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  Upvote all comments...

  Breasts are made of fatty tissues... They'll eventually sag no matter what.

  2013-12-30 20:35

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  I like memedriod

  I was really happy actually..

  2013-12-22 09:45

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  FUCK YEAH!

  But then Canada will have to take him back!

  2013-08-17 03:16

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  So True

  Why not both?

  2013-08-15 20:51

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  true fuckin story lol jk i dont run

  Pretend you have an important text message. Stop and text for a minute, then proceed to run again!

  2013-08-15 03:38

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  Mother of god

  Actually, they put “You" and the cover was reflective so you could see yourself in the cover.

  2013-08-11 04:12

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  Gamer Girls

  But I like mac & cheese...

  2013-08-02 02:52

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  can I sharpen my human please?

  Kinda looks like bacon

  2013-07-04 02:27

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  hate it when this happens

  Life hack: put boxers inside pants, pull them up together. No bunching!

  2013-06-07 03:37

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  :0

  I have found that sweet things help.

  2013-06-02 23:02

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  I don't want to live in this house anymore

  Also a splinter waiting to happen on the left. It's an ambush!

  2013-06-01 04:33

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  Respect to that person. Who else would do this ?

  I don't see the problem with taking it to the police, since the owners will be able to get it back.

  2013-05-28 17:04

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  Math

  You mean abnormal?

  2013-05-28 16:53

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  aww

  The kid probably asked the parent how to spell the more difficult words, hence the lack of errors in “accident".

  2013-05-28 15:40

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  Comment favorite porn :)

  What bothers me most is when guys strip down completely, but leave their socks on.

  2013-05-23 19:51

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  Gotta love disappointment

  My brother does this all the time? Reese Puff cereal? Nope. Empty box.

  2013-05-23 18:34

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  ⭐

  But my fear prevents me from getting aroused.

  2013-05-23 18:24

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  Sad but true

  But the boy bear also didn't accept the girl bear for her imperfections. Rather than just love her the way she was, he tried to make her “perfect". In a relationship, you shouldn't focus on changing yourself or the other person.

  2013-05-22 22:57

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  Double facepalm.

  To make it worse, I think those leaves are plastic.

  2013-05-22 22:44

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  He said fuck im telling

  Not if you watch hentai!

  2013-05-22 22:36

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  whats your favourite pizza crust?

  Someone mentioned bacon... Do they have bacon and cheese crusts?

  2013-05-22 19:56

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  boners....

  My younger brother popped a boner when he was 4 during the nude scene of Titanic. He asked my mom why he felt funny down there.

  2013-05-22 18:31

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  no

  At least it's a legit name and not North or South.

  2013-05-22 18:28

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  hahaha nice

  I also thought of L4D2, so I was initially confused by the contradiction claim. And then I thought of period blood.

  2013-05-22 18:22

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  big AND black

  it's so fluffy!

  2013-05-22 18:13

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  okay

  They could have at least gotten a pizza with more than just cheese on it.

  2013-05-21 19:55

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  pepperoni pizza

  pepperoni

  2013-05-21 14:42

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  Yes

  I choose male characters because they usually look more badass.

  2013-05-21 14:40

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  what the....

  Is it just me or does the mannequin in the middle look like Nicolas Cage?

  2013-05-20 03:41

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  stop smoking, it`s killing you

  Burnt plastic smells awful though.

  2013-05-20 03:30

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  don't forget

  The fourth member of the party, Polidori, wrote Vampyre, which later inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula. Finally, my English degree is put to use.

  2013-05-19 18:14

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  don't forget

  As mentioned before, Frankenstein was written by Mary Shelley when she was traveling with her husband and two friends (one being Lord Tennyson). Due to bad weather, they were trapped indoors, and so had a contest to write the best horror story.

  2013-05-19 18:13

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  title knows you

  I have ad block.

  2013-05-19 18:04

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  who cares about poor title :(

  People still give a shit about Frankie Muniz?

