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  Define Aura

  Please tell me what it said I couldn't read it. It was to blurry

  3h

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  dongs in a factory

  Daylight come and me wan go home

  2026-06-01 18:19

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  milk lore

  But some people are cows

  2026-06-01 16:00

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  Lizard

  is anything stopping you from going out in the streets and doing that?

  2026-06-01 15:58

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  Tat

  Wait you can see Googogamel as well? Oh thank goodness for a moment I thought I was crazy

  2026-06-01 15:56

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  Teacher clears

  CPS came to a black family one day for wellness check and ask the mother oh how many kids do you have and she replied oh I have 8 boys. The social worker asked her oh that's amazing well what are their names. She responded with Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone. He said oh well that must be confusing how can you tell them apart she said by their last names

  2026-06-01 15:55

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  Instant character development

  Must have been a nice dad. I would have ended in a wooden box in the ground

  2026-05-29 15:50

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  Nuclear revenge

  Her high school is in her living room

  2026-05-29 15:48

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  Slinky technology

  Okay if you aren't going to feed birds that way sprinkle some spicy pepper powder or chili powder. It doesn't affect birds ,cuz birds (and reptiles)are not affected by capsaicin which chemical peppers and chilies have that make it spicy to mammals as well as insects.

  2026-05-29 15:47

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  Slinky technology

  A fallout connoisseur wanting the squirrel bits

  2026-05-29 15:46

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  I think they should become a spirit

  Just go to them.us the stories on there are actual things these things have done. This story is from there. if anything this is mental health awareness because of were all the mentality unwell people go

  2026-05-29 15:43

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  Feminism

  My mother says that the whole women's work movement was designed to keep a divide between the upper and middle class by making women encouraged to go into the workforce at a lower pay this made men who were working the same field have to accept a much shorter pay and they were then allowed to increase the rate of living as well as goods to quote unquote encourage women empowerment and that the reason the world is so f is because it went on for so long that at this point it's actually a dystopia

  2026-05-29 15:40

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  Some nice haldol sliders really relaxed you

  Sorry I ate like 5 sliders before

  2026-05-29 01:18

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  At my age I sink 4 ships in a single go.

  

  2026-05-28 17:07

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  2 hymies 1 cup

  

  2026-05-28 10:29

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  2 hymies 1 cup

  Yeah doing a dry rub is not thoughtful at all. Atleast next time you could at least spit on it first

  2026-05-28 08:09

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  Friendly reminder

  There will always be corrupt people dining themselves into positions of power and abusing the system. But that's what partly defines a good vs bad union

  2026-05-28 07:11

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  Become ungovernable

  14/10 give treats

  2026-05-28 06:41

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  Friendly reminder

  If it wasn't for unions we wouldn't have such things as PTO/sick leave, OSHA, and still have a child labor force loosing finger to machines in the dark now if you excuse me I see a red dot

  2026-05-28 06:33

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  2 hymies 1 cup

  I told you we ain't gooners. We ain't edging

  2026-05-28 04:30

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  Boom, Headshot

  They have it and still can't win :

  2026-05-28 04:27

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  Morning customer

  wake up. Go for a walk. Lay down in the sun. Stop by the store. Get loving and snacks from hooman. Go to my first house for breakfast. Take a nap. Go to my second house for lunch. Take another nap. See some birds debate on chasing them. But deside time for a catnap. Wake up have first dinner at my third house. Go for a walk Fight another cat in my territory. Have second dinner. Watch the sun set. Find a box and sleep

  2026-05-27 09:49

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  He stole the C

  Ruthless

  2026-05-27 09:45

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  Snack time

  The cheese are from all the Cheeto dust

  2026-05-25 20:06

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  How did the phone that recorded this survive the explosion??

  At title is a Nokia phone

  2026-05-25 20:04

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  Gun fight

  This is one of the few examples where Charlie was actually smart about something

  2026-05-25 20:03

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  Why should I be held accountable for my own actions?

  On today's episode of things that will never happen

  2026-05-25 20:03

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  Purple Amish Day at Walmart

  Honestly they're going to help me build a structure like a house I will gladly be their taxi service for a month. And they would probably have it raised and ready within like 2 days

  2026-05-25 20:02

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  Dog

  he's really a son of a bitch

  2026-05-25 20:01

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  Who the hell is gonna bring a fountain and a swarm of drones

  Who would have a megasoreass

  2026-05-24 07:08

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  Who the hell is gonna bring a fountain and a swarm of drones

  What do you mean I see megasoreasses all the time

  2026-05-24 03:05

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  That's exactly how it feels

  I don't remember it being that gay

  2026-05-24 03:04

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  prankless harm

  Mofos allergic to peanuts when I throw a brick at them

  2026-05-24 03:03

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  Next Up - Terminators!

  It took about an extra 20 years but yeah

  2026-05-24 02:53

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  Tat

  They could have done nothing and then not have to pay an extra year severance and get in trouble with DOL. You know you messed up if doing nothing would have had a better result. I appreciate the sentiment though.

