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  Damn right

  Holy shit now Harry Potter was a leftist psyop because publishers put books on shelves lol. Yeah dumbass, publishers promote books they think will sell. You just discovered marketing and somehow turned it into MKUltra for wizards.

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  Damn right

  You learned the phrase “purity spiral” and immediately used it to defend your own fucking purity test. Incredible.

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  Damn right

  “Do not be deceived” lol shut the fuck up. Nobody needs your dipshit purity inspection of JK Rowling. People can agree on one thing without joining your entire fucking ideology.

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  Unless you're white, of course

  What the fuck is this shit?

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  Worter in the earf

  What the fuck does sea level during the last glacial maximum have to do with my IQ you stupid fuck? Yes, sea levels were roughly 400 feet lower. Now explain the missing part where a fact about Pleistocene sea level somehow establishes that I'm retarded. You cant just say "hence" between two completely unrelated statements and pretend you constructed an argument. Hence my balls weigh 3 pounds.

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  Remember in New York when Jews were coming out from the t...

  Yeah I'm sure you would dumbass. You went from paying to watch two strangers fight because of their religion to paying DOUBLE if some random commenter gets beaten up too. Totally normal progression from a guy who definitely isnt emotionally invested in this interaction lol.

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  Remember in New York when Jews were coming out from the t...

  Brando saying the same stupid shit in Playboy doesnt magically make it true you fucking moron. "A famous guy said it too" is the argument of somebody whose brain stops working the second a celebrity agrees with him. There are Jewish villains in movies. You made an absolute claim thats demonstrably false, got corrected, and now you're desperately digging up a 50-year-old interview like Marlon fucking Brando is a peer-reviewed source.

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  Never forget, the biggest slave traders were the africans...

  I didn’t want you to feel ignored.

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  Haha the wild thing is that you can't immediately tell if...

  Nothing gets past this fucking guy.

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  Comments went exactly as expected

  Holy shit you actually responded to a meme mocking anecdotal evidence with another fucking anecdote you absolute moron. Same braindead reasoning, opposite conclusion, and somehow you still missed the point. And of course you didnt even have the balls to @ me, you tucked my name into somebody elses comment like a fucking coward hoping I'd see it without you having to actually say it to me. Pathetic.

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  rest easy

  Ancient Meme Restoration

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  Dinner I made last night to piss off SaintChristian10 and...

  This sucks.

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  Worter in the earf

  "High possibility" based on what dumbass? You dont get to diagnose intellectual disability because somebody said something you didnt like. At least pretend you have evidence before announcing your findings Dr. Fucking Reddit.

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  Marrying your cousin

  

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  When society started to fail

  "Still better than your trash" isnt exactly a defense dumbass. *uploads another Babylon Bee ad* There I made a meme too.

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  Of course Hollywood can make a 64 year old look 35, they been lying about biology for years. Next Tom Cruise will play a pregnant 19 year old refugee and you'll have to clap or lose your bank account. *turns 65 constitutionally*

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  The best is yet to cum

  Political propaganda for what exactly dumbass? The apparently radical political position that "other duties as assigned" is vague enough to include some weird shit? You people see Trump in an image and your brain immediately screams PROPAGANDA before even figuring out what the fucking joke is. Not every meme containing a politician is a campaign ad.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  You asked whether a crop duster could spray bacon grease and I explained the mechanical problems with spraying bacon grease from a crop duster. Thats schizophrenia now? You literally supplied the fucking hypothetical dumbass. Apparently answering your question with more than "lol bacon" constitutes mental illness.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  Subsumed how you stupid fuck? I said maybe dont fly planes into Mecca and somehow you've translated that into surrendering Western civilization to "alien cultures." There is actually a pretty large fucking policy space between appeasement and recreating 9/11 against a religious site. Normal people generally manage to locate it.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  Oh I’m not confused dumbass, thats actually worse. You’re clarifying that the bacon chemtrail thing wasnt even your stupid idea, your actual idea is recreating :9/11: against :Mecca: because Muslims exist. Thanks for clearing that up I guess. Really important distinction between “idiotic pork-based aviation scheme” and “literally advocating a ::terrorist:: ::attack:: on one of the worlds largest religious sites.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  No, because crop dusters are designed to disperse agricultural chemicals over fields at low altitude, not spray fucking bacon grease over a city like some kind of airborne deep fryer. Heating the tank doesnt solve atomization, nozzle clogging, viscosity, range, wind drift, or the small issue of coating random buildings and people in hot animal fat. You somehow made the chemtrail idea less stupid by replacing the jet with farm equipment, but only slightly.

