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  Beans is 19 and built like a beloved plushie

  Beans is tired

  2026-08-04 19:18

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  Nobody knows what bro is doing

  "Whom do you serve?"

  2026-08-04 09:26

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  Peak ideal

  Exactly it

  2026-07-05 19:34

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  Peak ideal

  It's probably going to China so by hand

  2026-06-30 10:01

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  He's just forkliftmaxxing

  Both

  2026-04-20 10:14

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  Life always asks us to choose

  Both? Both. Both is good.

  2026-04-18 22:50

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  Atm

  Recursive algorithms and a lot of calculus

  2026-03-30 16:10

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  Shameful

  We're too drunk to care

  2026-03-25 23:05

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  Life lessons every dad tries to pass down

  Older cars generally this will work, anything newer has safety features that prevent this

  2026-03-25 14:54

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  dongs in a bomb

  Excellent

  2026-03-22 01:18

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  dongs in a limo

  I won't tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there will be signs

  2026-03-22 01:17

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  POV you actually sanded your 3D prints

  Wife Material

  2026-03-16 16:08

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  welp, guess i have to follow along now

  Unfortunately I have, and I hope no one else experiences it

  2026-03-16 15:05

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  DOJ watching a PDF magically become an mp4 file

  

  2026-03-02 19:27

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  white death

  500 is a conservative estimate, it's believed his body count was much higher

  2026-02-25 19:27

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  Not gonna lie

  G uess we have to narrow it down guys

  2026-02-24 19:19

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  500k easy choice

  Sounds like you're getting ripped off

  2026-02-23 12:31

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  We once looked up and dreamed of other moons

  Our moon's proper name is Luna

  2026-02-23 11:19

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  I am here to spread my unhappiness with my shitty memes

  But sharing is caring

  2026-02-19 19:28

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  Best therapy ever

  Yay, more AI slop

  2026-02-10 21:26

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  Randomly asking if youre free on February 14th

  I'm free everyday

  2026-02-10 13:31

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  Be a man, eat it.

  The expiration date is often for the container, not the product inside

  2026-02-04 10:35

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  Trifling

  Hell yeah

  2026-01-27 18:07

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  Just another moment that made us scratch our heads

  Bigger the glob the better the job

  2026-01-16 13:34

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  I'd buy the engagement ring asap but she's probably Mossa...

  I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes!

  2026-01-15 09:44

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  First date at Costco classic

  She's a keeper

  2026-01-07 11:33

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  Well, well, well

  G... Well, Well, Well...

  2026-01-02 10:44

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  Title

  Antiseptic

  2025-12-26 07:54

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  Hobbit stats looking like boss fight resume

  Without Pippin, Gondor would have never received help from Rohan and would have fallen

  2025-12-22 10:20

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  Paycheck lost in corporate purgatory

  First paycheck that bounces means I bounce

  2025-12-16 09:00

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  lol

  Commie

  2025-12-07 15:58

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  Metal head

  Strike at zero hour

  2025-12-07 13:43

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  she mad

  Damn a White Chicks reference

  2025-12-03 15:47

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  That weird jeans loop? It's for your short friend in crowds

  Hammer loop, they're carpenter jeans

  2025-12-02 17:30

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  Grandparents let the dog wear the hats now

  Finally, some good news

  2025-11-28 12:32

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  this shits peak

  Absolute cinema, run it

  2025-11-21 19:14

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  Angus needs a walk, but the soul needs pizza

  It's an older one sir, but it checks out

  2025-11-11 14:52

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  Writing a book is 90% existential dread

  High fantasy

  2025-11-11 11:54

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  Writing a book is 90% existential dread

  Writing my books has been nothing but fun, editing however is painful

  2025-11-10 11:39

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  Watching that cannon ball bounce off the hull reminds me ...

  Fun fact: the USS Constitution had a unique design in that the hull was layered with 2 different kinds of oak, and the middle layer was Live Oak which is what caused cannonballs to bounce off

  2025-10-31 08:47

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  This guy was born to pump gas like a champ

  Damn dude, save some for the rest of us

  2025-10-28 18:55

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  military grade my ass

  Military grade: As cheap as possible from the lowest bidder

  2025-10-24 14:44

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  pixar lamp disrespect

  Or just take the compliment

  2025-10-23 16:26

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  you autistic? gamer mode

  Well now I need to know

  2025-10-23 13:42

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  This dad built a freakin sci-fi warship for his kid

  Average Chinese Navy experience

  2025-10-21 16:01

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  Tire pressure says 34‑33‑33; car’s lying

  Poke it with a nail

  2025-10-21 15:59

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  Democrats vs Republicans

  Source: I made it the fuck up

  2025-10-21 15:52

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  yeah

  Surely someone will remember

  2025-10-08 14:01

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  You Didn't Need Those Teeth Anyway

  Might as well give up man, it won't be as good as the first three

  2025-10-05 01:04

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  To whom do you serve? Saru-Dough

  "Whom do you serve?"

  2025-09-27 11:02

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  Got two 18s in stat rolls, campaign dead on arrival

  Just use it for another campaign

  2025-09-15 13:56

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  morning gas regret

  You're already late, can't be more late

  2025-08-20 17:28

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  collect call rage

  When was the last time you saw a phone booth anyway?

