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  Nobody likes a quitter

  The only thing that smiles at me like that

  2023-04-10 18:12

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  There are many booms fed boys

  I would assume so

  2021-04-12 22:08

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  The only way to properly shot

  Autocorrect my good sir, she is a cruel mistress

  2020-07-31 18:42

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  Happy Birthday

  Markiplier sound board: you right!

  2020-02-01 00:15

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  Happy Birthday

  Oh good old Rich Evens, always the butt of the joke

  2020-01-31 12:11

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  fuck math

  3^3=27, 3x3=9, 3+3=6, while 2^2, 2x2, and 2+2 all equal 4 for those that dont get it

  2020-01-20 03:30

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  Technically "Mando" is an inaccurate nickname because tha...

  They are a people though, they only believe in warfare. Everyone on Mandalore was a warrior, Mandalore was basically space sparta. And like I said in my comment its literally in the clone wars which is cannon

  2020-01-13 05:15

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  Technically "Mando" is an inaccurate nickname because tha...

  But he can't be a Mandalorian, because Mandalorian is a race because there is a planet that is called Mandalore that is in the Mandalore system. They even went to it in the clone war series.

  2020-01-10 10:48

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  I wanna drift away sooooooo bad haha

  Huh, how does that make you feel? Do you want to get yeeted in a hole and drift away perhaps?

  2020-01-09 19:01

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  Funny

  Yes because you can totally have a world war with a single dusty little shit hole of a country that could barely blow themselves up if they tried

  2020-01-06 05:01

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  Ohh shit

  Ok but did you know that Trump was the first person to stop hanging out with Epstein, and even said yeah he likes them pretty young, and what does that have to do with anything anyways?

  2020-01-01 14:01

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  2nd amendment

  No there should be absolutely no restrictions on any guns, there are already background checks in place. Most guns used in stuff like this were obtained through other means.

  2020-01-01 05:11

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  Well he anit wrong

  Yeah but I said prickle instead, it's a play on words

  2019-12-25 01:54

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  Well he anit wrong

  Look at me Morty, I'm Prickle Rick!!!

  2019-12-24 04:58

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  The boog begins

  Come on everybody, let's go start this boogaloo

  2019-12-19 13:11

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  Mike drop"!

  Apparently this person hasn't heard the racial slur oven-dodger, or zipper-head

  2019-11-26 04:54

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  Funerals are cheaper then the hospital

  I know the difference, but you don't have to be such a cunt because of one spelling mistake my guy.

  2019-10-26 03:25

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  Ah trump

  And yes the Far left and antifa can go suckle on the dick of communism and die because no nourishment would come out.

  2019-10-18 14:27

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  Ah trump

  Ok sir, first of, this is literally a lie he didnt call him mozzarella, and second of all when you get fact checked you immediately start pretending like you are just a troll, which you arent.

  2019-10-18 14:25

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  New transcript leaks

  You know even if this actually happened, it still wouldn't change the fact that he is going to win 2020 haha

  2019-09-30 03:15

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  Let's do this.

  Hey guys vote for me, and I will do absolutely nothing with the power given to me, and that's a presidential promise

  2019-09-17 03:04

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  America

  Well that just means that black people are the most patriotic people in this country

  2019-09-02 03:54

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  Nani?

  But.....but this is the meme I stole. Well played sir lol

  2019-09-01 18:17

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  Yeet

  That's wrong because he is officially recognized as a dog by Disney though

  2019-09-01 18:09

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  Oh them rednecks

  I am from Georgia, and I like Rubicons personally

  2019-08-26 04:17

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  SHOT

  Technically that's also why Lincoln died, he was fine up until they tried to remove the bullet.

  2019-08-22 04:53

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  Can you blame them?

  The thing about this whole thing is I dont see why everyone is hating on sony, from a business stand point I wouldn't take that deal either, why would I give them a 50/50 split when it's currently a 95/5 in favor of sony.

  2019-08-22 02:24

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  SHOT

  But why isn't there an arrow in the 16th one then as well

  2019-08-19 12:14

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  DND reference

  But the hammer of thunderbolts is so dumb to need to take up your other 2 attunement slots for a crappy weapon

  2019-08-17 05:34

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  Rip Steve

  Of course they dont, I mean just look at his pfp and you can see the physical embodiment of his parents disappointment

  2019-08-07 03:52

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  I'm more left-leaning but this is just the left destroyin...

