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  Steven Seagal (On Deadly Ground) is a garden hoe

  Men of principal would draw the line at Lizo and crack whores. Just saying.

  2023-08-08 18:55

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  GTFO

  I think the point of the meme is saying that she is absolutely not welcome around him and if she try’s to get in he’s ready for it. Bitches don’t deserve to be treated like women they deserve to be treated like a bitch. whores will ruin your life(period)

  2023-08-08 16:44

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  What’s the answer?

  (Dog 18, cat 8, mouse 2.) Dog +mouse=20./cat+mouse=10./dog+cat=24./ dog+cat+mouse=26.——- there’s multiple right answers.

  2023-08-03 21:42

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  Insanity

  That’s the best fucking part. If this starts gaining traction, then drastic measures will need to be taken.

  2023-08-03 21:33

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  ok?.......

  That which lacks heat is cold, to lack light is darkness, to lack goodness is evil. In all the truest sense of reality we are the source of evil from which suffering has come into the world. Acceptance of this truth leads to a place we’re the suffering finds meaning and purpose.

  2023-08-03 17:18

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  Missing SD card though

  The cloud is just someone else keeping your shit on their hard drive. No different than buying movies and games online. You are essentially learning how to not own anything and giving it away to ppl that don’t like you. Congratulations

  2023-08-03 13:50

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  Aliens are confirmed to exist

  Sodom and Gomorrah indeed…

  2023-07-27 12:18

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  Talk talk talk

  I tend to see a lot of old ppl that don’t talk to anyone often end up getting Alzheimers more often than not. Use it or lose it.

  2023-07-27 12:06

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  Former U.S. intelligence official David Grusch claims und...

  I don’t believe anything that comes out of the intelligence community.

  2023-07-26 17:43

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  A simple message in difficult times

  

  2023-07-26 17:41

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  Caption this

  Why did Mary say see you later to Greg? She just met him… Slut.

  2023-07-19 22:05

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  I stole this from Discord

  

  2023-07-19 22:03

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  ok?.......

  For the glory God. What greater reason could there be to live and die for?

  2023-07-19 22:02

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  Dog kicker

  Hopefully not. It was a good story imo. No need to give it a sequel or anything.

  2023-07-19 21:59

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  let's gooo !!!!!

  May the same need for help come upon you, and may your response to the child fall back upon your head.

  2023-07-19 16:18

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  Dog kicker

  Dog bites are like a Chinese finger trap. It sounds counter intuitive but if they bite your fore arm, just push it deeper into their mouths, that works every time. In fact when they try to let go you grab the back of their head and force back into their mouth. Good teaching moment for an angry dog. They’ll think twice before doing it again to you. Warning: it only makes you off limits to being bit but not anyone else. Also you have to be cool with a little pain and bleeding.

  2023-07-18 23:32

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  Listen Linda.... Listen.

  You bastard

  2023-07-18 23:27

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  Wouldn't Make Since

  I am probably one of the few ppl that gave that flat earth theory an honest chance. I like skepticism even me being someone that sailed the oceans in the navy. There are a few good points they do bring up but like with every elaborate lie it has a sprinkling of truth. The earth is quite round, there’s no way around it. Pun intended….

  2023-07-18 23:23

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  The Pitbull called Princess

  Keeps them from walking away with the food after dropping it off with a pic a suppose.

  2023-07-14 11:46

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  the chioce

  Giving up is selfishness. The more you give the more you receive. Get involved with charities or a local food bank. Your mental situation will change.

  2023-07-14 11:41

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  wait, what?

  India having over a billion ppl seems to be an outlier.

  2023-07-11 13:12

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  Scary summer meme

  World temps haven’t increased in the last 15 years. Shhhhh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

  2023-07-07 19:39

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  Slow internet meme

  Burn the router, smash the computers and smart phones. Then teach them about honor discipline and self-control. Many men say they’re willing to fight for their children but how many actually do. Don’t be so surprised when you lose them.