  2025-08-20 17:27

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  Floom

  Is this the next psyop?

  2025-07-17 09:06

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  dnd dreams crushed

  Could be an after school activity, there's plenty of clubs

  2025-07-16 14:19

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  1700s hammerhead drop was wild

  Considering public school wasn't a thing until the early to mid 19th century, probably not

  2025-07-16 14:11

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  Dungeons and Dragons and also Pathfinder

  Why not both?

  2025-07-14 19:22

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  Motorcyclist rights until the speed kicks in

  It is, but it's also the biker's responsibility to not be a dumbass

  2025-07-14 14:57

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  I use Shell

  That 10 cents adds up

  2025-07-14 14:49

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  Y’all on military time? Get drafted first then

  The 24 hour clock? It's pretty standard worldwide

  2025-07-11 15:18

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  Frying Nemo the spinoff we would like to watch

  I prefer lemon and pepper

  2025-07-11 09:08

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  Heartbroken but the account still got money

  Damn I don't have money though

  2025-07-07 23:03

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  Epstein suicide report no one believes

  Your daily reminder you don't hate journos enough

  2025-07-07 14:57

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  Made it but they’re not here to see

  If they're gone, then do it for yourself. If they've passed away, do it to honor their memory. Either way if you accomplish something good, be proud of it. Life is hard enough without bringing yourself down in good times

  2025-07-07 14:53

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  Nikolai Valuev’s head is literally a planet

  The Heavy

  2025-07-03 16:51

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  July 4th done, now the next chaos begins

  Yeah, Labor Day

  2025-06-30 21:52

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  Dad why is sis called GOSEGDIIOD? Cause mom loves DOSECOTiOD

  It's Rosie Cotton you uncultured swine

  2025-06-27 21:44

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  Turtle demand scritches

  We're done when I say we're done, now scratch

  2025-06-27 21:43

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  Making Tinder for D&D

  I have found my group and things are going good and steady, but I'm glad to see this since there's a lot of people looking for groups to play with and little help. Good on you HCO

  2025-06-22 01:21

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  hahahahaha

  On one hand the idiot tax is a thing, on the other hand its only applicable when said customer is awful. Be nice to the people fixing your things and they'll take care of you

  2025-06-22 01:04

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  I wouldn't do that if it has Made In China stamped on it

  Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

  2025-06-20 23:56

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  This owl just stole a hobby horse and dipped

  What a consolation prize for losing the hogwarts letter

  2025-06-13 20:21

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  One easy step

  Best advice is to stare at the place you want to hit. You're more likely to hit it

  2025-06-13 19:02

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  lel

  Both is good

  2025-06-01 22:41

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  DM rolls Meteor Swarm, party sees their whole life flash

  Math rocks go clickity-clack

  2025-05-31 15:27

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  Just a casual asteroid smacking the moon today

  Neat

  2025-05-07 15:27

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  White people when hummus hits the party table

  Hummus is great

  2025-05-07 15:16

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  Things you’ll forget the moment you actually need them

  Number 19 will shock you

  2025-03-31 15:11

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  Jeff Bezos has one of the tallest fences in America

  If a laws punishment is a fine, it's only for the common man

  2025-03-28 20:28

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  You guys have a great day

  

  2025-03-11 09:02

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  Inspiration architecture

  Ew Fr*nch

  2025-02-20 20:07

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  Alcoholics trying to quit drinking

  Give me a plasma cutter and a minute

  2025-02-19 20:27

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  A miniscule mistake

  Apparently you can

  2025-02-02 10:08

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  we've been saying this for years

  $60 million isn't even a fine, it's a slight inconvenience

  2025-01-31 14:04

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  how much

  I need to know where this is

  2025-01-30 13:17

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  Fun dnd meme

  Fireball!

  2025-01-29 17:09

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  DnD friends

  I just want to share my plot with someone who isn't a player

  2025-01-28 13:32

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  Eat the Pizza crust

  I paid for the crust, I'm gonna eat the crust

  2025-01-16 13:20

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  The video came out great

  That man is living his best life

  2025-01-15 09:46

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  Pakistan vehicle

  What in the Khyber Pass is this

  2025-01-14 16:45

  +1
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  Cultural appreciation....at least he has a good voice

  Why can't we just like what we like

  2025-01-13 20:33

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  Jimmy carter for the Win

  US - 2, UK - 0

  2025-01-10 23:06

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  Mmmm

  Just eat charcoal, why ruin a good pizza like that?

  2025-01-09 22:04

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  The new guy

  That's what the safety squint is for

  2025-01-09 12:49

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  Join today!

  Trauma bonding

  2025-01-09 12:46

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  Or dice

  

  2024-12-28 10:17

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  Thursday dnd meme

  Depending on what level that could be a big deal though

  2024-12-26 15:12

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  Facebook marketplace stories

  

  2024-12-26 08:34

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  Yeah that checks out.

  One of the worst books I ever read, 2.5/10 do not normally recommend

  2024-12-20 19:11

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  *Paranoid Me* I've got background music playing all the t...

  I would get really tired of Yakity Sax though

  2024-12-10 15:23

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