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  Customer service jumpscare

  That's the same look I give my wife when she asks me to go shopping with her...

  2026-09-11 07:56

  +1
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  Relatable

  That's the whole idea of "time off"...to spend time doing nothing

  2026-09-11 07:54

  +8
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  Fg

  Theyre all BSC...

  2026-09-10 14:37

  0
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  Traitors

  I hope it doesn't, only for the innocent lives that will be lost, but it will, just a matter of time...

  2026-09-10 14:33

  +2
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  wtf?

  Niovicecity

  2026-09-08 14:36

  0
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  Nice

  Nice

  2026-09-08 14:24

  +1
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  Ghoul

  It's never too much

  2026-09-07 09:53

  +10
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  Never give up on drems

  'Slack Vest' or "slave" for short

  2026-09-07 09:51

  +1
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  dongs in a search

  Cocaine stores near me

  2026-09-05 05:02

  +1
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  Had the heart to go balls to the wall

  That's a grand sack

  2026-09-04 20:30

  +1
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  Seat belt logic

  Tell the cop that your vehicle identifies as a motorcycle

  2026-09-04 09:39

  +3
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  Childhood lied again

  Especially after that one episode of Gilligans Island

  2026-09-04 09:38

  +2
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  Japan fixes it fancy

  

  2026-09-04 09:37

  +1
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  Road got vocals

  Now do "Raining Blood"!

  2026-09-04 09:34

  +5
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  Mom ruined his discovery

  When she walked into her half black sons room....

  2026-09-04 09:31

  +4
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  Best Way to Enjoy the View

  

  2026-09-04 09:27

  0
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  Lmao

  *Her

  2026-09-04 09:26

  +5
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  Remember when everything wasn't a lie? Yeah, me neither.

  "Sensitive Marinara" our fucking sauce is Sensitive now???!!! WTF?!!! P.S. make your own sauce, its cheaper and not at all as difficult as you might think!

  2026-09-04 09:23

  +1
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  Lol

  My ex got the house, a Lexus, a check for 40k, and half of my retirement, and she was a stay at home mom...this is why the ID channel exists.

  2026-09-04 09:14

  0
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  Disney rumor speedrun

  White males

  2026-09-01 04:57

  -6
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  This $88 shirt makes AI cameras question reality

  How come I can see him then?

  2026-09-01 04:55

  +5
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  Police shoot baby pet donkey during missing person search

  Dumbass

  2026-09-01 04:53

  +1
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  pro gamer move

  I squat, both feet on the rim, like a gargoyle

  2026-08-31 14:24

  +3
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  Wait a minute

  I used to live in Madera when it was still a nice town...its a shit hole now!

  2026-08-29 20:54

  +1
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  Lizard People I bet

  When I drop a big one and the toilet paper comes up clean!

  2026-08-29 20:52

  0
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  Just enough pasta

  3.5 grams not hungry at all

  2026-08-28 08:10

  0
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  They fixed the old floor by committing a design crime

  They changed out an old, cool looking, wood floor for a new, dark, bland looking wood floor?

  2026-08-28 08:07

  +25
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  Built different

  Well yeah Fred you gay fuck! That's literally what he said!

  2026-08-28 08:02

  +14
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  London kid unlocked dog-powered transportation in the 1930s

  

  2026-08-28 08:01

  +2
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  dennys

  well played

  2026-08-27 10:58

  +3
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  Japan tried the honor system and 24,000 people actually paid

  Those 24000 heard about FLOK cameras

  2026-08-25 10:50

  +3
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  menu supremacy

  Cheap coke

  2026-08-25 10:48

  +4
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  Priorities are perfectly fine

  Shitting the bed

  2026-08-20 08:40

  +11
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  stay dangerous

  Stay Golden

  2026-08-20 08:32

  +3
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  Bro forgot the plane mic was still on

  Exactly

  2026-08-19 08:45

  +1
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  Christian Bale quietly built a foster care village

  I think its a great idea but I also think it will be a drug ridden ghetto in 10 years...