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  When society started to fail

  Jesus fucking christ are you people ever going to post an actual meme again or is Memedroid just a Babylon Bee RSS feed now? This isnt even your joke dumbass, its literally an ad for an article with "Read the article at BabylonBee.com" printed on it. You didnt make a meme, you screenshotted somebody advertising their own website and uploaded the fucking teaser.

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  A real thomas sowell quote

  Four days. Worth the wait.

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  A real thomas sowell quote

  Holy shit you literally wrote “nobody is responsible for the crime another person did” and then spent two more comments arguing black people collectively owe “us” reparations because OTHER black people committed crimes lol. Thats your own fucking principle and you couldnt follow it for one paragraph. Some guy shoplifts in London so some completely unrelated black guy in America owes you money, but holding societies responsible for historical slavery is insane collective guilt?

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  Former Fauci adviser, David Morens, pleads guilty over co...

  Oh boy here we fucking go. One guy pleads guilty to concealing records and now every dumbass who spent six years claiming this proves Fauci personally engineered COVID in a secret Chinese lab is going to act like the entire conspiracy theory was entered into evidence. Concealing records is evidence that records were concealed. If you want it to prove something else, you still have to fucking prove that part.

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  A real thomas sowell quote

  You just dumped every slavery fact you’ve ever heard into three comments and somehow concluded you’re the victim.

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  A real thomas sowell quote

  Holy shit you started with “this is about perspective” and somehow ended at black people owing YOU reparations lol. And no, “slavers didnt enslave anyone, they bought people who were already enslaved” doesnt absolve the people buying, transporting and selling human beings you fucking idiot. Thats like saying a fence isnt responsible for stolen goods because somebody else stole them first. Other civilizations practicing slavery doesnt erase the Atlantic slave trade either.

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  This is why the left believe their lies about everyone else

  Notice how you didnt actually provide any evidence either dumbass lol. You just called me retarded, invented an IQ score, and apparently thought that answered the question. The fucking meme still consists of two labels somebody typed onto a picture. If I’m sitting at 90 IQ it should be incredibly easy for you geniuses to explain what the evidence is, yet somehow nobody can fucking do it.

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  The median has responded.

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  A real thomas sowell quote

  So your argument is that because you decided reparations advocates are “making stuff up for free money,” the entire historical argument becomes fake automatically? Thats fucking circular reasoning dumbass. You started with the conclusion that everyone involved is a grifter and then used your own conclusion as proof of their motive. At some point you actually have to address the historical claims instead of just announcing everyone who disagrees with you wants a check.

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  A real thomas sowell quote

  Ok and what the fuck does Eritrea have to do with who owned slave ships in the Atlantic trade? Yes, slavery and forced labor still exist in parts of the world. That doesnt retroactively prove whatever Jewish conspiracy the other dumbass was hinting at. You cant just say another true thing about slavery somewhere else and pretend you’ve added evidence to the original claim.

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  A real thomas sowell quote

  Oh here we fucking go lol. If you’re implying Jews secretly controlled the slave trade because some auctions supposedly closed on Saturdays, then actually make the claim and provide evidence for it instead of doing this cowardly “wonder why” shit. Slave trading involved merchants, governments and companies across multiple countries and religions. A Saturday closing doesnt magically prove your conspiracy theory dumbass.

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  So much complex

  I understand each individual image and somehow know less than when I started.

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  Big Vegan has suppressed this for decades.

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  Median memedroid commenter.

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  President Camacho on deck

  Oh wow an Idiocracy reference, what a devastating political analysis lol. You realize “the people I dont like are making society stupid” isnt actually an argument right dumbass? Name the policy and explain how it produces the outcome. Otherwise you’re just pointing at a movie and expecting everyone to fill in the giant fucking hole where your reasoning was supposed to go.

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  When did Aussie men stop being men?

  What point dumbass? You used a fictional character as an example and I pointed out that hes fictional. If your “point” requires everyone to pretend Crocodile Dundee was an actual person then maybe the problem isnt that I missed it, maybe you just made a fucking stupid point.

