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  Absolute unit

  Banana for scale?

  12h

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  Muppet cut please

  The Truman Show, Jim Carrey.

  2026-06-19 07:51

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  bring back

  My Grand National had this. It was amazing in the winter.

  2026-06-18 05:46

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  Big ol tiddies

  Jeeze this is a well made meme. I really hope its not AI...

  2026-06-17 21:02

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  one last ride

  Mel is Max. I liked the new mad max movies, but its not him. No problem with them expanding the world with new characters though.

  2026-06-12 19:10

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  dream exit

  Ever since I was a kid I could wake up from any dream by blinking. I can't force my eyes open, but if I blink, I wake right up.

  2026-06-10 09:31

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  The internet dreams up stranger stories every year

  Just the premise to Species.

  2026-06-04 18:29

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  yup thats the whole meme

  If you mixed an image of Kirk and Netanyahu, this would be fire, but it falls short. Still gets my updoot.

  2026-06-02 22:09

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  Ontologically cooked

  No but I bet he wishes it did.

  2026-05-27 10:48

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  Ontologically cooked

  Relating to ontology, the philosophical study of being, existence, and reality. There you go. Thats a thing you know now.

  2026-05-26 12:11

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  Forbidden sniff

  Is this a joke about smelling coffee, or doing coke? Maybe both?

  2026-05-26 11:26

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  Physical Work

  Maybe if he wasn't stoned all the time.

  2026-05-23 11:54

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  Gotta go

  Plus bee keepers have a drastically positive influence on the bee population. It is good for the environment for you to buy honey.

  2026-05-22 13:56

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  cds nuts

  Of course I've seen them grandpa. They hang down past your pant leg.

  2026-05-22 05:57

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  uuuuuuuuuuuuuh

  "Edward..."

  2026-05-20 12:40

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  Weeeee.....

  All i hear is "you spin me right round baby right round"

  2026-05-15 23:34

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  Z is for

  Bold of you to assume I made it that far.

  2026-05-11 22:09

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  Title goes here

  Next time you're on a plane and they are going through their pre flight checks before takeoff, listen to some of the noises the plane makes. One of the systems sounds like this fluffy little bastard.

  2026-05-09 19:48

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  Florida solution found

  Thank God for float your ground laws.

  2026-05-08 11:31

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  american architecture

  I hate it, but I could throw some pretty great parties in that place.

  2026-05-07 07:15

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  Wiki

  Its worse when you realise humans dont have bones in their penis, but dogs do...

  2026-05-05 22:22

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  Montgomery Slave Markets

  Service Merchandise

  2026-05-02 11:12

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  She's popping his head on and off set

  Tbh I like him in the boys and lower decks. I would like to see him in more roles.

  2026-04-25 18:11

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  food gamble

  "And these will make you think you're speaking with god"

  2026-04-25 14:48

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  Groucho

  I told you I'm not cooking for some random on the internet. Stop asking.

  2026-04-10 05:36

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  Ripped their britches

  Pov you're scrolling a dating app and she has no personality.

  2026-04-10 05:27

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  Nature holds its own quiet magic

  I had a Shame Plant from the Phillipines that would fold up when you touched it, so this isn't too far from reality if its fake.

  2026-04-09 17:56

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  Hmmm, must be defective

  Dont they only turn white when they die? To be clear, I'm talking about the squid.

  2026-04-09 15:46

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  Tiny cow confusion

  Can't believe the cat didn't lash out at its ear being tugged on like that.

  2026-04-06 22:34

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  Frog air strike

  No. Thats a toad.

  2026-04-02 16:53

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  dm revenge

  You probably did something to deserve it.

  2026-04-01 17:35

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  I heart u

  And I'm gonna masturbate thinking of you, and you can't stop me. Hell... I can't stop me.

  2026-03-31 22:38

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  Some weaselly white-bread wimp-ass Liberal is trying to g...

  Nope. Its about a song that is referring to literal lemon pound cake.

  2026-03-28 11:34

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  Professional digger

  * doing his best

  2026-03-27 18:09

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  Military food post goes wholesome then instantly ruined

  Yes, and we know that warheads would be chomping on crayons.