  2023-07-07 11:34

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  Simple life

  Most females have become too selfish to just be a simply loving person. Hell!, they don’t even know what love is apart from loving themselves.

  2023-07-07 10:27

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  Title

  Dude, quickest way I can describe it is to tell you to look up the movie “End game”. It’s over a decade old but unless someone else has a better suggestion that’s your best bet...

  2023-07-07 09:42

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  Sounds good, but it's a trap

  The second she asks you for an “open” relationship, your relationship is now over. Best option is to walk away immediately to avoid disaster coming your way. She’s already cheated or she already has a guy in mind. She doesn’t love you anymore, if she even did in the first place. Lift your Head up my guy and keep walking.

  2023-07-07 09:32

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  and here we go

  170 is fat and unattractive for women. That was true 100 years ago and it’s true today. Self-control and discipline is beautiful.

  2023-07-07 09:26

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  Lard knocker

  Isn’t a whale bigger than a mammoth? it should go 151-170(hog), 171-190(mammoth),191+(Humpback whale)

  2023-07-07 09:08

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  Lard knocker

  CianRhapsody Your BMI was 20.2 and 19.5 at those weights. That’s completely fine. Are you a woke dude trolling? My wife before getting pregnant was 5’10 at 135lb. That wasn’t super skinny at all, in fact it was very healthy looking.

  2023-07-07 08:58

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  moo

  Roll credits

  2023-07-07 08:43

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  Double unskippable ads

  Brave browser. You’re welcome

  2023-07-06 16:04

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  Tim + 6

  I would guess the guys are all brothers. Sometimes mom wants all the boys in the pic with their wives but there’s an odd one out.

  2023-07-06 16:00

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  Wokedroid strikes again

  So if someone says something that others find insulting they should be censored??? Communists want power over everyone and everything. No more and no less. For now we talk, but the ones that force an end to the conversation are also the ones that fires the starting pistol for war.

  2023-07-06 15:54

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  Wokedroid strikes again

  Secondly... You don’t even have a coherent and objective definition for good/evil. Why should anyone listen to your words on the subject?

  2023-07-06 15:44

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  Wokedroid strikes again

  Reverse plot twist: The best men know they have bad inside them and live a life to correct it. Evil ppl never see evil when examining themselves. Communists refuse to look honestly in the mirror to examine their own hypocrisy, and that’s why you have and will fail. Internal hypocrisy is a weight that hangs around the neck, preventing you from joy, success, true love, kindness and peace. Just in case you were wondering why your life feels like constant hell, that would be your fault.

  2023-07-06 15:40

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  Wokedroid strikes again

  Memedroid....protecting and promoting cuckoldry and communism. Thanks Memedroid. Families and the world over are better for it. Man I hate evil.

  2023-07-03 17:43

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  State Of Decay

  I knew the military was going down hill when I got out a decade ago. This is a travesty. These ppl who refuse to acknowledge reality for their own selfishness have a heart and soul that will absolutely betray their own country men. Mark my words.

  2023-07-03 17:40

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  Yum

  A waist to leave it they’re (they are???)

  2023-07-03 17:35

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  dongs in a pilot

  As a Navy vet that was in a F/A18 command. Females have Slow reflexes and emotional based decision making. Something children and most women under 50 have in common. Not good for war. They’re also a distraction to younger male sailors. Which isn’t the males fault, just as much as it isn’t a females fault for not being suited for war.

  2023-07-02 12:46

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  Caesar was cis

  Found it! It’s was called Gallia Narbonensis. Now I can sleep.

  2023-07-01 23:27

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  Caesar was cis

  I always thought it was called that by historians because it was the mountains that transitioned up to Gaul. wait... what did the Romans actually call it in Latin??? shit now I can’t sleep until I know..

