SentientEgg

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I am an Egg

68 Mèmes

SentientEgg | 2021-04-15 14:00

I have Returned!

78% 433

SentientEgg | 2021-04-13 23:30

It is a Miracle, Honestly.

82% 615

SentientEgg | 2021-03-06 23:30

The Mods be Like

80% 386

SentientEgg | 2021-03-06 19:00

The Sizzle Box

77% 454

SentientEgg | 2021-03-06 19:00

SentientEgg

81% 451

SentientEgg | 2021-03-06 00:00

7

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SentientEgg | 2021-03-05 23:00

8

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SentientEgg | 2021-03-05 23:00

I know you probably don’t care.

82% 864

SentientEgg | 2021-03-05 22:30

4

60% 471

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1

79% 487

SentientEgg | 2021-03-05 15:00

uh

83% 419

SentientEgg | 2021-03-05 12:30

hmmm

87% 518

SentientEgg | 2021-03-05 12:30

rejoice

76% 324

SentientEgg | 2021-03-04 14:30

I saw this on my way to school.

79% 334

SentientEgg | 2021-02-22 19:30

rude

86% 517

SentientEgg | 2021-01-24 18:00

Luigi is a wise man

79% 505

SentientEgg | 2021-01-22 21:00

the Queen

82% 453

SentientEgg | 2021-01-20 13:30

Stephen was later found dead in a ditch.

78% 449

SentientEgg | 2021-01-18 21:00

It was super effective

82% 692

SentientEgg | 2021-01-17 20:00

Chad Heart

83% 646

Commentaires nouvelles

Mods please, I love my dog and I need to make sure he liv...
Hey, my dog died in July, right after my 16th birthday... I will absolutely pray for Tank.

2021-06-21 10:09
+13
Hooty hoo
Dammit!

2021-05-28 10:12
0
Ohhhh Scarlett whyyyyy?????
Yeah, it was a joke my lad. I know she is a great person.

2021-05-28 09:46
-1
Um....what?
No, No no, No... No, Nope, no no, nope, stop. Stop it, right now, stop, No, just stop, Stop it. STOP

2021-05-27 09:44
+3
Gunseption?
Beat me to it.

2021-05-27 09:43
+3
A noble effort but needs to work on signature forging ski...
Get this man a Video Games

2021-05-27 09:41
+6
Hooty hoo
The Owls, where are they

2021-05-27 09:38
+15
get the cheese,sell the cheese,BUY a wolf gf and have mor...
CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE

2021-05-27 09:37
+21
The later I'm up, the more melancholy I get. :(
Well, I am a bit hardboiled

2021-05-25 11:33
+3
NO MORE DEGENERATES
We won Mr Stark... We won.

2021-05-25 10:05
+7
police ask where you house is so they can come and bust d...
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get shot.

2021-05-24 13:03
+21
memedroid's most reliable memer here
How many lies have i been told by the council!?

2021-05-24 13:02
0
memedroid's most reliable memer here
Seems Legit, let him through boys.

2021-05-24 13:01
+16
amogus
Hello there

2021-05-24 12:59
0
It is a Miracle, Honestly.
You will...

2021-05-24 12:57
0
Le weather
Make it stop...

2021-05-24 12:52
+2
amogus
He has grown too powerful!

2021-05-24 12:50
+2
memedroid's most reliable memer here
"I am Among the giants, you have no power over me farmer man!"

2021-05-24 12:50
+11
tomboy
I remember when we called females acting masculine Tomboy's... Now we call them Lesbians or Trans.

2021-05-24 12:14
+1
REPOST
Time to rev up those repost chambers!

2021-05-24 12:08
+1
Oh i think he's dead
Yim Yum

2021-05-24 12:05
+2
Another storage meme because my sense of humor in the pas...
It's over Timmy... i have the high ground!

2021-05-24 12:02
+2
Nintendo taking its consumers as idiots for the 89th time
I have a good haul of Amiibo, all of them are for smash brothers. But they work with other games so it wasn't a complete waste of money for me.

2021-05-21 13:44
+9
Powdeeer
Alright. Yes, normal Cum is liquid sugar. and Sugar is powdered cum.

2021-05-21 12:56
0
Powdeeer
Don't ask questions if you aren't prepared to take the answers.

