Spankythefirst

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Spankythefirst | 2023-12-15 23:52

The only way to go

81% 616

Spankythefirst | 2023-07-23 22:30

Just the facts

82% 641

Spankythefirst | 2022-09-16 17:00

It's about time

76% 511

Spankythefirst | 2021-05-21 09:30

Fucki sucks

75% 520

Spankythefirst | 2018-09-12 02:00

First try

53% 1342

Commentaires nouvelles

Intelligence agency will never guess where this is
"Undisclosed" could just mean that they didn't feel like saying. Not necessarily that they are trying to keep a secret

19h
+5
bmw tax
Even in warranty their "routine" maintenance is insanely expensive.

1j
+10
Intelligence agency will never guess where this is
Knowing that a jet was refueled at some point in a certain location isn't really giving away any top secret information.

1j
+20
Source for the cat distribution system
That is an extremely inbred group of cats.

1j
-2
found out
June is the official Men's mental health month. You denying that is hate speech and intolerance

1j
+3
Critics in shambles
Generally speaking, if the critics hate a movie it is going to be pretty good. If they love a movie it will be absolute trash.

2026-06-09 09:35
+10
Future looked cooler
It looks like there is a lift up pass through behind her

2026-06-09 09:20
+8
found out
I have heard they take to the rooftops to celebrate

2026-06-09 09:17
+8
American mathematics
Op has intimate relationships with goats.

2026-06-04 12:20
+10
True
So you think Trump is personally reading them page by page with a marker and just crossing out whatever he feels like?

2026-06-04 12:00
+7
ER nurse nightmare
I like cold drinks. Cold water, tea, and beer. I keep my beer fridge around 32° to 33°. Anything past 36 is warm.

2026-06-02 12:21
+1
Paid with dongs
Nobody was buying a house on minimum wage in the 70's or any time in history. Why do the idiots always cry about minimum wage when there is about 1% of the workforce making minimum wage.

2026-06-02 12:14
+2
ER nurse nightmare
"Traditional German beers are best served between 44°F and 48°F (7°C to 9°C)." That is pretty warm for beer

2026-06-02 11:48
+2
ER nurse nightmare
Isn't that normal for Germans?

2026-06-02 11:02
+8
Well that's awkward
I think it was in eastern Massachusetts

2026-06-02 10:55
+2
Bro saw coal
You need to buy a house today and don't you dare ask a penny more than you paid for it when you sell it in 50 years.

2026-06-02 10:54
+10
Tax season survivor
Those billionaires employ millions of people.

2026-06-02 10:51
+20
great timing
There has been much worse times in the past.

2026-06-02 09:36
0
Grogu got cooked
Your parents are disappointed in the way you turned out.

2026-06-02 07:17
+11
We hate football, but we're gonna beg to host it, then we...
They're still doing that soccer thing?

2026-05-22 12:35
-3
THIS...
It is also worth mentioning that every president from either side for the last 4 decades or so has declared Iran a major threat that needed to be dealt with.

2026-05-22 12:30
+9
I don't think is is gonna be a good film. We have tons of...
It isn't a racist issue. It's that she looks like a Somalian pirate.

2026-05-22 05:38
+17
Tat
Beep

2026-05-21 12:21
+2
Certified menace
This all sounds very racist. They ought to look into if this person has their racism loicence

2026-05-21 09:34
+1
California and NYC hardest hit!
It is early in the day but I am pretty sure all of that word vomit you have spilled here is going to be the dumbest most unintelligent and uninformed pile of crap I will see today.

2026-05-18 09:49
0
johnny somalispeedrun prison
These are the kind of feel good stories the news should be reporting on more

2026-05-14 09:28
+26
Minimum wage olympics
A maintenance person at a factory

2026-05-14 05:38
0
hes back
The ones with Brendan, yes.

2026-05-13 11:59
+8
I am 0 for 6.
16 of your last 20 memes are either about or mention the US. Would you please remove our genitals from your mouth? We don't want to catch any diseases.

2026-05-13 11:11
-3
Get rekt
All of those "happiest" European countries are eating antidepressants like candy. It is strange to be so happy that you need antidepressants to function

2026-05-13 09:40
+7
Minimum wage olympics
The easiest title would be a millwright. I have no formal training in this field. I did go to a trade school many years ago for a trade I never ended up doing.That cost me about $5000. But back on topic, I haven't made minimum wage since I was 16.

2026-05-13 09:01
0
Minimum wage olympics
~ $100k.

2026-05-12 14:20
-2
Minimum wage olympics
If you are an adult and still working a minimum wage job, it is nobody's fault but your own.

2026-05-12 11:55
+3
constitutional republic
Yes.

2026-05-12 06:01
+5
Man built pirate ship
Either a lot of important details are missing, or this is fake and gay.

