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  Pride month celebrates demonic perversion

  Prith

  2025-06-03 04:22

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  oh no

  Misstreating the basketball people is good But those rules are straight up tyranny

  2025-04-30 03:29

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  oh no

  Don't let the tyrannt hide behind good racist ideals. The tree of liberty must be watered

  2025-04-30 00:23

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  Keeping score

  European here, entire europe was hit by the blackout. The tweet is misleading

  2025-04-30 00:20

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  I think it's a bit of an exaduration but then again I als...

  If you have a pc that supports it, try the gates of sovngard collection. I used to mod my own game from scratch but damn did that change my skyrim for the better

  2025-04-18 06:01

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  TLDR Ulfric did nothing wrong

  Ok, he can go be a non asshole somewhere else, like high rock or something... those weird mages like to raw dog the mers

  2025-04-18 05:59

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  TLDR Ulfric did nothing wrong

  Argonians make for bad slaves is skyrim because of the reptilian blood... khajiits are the best, they come with built in coats

  2025-04-16 11:31

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  TLDR Ulfric did nothing wrong

  I don't understand, you worded the argument like if the last part was a negative...

  2025-04-16 11:29

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  TLDR Ulfric did nothing wrong

  Praise Talos!

  2025-04-16 11:27

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  Propaganda go burrrr.....

  Damn, my ancestors where based I must continue their legacy

  2025-04-16 10:00

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  I think it's a bit of an exaduration but then again I als...

  200? Those are rookie numbers

  2025-04-16 09:58

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  Shove a Popsicle up your a-

  We europeans have AC, for both hot and cold weather. It's not a must have in a building, doubly so in private homes. But it's not a foreign concept to us This coment as been done in Portugal

  2025-04-13 15:46

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  i have 17 elephants

  Pls stop, one of my players is on here

  2025-02-21 12:11

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  Frozen flood. Detroit.

  The weather stole the ground, you can't have shit in detroit

  2025-02-20 10:03

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  *gasps* shocked. Shocked I tell you. How could this happen?

  Maybe its for tax law purposes?? Its a wild shot in the dark, but what if they make this losses on purpose just to get tax cuts and thus end up with a profit? Cause how is it that they are getting flop after flop and keep going with no changes?

  2025-02-19 08:02

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  I mean, with all the cameras, they can just watch us do a...

  We mostly just harass minorities and thugs

  2025-02-15 10:49

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  Kingdom Come deliverance II vs Dragon Age the Veilguard s...

  My new pc is coming in this weekend, i can't w8 to play this

  2025-02-06 12:24

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  BROO XD

  It doesn't bother me

  2025-01-27 15:16

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  Fr tho, i just have an AA12 in my pocket (in more)

  As a portuguese human, i can confirm i live in the pocket of a male named Adolf

  2025-01-26 14:07

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  Travelling Paj££ts

  Hey, all im saying is that if the mustache man had focused on "romanie inclined 'people' " instead of the nose "people" we would all be better off

  2025-01-18 09:09

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  Fitness check

  Im actually on a treadmill rn xD

  2025-01-15 12:48

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  Security not found

  As a security guard myself, the robber had a gun while i have a fancy shirt... aint no way im gonna get in front of that for the pocket change he's stealing. He's on camera, he'll get caught. That beeing said, bro is chilling a bit to much

  2025-01-10 08:50

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  missed my date

  This is a somewhat accurate description of my insomnia

  2025-01-06 12:02

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  worth it?

  Its lotr, even if it had no changes, i would go watch it. Only ever seen it on my tv or laptop :(

  2024-12-25 12:32

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  dongs in a budget

  It came to him in a dream

  2024-11-25 17:01

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  Obesity stats by country

  Omg, the rate in japan quintupled

  2024-11-15 13:53

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  Wyd

  Go on an epic adventure, delving dungeons and slaying dragons. During this epic adventure we would bound, and once our love was professed i would die, for i am a plot device (any1 with that fit is clearly the mc)

  2024-11-04 15:58

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  do you remember when Spain and Portugal divided the world...

  Caralho

  2024-10-30 17:15

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  Ducklings duckling

  Duck arround and find out

  2024-10-29 15:43

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  Return to Monke

  Chimpanzee cock*

  2024-10-26 13:22

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  Dongs in a caliphate

  Boa sorte com isso

  2024-10-23 20:13

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  LOTR extended edition meme

  You need at least 14 hours for bathroom breaks and other possible interruptions... i would rather have some movie-less time on the end of the flight then committing the sin of leaving this masterpiece unfinished

  2024-10-23 20:01

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  I like the odd "ankle run" both cats briefly do

  Yeah, gonna watch tom n jerry now xD

  2024-10-23 19:42

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  Learn the enchantment table course

  Հդռըբւ և կազմել է մոտ երկու անգամ գերազանցում

  2024-10-17 12:56

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  Controlling the Weather

  Where is Italy?

