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  true

  ^ well you could have the greatest personality in the world but if you look like whoopi Goldberg and honey boo boo combined, I wouldn't date you

  2014-04-19 12:48

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  open your eyes

  Because listening to people who has been through it already is stupid The reason you're sad is because you didn't listen and you fucked up your own life thinking you know everything when you don't know anything

  2014-04-18 20:27

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  fwp

  African kids will know our hardships

  2014-04-18 18:38

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  ...

  ambidextrous bitches

  2014-04-17 16:43

  +11
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  aww poor fellas

  First I was like: awwww Then I was like : ewwww

  2014-04-17 16:39

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  dat face..

  ^it means "to be able to do something" , as in she doesn't have his permission

  2014-04-17 16:36

  +100
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  Mary jane

  drugs are bad for you mkay

  2014-04-17 16:06

  +38
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  pun?? 5th comment gets a tardis key

  I was going to comment but forgot what the meme was about

  2014-04-16 16:42

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  unrealistic goals

  look at them abs

  2014-04-14 21:06

  +38
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  Ha

  if that's what you need to tell your morbidly obese self to feel better

  2014-04-14 21:05

  +98
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  title

  I'm straight

  2014-04-14 20:41

  +21
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  bug fixes

  so you would rather have lots of nice shit that never works ?

  2014-04-14 20:39

  +20
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  Fuel efficiency

  I don't drink beer so am I an electric car ?

  2014-04-14 20:19

  +8
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  ●_●

  I wouldn't eat ass but with ass, you know what you're putting your mouth to. You don't know what's that shit on the banana

  2014-04-14 20:14

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  Which is your fav?

  all Disney movies are tied together in a timeline and I'm the same universe, if you didn't know

  2014-04-14 20:10

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  problem solved:)

  ^it will also snap your neck

  2014-04-14 19:20

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  blood moon

  ^can you not read ? It was says ET meaning USA eastern time so that's 6 hours and 11 minutes from me posting this comment

  2014-04-14 19:19

  +7
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  favorite meme?

  you'd get arrested

  2014-04-12 11:48

  +5
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  How to waist money $$

  ^^ waste*

  2014-04-12 10:32

  +11
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  i am a docter... trust me...

  all their faces are fucked up looking

  2014-04-12 10:07

  +17
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  Pokemon Logic

  well it's not my pokemon yet if I have to catch it

  2014-04-11 17:37

  +10
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  The_Block_Game~Official

  but I wasn't finish with being alive

  2014-04-11 17:35

  +7
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  I'm so done

  they're late on the rent, eviction is the bottom of my shoe

  2014-04-09 17:06

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  butt that's a smurf child

  are we talking whoopi Goldberg unattractive or questionable disease looking bumps on face type unattractive ?

  2014-04-09 17:04

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  true dat, however i like boobs...

  not even going to insult this, just going to down vote and swipe to the next meme

  2014-04-09 17:02

  +13
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  How about them Apples?!

  as in human nature, it'll be some douche to fuck it up for everyone

  2014-04-09 17:01

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  Jaden is a retard

  "let's take everything in a literal sense and never be open minded to things that don't agree with the way we think" -everyone on memedroid

  2014-04-05 18:57

  -1
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  fuck cancer

  I don't believe they're fake, let me feel them

  2014-04-05 18:51

  -34
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  1st comment fucks the 10th comment , peter you grab me a ...

  ^^^becausw he is forever alone and can't stand up for himself

  2014-04-05 11:36

  +21
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  dat farm doe

  Android can use iFunny and no one bats an eye . iPhone/iOS can use memedroid and everyone loses their mind

  2014-04-05 11:35

  +59
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  so true

  What the actual fuck is going on here ?