  2026-05-23 23:23

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  Credit the one that kept biting his tail

  they're right curiosity killed the cat

  2026-05-23 20:30

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  Mohammad with aisha

  It took me a moment to realize what was happening thinking maybe I misread it or something

  2026-05-23 18:32

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  A real kick in the mousetrap

  Yes I agree but at the sam time what the hell is being said in this meme I need someone to explain it to me because I don't speak in tongues

  2026-05-23 18:30

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  16 months for murder, the swedish government hates its ci...

  I like to think they be like" whoops we gone messed up ya. He was supposed to get 20 years. But there is nothing we can do about it now ya". Then his buddy comes in "well lookie here we just arrested that man again"

  2026-05-23 18:28

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  Bear couldn’t eat ham

  Bear proceeds to go to his mother's house and mauls her

  2026-05-23 17:55

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  Offensive eyes

  There is no war in ba sing se

  2026-05-23 16:43

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  They wrote a song about him, the Kingsman did.

  The motorboat incident of 87

  2026-05-23 16:36

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  trump son wedding

  In 2024 I gave our Commander in Chief (bunden)an invitation to my wedding for the following year and got no response (which actually is a violation of a US citizen right as they can request to their Commander in Chief to visit their wedding and they must get a response). I then did it in 2025 and I did get a response from Trump. Then later that year I got a Christmas card from Trump.

  2026-05-23 02:09

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  Japan confession arc

  Sometimes you just need someone to talk to and you know what before psychiatrists were a big thing this is where you went

  2026-05-23 02:06

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  Biology finally useful

  They told me learning Hot Cross buns was never going to matter in the real world well look at them now

  2026-05-23 02:05

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  Pluto fans crying

  If Uranus is blue you might want to get that checked out

  2026-05-23 02:03

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  No

  Or how Scotty giving it all she's got captain. But I forget in one of the episodes he was telling someone yeah I only do about 80% of the engine's power so when the captain asked for more I can put it on full blast to make it seem like I'm doing the impossible

  2026-05-23 02:01

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  And then they all had cake

  I think we should do the alien form of government where every elected politician has all their assets seized accept enough just to live so you know food housing utilities gas, and they receive donations from the public at the end of their term. This would give them the incentive to do a better job for the people

  2026-05-23 02:00

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  Tat

  Pt 3 some of those write-ups I wasn't even in the country for then they found out some of my other records were altered over time stamped after I was laid off so I took them to court and we settled out of court. Basically they paid me out a Year's severance. And now in trouble with the department of Labor. I would have loved to have dragged their name through the dirt and the media but my lawyer advised against it as it would have been a long expensive process

  2026-05-23 01:53

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  Tat

  Pt 2 recommendation if an opening came in another department they would hire me that whole thing. So I file for unemployment unemployment tells me it was firing I showed them the proof that said otherwise some of the stuff that they brought up was actually criminal during the hearing they found out that some of the false write ups and other stuff that they did had the exact same signature that I put on one of the hiring documents no variation as if they were all copied and pasted.

  2026-05-23 01:52

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  Tat

  I work for a company and my director got jealous of me and thought I was gunning for their job and their words I had people who are under me loyal to me and not the company all I did was do basic human respect. So they told HR to get rid of me. I cya and since mine is large I know how to cover it. So HR told me on a phone call they laid me off being in a one-party consent state I had my phone set up to record all incoming calls. They said they would rehire they would do a letter of pt1

  2026-05-23 01:50

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  Modern solutions for modern problems

  I got my education at the learing center

  2026-05-22 16:52

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  Therapy speedrun

  Yeah unfortunately last time I was in Gotham I was molested

  2026-05-22 09:11

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  Stomach roulette

  It's the third one. It's always the third one.

  2026-05-22 07:30

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  cds nuts

  Back in my day we burned cds

  2026-05-22 07:27

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  Average steam review

  I want it all for myself

  2026-05-22 07:27

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  Title

  I don't know what you're saying because I can't read cuz I got my education in Oregon

  2026-05-22 07:26

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  Modern solutions for modern problems

  And read from that 70's show would say he's a dumbass

  2026-05-21 19:39

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  How To Trigger Democrats

  I love that book but I'm worried about how thick the next edition is going to be

  2026-05-20 10:22

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  Yap

  All she does is just talk about her vagina

  2026-05-20 07:44

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  Lol

  Nam fam the best version of any of his media was when he was s#ot repeatedly

  2026-05-20 07:44

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  Concrete evidence

  I said this joke the other day

  2026-05-20 07:42

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  dongs in a space

  Honestly what they did to him in the second game they don't deserve a cure

  2026-05-20 02:17

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  100 IQ

  If you were to ask most what is a republic they couldn't not tell you that it is a Governance that is dictated by a foundational charter (our constitution)

  2026-05-20 02:14

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  Who wants a dull and colorless World?

  top photo, on the blue vehicle, next to the empty space. There they are

  2026-05-19 23:12

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  Tat

  *beep*

  2026-05-19 22:59

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  music recommendations for memedroiders : episode 1 <<Only...

