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  Maga Cult Of Insanity

  Spend ten minutes reading this comment section and “Biden could outthink some 20-year-olds” starts sounding remarkably plausible.

  2026-09-10 09:14

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  Brainwashed

  You’ve basically described Dephens’ entire intellectual style: cast himself as the lone reasonable hero, invent a cult full of cartoon villains, then congratulate himself for seeing through them. Turnip brain with a protagonist complex.

  2026-09-10 09:04

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  Never gets old

  No more tragic than the regular mass murders happening in the USA.

  2026-09-10 08:51

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  Maga Cult Of Insanity

  Without Trump, Hegseth looks a lot less like a statesman and a lot more like a cable-news mediocrity with a documented drinking problem headed toward unemployment and rehab.

  2026-09-10 07:25

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  novacuckPost

  Coinbench, “violence is bad, now kill yourself” is such a perfect little summary of your brain that I almost don’t need to remind you what an addleheaded little :bitch: you are.

  2026-09-10 07:19

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  Charlie kirk was a great man

  Jesus Christ, he was a political activist with a podcast, not Saint Sebastian of Turning Point USA. The weird need to convert every dead partisan into a martyr so the grievance can keep functioning after the funeral is really pathetic. Keep grieving, turnip.

  2026-09-10 07:15

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  Never gets old

  Appointing yourself moral scorekeeper while disclaiming any standards of your own is turnip jurisprudence.

  2026-09-10 07:06

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  Cards

  There it is, Dephens. Racist AIDS joke gets a laugh. The turnip finally stops pretending to be complicated.

  2026-09-10 02:38

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  Never gets old

  Dephens, nothing says “I’m the moral one” like two paragraphs of insults explaining why everyone else is hateful. Turnip consistency remains undefeated.

  2026-09-10 02:27

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  Everyday

  Dephens, your turnip brain’s funniest bit was a website glitch. Brutal.

  2026-09-10 01:57

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  Never gets old

  Funny hearing about “tolerance and compassion” on a site that routinely excuses racism, misogyny, antisemitism, and political revenge fantasies. Spare me the selective morality.

  2026-09-10 01:41

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  Never gets old

  There’s only one.

  2026-09-10 01:33

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  Everyday

  Dephens, your turnip brain got so unbothered it submitted the same rebuttal twice. Thank you for playing.

  2026-09-10 01:32

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  Everyday

  I have this down to a science.

  2026-09-10 01:22

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  Never gets old

  Your objection to opinions has been noted in the form of an opinion.

  2026-09-10 01:13

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  B-but murder is good

  “I don’t like this person’s posts, therefore they may hurt someone in real life” is an extraordinary amount of bullshit to manufacture from a meme account. Get a grip, Wibble.

  2026-09-09 22:45

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  Love your country

  “I’m a nationalist like the painter was” is such pathetic little edgelord shit. You’re not being provocative, you’re doing bargain-bin Hitler cosplay in a meme comment section.

  2026-09-09 21:40

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  Those Crazy Kids

  “Most heavily armed people on the planet” lol. Calm down, Rambo. You’re posting on Memedroid.

  2026-09-09 21:38

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  Current state of things

  Dephens, your turnip brain has discovered the easiest way to be a centrist: put yourself in the middle of a graph you drew.

  2026-09-09 21:30

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  You can think whatever you want, as long as its what the ...

  Dephens, your turnip brain is now generating its own liberals to get mad at. Very efficient.

  2026-09-09 21:27

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  Love your country

  Dephens, this is politics for turnips: “my side loves America, your side hates it.” Incredible depth.

  2026-09-09 21:25

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  novacuckPost

  Coinbench, you’ve told people to :kill: themselves, posted antisemitic slurs, fantasized about needing a gun because of people you disagree with, and now you’re making hall-monitor memes begging admins to ban people who offend you. This is the whiniest shit I’ve ever seen on this site. You fucking child.

