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  Home is always there

  Except when they think you should be obligated to keep them up and let them live with you because they're in their 30s and still can't control their spending.

  2026-06-23 12:25

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  reeeeecycling

  I've driven recycle trucks before. About 75 to 80% of the recycle that's picked up goes to the landfill anyway.

  2026-06-20 09:38

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  back pain

  I hurt my back when I was 20yrs old. I've had problems with it, on and off, my whole life, since then. I'm 48 now.

  2026-06-02 08:24

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  Paid with dongs

  Minimum wage does need to be a lot more than what it is now, but a lot of the people that keep complaining about the rich and corporate greed would stay broke even if they made $200 an hour.

  2026-06-02 08:18

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  No surprised there

  I will pray for you op.

  2026-03-31 11:54

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  Internet comments escalate into cursed territory

  I've carried an infants coffin before. This isn't funny, at all.

  2026-03-09 14:28

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  Verify

  Why are people down voting this if they don't like him? The meme is literally calling him a talentless moron. I don't get all the down votes.

  2026-03-08 13:45

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  Life hack

  I've never gone ice fishing, but if I did, I think I would want to go with that guy.

  2026-02-28 16:18

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  An island trying to keep its children home

  U.S. taxes, probably.

  2026-02-24 10:46

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  read

  Spent minutes scrolling down for this bullshit.

  2026-02-24 10:41

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  Disgrace

  Why does every funny meme app turn into political bullshit nowadays?

  2026-02-07 12:05

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  Circumstances. They meant Circumstances.... Right?

  I completely understand. I didn't see my circumcision coming either.

  2026-01-28 14:18

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  No ICE!

  Perfect hair for this picture.

  2026-01-14 09:49

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  Some battles are worth the burger

  They're both nasty.

  2026-01-12 17:23

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  Whatever

  If my mom had ever called my name and I just yelled yeah and didn't go to her, I would've got my rear end whipped.

  2026-01-02 18:57

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  Grandma

  Grandma got run over by a whitetail

  2025-12-25 14:40

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  You make the rocking world go round.

  Fat bottomed and lard ass is two totally different things.

  2025-12-13 12:51

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  Russell Crowe wants no part in the sequel

  Would have up voted if the audio worked.

  2025-12-12 14:25

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  i own you

  He probably says that to boys in real life too.

  2025-12-09 15:26

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  Title

  I've done that.

  2025-12-09 11:41

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  Title

  Me too.

  2025-12-09 11:39

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  Title

  Not the entire animal, just the meat.

  2025-12-09 11:34

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  Ain't batman the richest of them all ?

  It took me way too long to understand this one.

  2025-11-27 10:29

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  Bad plot description

  

  2025-11-24 15:45

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  Another DEI bites the dust

  G reat, another one.

  2025-11-23 20:34

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  relationship core

  My wife

  2025-11-21 08:50

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  Too many first names, not enough answers

  He played on the TV series Airwolf back in the 1980s. Was in terrible health at the end. An alcoholic and a really bad Diabetic. He actually died near where I live in Western NC.

  2025-11-12 10:35

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  pelosi retires

  She should be treated like an injured race horse, straight to the glue factory.

  2025-11-07 15:04

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  5

  9 for snacking, 15 for making banana pudding.

  2025-11-07 15:00

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  Filipinos don't offend easily, either

  We have a Mexican neighbor that is like this. She's always cooking things and bringing them over for us to eat. She says that she's made it "white people spicy".

  2025-11-03 16:52

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  Title

  I got food poisoning the very first time I met my Father-in-Law and his side of the family and I shit their bed in my sleep. They still joke about that whenever we go to stay with them.

  2025-11-03 13:29

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  Old Worker Refuses to Train Better Paid Newbie

  This person that's taking my place had no idea that they were going to be making more than me when they were hired so I'm going to shit on them every chance I get.

  2025-10-17 17:22

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  Carrot Top vs Carrot... aw, forget it.

  That carrot needs some Trojan Magnums.

  2025-10-13 20:21

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  Title

  Sorry I couldn't find an actual picture of a fairy. I'll try harder next time.

  2025-10-13 19:56

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  Lots of future Ilham Omar to lecture Americans on Islamop...