  2026-08-18 10:10

  +2
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  Bro chose honesty

  Could have been easily summed up in one sentence..."she's not a cunt like you!"

  2026-08-18 10:06

  +5
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  Missing woman search complicated by heavily edited profil...

  I love a good torta

  2026-08-18 10:01

  +2
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  Missing woman search complicated by heavily edited profil...

  

  2026-08-18 10:01

  +3
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  Pigeons have better manners

  I would never shit on a random pigeon

  2026-08-18 09:57

  +2
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  Jeep ducks vs the first summer heat wave

  Jeep blob

  2026-08-18 09:56

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  Bro forgot the plane mic was still on

  Hes gonna kiss her on her lips

  2026-08-18 09:55

  +3
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  always watching

  What man drives with both hands on the wheel?!

  2026-08-17 14:44

  +2
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  insurance nightmare

  Caller: a cow hit my car 911: you hit a cow?... Caller: no, a cow hit my car!

  2026-08-17 14:38

  +4
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  Early errands supremacy

  If im not at Costco when the doors open, im not going in...

  2026-08-17 14:33

  +2
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  mamma mia

  i keep finding crystal in my room

  2026-08-16 09:17

  +1
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  Dammit, Jim. I'm not the SCPA.

  Nein Nein Nein!!!!

  2026-08-16 09:13

  +4
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  Give him his flowers

  Fpider Man

  2026-08-16 09:03

  +2
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  Poop emoji saved cinema

  Kinda like Dinklage turning down the role of a dwarf....a role he was literally born to play!

  2026-08-14 15:58

  +8
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  Stanford genius moment

  Q: If you have a 180 IQ and youre at Stanford, tell me the definition of a woman! A: um well anyone who identi......

  2026-08-14 11:22

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  Poop emoji saved cinema

  So he got a shit acting offer and quit?

  2026-08-14 11:17

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  it's coming

  Your mom got the flu from me for that one swallow

  2026-08-14 11:14

  -4
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  divorce speedrun

  And overnight the Black, male population of Kentucky dropped to a historic low!

  2026-08-14 11:10

  +12
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  Bro definitely did not volunteer for those tricks

  The other way is to run them through a narrow chute and zap their lower legs with a hot shot...it happens in Mexico...or at least it used to

  2026-08-14 11:07

  -4
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  Jobs used to work

  My buddy was an appliance salesman at Sears for a long time and it paid his way through dental school...a new car, he bought a house with his brother, great time to be alive!

  2026-08-14 11:05

  +7
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  Dey a relly ar mon

  Im sure the phone was given to him by Google to promote it...if Dollar General made a phone and asked me to promote it, id wear it on a fucking chain around my neck!

  2026-08-14 10:54

  +2
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  Fire-breathing bear has entered the boss fight

  The hottest chip challenge is really getting popular

  2026-08-13 16:05

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  gorilla deal

  Bout time we threw out the 13th amendment! We're back in business boys!

  2026-08-12 08:57

  +1
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  Titanic night ruined

  So James Cameron could make a movie

  2026-08-11 20:49

  +4
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  Titanic night ruined

  Watch the classic "A Night To Remember" its better in my opinion, and they get into way more detail on all the ships in the area!

  2026-08-11 20:48

  +2
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  title

  Spit on it

  2026-08-11 08:20

  +2
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  US offers Colombia $1 billion as new president takes office

  I sure hop the quality of cocaine doesn't suffer under this new guy

  2026-08-11 08:17

  +1
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  Sundress No Panties

  

  2026-08-11 08:14

  +3
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  Fuel companies hate this guy

  And all of a sudden he was never heard from again...

  2026-08-11 08:12

  +14
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  Not my problem today

  The first word says it all... "Man"

  2026-08-11 08:10

  +2
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  workplace crimes

  Maybe they're injecting them with more jelly...