  2026-09-09 21:20

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  4,000,000 and counting

  If the target audience enthusiastically downvotes the meme, that is not necessarily evidence that the meme failed.

  2026-09-09 20:56

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  Internet FTW

  Coinbench, you’re carrying a gun because a guy on a meme site posts opinions you don’t like, and somehow I’m the one who “can’t handle disagreement.” Your comment ate its own ass before it reached the period.

  2026-09-09 19:19

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  Internet FTW

  Dephens, this is your turnip brain doing the same shit again. “You laughed at one dead political figure, therefore you would murder anyone who disagrees with you” is not reasoning, it’s deranged fan fiction about my motives. You don’t have theory of mind, you have a fucking grievance projector.

  2026-09-09 19:18

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  Change his mind

  Dephens, your turnip brain has no theory of mind. Nobody said this “owns the right,” nobody implied anyone still supports McConnell, and nobody asked for your little sociology lecture. You saw a dead-politician joke, invented an entire audience response in your head, then argued with the imaginary people you put there. Incredible work, professor.

  2026-09-09 19:16

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  Kirkenuinely

  “A guy who talked to people on college campuses” is an epic amount of sanitizing, and “Fentanyl Floyd” tells me exactly how seriously to take your moral consistency lecture. If your standard is “don’t celebrate deaths,” apply it universally. If it’s “only my side’s dead deserve respect,” then spare everyone the sanctimony.

  2026-09-09 11:46

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  Explain That Magats

  “It exonerated Trump” lol no, Dephens. Being mentioned in documents in ways you think are favorable is not the same thing as being formally exonerated of every possible association or allegation. You took “this particular material doesn’t incriminate him” and inflated it into a universal acquittal because apparently qualifiers make your turnip brain itch.

  2026-09-09 11:16

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  And my favorite painter was a big fan.

  Henry Ford did one of these things in 1926” is an unusually ambitious proof of “unions did none of these things.”

  2026-09-07 19:30

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  It was all the goats fault

  This is shit.

  2026-09-07 19:28

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  Libtards 2028

  Yeah. I understand the obsession. It’s misogyny. They’ve turned one woman who killed her children into a recurring symbol for women generally.

  2026-09-06 11:22

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  That's a vivid image

  Could it be any worse than the comments about women here?

  2026-09-06 11:11

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  How d'ya spell me now?

  But then I’d miss you.

  2026-09-06 00:36

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  You have a endocrine system your hormonal

  Was that the defense’s argument at trial?

  2026-09-06 00:33

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  Cfsfg

  Nobody thinks Zoloft is a fucking speeding permit.

  2026-09-05 15:30

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  The cycle of 'Anti-Radicalism'

  The important thing is that radicalization remains someone else’s fault.

  2026-09-05 15:14

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  Good Morning, Commenters

  Do you not see the gun?

  2026-09-05 15:12

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  You have a endocrine system your hormonal

  Nobody disputes that she killed them. The trial was about criminal responsibility. You made up “hormones excuse murder” because apparently the actual issue wasn’t stupid enough to get mad at.

  2026-09-05 14:57

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  That's a vivid image

  Some events are too gay even for me.

  2026-09-05 14:51

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  How d'ya spell me now?

  "Post” is singular. Nice try.

  2026-09-05 13:47

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  How d'ya spell me now?

  Please continue documenting how little space I occupy in your head.

  2026-09-05 11:46

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  Well..yes

  At this point Lindsay Clancy appears to be less a murder case to you guys than a recurring character in your mythology about women. It’s fucking weird.

  2026-09-05 00:06

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  Dephens, “no notes” means it needed no improvement. It wasn’t a fucking stationery command. Nice try, turnip.

  2026-09-04 23:36

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  Dephens has joined the key-jingling study.

  2026-09-04 23:12

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  Racism is always aimed at whites

  Dephens, “you didn’t disprove anything” isn’t a fucking rebuttal, it’s the noise your brain makes when the point gets through customs but never reaches baggage claim. The meme says criticism equals hate speech. One ordinary counterexample breaks that claim. Overall, nice try, turnip.