  2023-07-01 23:08

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  Yes sir

  I don’t get it. The only time I know of that a dude can get penalized (pun intended) for having a boner is in wrestling.

  2023-07-01 22:10

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  Iron man in iron man 2

  Eat more cow liver. Iron pills don’t do crap if you’re iron deficient. You have to have all the other stuff like vitamin A to help absorb iron that’s found in cow liver.

  2023-07-01 22:06

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  yep

  Can we start the sterilization of ppl that have more than one kid out of wedlock??? Asking for a friend here...

  2023-06-28 18:44

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  Nobody wants to see all that Blubber

  Overly obese women that live in a fantasy world and lie to themselves that they are attractive obviously cannot be trusted when anything about themselves come out of their mouths.

  2023-06-28 18:42

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  Balls

  The song “dumb ways to die” was made for this shit.

  2023-06-28 18:35

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  Cut the ground plug off

  I’ve lived in a house that had aluminum wires and two very old houses that both had no ground wire. Haven’t had an issue.

  2023-06-28 18:30

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  2 hours minimum

  Weak sauce. I’ve skipped so many nights of sleep that I have seen more waking hours in my life then some 80 year olds.

  2023-06-28 18:04

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  Her Tinder BIO

  If you’re wondering if a girl is hot or not, ask yourself if she would be handsome if she was born a man. Then don’t let you future sons look like her.

  2023-06-28 17:50

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  In creative pain

  What the hell is “I am in Greyt?

  2023-06-28 17:47

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  dongs in a colony

  Noted... new mission acquired >>> Terraforming Mars into Phoenix Arizona.

  2023-06-27 22:32

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  New covenant gang here

  Don’t be like the pig that complains to be Satisfied with food but once it has eaten it forgets it’s master. The laws are spiritual to the spiritual but to the earthly they are useless.

  2023-06-27 14:02

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  Wholesome

  Regardless, you need a second apple tree to pollinate and grown an apple. The story itself has some holes in it.

  2023-06-26 12:19

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  the fck you are

  Big oil refineries? Is there even one within a 20 mile distance to a suburb or apartment complex in the US? Have you seen the air quality in Beijing?

  2023-06-26 12:16

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  dongs on your wedding certifcate

  I don’t give a crap how much someone makes! Cheating needs to be a factor, and if the bitch wants to up and leave the family for no good reason then she leaves with nothing, zip, zero nada—- money, properties, assets, and kids included.<> At the absolute very least they should have 2 different marriage licenses to choose from with 2 different set of rules. One with modern rules and one with traditional rules. Let ppl decide what kind of marriage they want and what the rules are.

  2023-06-23 19:58

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  Modern women want mysoginists

  In a sense I kind of understand dudes wanting to be “trans-women”.... because there’s barely any women left, just a bunch of silly little selfish whores running around.

  2023-06-22 18:17

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  dongs on your wedding certifcate

  Why TF aren’t we changing the fucking marriage laws yet? Bitches be getting a fucking award for divorces while men get their lives nuked from space.

  2023-06-22 18:13

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  Estaciones del año

  I like the quietness of winter. It also makes spring that much sweeter. Regardless, the green of spring is like coming alive again.

  2023-06-22 18:09

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  Kyle Craven

  Very relevant for today.

  2023-06-22 18:05

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  Stay single

  Not liking someone and being nice to them are two different things. On that note, society can’t survive if whores get to vote and avoid military conscription at the same time. But men loose the right to vote if they don’t apply for military conscription in the USA. I want equality mother fuckers!!!!

  2023-06-22 10:46

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  Wholesome dad

  How old is this?some one said the exact same thing to me a year ago, word for word...

  2023-06-22 10:36

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  Quoth the Raven, fook you biatch

  Their dove of peace was destroyed by the black raven of death. Quite the foreshadowing. —While they are saying, “Peace and safety!” then destruction will come upon them suddenly like labor pains upon a woman with child, and they will not escape.— 1 Thessalonians 5:3...