  2026-03-27 05:43

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  Believing in aliens more than runners high

  I want to believe in both though...

  2026-03-25 17:33

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  Alarm gave up

  Were you pulling your fucky wucky time wimy bullshit?

  2026-03-24 22:28

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  new esrb rating js came out

  Warning taken from ODST.

  2026-03-24 21:40

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  The old man

  Dont we have laws against cruel and unusual punishment?

  2026-03-23 22:03

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  Looks like my family in the early 60s, only my dad was th...

  Plot twist. Grandpa was never in the military. He was just a serial killer.

  2026-03-22 13:17

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  dongs in a guy

  Someone tell me this is Ai. Its fine if you're lying, I'm just low on faith in humanity.

  2026-03-21 17:15

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  dongs in a bomb

  This is my kind of humor. What show is this?

  2026-03-21 16:00

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  What a man.

  What was your tag on FP?

  2026-03-21 13:24

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  What a man.

  Its great that he hates me so much. Its like watching a monkey freak out in a zoo. Lol

  2026-03-21 13:23

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  What a man.

  Which included following me to a discord server that he also got booted from. He even makes multiple accounts to make it seem like he isn't alone. Doesn't help that all the memes he makes are trash. Lol

  2026-03-21 13:21

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  What a man.

  He is lying by omission, and outright lying. He was posting gore pics as "memes" on another platform which wasn't 18+. Me and a bunch of people reported him, and he went on one of the skitzoid rants like you see here, and did everything to attack me,

  2026-03-21 13:19

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  What a man.

  Well thats not what I wanted to see when I finally got to look at memes after a long week...

  2026-03-20 16:25

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  I just need to get my life back together and start growin...

  Hey OP. I'm pretty damn good at growing. Give me a heads up if you need tips.

  2026-03-19 05:44

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  Probably a dad joke, dunno - i'm hoe-less

  But could he naynay?

  2026-03-18 18:17

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  When your DnD build finally breaks reality

  Different rolls have different modifiers, and a natural 20 is a 20 even without modifiers.

  2026-03-18 18:17

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  I'm more concerned about the spine removal process.

  In what world can someone making 250k not afford new shoes?

  2026-03-14 11:27

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  Mr Bean felt like ten seasons as a kid

  Even more impressive that he became an icon with such a short run.

  2026-03-13 16:56

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  MIMIKYUU

  Take On Me by Reel Big Fish

  2026-03-12 17:22

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  Title

  Is this a premise to a Terantino movie?

  2026-03-11 18:02

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  My luck too.

  But hows the view?

  2026-03-04 18:15

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  Suck it Trebec.

  "Suck it Quebec" was right there. You were so close to greatness...

  2026-02-27 15:48

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  I know what chicks want.

  A big fat hog?

  2026-02-27 15:43

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  The perfect night until the WiFi blinks

  "I had time! There was time now!"

  2026-02-26 20:36

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  Some folks drink fireball like its apple cider at Christmas

  You don't know hell till you have vomited a half a bottle of fireball. I cant even bear to smell fireball anymore...

  2026-02-19 16:51

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  Those ads really think I'm that desperate

  Sure... if you're only interested in pussy.

  2026-02-18 18:00

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  this.... needs more context

  The cheeta is waiting for a signature on the liability waver before he can chase (and maul) the suspect? Clearly thats what you were referring to.

  2026-02-18 17:55

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  Curling is a fag sport

  How would one cheat in curling though? Drop sand on the ice to slow down the puck?

  2026-02-15 17:36

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  fukurashi update hurts

  Wish him good luck. This is going to be a core memory for him for the rest of his life. He needs to know he is making the right choice.

  2026-02-05 19:27

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  Seventeen good years with my best boy

  Because they are.

  2026-02-05 19:06

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  we were labeled covidiots for saying this in 2020

  I would love to see her press charges on him for it.

  2026-01-31 11:03

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  Turns out I identify as a group of pandas

  Well shit...

  2026-01-29 05:39

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  round boy

  Took me too long to see they circled circle

  2026-01-27 21:27

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  Grant Imahara built the Energizer Bunny

  The fuck? How am I just now finding out he died...

  2026-01-27 21:14

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  brutha what?