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  Remember in New York when Jews were coming out from the t...

  You’d pay to see what exactly dumbass? Two random people selected entirely by religion beat the shit out of each other and then somebody eats bacon? You people will apparently buy tickets to anything as long as somebody describes it as a cage match lol.

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  Remember in New York when Jews were coming out from the t...

  You realize neither Jews nor Muslims are categorically prohibited from fighting each other right dumbass? And making the loser eat bacon only means anything if the loser is Muslim or an observant Jew, since both religions restrict pork. You somehow invented an ethnic cage match and still couldnt get the fucking punishment mechanics right.

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  Tech privacy needs to be a major political issue

  Wait. Some minor bad too?

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  Never forget, the biggest slave traders were the africans...

  Another layer successfully excavated.

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  Never forget, the biggest slave traders were the africans...

  Are you fucking stupid? I’m debating you right now. I literally took the claim you made, explained why the reasoning doesnt follow, and asked you to defend it. Your response was “I admit every time I’m wrong” followed by complaining about how mean everyone is and demanding proof that I debate people. Thats not answering the argument dumbass. You just spent an entire paragraph avoiding it while congratulating yourself for being someone who admits when hes wrong.

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  Okay so I'm meant to understand that he's the bad guy?

  These people are actors.

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  Stay guided fellas

  Yeah I’m sure thats exactly what happened dumbass. One woman dumped you and said you were “too nice,” so you conducted a controlled experiment where the only variable you changed was treating women like shit and suddenly they all loved you. Definitely couldnt be that “too nice” was the polite explanation she gave because telling you the actual reason seemed exhausting. Nope, you’ve cracked female psychology.

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  Remember in New York when Jews were coming out from the t...

  Never? You stupid fuck, Magneto is Jewish and has been a villain in multiple X-Men movies. Thats before even getting into the fact that “Jewish bad guy” isnt usually a fucking character category movies announce to the audience. You noticed something you already believed because apparently checking whether its actually true would ruin the observation.

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  So anyway, I started stealing

  

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  So anyway, I started stealing

  OP is gay for me.

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  Eureka

  Remarkable what you can learn from memes.

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  Eureka

  You’re building quite a file on me.

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  Memes

  This is what bipartisanship looks like.

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  Memes

  Honestly unfair to the other nominees.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  “Oh wait nvmnd” what? You forgot the rest of the insult halfway through typing it dumbass? If you’re going to diagnose my entire emotional state from a comment section at least finish the fucking sentence.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  What the fuck are you even responding to? Nobody said chemtrails did 9/11 you stupid fuck. The meme says bacon chemtrails over Dearborn and I explained why spraying pork grease out of a plane wouldnt work. You somehow read that and hallucinated an entirely different argument about 9/11 and Jews. At least argue with the comment thats actually on your fucking screen.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  “Ok twink” lol brilliant response dumbass. You couldnt actually address a single thing I said so you just guessed at my body type and apparently thought that settled the argument. This is what happens when your smooth little brain reaches the end of its dialogue tree and the only option left is vaguely gay.

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  repost because we love them

  We’re talking about tits, OneHander. Try to focus.

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  Pedocon Theory Reigns Supreme

  Holy fucking shit look at how quiet everyone suddenly got lol. Any other thread you dumbasses have 40 comments ready about :groomers: and :pedophiles: and how this proves the entire political left is evil, but a DeSantis ally gets arrested on :child: :sex-abuse: charges: and apparently the whole fucking website loses its internet connection at once. Weird how none of you have a single fucking thing to say now. I'm sure thats just a coincidence though.

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  Tech privacy needs to be a major political issue

  Holy shit, both good AND bad?

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  Dawkins makes a pronouncement

  Again, typing an action doesnt make it fucking happen you drooling retard. There is no poop, nobody is stroking Op's hair, and putting an imaginary action in a comment doesnt magically manifest it into reality. You have the cognitive development of a toddler smashing two action figures together and announcing one of them died. Holy shit you people are fucking stupid.

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  Never forget, the biggest slave traders were the africans...

  So everyone who disagrees with you has "no reason" to think you're wrong, and thats somehow evidence that everyone else stopped being rational? You ever consider the common denominator here might be you dumbass? If every disagreement ends with you deciding the other person has literally zero reasoning and just wants you dead, you're not debating anymore. You're declaring yourself correct before the conversation even fucking starts.