  2014-04-05 11:33

  +85
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  spoiled kids

  ^pretty sure a Porsche doesn't cost $20,000

  2014-04-05 11:32

  +25
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  hehehe

  Maybe in soviet Russia , the memes are good

  2014-04-05 11:31

  +7
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  good idea

  ^my dressers are for my underwear , socks and undershirts. I have too many clothes for that

  2014-04-04 09:20

  +5
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  good idea

  Where are my clothes gonna go

  2014-04-03 17:38

  +33
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  G-DUB

  ^ this is hilarious tho

  2014-04-03 17:33

  +17
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  Sounds dangerous

  ^^it says what happens , a bear flying at Mach one kills them

  2014-04-03 12:40

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  Cats are awesome

  It's floating water

  2014-04-03 12:32

  +13
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  15°

  I wouldn't wear a coat unless it was under 32 degrees (0 degrees)

  2014-04-02 12:07

  -4
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  Shiiit

  15 inches long . He should call Guinness world record book

  2014-04-02 12:07

  +45
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  whaaaaaaat????

  I see nothing but great deals

  2014-04-01 19:36

  +17
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  Lol love quagmire.!

  clever

  2014-04-01 19:35

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  America

  Is it bad I wanted to strangle her cause she is so fat ?

  2014-04-01 12:44

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  Hi.

  ^^water slides

  2014-04-01 09:26

  +11
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  totally righteous dudes

  ^^^no, it's incognito mode on the computer

  2014-04-01 09:25

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  .

  there are two Nick Furys, there's a black one and a white one but they are in different universes

  2014-03-30 13:41

  +52
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  None for you!

  Now I can have disappointment for lunch

  2014-03-30 11:01

  +16
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  .

  You can just move your tv and game into the bathroom

  2014-03-30 11:00

  +4
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  lolz

  ^bluemage *

  2014-03-29 14:11

  -10
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  lolz

  This is dumb as shit , I miss the old memedroid with Smoove_Milton and blue mags and

  2014-03-29 14:10

  -11
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  use the force

  "300mbps" I said to my new router :successkid:

  2014-03-29 14:09

  +5
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  oh the irony.

  They're on hour 6

  2014-03-29 14:08

  +17
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  Sorry, better leave

  Sooooo I'm not getting an extra honey mustard cup for my mcnuggets ?

  2014-03-29 14:07

  +5
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  ultimate TEABAG

  That would be kinda awesome actually

  2014-03-29 14:06

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  AMERICA THESE DAYS

  Cigarettes are disgusting

  2014-03-29 14:06

  +54
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  Damn right!

  Boy, that sure was a great app

  2014-03-28 19:05

  -4
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  3rd comment absorbs 8th comment's virginity

  There's a rage comic with these exact words, now I know where he stole it from

  2014-03-28 19:05

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  ...

  ^ it's not breaking , I hate when ppl say that. Because of physics, this is possible

  2014-03-25 21:07

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  why??!

  You reposted, that's what you did to deserve it

  2014-03-25 21:04

  +10
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  What will the exact date when cats will rule the world?

  Yea he posted a repost but y'all let it through moderation knowing it was a repost, just look how sad meme droid is getting

  2014-03-24 19:41

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  Had to use the bathroom and stoped it when I stoped it at

  I love doctor who as much as the next guy but this meme is just awful

  2014-03-24 19:39

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  I love this app

  Pregnant girls aren't fat, it's just a child up in there, unless they are honey boo boo mother

  2014-03-24 12:16

  +11
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  They get hard too!

  this is stupid. Dicks are suppose to get hard. Life isn't, humans made it hard

  2014-03-21 09:34

  -6
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  logic

  ^^pure H2O has no taste. tap water, we are tasting the minerals and stuff that's in it

  2014-03-20 12:29

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  Sorry if Repost

  ^ unless, idk, there was a person holding the phone counteracting the weight

  2014-03-19 12:39

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  Aweeeee

  ^ so? you have a problem with that ? they're friends, not lovers, stop being homophobic bitch

  2014-03-18 19:04

  +64
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  5-0 be creepin

  the 5-0 means the police

  2014-03-17 19:20

  +5
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  yes this is paper, i would like a number 2, super sized, ...

  depending on who you ask, this guy is either best barber ever or the worst barber ever

  2014-03-17 19:19

  +10
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  troll

  ^ and here I thought it was short for "happy holidays"

  2014-03-17 13:33

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  Jesse Pinkman

  I'm a track runner and that's a really awful time. People that's saying it's a 4 minute mile, do not realize, you can't keep your full speed the entire time, if she's struggling to do 200m in 30 seconds, she would drastically slow down

  2014-03-17 13:27

  +5
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  cold as ice

  how is this rated so high ? I can't see or read any of this shit

  2014-03-17 13:16

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  She nose

  that's terrifying

  2014-03-16 13:03

  +10
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  Hey, sexy lady!

  where are the good memes at ?