  Master of puppets

  2026-05-18 23:43

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  someone get me out of here bruh

  You just have to make sure they don't drown in the baby oil

  2026-05-18 23:43

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  true

  We laugh because stereotypes are based on truth -everyones a little bit racist

  2026-05-18 23:41

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  Something lead in your paint won't do

  I'm sure the armed guards make a difference

  2026-05-18 23:40

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  It's recursive. No, it never ends.

  I don't know my wife tried to un@live me, set ablaze the apartment her parents were in, and stole money from my SIL to buy pigs. That was worse then raising my sister and cousins when I had cancer

  2026-05-18 23:39

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  Don’t get down till you can’t touch brown

  What a shitty situation to be in

  2026-05-18 23:36

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  Hehe

  /

  2026-05-18 23:35

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  Birb

  Truly a modern day dinosaurs

  2026-05-18 23:34

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  remember when a goon was just a thug tough guy, or a lego...

  When I hear the word goon I think of thugs like the weasels from who framed Roger rabbit

  2026-05-18 22:27

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  dummy

  seems concrete to me

  2026-05-18 22:26

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  Yes sir

  No u

  2026-05-18 01:13

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  yeah It dirty-minded me ( ._. )

  This brick job sent me to the ER

  2026-05-18 01:12

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  Smort'nt

  Not having a pulse can also make you useful if at least one of your organs is harvestable

  2026-05-18 01:09

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  Some time you have to sacrifice a pawn

  Are you off your meds again? We told you the chess pieces don't speak. If you are off your meds again we have to back to the patted room again. After the last time you started hearing voices

  2026-05-18 01:07

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  Is gay, is good

  Well that would fall in the external factors category

  2026-05-18 01:05

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  Is gay, is good

  Pt2 in short you could be born that way , developed that way, or made that way through external factors

  2026-05-17 11:58

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  Is gay, is good

  So here's the thing it partially can be. There has been a linkage similar to how if you have a twin or your immediate family is a twin or more like to have twins the same thing actually goes for homosexuality. (Look at the gay people who had families before the 2000's) Well yes there is some examples such as Under-exposure to prenatal androgens during prepubescence that will increase the likelihood of homosexuality, or external chemicals such as exposure to Mercury. pt1

  2026-05-17 11:57

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  Paper towel ghost

  That parents did not like that cat's tail when he was hiding that's big pattern is an attack warning

  2026-05-17 11:50

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  wrestling

  Pt2 I broke the machine and threw in on the ground unintentionally just from the force. Had to spend a few hundred dollars to have the machine fixed.

  2026-05-17 11:49

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  wrestling

  I went to the Philippines to visit my wife family and we went to an arcade with some of the younger children of the family for the day to give her siblings a break. So one of them does this arm wrestling machine. Then they say they want me to try. So I do it with one arm behind my back. I get to the bonus final. And Im putting just enough force to match it. And the machine consider it a tie. So the match restarted. This time I used the grip for my other hand and I not also easily won but pt1

  2026-05-17 11:45

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  damn right i'm jealous

  This isn't the 80s with the aids epidemic anymore. Nobody is scared of homos

  2026-05-17 11:39

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  Come, cum, see no difference

  Five finger Mary, left-handed Lucy, or go down to the red light district and get yourself a prostitute

  2026-05-17 11:38

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  Delicious

  The mermaid in deep sea is little salty

  2026-05-17 11:37

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  Focus on the wings and you'll miss the beak..

  I mean there's only so much I can do. And honestly my resources are tight after getting Luigi to get rid of that CEO...... I mean girl scout bake sale

  2026-05-17 11:36

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  Some time you have to sacrifice a pawn

  The rook is the only piece that is not a person

  2026-05-17 11:34

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  Same difference

  She makes a story about him so that his name will live on forever

  2026-05-17 11:33

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  dongs in an imagination

  Just be careful you're in the splash zone

  2026-05-17 02:57

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  I’m scared of that boyfriend

  She could make bread without an oven

  2026-05-15 18:24

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  I'd fuck me- Buffalo Bill

  More boom?

  2026-05-15 14:08

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  Expose the elites secret bunker locations for fun & profit

  Hey guys. I just rediscovered a quiet turbine engine that runs on different types of alcohol. That gets about 30 city mpl and only expells drinkable water vapor.i just received 2 all access weekend pass to Disney world and private plane tickets. Anybody want to come with me as my plus 1

  2026-05-15 13:54

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  old

  I didn't join officially for a few years because I justed was here for the memes

  2026-05-15 13:45

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  Civil war topic

  Yes they're called Apple sheep

  2026-05-15 07:15

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  Oh no

  Must have worked on the wicked set

  2026-05-14 17:33

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  Tat

  So the rise of Skywalker was basically the movie

  2026-05-14 17:32

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