  2024-10-06 12:03

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  All I want

  Halloween has fallen, sights of xmas candy filling store shelves have been reported, and this devilish siren's song has been eard more then once by my own ears . We must prepare to defend the next September, they must not gain momentum.

  2024-10-06 06:53

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  Sad video game meme

  I was feeling like that, but 2 weeks ago i started playing dragon age 2 and origins for the first time, having a fucking blast, feel like im a kid again

  2024-10-05 19:50

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  Hint: on the left side

  By luck, i found him in 2 seconds, was in the first place i looked xD

  2024-09-29 19:39

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  2024 woke video games

  Im playing the 2nd Dragon Age game, i kinda love it. I hope they dont fuck it up, but i expect them to

  2024-09-26 10:18

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  DnD players meme

  Although i encouraged all tables to play however tf they want, i actually like those changes

  2024-09-25 15:38

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  The slippery slope

  Duck and rabbit are delicious Snails are good Horse is very chewy but edible French are disgusting and ahould be put down on sight

  2024-09-17 07:15

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  hmmm yes

  Help for DM's in this case, the party just wants them to sell (ask them first), so just add the gold value of the scimmars and any other items that are there just to be sold to an "useless loot" value and now you just need to keep track of 1 number

  2024-09-15 15:52

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  hmmm yes

  What have you done?? You know how hard it is to keep track of that many scimmars??? One of my players is on memedroid, i'm fucked now

  2024-09-15 15:50

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  Getting a speeding ticket on your car as it's being towed

  It's portuguese, if you see the litle wave over a/o like this ã õ or you see a little wave under a c like this ç then its portuguese

  2024-09-14 12:47

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  New life hack

  If you live in Portugal, 90km/h is enought for running the yellow on most speed lights

  2024-09-14 11:44

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  Duolingo Memes:

  Sim senhor!

  2024-09-13 15:42

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  HYPE

  OP is gay

  2024-09-13 12:20

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  Feels bad man

  OP is gay

  2024-09-13 12:19

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  Feels bad man

  OP is gay

  2024-09-13 12:19

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  Did you guys knew that the meme factory got updated?

  OP is gay

  2024-09-13 12:18

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  Its all memes

  OP is gay

  2024-09-13 12:18

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  What are your favorite d&d classes?

  OP is gay

  2024-09-13 12:18

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  Germany closes borders

  The thing is.... it worked well, with cultural integration and cultural diversity actual standing as a plus for decades... until non-europeans where given the same treatment... funny thing to think about

  2024-09-13 12:17

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  Still haven't found the title

  Me rn as well

  2024-09-13 12:12

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  Deleted

  He sent a "God loves and accepts you, brother"

  2024-09-13 11:42

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  Sneaky gaming in the 2000s

  Moisture is a bitch, wouldn't want to deal with it

  2024-09-13 06:45

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  Monke

  Beeing part of a separatist movement against the galactic republic (battlefront 2 - 2004)

  2024-09-10 15:46

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  Second?

  In that moment he knew she was the one

  2024-09-10 11:41

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  reality isn't much better tbh

  It would still be worth it for that milky goodness

  2024-09-10 08:48

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  Germany closes borders

  One of the parts of beeing EU member is having open borders for other EU members, so once you are in europe you can move freely between most countries tge same way you americans go from one state to another. It was legit great till the refugee crisis

  2024-09-10 06:51

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  Title

  A white scientist got scratched by an infected monkey. If we are gonna be racists, then lets be good at it, they are bad enought without us starting to make up stuff

  2024-09-03 08:55

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  Guest the name

  Nitler

  2024-09-03 08:52

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  Sis is finding ways but in an illegal way

  Firefighters are usually somewhat morally upstanding, willing to risk their life to protect others, athletic, her ways may be wrong, but she is at least looking for good men

  2024-09-03 08:17

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  That's a Pokémon

  Was expecting autumn to use the american name and show basketball people, aka the fall of Disney

  2024-09-03 08:14

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  Title

  I must learn

  2024-09-03 07:32

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  Title

  Holy ketamine that's a nice pic

  2024-09-02 03:26

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  I remember that day

  /

  2024-09-01 13:39

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  stop that nonsense somehow