  007 is the designation but it comes with the name James Bond, so they are breaking the established lore because fuck it we gotta get woke guys

  2019-07-15 02:29

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  to infinity and NOPE

  Its 5th edition but that is homebrew

  2019-07-03 23:10

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  to infinity and NOPE

  It's a dungeons and dragons meme

  2019-07-03 02:35

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  Tutorials are stupid anyways

  When you accidentally go to a much higher level area

  2019-07-02 18:12

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  D&D

  My party beat an adult gold dragon (CR 17) with 3 party members and some npc's and we were level 5, it was great

  2019-06-19 12:05

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  But its true

  Oh boy do I got some news for you guys, the Buddhist have been attacking muslims in Burma and even killed a few, it's wild

  2019-05-09 07:44

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  Oh

  Markiplier sound board *You right!*

  2019-03-22 19:19

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  A L E X J O N E S

  Well we are more genetically related to pigs, while that doesn't mean it could be viable it is more possible but we're might never truly know

  2019-03-04 14:32

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  A L E X J O N E S

  True, but it also stated in the article they found that they were terminated before they could become viable

  2019-03-04 13:37

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  A L E X J O N E S

  It's because they are friends, and not only that Alex Jones is entertaining as hell, and almost everything he brought up Jamie found proof of it.

  2019-03-04 11:37

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  A L E X J O N E S

  If you wanna go on a fucking roller coaster ride, you need to watch this whole podcast, it was peak wired

  2019-03-04 04:42

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  This motherfucker...

  Ah who cares about this queer homo faggot, I bet he kisses girls anyways

  2019-02-28 03:34

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  Generic turtle

  Idk but all I know is that a walking graveyard ain't never having kids, which is great because I dont want her Gene's in the gene pool anymore

  2019-02-21 12:16

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  Generic turtle

  Apparently, God said no, mostly like because she's an insufferable cunt

  2019-02-21 04:44

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  Gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques

  I dont think so have you ever watched bears fight, it's like watching Greek wrestling, and even a jacked gorilla wouldn't weigh any near a kodiak bear

  2019-02-07 14:32

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  Gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques

  They would still lose a fight to a bear though lol

  2019-02-07 14:09

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  MGS 3 is pretty good.

  I mean, its not wrong

  2019-01-14 20:24

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  IGN please

  I agree, a good example of a character being gay and it played to the story was Ellie from the last of us, that wasn't forced but tracer and 76 being gay is completely unnecessary

  2019-01-08 06:21

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  If you are reading this...we did it boys

  Which is the precursor to boffa

  2018-12-22 02:49

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  Liberty or Death

  Nevermind on that first part, I misread your comment lol

  2018-12-01 03:31

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  Liberty or Death

  You have that turned the wrong way they were called traitors back then and are called Patriots today, and the other thing is the founding fathers weren't immigrants, they were born on American land.

  2018-12-01 03:30

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  Accurate

  The first thing that popped into my was was "steppin on the beach, pew pew pew pew"

  2018-11-15 14:42

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  Rockstar and Nintendo make great video games

  But you are all forgetting the big boy on campus, Naughty Dog

  2018-11-09 17:38

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  Is this legit? Lmao

  Why in the flying fuck isn't Americas grading system like that, I would have had straight A's forever

  2018-10-16 04:32

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  not for all the money in the world

  I meant lick that was my bad

  2018-09-28 19:19

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  not for all the money in the world

  My friend is actually the one that recorded that, they bet her $100 to kick the dumpster. And she is a stripper by the by

  2018-09-28 05:17

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  Suu is good

  "monster musume no iru nichijou" is the name of the manga by the way

  2018-08-17 23:04

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  No shit

  Well not all of Africa, just like 99% of it

  2018-01-17 05:02

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  No shit

  Well I'm referring to countries that are considered "shithole" countries

  2018-01-17 04:47

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  No shit

  No, because I'm sure they don't have the luxury of laundry detergent, or clean water but you know nice try guy

  2018-01-17 04:36

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  Let the "but hes a lonewolf" begin

  But that's not on the news and not many people are talking about it at all. I wonder why

  2017-10-02 14:24

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  Let the "but hes a lonewolf" begin

  Ok you guys are talking about all these white people doing stuff what about the black guy that went into a church to shoot white people, and killed 1 and injured 7, and was stoped by someone in the church with a concealed weapon, and it was for "revenge"

  2017-10-02 14:23

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  Just sex stuff

  Brock motherfucking Sampson

  2016-08-05 02:04

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  Anyone watch It's Always Sunny?