  Evil

  2025-10-09 17:09

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  Is this jellyfish poisonous or just judging me?

  The voice ruins it.

  2025-10-08 15:47

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  toilet paper civil war

  They actually can't. We have 2 cats and keep our paper on "backwards". One of them will roll the whole roll off if it's on the right way. We don't have a problem with it at all when it's put on "backwards".

  2025-10-07 19:38

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  Guy just out here raking snow off a literal bear

  What a dumbass. That thing will probably kill her one day.

  2025-10-06 07:57

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  Feels like home

  I have actually had a brain injury. I wasn't at this place though. They sent me to Shepherd Center in Atlanta GA. The best place for brain injury rehab as far as I'm concerned.

  2025-09-27 12:34

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  Every group photo raises the same question

  Great to see that they're all having fun.

  2025-09-25 16:43

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  teen fights elder at concert

  G et out of here with these racist responses.

  2025-09-25 12:31

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  teen fights elder at concert

  Society turned him that way!

  2025-09-24 11:08

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  Burgeritos

  I don't think it is happening on the 25th of Sept. The bible says that no one knows when it will take place. I know you think that all of Christianity is a big joke. I'll pray for you.

  2025-09-21 15:36

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  Title

  The closest I get to social media is Memedroid, and I don't even stay on here for too long at a time. I know too many folks who stay miserable because of Facebook and Twitter.

  2025-09-20 14:42

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  Title

  I've known mechanics that owed their souls to Snap-on and Mac Tools.

  2025-09-20 09:30

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  2 More Dancing Monkeys Gone

  Well, that sucks.

  2025-09-19 21:35

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  2 More Dancing Monkeys Gone

  Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, David Letterman. Just pure comedy, no political bullshit. I miss all those guys.

  2025-09-18 21:54

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  There's ... not ... even ... one ... left!

  That'll never happen. They'll just start breaking into them and stealing it.

  2025-09-18 21:50

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  needs focus

  Boobies

  2025-09-16 09:45

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  owo what this...

  This is disgusting.

  2025-09-15 17:53

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  Kids

  You should be both praised and corrected as a child. There are way too many people that think they're never wrong because mommy and daddy was too chicken shit to correct them as children.

  2025-09-14 12:43

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  Next...

  It means The Lord is coming and then it will be too late for those that have not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. This world is doomed but it doesn't have to be the end for you.

  2025-09-12 15:23

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  All I want is a relationship like this — is that too mu...

  Me and my wife are like that. She's definitely a keeper.

  2025-09-12 15:17

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  ceo cabal went offline

  I think everyone is to blame for that. Rich and poor alike.

  2025-09-12 15:14

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  found xrockinzombiex irl

  That dude has bitch titties

  2025-09-07 12:00

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  trust issues simulator

  Sin, it's called sin.

  2025-09-05 10:18

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  Looking up slang like it's a rare artifact

  I refuse to acknowledge all the new slang words.

  2025-09-05 10:15

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  Marry the one who doesn’t go full villain when mad

  My wife still makes sure I have something to eat even when she's mad at me so I guess that means I have a good one.

  2025-09-04 12:48

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  5 more mins hits diff

  That's flirting with disaster. That 5 min might turn into 2 hours.

  2025-09-04 12:37

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  just one episode

  You watch the sun rise at six because you've been up playing video games all night. I watch the sun rise at six because I've been up with hookers and blow all night. We are not the same.

  2025-09-03 19:34

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  22 years of judgment

  Wow, that's old for a cat. I've never had a cat that lived over 15 or 16 years.

  2025-09-03 10:15

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  Title

  He's the one that will get promoted in a lot of places anymore. Sad but true.

  2025-09-01 15:23

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  Title

  It always seemed like every time my Dad got a good one, the next time he went, they would have them replaced with a Dr named Ahmed Muhammad Ashakar or some shit.

  2025-09-01 15:02

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  Title

  Why would they play Johnny Ca........Oh, wait a minute.

  2025-09-01 14:55

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  If you know why cars had two keys, your back hurts

  My very first car. A 78 El Camino. The fastest vehicle I've ever owned.