  2023-06-16 14:41

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  I'm invincible

  Willy Wonka : The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! —. Me: TF is a snozzberry?

  2023-06-15 12:45

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  the gamers appreciate this beauty

  Except everyone is going to forget these obscure form factor disks some day, and one day everyone is going to stand before Jesus. Nothing and no one is like Him.

  2023-06-14 13:57

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  Obi Wan outfit

  Her: if the planet is not in the archives then it simply doesn’t exist.—- Me:

  2023-06-14 13:51

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  Yes or No

  Honestly, It depends on the culture and the country. Every place is going to have bad ppl. But some places have less bad ppl.

  2023-06-14 13:47

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  either safe servitude or dangerous freedom

  I am actually pretty fun to be around, it’s unfortunately never fun telling someone they have cancer. I do no one any favors telling them softly they’re ok when they aren’t.

  2023-06-13 15:52

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  either safe servitude or dangerous freedom

  Delusional, like someone that can’t tell the difference in male and female? Knock knock, it’s reality at the door. It says if you keep lying to yourself and allowing others to believe their own lies you’ll cause nothing but pointless pain and suffering.

  2023-06-13 15:50

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  either safe servitude or dangerous freedom

  It’s called making fun of idiots. And you are an idiot when you trust every stupid fucking thing that the government and tv tells you. You seriously think they give a fuck about you? What kind of ignorant, delusional, ®etarded narcissist believes that billionaires and politicians actually likes them??? They hate you, you fucking moron. They hate all of us and want us to be slaves that can’t do shit. Some of you actually want to be a slave.

  2023-06-13 08:57

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  Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

  It’s called rope. Asians gotta stop throwing bodies at problems that are easily fixable.

  2023-06-12 23:27

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  We destroyed that technology. We can't go back.

  Also the technology to shield the astronauts from space radiation was apparently said to be lost as well.

  2023-06-12 22:31

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  When will they learn

  I found out today that there is aluminum in the salt for the fries at McDonald’s.

  2023-06-12 22:27

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  Don’t be a hypocrite.

  Yes, I hate that they are sexualizing children and forcing everyone else to except their sexual kinks and behavior or else we’re treated like nazis. This behavior is destructive to everyone and everything it touches, even to those that support it.

  2023-06-07 12:01

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  Don’t be a hypocrite.

  It’s probably an example of a picture that OP found on the website. We could ask him but he’s kind of an asshole in my option....

  2023-06-07 11:52

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  This should piss off the blue haired harpies...

  Posted my meme in the morning, then they hold it back so degenerates at 1 am can comment on it. What ever.

  2023-06-07 11:49

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  Something to think about

  T-Rex

  2023-06-07 11:41

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  This should piss off the blue haired harpies...

  I can tell that You’re going to have a packed funeral of crying loved ones wishing you were still around..... was that one a little too between the eyes? You reap what you sow. Apathy begets apathy.

  2023-06-07 11:28

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  Don’t be a hypocrite.

  False: type the word flag in the search bar and scroll down like 30 memes down. I have receipts/ screenshots. I’ve Never seen a picture with the lgbt flag defaced on here. I made this meme in two different formats that both got deleted by admins and was never allowed to go to moderation. Until I took a screenshot of the meme and made this with the argument. Memedroid admins protect this flag over all others.

  2023-06-06 23:13

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  Yes meme

  It’s called extra virgin olive oil. You’re welcome.

  2023-06-06 15:18

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  Wholesome meme day with this teacher

  In the 1828 Webster’s dictionary the one horned rhino was called a unicorn, while the two horned rhino was called bicornis.

  2023-06-06 13:51

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  talk in the comments

  Vets remember Opsec. Who cares if they get shit wrong.

  2023-06-06 13:36

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  Goddamnit

  I’m still lost as to the meaning.

  2023-06-03 21:28

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  It ain't me!