  I almost thought that that was Sam for a second lol

  2015-05-22 04:37

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  Ever heard of knocking?

  To me the anime is horrible because it seemed liked the rushed to finish it and said fuck out kill everyone, but the manga is amazing snd the fights in the anime are good

  2015-01-10 02:28

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  Markiplier

  You shut you dirty whore mouth sir

  2014-12-17 05:25

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  only in canada…

  I came out to have fun but honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

  2014-08-29 01:10

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  Always

  I didn't knew that other people actually did this I've been doing that for years

  2014-08-14 13:15

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  The lights

  dammit this is like the fourth time I've reached the end of the gallery this week

  2014-05-24 04:48

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  What do you think?

  ^ it wasn't am alternate reality it was a past life

  2014-05-22 01:37

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  *insert your mom joke here*

  the blue whale can weigh up too 190 tonnes and be over 100 ft long, nothing that we know of at the moment has ever been bigger or heavier then the blue whale

  2014-05-16 04:00

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  D:

  not*

  2014-05-05 04:40

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  D:

  this will never but be funny

  2014-05-05 04:39

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  BABYMETAL

  ok now let's not be perverts but that 37 year old......

  2014-04-28 21:39

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  *

  You ready to do the monkey cause this is about to get funky

  2014-04-21 09:32

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  HAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

  Well I'm glad I wasn't the only one that sang the woke thing

  2014-03-30 03:14

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  I see you

  hide and seek champion 2014

  2014-03-19 23:07

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  Hahaha

  where is the how about no bear when you need it

  2014-03-17 20:57

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  Saw this after getting a haircut

  Yeah I would like my pizza without tetanus thank you very much

  2014-03-17 04:26

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  no title

  to all you people talking about immortal characters, just beats they are immortal doesn't mean they can't get the shit beat out of them and all dbz characters move faster then the speed of light so yeah....

  2014-03-03 08:39

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  tell me man

  @stannaz99 you are beautiful

  2014-02-16 03:22

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  LOL

  no all of my chances with Ellen page are gone noooooo

  2014-02-16 03:05

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  awesomeness

  so many downvotes up there

  2014-02-16 02:49

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  did you watch this?

  @ orphan in the bible it says that a thousand years is like a day to God

  2014-02-06 00:46

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  dem feels :'l

  the bull is like it's ok I forgive you don't cry

  2014-01-30 15:35

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  adventure time inuendo

  oh Finn you sly dog you

  2014-01-30 03:31

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  Saint Walter

  patron saint of people who knock, oh wait that's just him

  2014-01-27 21:46

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  aahh.. well

  that epic rap battle of history verse makes sense now

  2014-01-05 04:03

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  i love cats

  satan.... satan let this be a kid show

  2013-12-29 05:24

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  Whats your opinion on quantum mechanics?

  house plays pokemon I will find him and battle him

  2013-12-27 05:26

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  omerrgerrd

  but what about Susan strong?

  2013-12-24 14:38

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  Not so photogenic

  as I had so clearly stated a long time ago screen caps don't count

  2013-12-24 03:39

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  #Reminder to self

  ^dick

  2013-12-23 03:58

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  #Reminder to self

  @epicspider123 the last part is there because shakespeare made many a duck joke and referred to women as whore's in his plays and it is amazing

  2013-12-23 03:57

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  mine is metronome if you know what i mean

  magnitude but I always get a 1

  2013-12-23 03:46

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  Can't believe eminem is now over 40 years old!!

  apparently you guys haven't heard of Watsky and mac lethal

  2013-12-06 18:44

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  hahaha

  how about no gps, I'm actually not that depressed right now, but thanks for the suggestion

  2013-12-06 18:28

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  7th comment gets 2000 upvotes

  with*

  2013-12-02 23:30

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  7th comment gets 2000 upvotes

  ^^ actually a dude got banned for cussing on Skype Wyeth a friend

  2013-12-02 23:29

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  did it work for anyone??

  that's my life everyday it is do hard sometimes but totally worth it

  2013-12-02 23:26

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