2021-05-21 12:40
+1
Powdeeer
Powdered Cum

2021-05-20 15:23
+2
-insert funny title here-
You piece of shit! I made my dick in the shape of the key so nobody but me could unlock that barrel!

2021-05-20 13:22
+1
G A M E R S
Finally, some recognition!

2021-05-20 13:21
+2
-insert funny title here-

2021-05-20 13:20
+3
-insert funny title here-
Nine dollars and a three-some with Danny Devito, you, and Shrek...

2021-05-20 13:19
+7
-insert funny title here-
You won't be able to resist... Seven Dollars and two baby crocodiles.

2021-05-20 13:14
+4
memedroid's most reliable memer here
Dopamine levels are high sir.

2021-05-20 13:13
+1
-insert funny title here-
Fine, how about six dollars and a baby crocodile

2021-05-20 13:12
+7
500 magnum is thicc
John... Tell my family I love them...

2021-05-20 13:11
+4
Ohhhh Scarlett whyyyyy?????
ScarJo? More like ScarHoe

2021-05-20 13:10
-9
-insert funny title here-
How about five

2021-05-20 13:09
+7
Meme
Catholics are those kids on the playground who always want to play with you.

2021-05-20 13:08
+5
They thee thou.....
Japan got a little scared, they thought the sound was another nuclear bomb.

2021-05-20 13:06
+5
-insert funny title here-
Hey... How did you escape the barrel?!

2021-05-20 13:05
+6
-insert funny title here-
Will you fuck me if i give you four dollars?

2021-05-20 13:05
+5
We need to build more of these rooms
Next Up The Cracker Lever

2021-05-20 13:03
+8
get the f*ck off this continent
You take a shit in the toilet and nobody bats an eye... You shit on the table and everyone looses their minds!

2021-05-20 13:02
-8
memedroid's most reliable memer here
Salute to a fallen soldier, who does not yet know his legs have been blown off by a mine...

2021-05-20 13:00
+4
Arnold wants to know
I am great Arnold, now that you are here...

2021-05-20 10:14
+1
I have Returned!

2021-05-18 12:41
0
I have Returned!
You callin me a liar I actually completely understand that some people don't believe me. I apologize for that, I did truly have a tumor which is now removed. Thank you for your consideration, and hey, good on you for being skeptical.

2021-05-17 12:35
+1
gator
Traffic Jams were never a problem, the vehicles just ate eachother.

2021-05-17 12:31
+3
looks so real
So Beautiful... Yet so unreachable...

2021-05-17 12:31
+4
tinder
Unless they are the ones that bonk you to Horny jail...

2021-05-17 12:29
+18
fuck you EA
EA is ruining all of our games...

2021-05-13 11:23
+2
a good time :)
I literally pogged when it was a monke. I thought it was a trap...

2021-05-12 13:07
+1
Hey guys, this will be my last post on memedroid.I know t...
Have a good life brother. We will miss you!

2021-05-12 12:47
+9
That's my fav kind of anti theft
Requiz Cruz in... Mission Fairly Possible.

2021-05-11 09:48
+3
[Mass Tame Beast]
The Legendary Beast-master... He returns.

2021-05-11 09:45
+16
yes, that is my actual cockatiel, Sawyer
BIRB

2021-05-07 15:13
+1
cmon get some clothes on damit
B00B3S

2021-05-04 12:32
+10
Rock and Stone!
Im the one with the nuclear weaponry

2021-05-03 12:05
+7
Yum
So that is why we have a shortage...

2021-04-30 15:16
0
Its Alluh or nothing
893...... 894..... 895....

2021-04-27 12:49
+1
N O T.... FOUND.
In Short... Hail Hitler

2021-04-27 12:46
+3
Its Alluh or nothing
For ages 9-11

2021-04-27 12:44
+13
well cultured link
*grabs bat as well* Time to bonk the king of evil

2021-04-27 12:29
0
Positively negative.
Squish

2021-04-27 10:01
+8
well cultured link
Ganondorf also enjoyed it.

2021-04-26 21:32
+4
funny you mention that...
I have one anti-gun friend, but then they held my personal Double-barrel shotgun and shot it. They are no longer anti-gun.

2021-04-26 21:20
+22
Greeting Hard
Why is my cum red?

2021-04-26 10:14
0
Eat me Mofo
"Your Blood will become tomato juice when i am done with you mortal"

2021-04-26 10:12
0
Legend
He knows exactly what he did.