2026-04-30 12:20
+22
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Your dialect is a speech impediment. Your opinions are irrelevant.

2026-04-29 09:05
+2
Fake brands everywhere
That isn't all games

2026-04-28 16:20
0
air fryer cult
A full size oven is slower.

2026-04-28 15:45
+3
tax debate
Doing your taxes is nothing more than a math problem. Even if doing taxes wasn't specifically taught it isn't that hard to figure out. My school also had classes that went over doing taxes.

2026-04-28 12:54
+3
self defense
Already is. The guy clearly should have left his car keys and valuables at the front door so he wouldn't inconvenience the burglar

2026-04-28 12:50
+18
Turtle snack time
Feeding the turtle is neat but that step from the dock to the boat was impressive

2026-04-27 10:08
+11
Probably more like 95 percent
It is very true. The majority of gun violence is in democrat controlled cities and states

2026-04-27 08:39
+2
Legend

2026-04-24 07:39
+7
Splc
Obama is the worst president the US has had. His goal was to destroy America.

2026-04-23 06:06
+4
bad tasting food for thought
Your parents must be close relatives. Nobody says baseball was invented in Cooperstown. That is where the baseball hall of fame is located. Why are the brits so stupid?

2026-04-21 12:17
+3
Rolls Royce.
I think it is more likely that the jeet had a good day of collecting unredeemed gift cards and couldn't break cultural traditions

2026-04-19 10:30
+2
No Title needed
What do you think would happen if soap and clean water was introduced to India? Do you think it would be fatal?

2026-04-16 06:36
0
Really officer, it was consensual.
Some British "doctor" or "engineer" just lost their girlfriend...

2026-04-15 13:46
+6
It’s whoever invented the term hate speech
We know. Democrats/leftist are horrible people and extremely hypocritical.

2026-04-13 10:04
+1
If I win the lottery, there'll be signs.
Side saddle

2026-04-13 07:09
+1
Don Tzu
How many generations have your parents been siblings for?

2026-04-13 05:43
+3
a new champion had risen...
Anything is better than the metric system. It was made by the Fr#*ch.

2026-04-08 09:59
0
ferrets wiring tunnels
They start around $10. The long rat will definitely cost you more than that.

2026-04-08 09:56
0
Dafaq? Trump's praising allah now? Man's off his rocker. ...
The US gets nearly no oil from over there. You are retarded/European. Your opinions are irrelevant and as always, misinformed.

2026-04-08 09:50
0
Lil bit
You dependants make it extremely easy to not give a shit about you when all you have done for decades is shit talk the US. Don't expect empathy from people you have made it extremely clear that you hate. Just have your superior country provide for you

2026-04-07 21:29
0
Lil bit
Sucks to suck

2026-04-07 21:21
+3
Lil bit
The US isn't the main character, remember? We are just an insignificant spec on the map with no importance to the rest of the world. Surely whatever the US does has no impact on everyone else

2026-04-07 15:36
+17
ferrets wiring tunnels
They do make tools to do this exact thing

2026-04-07 12:20
+16
1938 prices
The median income was about $2000 and unemployment was at 19%

2026-04-02 09:37
+5
Different places teach different strengths
When you can travel for days and still speak the same language it makes a second language nearly pointless. When you need to know 7 different languages to go grocery shopping it makes it a little more important to know a few.

2026-04-02 09:18
+5
We are reaching new levels of faggotry that we never thou...
It is a European company which explains the love of censorship and the tiny knob.

2026-04-02 06:25
+3
We are reaching new levels of faggotry that we never thou...
E ven if it works the app still vacuums

2026-04-02 06:21
+3
Memedroid's Nazi overlords might not approve of this
Pooh bear made him his bit ch. And he loves it.

2026-04-01 19:59
+2
THIS....
Why does someone like yourself pretend to be an expert on everything US while living in a 3rd world country? Shouldn't you be a little more concerned with your own survival?

2026-04-01 16:44
+2
THIS....
Even praised it as a good thing

2026-04-01 16:42
+2
Questions rising again about NATO and its place
If someone redeems the cards do you try to get them to go get new ones? Or just hang up and try to scam the next person?

2026-04-01 11:46
+1
Hospital CEO considers replacing radiologists with AI
I could see it being useful as an additional layer but not a replacement. If I had to choose between one or the other I would still take the human

2026-04-01 09:32
+5
Sorry for the small print
I wonder why she couldn't find a date to prom

2026-04-01 06:12
+15
Memedroid's Nazi overlords might not approve of this
You are under a lot of impressions that are completely wrong.

2026-04-01 05:58
+9
Elderly volunteers stepped up after Fukushima to protect ...
If you are worried about mommy and daddy leaving you a fat inheritance, you are the problem. Not them.