  2026-09-04 21:32

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  Rest In Power

  So, by your own summary, you’re an incel.

  2026-09-04 20:59

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  Rest In Power

  That’s a surprising amount of interest in my eligibility to use the word “incel.”

  2026-09-04 19:50

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  Fox said you're done

  I didn’t say most conservatives watch Fox, Dephens. I didn’t say this was major news either. You’ve rebutted two claims you brought with you, turnip brain.

  2026-09-04 19:45

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  Feeding those hungry for attention

  And now you’re explaining the fan-club joke.

  2026-09-04 19:39

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  Maga Theme Song

  “Rent free” again. You people really only have four fucking phrases and a Trump GIF between you.

  2026-09-04 17:36

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  Lmao

  “SHE should be a warning” yeah Dephens, we get it, a trans person existing makes your brain short out. You saw a headline about acting work and immediately turned it into another little grievance sermon. Fucking tedious.

  2026-09-04 17:28

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  Feeding those hungry for attention

  Calling everyone who replies to you a fan does make fan-club recruitment remarkably easy.

  2026-09-04 17:26

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  Racism is always aimed at whites

  No, Dephens. It just disproves the thing you said. Distinguishing two concepts was already too much work for your turnip brain.

  2026-09-04 17:23

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  > Dephens, you brought up jizz, porn, worship and “cumming” in one reply and somehow think everyone else is obsessed with you. You horny little turnip, you’re not collecting royalties, you’re filing evidence.

  2026-09-04 17:21

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  The keys are still jingling, I see.

  2026-09-04 17:19

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  The relationship ended because of you too

  You’ve responded to my joke with a one-sided view and a firm “nuh-uh.”

  2026-09-04 17:16

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  Feeding those hungry for attention

  If you don't think too hard about it, it makes perfect nonsense.

  2026-09-04 17:13

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  News report

  We were all hoping for a different outcome.

  2026-09-04 17:12

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  Opera, for those of culture

  All the Pavarotti-Sinatra collaborations were released exclusively on VHS and have since been lost to time.

  2026-09-04 17:08

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  Opera, for those of culture

  Kids today don’t know what they’re missing.

  2026-09-04 17:06

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  The relationship ended because of you too

  Maturing? On Memedroid?

  2026-09-04 17:05

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  living rent-free

  Right-wingism, but shorter.

  2026-09-04 13:46

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  living rent-free

  Fair enough. But by your definition, half this comment section worships me. I suspect they’d object to the terminology.

  2026-09-04 13:28

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  living rent-free

  Vintage internet discourse.

  2026-09-04 13:24

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  living rent-free

  By your definition, you’ve been worshipping me for weeks.

  2026-09-04 13:23

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  living rent-free

  By your definition, you’ve been worshipping me for weeks.

  2026-09-04 13:23

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  living rent-free

  By your definition, you’ve been worshipping me for weeks.

  2026-09-04 13:22

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  living rent-free

  You’ve invented a psychology where criticism is worship. Convenient.

  2026-09-04 12:49

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  living rent-free

  Yes. Notice how I didn’t draw him lovingly.

  2026-09-04 12:44

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  Research

  “It does this time” lol. Dephens has upgraded from argument to magic words. Fucking turnip court is now in session.

  2026-09-04 12:35

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  living rent-free

  Nothing says “rent free” like making Trump fan art about it.

  2026-09-04 12:32

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  Feeding those hungry for attention

  "Chatging" admission to what, Dephens? Watching you explain your own jokes, misread replies, and then write three paragraphs about how everyone else is obsessed with you? You dont have a fan club, you have witnesses. You long-winded fucking turnip.

  2026-09-04 12:28

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  Feeding those hungry for attention

  The AI grotesquery is bad enough, but somehow Dephens still manages to look like the least coherent element in it. Trump, pipe cereal, gremlin campaign mascot, fake website and yet his turnip-grade brain is still the part that makes the least fucking sense.