  "OuR cOuNtRy Is BaD cAuSe Of CoLoNiAlIsn n sHiEt"

  2024-09-01 06:23

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  power of monke

  Op is gay

  2024-08-30 14:28

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  challenge accepted

  Did you account for soil absorption of liquid and liquid-like substances? And what about drainage from the water sources in the canyon? Cause semen will dissolve in water whilst said water isn't saturated

  2024-08-25 15:58

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  Portuguese Disney princess

  Some portuguese women have a bit of hair on their upper lip, yes they remove it cause its ugly, yes we make fun of the idea that our women have mustaches. Also sometimes old widows that dont give a fuck let the lady mustache grow

  2024-08-24 06:56

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  How to play with the cats

  Thats actually smart cause they can bite and scratch at will without hurting you

  2024-08-21 10:31

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  He got the vibes

  Bloody pagans

  2024-08-11 16:05

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  Winging it

  I did a hahan't when i saw this

  2024-07-29 14:50

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  what men really dream about

  Na, crossbows would useless, and 1 on 1 even other weapons would fail, your best bet is a trap that makes the bear unable to approach you, such as a hidden pit and then take it out with something that has reach, a spear for example

  2024-07-26 08:36

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  Jojoe_Biden

  I aint even american, but if he could really de-niggafy the blacks then he would have my vote

  2024-07-07 12:19

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  Eva Vlaardingerbroek on Europe

  The moors where invaders, and didnt last more then 200-300 years here

  2024-07-02 07:12

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  There are great female characters in George Lucas Star Wars

  ... lana beniko, vette, kira Carsen....

  2024-06-21 14:34

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  Work life balance

  I worked 114 hours last week

  2024-04-02 06:46

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  Tell me in the comments

  Incest (ck3 is dope)

  2024-04-02 04:24

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  if men woud bleed

  Take her to ginecologist. Knew a girl who had very serious period pain from youth and it ended up beeing serious, she became sterile. Doesnt hurt to check

  2024-03-26 17:32

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  Straight from the Mongol empire

  Not that little actually, although accuracy is reduced, on the scenarios where this was used, it is accurate enought. Remenber, in war they would be aiming at soldiers that would be standing in big numbers/formations.

  2024-03-26 16:50

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  Chuds

  Both franks and saxons are germanic tribes that settled in roman territory, the picture depicts a celt with a celtic background

  2024-03-23 19:57

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  Choose

  Maruchan is the goat, they dont sell it anymore in portugal

  2024-03-02 11:29

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  Gamers be like

  If you are a DM in dnd put an empty chest, there is and isn't treasure at the same time, dissapoint your players twice with a single stroke

  2024-02-28 08:13

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  Why?

  Dont you mean Rhodesia?

  2024-02-18 16:26

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  Richard Simmons as Kid Rock & a flying tomato as Tugg Spe...

  Wiggas in paris

  2024-01-24 19:21

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  My brother would give it to the dog.

  In Brazil its tradition to give out the cake slices in the order of whomever is the most important person to you

  2024-01-17 18:51

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  i'm wheezing

  Great idea

  2024-01-17 18:46

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  How could anyone stoop so low

  

  2024-01-13 04:52

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  jewish tunnels brooklyn news

  If its blacks then its a gang, italians its a mob, jews it's a coincidence

  2024-01-10 18:23

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  Retired male soccer players vs American women's team

  Football is a sprinters game, it takes a lot of energy to keep up pace for 90 minutes, its easier on the young. Plus most non american boys grow up playing, by the time they are im highschool they got 10+ years of playing ball casually

  2023-12-30 07:52

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  should we tell em?

  Dick sinks, balls float, im told it becomes more noticable in your 40's cause the sack gets saggy

  2023-12-30 07:29

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  She thinks nobody is trying harder at Christmas

  Chocolates/booze is the "i dont know what you like" gift, candy for people who dont drink, and something you would store in a shelf for thoose who do drink

  2023-12-26 13:05

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  oh

  

  2023-12-16 19:58

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  It's my birthday meme

  

  2023-12-15 10:46

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  Me boy

  No more jiggas

  2023-12-14 13:46

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  DND

  Another good way to deal with that is having the remaining bandits run away with all the loot.

  2023-12-08 05:50

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  DND

  Best way to deal with that situation is to have the remaining bandits make an ambush where they hide behind barricades, close the doors behind the playera and fill the room with traps (and clarify that they did it cause they had plenty of time to prepare)

  2023-12-08 05:49

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  She's pumping that mega base

  

  2023-12-05 08:07

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