  2026-08-11 08:07

  +1
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  Shrinkflation caught in 4K

  Maybe someone at M&M/Mars is telling us all that we're fat fucks and we really don't need a huge candy bar

  2026-08-11 07:57

  +5
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  Straight to therapy

  Facebook, X, Instagram, tiktok...

  2026-08-06 08:21

  +7
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  Ruining a friendship over the most mid crush imaginable

  I was so happy when that cunt got killed off TWD

  2026-08-06 08:16

  +4
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  Worked her tits off for the oddyssey.

  That thing isnt human, its an abomination

  2026-08-05 08:41

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  Ooooooof

  Is "fat girls and blow" an option?

  2026-08-05 08:32

  +2
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  All the leaves are brown...

  All the other runners ate Indian street food last night...

  2026-08-05 08:31

  +8
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  "Oh, I like that even more." Let's see if we can get her...

  I love your eyes

  2026-08-05 08:30

  +5
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  priorities

  I married the chubby girl frome the gym

  2026-08-05 08:27

  +5
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  hard choice

  

  2026-08-05 08:25

  +2
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  still lost

  Now go get your fucking shine box!

  2026-08-05 08:21

  +6
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  Local pizza wins because someone actually cares

  Always buy local whenever possible! Unless you're high on a Tuesday night and nothing else is open

  2026-08-05 08:04

  +8
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  Men sleeping in the cave setup again

  So I can out Baby in the corner where she fucking belongs

  2026-08-05 08:02

  +2
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  Worked her tits off for the oddyssey.

  "Its nipples"

  2026-08-04 08:39

  +3
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  let him cook

  Pretty sure I can take him out with my "A Salt Gun"

  2026-08-04 08:36

  +8
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  found something

  The Holy Grail of tshirts

  2026-08-04 08:32

  +4
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  peak Italy

  I'd eat her and fuck the cheese

  2026-08-04 08:13

  +12
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  The music makes the video

  My ex wife's vagina must be down there somewhere

  2026-08-03 11:38

  +4
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  Being left out actually slaps as an adult

  Adults playing with your penis

  2026-08-03 11:30

  +4
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  Worked her tits off for the oddyssey.

  Ab implants

  2026-08-02 11:23

  +8
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  Can't unlearn that

  My birthday is exactly 9 months after my oldest brother's birthday

  2026-07-31 20:21

  +1
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  Bro code

  Probably messaging you with the taste of a load of baby batter from some other man still in her whore mouth

  2026-07-31 20:18

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  POV your big brother just spawned

  Fuck her

  2026-07-30 17:15

  +5
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  every time

  Its because you're fat

  2026-07-30 17:13

  +2
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  Gigachad CEO

  Atta boy Bob!

  2026-07-30 17:11

  +1
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  Dog mindset

  Shit outside wherever you want

  2026-07-30 17:09

  +1
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  Future looks great

  I miss my Sega and tecmo bowl

  2026-07-30 17:04

  +1
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  Making memes is my passion

  That's how I look right back at her.

  2026-07-29 14:37

  +13
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  good comment

  Dude on the right looks like a modern day Austin Powers

  2026-07-29 11:22

  +8
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  Sleep DLC missing

  Sleep is overrated....its made up by mattress companies

  2026-07-29 11:20

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  understandable

  Put a white hood on the old man

  2026-07-29 11:19

  +4
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  Wellness budget well spent

  Fattening up the goats for the slaughter

  2026-07-29 11:13

  +6
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  it's him

  Your girlfriend just got railed and she immediately felt guilty so she texted you, probably with a load still in her

  2026-07-28 07:54

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  Save Steve

  The grocery store in my little town must've done the same thing with Chi Chi's tortilla chips, saw a display in the freezer section yesterday! Theyre everywhere!

  2026-07-28 07:53

  0
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  Night shift forever

  I worked graveyard shift for a lot of years, loved it!...especially after work, drinking beers early morning, people looking at you like youre an alcoholic...good times

  2026-07-28 07:47

  +5