  2026-09-04 12:27

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  Budget went somewhere

  Take this job and shove it.

  2026-09-04 12:23

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  Fox said you're done

  Maria Bartiromo getting tossed by Fox for being too far up Trump's ass is incredible. Imagine working at a network built around flattering conservatives and STILL somehow overachieving at sycophancy hard enough to get fired. Thats elite-level dickriding.

  2026-09-04 12:23

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  Rest In Power

  This site is about to become a fucking incel wake.

  2026-09-04 12:21

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  III

  “Either you control government or government controls you” sounds deep until you think about it for five fucking seconds. Governments always exercise some control over citizens and citizens can simultaneously constrain government through elections, laws and institutions. Thats literally how representative government works. But slap Reagan's face next to a binary choice and suddenly a bumper sticker becomes political philosophy.

  2026-09-04 12:19

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  Racism is always aimed at whites

  “Negative thing” and “hate speech” are not synonyms, you fucking turnip.

  2026-09-04 09:49

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  "Musk is a Nazi!" Why? "Because he's rich!" So Bill Gates...

  The comment section is doing a lot of work against that theory.

  2026-09-04 07:36

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  "Musk is a Nazi!" Why? "Because he's rich!" So Bill Gates...

  This is why I keep decoy vegetables.

  2026-09-04 00:13

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  “Everyone is the problem except me.” Fucking profound, Monkey.

  2026-09-03 23:58

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  Terstermernt, you typed “rent free,” posted a soyjak, then went BWHAHAHAHA at yourself like a fucking toddler watching keys jingle. And somehow the other guy is the one losing his mind.

  2026-09-03 23:55

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  Yeah dumbass, your little fanboy has been chanting your name for ten fucking hours telling everyone how badly you “wreck” us. Nice of you to finally materialize and collect your participation trophy.

  2026-09-03 23:53

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  Research

  Agreeing with one premise doesnt concede the conclusion, you fucking turnip.

  2026-09-03 23:50

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  Research

  Great line, totally wrong, no explanation. Fucking airtight, Carl.

  2026-09-03 23:48

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  that face

  Maybe women arent hard to deal with, Roland. Maybe they just dont fucking like you.

  2026-09-03 23:45

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  "Musk is a Nazi!" Why? "Because he's rich!" So Bill Gates...

  You stupid fuck, changing your opinion of somebody after they change what they say and do isnt hypocrisy. Thats called receiving new information. Your version of “thinking for yourself” apparently means picking a billionaire once and then defending him until fucking death.

  2026-09-03 23:43

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  Poof, everything is better

  Not gonna happen, fuckface.

  2026-09-03 23:41

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  Thank you for peer-reviewing your own conclusion.

  2026-09-03 14:00

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  That is one interpretation of the longitudinal data.

  2026-09-03 13:16

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  Say it louder for the Lindsay Clancy Shutter Island simul...

  “Treated her with euthanasia” is quite a phrase.

  2026-09-03 13:13

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  Dephenistrator in a nutshell

  No notes.

  2026-09-03 13:07

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  Poof, everything is better

  Everything I dislike is AI slop.

  2026-09-03 12:50

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  So glad he focuses on the issues that matter

  Independent replication.

  2026-09-03 12:33

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  Do your duty, moderate for better memes

  Thank you for benchmarking the dogshit.

  2026-09-03 12:17

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  That'll be all, ET!

  Yes, but the comic depends on that not being the case.

  2026-09-03 12:15

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  Research

  Which research? There is excellent published research showing specific vaccine risks. “Anti-jab” is a conclusion, not a research finding.

  2026-09-03 11:45

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  Haunting

  Mere days from cultural catastrophe.

  2026-09-03 11:40

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  Do your duty, moderate for better memes

  Just got back from downvoting them. They're dogshit.

  2026-09-03 09:11

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  Hehejaja

  The one across from the Double R Diner?

  2026-09-03 01:05

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