  These comments are even better than the meme

  2026-01-26 22:30

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  Joe Rogan suspects distraction via deportation

  I could be wrong, but it could be that his views tend to lean right, and a lot of people value his opinion. I couldn't care less, but can't dismiss the impact he has on people.

  2026-01-26 15:21

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  Manifesting through pure delusion

  Flu this year aint nothing to sneeze at. Everyone i know that has had it got their ass kicked.

  2026-01-26 15:17

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  Renee Nicole Good - the lies vs truth

  Haha! He wishes. Lol

  2026-01-24 19:50

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  Renee Nicole Good - the lies vs truth

  He is just trying to set me off because I got him banned from a different meme app like 15 years ago for posting gore pics. It was stupid then, but now he is at least in his 30s and still at it. Its pretty pathetic. Lol

  2026-01-24 12:52

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  Woke up but forgot to turn my brain on

  What a good boy looking concerned.

  2026-01-23 20:45

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  ai eats power

  Ironic that the image in the meme seems AI generated.

  2026-01-21 07:28

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  very venn of you

  "You're so vain"

  2026-01-13 20:44

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  When the bird's got more core strength than you

  In case you're wondering, that last one looks weird because its not a bird. Its a moth.

  2026-01-12 07:28

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  Renee Nicole Good - the lies vs truth

  Or... she was someone in between those things, and this is just another psyop to drive a wedge between Americans

  2026-01-11 22:13

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  No idea what this man is saying but I trust him

  Ive had a gorilla ladder for years. Theyre great, but they are a little heavy.

  2026-01-09 05:43

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  Here for that comment

  I mean, I enjoyed Swiss Army Man.

  2026-01-04 18:26

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  Unlabeled mail is basically a side quest

  Where the hell do you live? Raccoon City?

  2026-01-03 13:36

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  Darkness game scene memory

  Excellent game. Messed up story.

  2025-12-31 10:43

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  protag battle royale

  Left is Fiona and Cake, right is Hazbin Hotel. Neither are good.

  2025-12-31 10:07

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  Tiny joys are the real cheat codes

  Beef / pork ribs or wings. Meat on the bone is the best.

  2025-12-31 00:09

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  Tiny joys are the real cheat codes

  Thats why I'm fat. A good dinner is an easy thing to look forward to.

  2025-12-30 10:54

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  Old-school blowtorch was built different

  I've got an old military issue stove, and an old Coleman stove that work in a very similar manner.

  2025-12-29 21:29

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  dragon with wifi fins

  Looks like a mutated iguana.

  2025-12-29 12:54

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  What is Car GPS? (1994 commercial)

  I miss Oldsmobile. They never should have killed the brand.

  2025-12-28 18:46

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  Cookie really out here being a real one

  And how about helping someone out without uploading it for likes?

  2025-12-26 18:06

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  POV: you started a towel war at the hotel and now it's pe...

  How much do you want to bet they were too short to get it down?

  2025-12-23 10:40

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  THE LEFT CAN'T MEME

  Your comment is as good as the meme.

  2025-12-21 14:17

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  diddy

  For a dude that built a reputation of a badass gangster, he sure has a contagious smile.

  2025-12-21 11:32

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  When you finally realize who's responsible for most of yo...

  *Im in this meme and I don't like it

  2025-12-19 23:28

  +2
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  Elf on the shelf but...

  A grower on a mower? An actor on a tractor?

  2025-12-19 12:05

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  Chat, is this true?

  "Ikben ein berliniar" Please tell me someone gets the similarities...

  2025-12-15 20:34

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  Sugar

  Clearly they are telling you that you don't need to pay for it. Just take the whole bag.

  2025-12-13 20:43

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  yeah

  Is it weird that I thought they were talking about Foghorn Leghorn?

  2025-12-12 17:58

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  Rata de dos patas, te estoy hablando a ti.

  So the person is an idiot, but what is the first word?

  2025-12-12 17:57

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  They said do not. I did

  If you don't trim your bush, someone may not see what you want to show them.

  2025-12-12 17:41

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  Fan go brrrr

  Where did you find that, Silent hill?

  2025-12-12 05:37

  +7