the best out there

  That sounds like a complaint to me, mate

  2026-06-15 11:11

  +1
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  One more rhuhepnol and that apes getting railed.

  I think it was never about the race but the culture

  2026-06-14 12:04

  +7
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  Fun toy

  This thing spends more time in the air so this is an fpv drone

  2026-06-13 15:29

  +3
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  Fun toy

  One time I was in a dirt jump bike park, mid air on a bike and a similar fucktard car just jumped out of nowhere from the side, flying just above my head. I was both angry and super excited because it was cool af.

  2026-06-13 15:26

  +1
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  Oh no

  Fooken ai slop

  2026-06-13 15:23

  +6
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  Easy mode activated. Maybe the old ways were better

  I was wondering how so many of them drive white Mercedes cars

  2026-06-13 15:21

  +9
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  Easy mode activated. Maybe the old ways were better

  Getting paid and bringing home goods

  2026-06-13 15:20

  +9
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  Whenever my wife accidentally makes a loud sound, I just ...

  You can pursue the truth without being a dick about it (hard but doable). Apologizing while being in the right just gets you deeper into the mess.

  2026-06-13 11:41

  +7
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  Humiliation +100

  A gerbil

  2026-06-13 11:24

  +6
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  rare ride

  You're wrong. 911 is when they kamikazed Hiroshima with Crusaders and Kim Chen Dung

  2026-06-13 00:19

  0
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  Same ugly SUV

  The high headlights on these Cadillacs making me want to commit an act of vandalism

  2026-06-12 10:53

  +8
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  rare ride

  *eurobeat intensifies*

  2026-06-12 10:49

  +6
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  Thank coinbench for protecting me with all your might

  Wait Are they really suing people in the US now? :jewniggerfaggots:

  2026-06-11 23:45

  +6
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  medieval dude is here with us today

  I'm going to read it again just out of spite

  2026-06-11 23:20

  +2
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  Bro will never know

  Wuss. We fight for our favorite snacks. Both grew up with siblings

  2026-06-11 21:51

  +1
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  Mostly peaceful

  Just this morning I was googling what kind of swords they had during the crusades

  2026-06-11 21:49

  +4
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  Premium sky unlocked

  Discounted monthly subscription to watch an ass farting, plus free access to all previous seasons. Good bargain.

  2026-06-11 14:27

  0
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  Laptop purchase energy

  Not even a laptop is enough, I need at least two full sized monitors hooked to a PC

  2026-06-10 14:33

  +3
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  RPG red flag

  Was just thinking of trying out WoW after 20 years. PS. CoD is gay. Battlefield ftw

  2026-06-10 14:22

  +5
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  ai

  Small people need high heels

  2026-06-10 14:03

  +2
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  College moment

  That's unrial

  2026-06-09 16:24

  +2
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  broccoli cut

  He's building a meat dragon

  2026-06-08 20:59

  +1
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  bring back

  Do crusade stories (not on Netflix).

  2026-06-08 20:56

  +3
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  core memory

  Beethoven spinning in his grave as my socks done spinning in the dryer.

  2026-06-08 17:16

  +3
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  sam altman quote

  AI is not intelligent. Chances are it will never be.

  2026-06-08 15:50

  +4