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  This is why the left believe their lies about everyone else

  What evidence dumbass? Its a picture with the words "liberal media" and "reality" typed over the same fucking guy. The labels arent evidence lol. I could put "TacoBellNerd's brain" over a picture of an empty cardboard box, that doesnt make it a neurological scan. Holy shit.

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  repost because we love them

  Guns, Germs, and Big Naturals.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  You realize contrails dont just fucking fall straight down onto whatever city the plane happens to be flying over right? Atmospheric winds can carry particles hundreds or thousands of miles, and "bacon chemtrails" doesnt even mean anything unless you're proposing aerosolizing pork fat at cruising altitude. So congratulations, you've invented an incredibly expensive way to get grease into the upper atmosphere while probably accomplishing absolutely fucking nothing.

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  Unreasonable turds

  Ok and what exactly do you think that proves? Modern Jewish populations have ancestry from multiple ancient Levantine populations plus centuries of diaspora admixture. "Descended from Pharisees and Canaanites" isnt some fucking cheat code that makes whatever point you're trying to imply automatically true. You still have to actually make an argument dumbass.

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  repost because we love them

  You realize Norway and Iceland arent happy because they're ethnically homogeneous right you stupid fuck? You cant just see two statistics next to each other, invent a causal relationship, and then blame Jews and immigrants for a hypothetical decline that hasnt even fucking happened. This is the level of analysis you get when some dumbass discovers correlation but apparently stops reading before the next paragraph.

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  U Bacon lovin son of a gum

  

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  Heaven on earth

  The marriage counselor has logged on.

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  Dawkins makes a pronouncement

  It posts the shite meme or it gets bored again.

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  Dawkins makes a pronouncement

  You realize saying "OP'S A POOPIE FACE" doesnt actually establish that anyone smeared shit on his face right you stupid fuck? You just saw somebody type an imaginary action and then immediately treated the imaginary result as evidence that it happened. This is literally object permanence for toddlers except somehow you're losing to the toddler.

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  Be ate a ham enrout

  Unlike us, who are focused on the serious issue of defending Trump from food-cart jokes.

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  Be ate a ham enrout

  I thought I was making fake Sowell quotes but apparently I’ve been overthrowing the government.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  Thats not even how rubber works you stupid fuck lol. Rubber doesnt magically reflect words back at whoever said them, and glue doesnt make insults adhere to a person. You just took a playground saying, removed the glue, added an explanation about being physically made of rubber, and somehow made it even dumber. And after all that I'm apparently the one putting too much thought into this.

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  Dawkins makes a pronouncement

  Interesting. The critic rejects metaphor.

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  Dang

  Three memes.

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  Title

  "Rage bait nerd" isnt actually an argument dumbass. The image is still of the entire planet and not a specific house whether Op was baiting people or not. Apparently explaining basic spatial relationships counts as being a nerd now lol. Sorry the joke fell apart after approximately four seconds of thought.

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  JUST SOME MANLY MEN DOING MANLY THINGS AT THE SOUTHPORK R...

  Because I wanted to comment on how fucking stupid it is? What kind of question is that lol. Posting something here doesnt mean I suddenly think its good. By that logic nobody could ever post a bad meme to make fun of it because some dumbass would immediately ask "then why did you post it?" Jesus christ.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  You realize a paragraph isnt just "some words I didnt want to read" right dumbass? There arent 15 paragraphs there. Not even close. And the token shit is even dumber, yes I'm using AI tokens to make AI memes because thats what fucking tokens are for. You're so desperate to demonstrate how unaffected you are that you're now angrily auditing my paragraph and token consumption lol.

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  JUST SOME MANLY MEN DOING MANLY THINGS AT THE SOUTHPORK R...

  The pussy writing increasingly elaborate :murder: :rape: fantasies because somebody posted memes he doesn't like, probably.

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  Thomas Sowell on free markets

  The racism really adds something.

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  Dawkins makes a pronouncement

  Research.

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  Dawkins makes a pronouncement

  There may be another layer here.

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  Meth

  Parody.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  And you still havent explained how "you post garbage" gets you from people disliking memes to death and rape threats. Those arent even remotely proportional responses. You basically just said "yes people are fucking furious at you, but they have a good reason" in a thread where the entire argument was that nobody was furious. Do you even remember what point you were trying to make anymore?