2021-04-26 10:11
+17
But will Will smith for Will Smith if he was a smith?
will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes Will Smith will smith Will Smith.

2021-04-26 10:09
0
certified bruh moment
Yeah, i didn't say they wouldn't, nintendo hates their players

2021-04-25 10:51
+2
Rats
Is it true you are like Ogres?

2021-04-24 23:35
+4
certified bruh moment
Yeah, true. Though, Nintendo probably won't since it isn't really a character or a huge thing they are known for.

2021-04-24 22:58
+5
Works every time
He Whomst has has obtained a whiff of it has distributed it

2021-04-24 14:39
+1
Godlike
You are forgiven my good sir

2021-04-23 13:11
+33
I dont work at mcdonalds btw
Hmmmmmmmmm

2021-04-23 12:16
-2
true
Alright Bitch, Bring it on, Me, You, back-alley of the local QT.

2021-04-23 12:15
+1
It's happening
ALRIGHT WHO HAS THE POPCORN?

2021-04-23 09:33
0
I may be Dragonborn, but idk what the fuck you're saying

2021-04-23 09:27
+2
true
The Trans Wasp = A Hornet. A Trans-Hornet = Death Itself

2021-04-22 22:13
+1
I may be Dragonborn, but idk what the fuck you're saying
FUS

2021-04-22 13:41
+4
Hail Darkseid
Exactly. Also Darth Maul and Vader are the best Star Wars Villains, change my mind.

2021-04-22 13:39
+3
true
The Trans-Bee is a new kind of bee that get pissed off for you existing

2021-04-22 13:38
+15
I may be Dragonborn, but idk what the fuck you're saying
DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN WAH DEIN VOKUL MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL! AHRK FIN NOROK PAAL GRAAN FOD NUST HON ZINDRO ZAAN DOVAHKIIN, FAH HIN KOGAAN MU DRAAL! HUZRAH NU, KUL DO OD, WAH AAN BOK LINGRAH VOD AHRK FIN TEY, BOZIIK FUN, DO FIN GEIN! WO LOST FRON WAH NEY DOV AHRK FIN REYLIIK DO JUL VOTH AAN SULEYK WAH RONIT FAAL KREIN AHRK FIN KEL LOST PRODAH, DO VED VIING KO FIN KRAH, TOL FOD ZEYMAH WIN KEIN MEYZ FUNDEIN! ALDUIN, FEYN DO JUN, KRUZIIK VOKUN STAADNAU, VOTH

2021-04-22 13:35
+13
true
The Trans-Bee?

2021-04-22 13:33
-5
Hail Darkseid
Darkseid is my girl

2021-04-22 12:48
-1
Hail Darkseid
Darkseid is honestly the most Badass villain. DC has some really good villains. I like Thanos but, Darkseid for LIFE

2021-04-22 12:47
+8
Godzilla vs. Kong - Multiverse
Okay y'all need to stop uploading Godzilla vs. Kong... I know it has been out for a month, but can we hold the spoilers back until at least May?

2021-04-22 12:42
+5
white people did this
Bang the Hoe hit the blow

2021-04-22 12:40
+8
pog
Doing God's Work

2021-04-22 12:38
+5
At least he was polite about it
Good... Good

2021-04-22 10:08
+5
quite frightening even tho I played worse games lmao
So thats why i like blenders...

2021-04-22 01:12
+2
You wanted the red powerade right?
I have a 3rd arm too

2021-04-21 13:15
0
R U N
Hand it over George, it belongs to me.

2021-04-21 13:09
+5
title
Ight

2021-04-21 10:41
+4
title
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I mean, i'll do a face reveal

2021-04-21 10:37
+3
Just wanted to play video games...
LMG: Love My Grandma

2021-04-21 10:28
-3
Lol
You are an anomaly my good sir

2021-04-21 10:27
+1
title
No Problem (No Homo)

2021-04-21 10:25
+3
Just wanted to play video games...
SCAR: Super Caring At Retards

2021-04-21 10:24
-4
IDIOTS
Same here brother

2021-04-21 10:19
-3

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Mèmes vus
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46 199
Mèmes évalués
414
Commentaires
356
Note moyenne des commentaires
84%
Commentaires évalués
727
Partages d’applications
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Nombre de clics sur les liens partagés
0
Mèmes publiés
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80%
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Temps dans le top 100 du classement hebdomadaire
2