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  diversity

  R eally I thought they "din't do nuthin"

  1h

  +4
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  Men moment

  Well, they DID throw them the rope they needed...

  1h

  0
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  Bathtub fish

  The germans do make pretty nice schnitzels, I wonder how these christmas carps taste.

  1h

  +1
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  patent damage

  Nintendo used [40 million dollars worth of litigation fees] "it's not very effective..." Palworld used [update code] "it's Super effective" Nintendo used [taunt] "haha you lost $30,000" Palworld is immune to taunt.

  7h

  +4
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  jpmorgan executive fired

  What? You didn't think she was going to participate in the parade, did you? That would involve exercise.

  8h

  +7
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  Uncivilized/ Civilized

  Which is why their streets are shittier than Japan's

  8h

  +11
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  I'd say we'll miss you, but it would be a lie, and that's...

  1 down, plenty more to go

  8h

  +7
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  Cats vs Cats

  Having two cats stir up trouble is always hilarious.

  8h

  0
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  Pikachu use gun!

  Palworld style

  8h

  +2
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  Ruin the graduation

  Should've offered her a resume reference as well

  8h

  0
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  Master beef

  Someone, please make a mod for this in one of the Halo games

  1j

  +2
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  Coke bottle

  A monkey could shake that bottle and open it, so it sprays all over the cameraman for a laugh.

  1j

  0
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  Duck detective duo

  ~/○\~ "Well, well, well, well, well" a Gravity Falls reference, nice!

  1j

  +2
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  Rewarded with prison

  Politicians want problems like pollution, so they can promise that they'll fix it if you vote for them next election. If the people take it upon themselves to make the world a better place Politicians cant make empty promises for votes.

  1j

  +13
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  Core vetted

  The truth is out there <Cue X-files theme>

  2026-06-22 02:27

  +1
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  Protect it forever

  Shut up and take my money

  2026-06-19 21:21

  +1
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  Gen Z things

  Ask the people in the FBI van outside if you want to know more.

  2026-06-19 01:56

  0
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  Butter physics

  Nah man THIS is how it's done how the f... hee-heeeeeh!

  2026-06-19 01:51

  +3
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  Skill issue hotline

  Back when Nintendo prepared to care...

  2026-06-19 01:48

  0
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  Green screen employee

  Does the green man come with the estate?

  2026-06-19 01:45

  +1
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  Big ol tiddies

  And some athletic women also get implants. We can't forget them

  2026-06-18 05:46

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  Skill issue corporate

  "we can save money by replacing cashiers with self checkouts." Spends thousands on self-checkouts, hundreds on security to watch them, thousands on maintenance and technical support contracts.

  2026-06-17 08:58

  +9
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  Let people enjoy things

  Achievements often kill the game's enjoyment.

  2026-06-17 08:51

  -2
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  Task manager spotted

  Reminds me of the 'apple updater' program that would somehow reinstall itself and run in the background when iPods were a thing. I uninstalled you! Why are you back?!?

  2026-06-15 20:48

  0
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  Ram said nope

  Hire them as security guards

  2026-06-15 20:44

  +2
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  Peak education

  We never even got taught how to turn the water supply off from the house. Water supply, fusebox, we have to learn this shit from either asking when something goes wrong or playing a videogame that includes that as a feature (like Phasmophobia's fusebox)

  2026-06-15 20:38

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  Government, Media, & Big Pharma

  Funny meme but... Crop out that disgusting, THING in the bottom right corner next time.

  2026-06-15 20:30

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  My fav show as a toddler

  Disney g̶a̶n̶g̶s̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ lawyers want to know your location

  2026-06-15 20:27

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  When you take the bulk to seriously

  He's like that fat guy from 'Monty Python's Meaning of Life' Does anybody have an after dinner mint?

  2026-06-15 20:25

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  I fell asleep 5 times watching Titanic

  Women also like fairytales where the woman is screwed by a complete stranger like in Rapunzel or Sleeping Beauty. So I guess this concept isn't new.

  2026-06-15 20:19

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  title

  It would be a good way to clear up misunderstandings that the media stir up for their views. And also a way to keep an eye out in case someone who was falsely accused actually is an offender

  2026-06-15 20:14

  +5
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  They won’t leave me alone until I finish reading them t...

  It's a palworld fight, the cop entered his base so he sent all his pals to defend it.

  2026-06-15 20:09

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  Fake gameplay again

  The Ad: a simple game, no ads. TheGame: an MMO basebuilding game with paywalls for content, ad blockers, and for protecting your base, making it impossible to take a break or play offline without risking to lose everything.