  2025-09-01 14:50

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  test answer betrayal arc

  I did that more times than I care to admit to.

  2025-09-01 08:39

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  i'd do it again. And again. And again. And again

  He'll probably be treated like a king in prison.

  2025-08-31 10:20

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  Same when people mention starving children in africa when...

  The only thing that gets me going some days is knowing that I'm not as bad off as some other people. It makes me very thankful.

  2025-08-31 09:20

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  hahahahaha lol

  Not going to happen. The good news is it will happen if they have accepted Jesus Christ into their heart.

  2025-08-29 19:07

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  office soap

  Happens all the time. I think it's sick.

  2025-08-29 10:05

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  Someone yelled Free Bird and chaos was summoned

  Wife material

  2025-08-27 16:42

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  Your ears what??

  New asphalt.

  2025-08-27 09:37

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  drop the list anyway

  They're all the same. Elite Democrats and Republicans both. And they will keep getting away with their evil deeds right up until The Lord Jesus Christ says it's time to put an end to it.

  2025-08-25 15:13

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  oh mama

  Boobies

  2025-08-24 08:47

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  Keep them out of the libraries

  And traumatic. Don't forget the trauma.

  2025-08-24 08:40

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  Title

  Meth be with you

  2025-08-21 12:23

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  Title

  Yeah, that too.

  2025-08-18 17:44

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  They're just as messed up as well

  If anyone is thinking of me naked then they're definitely not enjoying it.

  2025-08-18 17:43

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  Title

  94% now.

  2025-08-18 11:31

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  Title

  How did you know?

  2025-08-15 09:30

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  let workers vibe

  That's just fine, as long as they're still doing their job and not just playing grab ass with each other while you're standing there waiting on your service.

  2025-08-15 08:46

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  Dress code debates are never about the clothes

  G iving our all.

  2025-08-14 15:06

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  Crime said it pays just fine actually

  Look what happened to him. On his way to prison and then he "killed himself".

  2025-08-14 15:02

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  Crime said it pays just fine actually

  Living the life, till you wind up in prison, or even worse, dead.

  2025-08-14 13:56

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  Boomer economics stuck in a 1985 time capsule

  If you earn a six figure salary and can't afford a home, a vehicle, and still have a stay at home wife then you are making some other really bad financial decisions. Or you're a drug addict. Either way, bad financial decisions. And I'm not a boomer.

  2025-08-12 15:03

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  @TBIGUY What does this mean

  You shouldn't even want anything from this world if you have Christ in your heart. This world is evil and is meant to burn in the end.

  2025-08-10 21:16

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  Will be back in a couple weeks, probably with a new accou...

  Boobies

  2025-08-10 21:07

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  who?

  Boobies

  2025-08-10 21:03

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  Title

  ...My mom would actually work just as hard as the men. I'm very thankful to have been raised in a hard working family. It taught me a lot about taking the responsibility of getting things done.

  2025-08-10 15:52

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  Title

  My dad worked my ass off when I was a teenager but he was always right there beside me working harder than me most of the time.

  2025-08-10 09:21

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  meme

  Boobies

  2025-08-08 17:22

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  Yeah I eat fondant like a protein bar, and?

  What the hell is fondant?

  2025-08-08 15:40

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  comparisons

  Run while you still can before she bankrupts you while most likely screwing around on you.

  2025-08-07 21:18

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  MrBeast wants to run real-life Hunger Games

  Lord Jesus, please have mercy on this evil world.

  2025-08-07 17:14

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  Grape juice

  Jack Daniels Kool-Aid.

  2025-08-07 11:22

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  Horse

  They're plotting. Soon, they will be riding us.

  2025-08-05 15:20

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  Colombia’s ex-president sentenced to 12 years house arrest

  Yeah, that's great. Show us the Epstein list.

  2025-08-04 19:59

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  no mosquitoes here

  Bet their crime rates are low too.

  2025-08-04 12:56

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  no mosquitoes here

  That would be awesome, my backyard is covered in mosquitoes every spring and summer. You can't go out without getting eaten alive unless you cover yourself with stinky, sticky bug spray.

  2025-08-04 12:55

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  august

  Boobies

  2025-08-02 10:45

  +18