  2013-05-19 18:01

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  my life

  Rather than being insulted, I just get lectured endlessly about not spending enough time with the family.

  2013-05-19 15:02

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  what would you do?

  I didn't see the thought bubbles coming out of the guitarist's head, so I thought it was supposed to be Justin Bieber's memory. When I realized though, so much lulz were had.

  2013-05-19 14:47

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  Dat penis

  Dem balls are huuuuge!

  2013-05-18 05:00

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  WTF!

  Does your penis even lift?

  2013-05-17 19:44

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  ha-ha

  I like how they put the saucer in with the mug.

  2013-05-17 13:51

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  Cagemon

  Not sure if really good drawings of Nicolas Cage, or I'm just brainwashed to see his face everywhere.

  2013-05-17 06:44

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  I thought they could :-(

  This reminds me of Toy Story, when Buzz sees the commercial and discovers he's a toy.

  2013-05-17 06:40

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  mind = blown

  ^ Maybe Jesus was a wizard.

  2013-05-17 06:28

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  What nation are you

  Another Canadian.

  2013-05-16 03:18

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  oh absolutely

  It works.

  2013-05-15 19:30

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  just deal with it

  Kinda relevant username.

  2013-05-15 18:55

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  tci13t1xl3xe12

  Why don't we just all talk about how great this one man is and leave religion out of it?

  2013-05-15 16:10

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  Not sure which one is the original..

  I think the photoshop made them too skinny though, which made it seem less realistic. Otherwise, not bad!

  2013-05-15 04:47

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  me gusta floppy disk

  I remember making crappy little frame-by-frame animations in computer class and saving them on floppy disks. Man, that used to contain all our work for the term.

  2013-05-15 04:39

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  lolwut

  Dat hair!

  2013-05-15 04:29

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  Still

  Rapist bikes.

  2013-05-14 15:34

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  impossibru!!!!!!

  Manly as fuck.

  2013-05-14 15:31

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  Still

  I too had an experience like this on a bike. I was riding my bike while standing, my foot slipped on one of the pedals and I fell hard on the seat. I bled but I think I just scratched something. It scared 9-year-old me though.

  2013-05-14 03:58

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  ...

  Am I the only one who doesn't understand the middle picture? why are they holding a gun to his head?

  2013-05-13 18:54

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  I want to marry her <3

  Or just play video games together and everyone wins!

  2013-05-12 03:40

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  whipped ice cream is perfection

  It seems that I'm in the minority, but I prefer my ice cream not melted.

  2013-05-11 18:05

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  Bro,

  No one ever asks for my number

  2013-05-11 18:00

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  potato

  I just finished a tube of Jalapeño flavored ones.

  2013-05-11 17:41

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  women or Asian?

  Free condom!

  2013-05-09 19:35

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  awesome smell is awesome

  New Febreze scent, Shitrus, so you can smell the reek of a freshly shat toilet anywhere you go! Use it in kitchens, bedrooms, offices - even in the car!

  2013-05-09 18:28

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  SAVE MEMEDROID!

  Not sure if a lot of Memedroid users are 12, or they just all commented here.

  2013-05-09 18:26

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  reality

  The misplaced hair made this extra hilarious.

  2013-05-09 18:20

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  Somehow, I survived.

  After 15 minutes of agonizing terror, I reached my stop unscathed, with all of my belongings still in possession. Whether or not the man later on hijacked the bus is not my problem.

  2013-05-09 17:18

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  Title says Hi

  So when he wakes up with a bigger headache, what does he do then?

  2013-05-09 15:17

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  bananas b a n a n a s

  Why is it every time a banana is mentioned on memedroid, I'm eating one?

  2013-05-09 07:35

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  Girls do this shit all the time.

  I never say no to my boyfriend, but he does to me.

  2013-05-09 00:30

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  they suspect nothing

  It's like when you accidentally plant the wrong crop in Farmville.