  2014-03-15 09:02

  +26
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  .

  like a sir

  2014-03-15 09:01

  +6
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  Vote for Equality....

  there's 168 hours in a full week. if you work 40 hours a week , then you have 128 to yourself. So with that math,, you actually get more, stop complaining.

  2014-03-15 09:00

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  Sage advice, Dr. Mittens

  they'd probably be even faster, and it would be scarier because they could grab your ass

  2014-03-15 08:36

  +18
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  What if its true

  uploaded by the raggedy man

  2014-03-14 09:27

  +14
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  Not all heros wear a cape

  why is he walking into incoming traffic, other ppl are going to need surgeries now

  2014-03-12 18:05

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  2025

  they don't know what a book is but my dude in the book has a flip phone and dude to the right has a phone with buttons and a screen that's like half a inch big

  2014-03-12 12:37

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  Finally

  just run, they can't hit you

  2014-03-12 12:35

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  lol

  I was about to ask, what about the other lights, but on closer inspection, it was just crumbs from my taco on my phone

  2014-03-12 12:34

  +23
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  You think you're good Aang

  I loved that scene, it was too funny

  2014-03-12 09:27

  +17
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  worls first hotel helicopter launched in dubai

  don't piss on my leg and tellme it's rain

  2014-03-11 12:15

  +71
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  Her priorities have been set.

  ^^^ someone didn't get the joke

  2014-03-11 12:13

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  Happened to my fellow memedroider... Hjalrim_167

  why is memedroid so clear and blacker? I smell a repost

  2014-03-11 12:09

  +54
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  Fun fact Pokémon black and blue is stupid

  PETA being a dumbass over a anime

  2014-03-11 12:09

  +97
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  Do it now!

  memes are just stupid on memedroid now

  2014-03-11 12:08

  -6
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  dats my son ..

  baby is checking how many likes he has gotten on instagram

  2014-03-11 12:05

  +11
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  at work

  this is so true, I do 15 minute intervals tho. Just try not to look at the clock no matter what

  2014-03-10 12:03

  +105
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  whaat ?? ajjaaja

  it's also Photoshop if ppl think it's real

  2014-03-07 12:09

  -20
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  Before Jada there was Nia!

  ^ because all the repost, unoriginal stuff, everybody tryin to be a troll, and he's right, memedroid's community has gotten worse over the past months and it's sad

  2014-03-07 04:57

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  Before Jada there was Nia!

  ^^^^ he wasn't a sissy about trolls, if you were getting constantly bothered with for over a year everyday on memedroid, I'm sure you'd get tired of it too. And that was the only reason, he said the main reason was because memedroid turned to shit

  2014-03-07 04:55

  +4
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  favorite doctor?

  he's not A Doctor, he's THE Doctor

  2014-03-06 18:44

  +21
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  Before Jada there was Nia!

  ^^^smoother than Smoove_Milton?

  2014-03-06 18:41

  +12
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  pretty sure this is rite

  older ppl probably thought the same way of our generation when we were kids

  2014-03-06 05:38

  +15
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  BP vest testing 1924.

  real men

  2014-03-06 05:35

  +35
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  Oppaaa

  you done goofed

  2014-03-06 05:34

  +61
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  Cookies

  yes, I'm a murderer. because I , myself, killed the chicken and formed them into dinosaur shapes

  2014-03-05 19:42

  +6
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  well

  you want a funny and original post on memedroid? you should want something more realistic, like reposts and disappointment

  2014-03-05 19:40

  +15
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  burn!

  that was a stupid comeback, not even worth being a meme

  2014-03-05 09:26

  +24