  That statistic was a made up lie from the 80s to try and make it seem more prevalent then it actually was. The same book in the 80s also said that gays need to show up more in movies and tv so that the public would feel like they need to be more supportive of it. Wonder how that all turned out.

  2023-06-03 18:47

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  You sickos will do anything won't you

  I remember when I was a small child I collected a bunch of these bugs and built a home for them with branches and leaves in my red wagon. The next day I looked in the wagon and it was covered in spiders and webbing. My little friends were replaced. For the longest time I thought spiders came from these bugs like butterflies came from caterpillars.

  2023-06-03 18:40

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  dongs in a deathnote

  I’m surprise he didn’t try a color that starts with the letter “B”....Like Blue. fuck smurfs.

  2023-06-03 18:05

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  Red or blue

  Just using your numbers... but you’d have to buy around 170 bit coins with $55,000 at $325 a coin to make a profit of $10,000,000 if you were to sell it at $60,000 a coin. At that point I’d just take the 10 million. I didn’t have $55,000 at that age to buy Bitcoins.

  2023-06-01 15:18

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  Ded

  2003-2010. OIF, OEF. CAG8/CVN71/VFA15. Aviation Machinists Mate/ Plane Captain/ Final checker/ Aircraft turn qual/ CDI qual.

  2023-05-25 13:02

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  Title

  If we are able to have kids with each other then yes, we are. Culture though is another topic. I’ve seen a white man act “black” and a black man act “white”. Humans are all equally stupid to look at their skin color and say to themselves that they need to act a certain way because of their skin color. That’s cultural. And a lot cultures need to be destroyed for infecting minds with selfishness.

  2023-05-25 12:11

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  Ded

  Those were all awesome Navy jets used in the world’s most powerful air force. Not the Stupid Chair Force planes which are from the world’s second most powerful air force.

  2023-05-24 22:13

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  Alien Life Form

  I tried watching a few episodes again a couple years ago. It was definitely funnier when I was a kid.

  2023-05-24 22:03

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  It's B and ONLY B

  Can you believe it?! He doesn’t even know how to use the three seashells...

  2023-05-24 21:43

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  Title

  Kevin Frasard is his name if anyone’s interested.

  2023-05-21 13:24

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  Makes sense

  You sound like a 13 year old girl that throws a fit when she doesn’t get her way. Look clown I wasn’t basing any religious texted off of the idea. It just seems like common fucking sense when trying to keep a society from imploding. PS: life only comes from life, and nothing comes from nothing... atheism is stupid.

  2023-05-21 00:22

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  Makes sense

  Communist Russia did a good job of getting rid of religious ppl. You want that?

  2023-05-20 16:25

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  Makes sense

  And this why we are a society that deserves what we get. Don’t want to keep their word when making vows for better or for worse and don’t want to bring kids up in a stable family at all costs. And here you all are, slowing dying away with your fun and your stuff. Hope it was worth it. Spoiler alert... it’s not.

  2023-05-20 16:23

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  Makes sense

  Broken families with no dads is a huge contributor. This way of life has been too destructive. Probably an unpopular opinion, but forced sterilization for men and women that have a child out of wedlock would make ppl think twice about their choices and also reduce the burden. Making adultery illegal again would help too. Then again, how many ppl are there that are willing to accept this?

  2023-05-20 15:05

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  French people

  Prior to the 20th century the definition of the word unicorn was a one horned rhino. That is all. Carry on about your day.

  2023-05-13 19:26

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  jeez that's dark

  Or... your bathroom is up to code and you actually found out your GFI outlet worked perfectly.

  2023-05-12 14:43

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  I remember that birthday and it was a good life

  The reason why dogs don’t stay with us that long is because humans don’t deserve them.

  2023-05-12 10:56

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  Zero responsibility. How ever you wanna take that...on he...

  “Was” is the key word.

  2023-05-11 16:42

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