  2013-05-09 00:15

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  ok then

  It really aggravates me when they do that “uhmm" business. It's a goddamn picture, you don't need time to think!

  2013-05-09 00:13

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  boterosque xD

  By that logic, I'm a sex toy.

  2013-05-09 00:05

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  Mother of cloud!!

  This made me think of Little Foot's mom in The Land Before Time.

  2013-05-09 00:01

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  title agrees

  Click on ALL the hot pictures!

  2013-05-08 23:59

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  You shall pass to the comment section

  I do this with my boyfriend too. Whoever puts the card into the machine first pays. It's playful and fun.

  2013-05-08 19:33

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  Probably because we don't sleep.

  Unfortunately, this doesn't apply for me.

  2013-05-08 19:19

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  lol

  But I laughed.

  2013-05-08 19:10

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  Dog Humping

  That's Boo, the pomeranian!

  2013-05-08 19:09

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  I cant multitask

  That poor cat.

  2013-05-08 19:04

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  Fucking logic

  But you're not allowed to marry the horse.

  2013-05-08 18:27

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  forever nick cage

  One does not simply do a Nicolas Cage meme without spelling his name correctly.

  2013-05-08 18:18

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  The hand position say it all..

  Not sure if guy is virgin because he didn't get to insert penis, or they mean the girl was a virgin.

  2013-05-08 18:17

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  Summer is approaching

  So when the women are done tanning, they're pretty much tan poop.

  2013-05-08 18:16

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  Fellow Memedroiders, what are tips you have on how to hav...

  I can't dance either, so I have no advice. It's even worse when I'm teetering in heels.

  2013-05-08 18:14

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  hehe

  Not sure if sexy or disturbing.

  2013-05-08 18:13

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  mind-blown

  I looked it up.. There doesn't seem to be any evidence for this. As awesome as it sounds, it's probably not true.

  2013-05-08 07:26

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  Cat bath

  The cat noped the fuck out of there.

  2013-05-07 12:58

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  Aww they're so cute when they're playing

  I was eating a banana when I saw this.

  2013-05-06 18:50

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  clever

  Why would you want to drink chocolate milk while you poop?

  2013-05-06 15:02

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  I love you 3rd comment

  That's a bus from Vancouver, BC. It's Canadian!

  2013-05-06 07:37

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  its so good though

  I don't want fingers going into my ice cream!

  2013-05-06 07:31

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  happens only in india

  Today, my 9-year-old nephew asked me if a moped was from India, because according to him, Indians are less stylish.

  2013-05-06 07:29

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  that moment

  Surprise buttsex!

  2013-05-06 07:22

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  Kids

  Kid Trooper is not impressed.

  2013-05-06 07:19

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  Just take my money already

  How do you connect your device to the one on the right if you're plugged into the computer?

  2013-05-06 07:17

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  resigning with an advertisement as well this man is a genius

  But then won't they be eating the evidence of his resignation?

  2013-05-06 07:01

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  I DO HAVE A SOUL

  I'm pretty sure those aren't natural highlights.

  2013-05-06 00:09

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  So the cow jumped over the moon, tied itself to it, then ...

  I totally had the theme song of Mission Impossible playing in my head when I read this.

  2013-05-06 00:07

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  Leonard

  That's exactly how my dog looks like when she sticks her face out the window.

  2013-05-06 00:04

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  Gangster

  Don't forget the Sharpie tattoo!

  2013-05-05 23:59

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  69th comment is awesome.

  Please someone put Nicolas Cage or Kim Jong Un's face on those.

  2013-05-05 23:46

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  GG!!!

  Wait, that guy was fapping to a girl playing Pokemon?

  2013-05-05 23:45

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  wtf did I just read?

  I saw a documentary about people who would take the placenta and prepare a dish with it, because it's supposed to be very nutritious.

  2013-05-05 23:42

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  farts

  Bumeo and Juliass.

  2013-05-05 23:06

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