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  Also "this is because you post garbage and are also a rape victim" doesnt even make logical sense. Being a rape victim isnt a cause of people threatening to rape you dumbass, unless your actually arguing victims somehow invite more threats by having already been victimized. Like seriously what the fuck were you even trying to say here?

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  So now everyone IS mad at me? Pick a fucking story lol. Five minutes ago nobody was angry and everyone was just laughing, now apparently everyone is openly furious and threatening me. You stupid fucks cant even keep your own argument straight for one comment section.

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  JUST SOME MANLY MEN DOING MANLY THINGS AT THE SOUTHPORK R...

  You really needed to tell everyone his sleeves were rolled up and his tattoos were visible? Thats literally what the fucking picture is for. And "stood under a sombrero-wearing trophy elk" like this is somehow important political information lol. At some point you're not reporting anything you're just describing every object in the room to people who have functioning eyes.

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  Meth

  Are you fucking stupid? Pi rounds to 3 if you're rounding to the nearest integer because 3.14159 is closer to 3 than 4. Calling 4 "rounded pi" isnt an approximation error, its just the wrong fucking number. This is elementary school math and somehow OP still managed to fuck it up for a meme.

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  Be ate a ham enrout

  I’ll let the left know you’ve reviewed our submission.

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  Be ate a ham enrout

  Finally, someone willing to defend the controversial position that the President should not be assassinated.

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  Got better shite to do

  You really think "doing nothing" is some sign of masculinity? You watched a movie, you didnt storm Normandy you stupid fuck. People can dislike something and talk about why they dislike it without having some emotional breakdown. The fact that you apparently think having criticism makes somebody a pussy says way more about how insecure you are about looking tough than it does about anyone complaining about a movie.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  The marketplace of ideas has experienced some volatility.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  Do you even know what projecting means or is that just another word you learned online and repeat whenever you dont have an argument? I'm not claiming everyone is secretly mad at me, Op is. I'm literally pointing out that he keeps inventing imaginary emotional reactions and then responding to them. Thats the exact fucking behavior you're accusing me of you smoothbrain. At least understand the word before using it.

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  SOS

  Before I die I need closure on the lobster.

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  SOS

  Wait, was there lobster or not?

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  Title

  You realize that image contains literally billions of houses right you stupid fuck? Thats the entire fucking planet. Saying "I have an image of your house" because you have a picture of Earth is like showing somebody a picture of the ocean and claiming you photographed a specific fish. But I guess understanding what the word "of" means was too much work before posting this dumb shit.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  Nobody said you were crying you stupid fuck lol. You literally invented an accusation and then defended yourself against it because apparently you're so obsessed with proving how little this bothers you that you cant even wait for somebody to actually say something. At this point your doing more work convincing yourself you're not upset than anyone else is doing making fun of you.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  See this is exactly the shit I'm talking about. Nobody needs to "mature" to appreciate your humor Op, your memes just arent funny. You decided anyone who doesnt laugh must not be smart enough to get it, which is probably the most pathetic way possible to avoid admitting your jokes suck. But yeah I'm sure someday the entire internet will finally evolve enough to understand your genius lol.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  You really think people insulting you means they're angry at you? Lol no mf, people make fun of stupid people because watching somebody repeatedly embarrass themselves is funny. You post garbage, people tell you its garbage, then you make another meme about how mad everyone supposedly is. At some point you're not trolling anyone, you're just documenting your own inability to understand why everyone thinks you're a fucking idiot.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  “Sigma.” Right. So you deliberately antagonize people, they get angry, and then you reinterpret their anger as proof that you're superior. Thats a remarkably convenient system. You can call everyone “triggered” if you want, but getting a reaction isn't the same as winning an argument. Sometimes people aren't angry because you've outsmarted them. Sometimes they're angry because you're obnoxious. Eventually mature people learn the difference.

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  Dongs in a living my best life yo.

  The fact that you think people being angry at you means you're winning tells me everything I need to know about you. Normal people don't deliberately antagonize an entire community and then sit there smiling when everyone tells them to fuck off. That's not humor. That's attention-seeking behavior. Maybe someday you'll develop an actual personality instead of whatever this is.

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  SOS

  They said there would be lobster.

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