  2026-06-13 09:33

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  Shame we have to let them loot, murder and destroy

  We let 'them' protest, harass, and commit all kinds of crimes against people and do nothing as they increase their numbers. Meanwhile, the Irish do exactly what we all should've the moment 'they' stepped out of line. Well done, laddie.

  2026-06-11 21:57

  +20
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  Laughing about WWIII Memes

  Finally the sweet embrace of death

  2026-06-11 21:50

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  Friyay

  They steal everything bruh

  2026-06-11 21:42

  +1
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  Yellow dot days

  Back in the day, on the internet, we only had ads in page banners, and loading screens, and not window popups or during videos.

  2026-06-11 08:03

  +4
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  Now remove it

  "So, AI bot, I can ask you any question" "Correct." "Great, how do I uninstall you?"

  2026-06-11 07:49

  +3
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  Ancient technology

  On comes the pirate hat, then

  2026-06-11 07:33

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  III

  We need to stop welcoming in terrorists into europe from his country then

  2026-06-11 07:04

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  We are sick and tired of this

  Murderers need to be convicted, no exceptions no matter the race.

  2026-06-11 06:53

  +13
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  III

  I bet right now, he's going 'called it'

  2026-06-11 06:49

  +5
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  I did a capstone paper on the IRA, I sure hope they have ...

  Eye an for an eye. It was only a matter of time before people started standing up and seeking revenge.

  2026-06-11 02:32

  +1
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  It's evolving but backwards

  It's like the 'Neutral' planet from Futurama.

  2026-06-11 02:27

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  Accidentally badass

  can we haz the sauce?

  2026-06-10 02:41

  0
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  Not my problem

  Porch pirates are the scum of the earth

  2026-06-09 08:05

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  still alive

  "Aaah, after 10 years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!"

  2026-06-09 07:53

  +23
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  Economy explained

  Let's go back to 'pieces of eight' pirate style

  2026-06-09 07:50

  +5
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  Keir Starmer's Britain

  "religion of peace... right?"

  2026-06-09 07:39

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  just harder

  These days, you'd be lucky if you could even afford to leave home unless you get a roommate.

  2026-06-08 22:06

  +1
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  she came

  There will never be another like her.

  2026-06-08 22:03

  +1
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  This is how you should deal with this hypothetical scenario

  Dude, if you wanna be gay or crossdress, go ahead, we won't judge. But there is no need to mutilate your body. No surgery will EVER truly make you the opposite sex.

  2026-06-08 21:59

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  Clarification

  - Begone thot! - kitchen, now! - start sucking - bend over

  2026-06-08 21:52

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  dongs in a blaster

  Don't worry, it's only a toy...

  2026-06-08 21:50

  +3
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  III

  So why is there so much security around the complaints department?

  2026-06-08 21:45

  +2
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  Engineer ASMR

  Interesting commercial, but this is a place for memes, my friend.

  2026-06-08 21:42

  +1
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  Rare boss W

  Some people not only complain at restaurants about the food but even demand a refund after eating half of it!

  2026-06-08 21:38

  +4
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  tree talk

  New tree is sus

  2026-06-08 21:31

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  Mom approved

  aaw so cute They be like... "big doggo scary!" "doggo serve hoomin, hoomin serve us, do not fear doggo."

  2026-06-08 21:30

  +3
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  News via memes

  Well, our opinions on news topics are as honest and as entertaining as the ai moderators will allow

  2026-06-05 10:57

  +5
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  duck daycare

  Papa duck is still at the store getting milk and cigarettes.

  2026-06-05 10:55

  +6
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  History class cancelled

  People get jealous over other people having nice things.

  2026-06-05 10:52

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  Tokyo standards

  It wouldn't surprise me if whoever is responsible for the delay was either fired, or got a 'first & final warning' considering its Japan. Other places in the world are more like, "by the way there's been a bit of a delay, so, deal with it!" *hangs up*

  2026-06-05 10:50

  +1
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  easy choice

  I'll take the super soldier serum and cover my tracks by switching it with the T-Virus from the resident evil movies.

  2026-06-04 08:22

  +1
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  They never had Chinese food

  Hey Vegans, chickens can be pets, just like cats, why dont you all adopt one? In fact, why dont you also adopt a pig and cow as pets as well?

  2026-06-04 08:18

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  They Cringe

  Well, the satanic church does support them. Soooooo

  2026-06-02 05:38

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  early errands

  Complain about the generation that has come after me.

  2026-06-01 12:59

  +4
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  dongs in a table

  Wasn't the measurements and size of Noah's Ark also made clear as well?