2026-03-31 19:24
-2
Elderly volunteers stepped up after Fukushima to protect ...
Or maybe they did the reverse mortgage so they could afford to live out the rest of their lives. Nearly all "boomers" are not robber barons. I hope my boomer parents spend every dime they have worked for before they go. They definitely earned it.

2026-03-31 19:23
-1
Operation Epstein Fury
Op is a Mexican. She even denies that cartels exist. She is a certified idiot.

2026-03-31 16:34
0
Operation Epstein Fury
She is a performer at a Tijuana donkey show. That is where RWL was conceived.

2026-03-31 16:32
0
Elderly volunteers stepped up after Fukushima to protect ...
You need to call up your grandparents and tell them how much they fucked up your life and that you are an utter failure directly because of them. Those boomers need to hear it from you.

2026-03-31 16:00
-1
chaos tip
So you just have to sneak in a 50lb bag of sugar to every truck load.....

2026-03-31 15:45
+7
Analog clocks really exposing an entire generation
My kid, who is still in school was taught how to read analog clocks. Nearly every clock in the school is analog as well.

2026-03-31 15:38
+7
Reading fast was once a quiet kind of skill
I would rather hear the movie while I watch it instead of reading a book with background effects

2026-03-31 15:24
-2
US allows Russian oil tanker to reach Cuba stirring old m...
Can you tell the breed of cow by how the piss tastes?

2026-03-31 12:21
-1
Joining the call and realizing its over
Not really

2026-03-31 12:08
0
Migrant "refugees" have worn out their welcome... finally.
He's in the UK. He is part of the protected class

2026-03-31 06:27
+3
Persian Gulf White House
How much cow piss do you need to drink per day to maintain your faith?

2026-03-30 09:21
0
Fucking maskers still masking in 2026 like the broken hum...
You live in a 3rd world Muslim country. Nobody cares what you think.

2026-03-30 09:19
+1
Military food post goes wholesome then instantly ruined
When a horse wants to do something different the smarter ones will bite onto the bit which makes it much less effective. Chomping isn't wrong

2026-03-27 15:03
+1
Lights on rage
You live in a 3rd world country. Your opinions are irrelevant.

2026-03-27 09:56
0
Ain't it grand
Australia has a higher cost of living. The people of Australia asked for it to be that way.

2026-03-27 09:39
+1
easy mode
Around 50% of the people involved give positive reviews

2026-03-26 13:08
0
UKtards
You are fucking retarded. There are several news stories about the reduced speed limit in UK. If you are too stupid to use Google that is your own problem. I didn't use reddit as a source. I didn't even follow the link. I just said its there with others

2026-03-26 07:19
-1
UKtards
I googled "uk 50 mph speed limit" and several news articles came up. Along with several Facebook/reddit type links. Also a "gov.wales" link talking about 5 places they have already reduced the speed to 50 but that was for "air quality".

2026-03-25 14:33
0
McDonalds tests robot workers in China stores
When people demand a six figure salary to put fries in a bag the company can either close it's doors or reduce the labor costs.

2026-03-25 09:22
+1
Random streamer moment
I completely understand the camel getting nervous when the guy got behind it.

2026-03-25 09:15
0
politics getting spicy
This isn't ancient history. This happened very recently. You can't just pretend it didn't happen and expect everyone to forget

2026-03-24 12:11
+1
Satan is here.
They are going to fight for it and say if you don't have a government allotment you are uncivilized or some other dumb shit

2026-03-24 08:23
-1
dongs in a courtesy
Wasn't there something about the millions of thank yous were using up a shit ton of processing power and energy for basically nothing?

2026-03-23 16:03
0
That Premium Unleaded is out of pocket still
You are using a different scale. Your numbers are about the same as the US

2026-03-23 15:56
0
President of the most powerful country in the world btw
So basically just how it has been for the last several decades?

2026-03-23 15:51
0
Florida woman calls police over British accent
Nobody is debating you. Your opinions are so stupid they aren't worth the time

2026-03-20 14:59
+1
Florida woman calls police over British accent
Is that all you shit skins can think about? Bobs and vagin?

2026-03-20 06:33
+4
Joe momma had a coitus with Donnie
Who is debating? I am only mocking you for being retarded. With non existent hygiene. Likely inbred. Drinking cow piss for religious reasons. Shitting in the streets because your country still can't figure out indoor plumbing.

2026-03-19 15:27
+7
Tell me I'm wrong...
Putting fuel in a transparent container and leaving it outside isn't very difficult I have a transparent fuel filter housing on a transfer tank and the dyed fuel goes clear in a few days if you have a lot of sun

2026-03-19 15:23
0
Florida woman
The perfect woman doesn't exi.....

2026-03-19 14:20
+28

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