  2026-06-01 00:30

  0
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  dongs in a crab

  Didn't they kill a woman once? Or was that just a myth?

  2026-05-30 03:09

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  Sad but there's no coming back

  He caught you once and can prove it. He left you because of the times he couldn't prove it He cut ties with you so he doesn't have to worry about you cheating in the future.

  2026-05-25 05:32

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  Oh no

  They would've made fun pets

  2026-05-24 07:12

  +2
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  Hahaha

  There was a guy who set up cameras in his bedroom to catch his wife cheating. Rather, approaching her, he first took the video to his lawyer to make preparations so he'd win, then he sent it to her family, then he took it to court and miraculously won.

  2026-05-24 07:10

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  judith barsi in All Dogs Go to Heaven

  We dont cry during the Titanic because we ran out of tears crying over stuff that actually IS either sad or wholesome.

  2026-05-24 07:05

  +2
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  Mohammad with aisha

  ...about seeing his sister-in-law

  2026-05-24 07:02

  +5
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  Cool hair....too bad they're gonna kill him

  Now, if ANYONE did the same thing for an islamic political figure, there'd be chaos, threats/acts of murder and/or dismemberment, and all sorts madness. And they'd get away with it.

  2026-05-24 06:59

  +6
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  Bear couldn’t eat ham

  Close, what actually happens in the rest of the comic is that the bear knocks down his Mama's house crying in tears

  2026-05-24 06:46

  +4
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  Credit the one that kept biting his tail

  It's a good thing thing he has 9 lives... well 8 now

  2026-05-24 06:43

  +4
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  ai evidence

  Take'em to court

  2026-05-22 00:31

  +2
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  still not done boss

  This is people wind up going, screw it, I'll do it myself

  2026-05-22 00:25

  +3
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  dongs in a car

  It's all fun and games until you have to pay the medical bills

  2026-05-18 04:00

  0
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  dongs in an imagination

  "No, dont do it!" -pulls out popcorn- "kay, now go ahead"

  2026-05-18 03:58

  0
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  Keir Starmer Should GTFO!

  Muslims have practically flooded their country

  2026-05-18 03:55

  +1
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  Smort'nt

  Unemployment agencies be like, "not with that attitude"

  2026-05-17 23:45

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  menace to societeeheey

  Remember, in Dragonball-Z, King Kai has a pet monkey named 'Bubbles' too.

  2026-05-17 23:41

  0
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  Mr. Lahey, Julian is outside lifting weights without his ...

  "no, but I will be wealthy" "really?" "wealthy in family..." "no condom" "fuuuuuuuu..."

  2026-05-17 23:38

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  Same difference

  Suddenly congress goes on strike, and they hire temp replacements that fit the requirements. "dammit"

  2026-05-17 23:30

  0
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  Dog distribution priest

  Every shepherd needs a dog to help watch over the flock

  2026-05-15 11:00

  +1
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  sus times

  Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft Game Studios want to know your location, lol

  2026-05-13 10:01

  +1
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  Delivered somewhere

  I'd like to see you try and take it off him

  2026-05-10 21:15

  0
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  Mary Sue

  Rey's the whiny new girl who thinks she knows what she's doing and is there to prove herself. Ripley is the boss who already knows what they're doing and doesn't need to prove it.

  2026-05-10 21:00

  -1
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  Oh I remember.

  Who remembers being the kid who jumped off

  2026-05-10 20:52

  +1
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  "Aliens"

  Trump uncovered them while looking for the Epstein files

  2026-05-10 20:50

  0
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  Here we go

  "Are you more contagious than Covid?" "No" "Then we don't give a shit"

  2026-05-10 20:46

  +1
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  Common occurrence

  Now It's Gonna Get Especially Racist

  2026-05-10 20:41

  +1
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  Well

  Now, I wonder how many of those kids had the same dad.

  2026-05-10 20:24

  +2
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  Learn to read the signs of scripted events and pre-planne...

  Simpsons and Xfiles predict all kinds of crazy shit. It's scary when you think about it. Thankfully, very few people can think, so there's no chaos from mass panic.

  2026-05-10 20:15

  +3
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  Die

  Purge everyone who's on that list

  2026-05-08 04:07

  +2
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  Villains Lair in movies

  Impossible, how did you find me? You truly are the world's greatest... ~ Says villains whose bases have their own faces on the front of their base.

  2026-05-04 05:16

  0
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  Butt hurt snow flakes

  Ahhh, you have an honest opinion.

  2026-05-04 05:05

  0
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  do it NOW

  She be like Cut ties with allllll your friends and only spend time me. Unless I'm with my friends.

  2026-05-04 05:03

  0