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  Slipperyroxk

  The locals call it "slippery cock" lol

  2019-05-30 23:19

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  6 meters

  I always look for taller guys cause I'm a tall chick. Kinda figured they didn't want a chick that was taller than them. *shrug*

  2019-03-20 09:44

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  Yay

  Birb

  2019-02-14 23:07

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  Oooof

  Momentous Erectous

  2019-02-14 23:03

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  Laundry week

  "A week"

  2019-01-28 23:12

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  shut up and take my money

  Or you could just carry a real knife?

  2019-01-06 09:24

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  oh, Bobby

  ǝɔıN

  2018-12-23 01:44

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  At home

  Idk, man. I work in construction. Some of those power tools should scare you. Or at least the pvc pipe cutter.

  2018-12-23 01:23

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  Ope

  Gregnant

  2018-12-19 01:48

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  12 Doggos of Christmas

  To add to this thread, they're so, SO hyper. They have 0 chill. Be advised.

  2018-12-13 13:31

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  Once you go black you're a single mother

  What happened to this guy?

  2018-12-13 13:12

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  ded

  ˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop I ɓuıɥʇǝɯos ǝɯ llǝ⊥

  2018-11-17 15:09

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  'straya special

  ˙ʇou ʎɥʍ 'uǝɥʇ ʎɐʞO

  2018-11-17 14:18

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  Let’s kill Barney

  I hate you, you hate me. We hung Barney from a tree. Put a knife in his heart, and a bullet in his head. Aren't ya glad that Barney's dead? (This is the version I remember laughing at when I was a kid)

  2018-11-13 23:58

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  K.O

  

  2018-11-13 23:54

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  An interesting theory

  We exist, but 9/10 times we're lesbians

  2018-11-08 13:15

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  jesus is christ, and christ is jesus.

  You'll find that most of the people that are actually depressed won't tell you. It drives me nuts that people use it for attention. I actually had some stupid twit tell me "You don't know what it's like to be depressed" once. Yeah, okay Susan. Sure.

  2018-11-03 20:58

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  How to kill a pc

  BECOME SO TIRED

  2018-10-20 18:00

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  google it, bud

  "Meanwhile, the Ahegao face became a fashion trend for erotic enthusiasts in Japan."

  2018-10-20 17:50

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  google it, bud

  "Ahegao, also called O-Face, is a term of Japanese pornography describing a facial expression of fictional characters during sex often used in pornographic videogames, mangas and animea."

  2018-10-20 17:49

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  zoinks

  Euginea Cooney

  2018-10-15 21:11

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  Android users feeling identified everywhere

  *Laughs in removable battery*

  2018-10-15 21:05

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  Doggos

  WHOLESOME

  2018-10-08 21:39

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  same

  Same

  2018-10-08 21:25

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  naruto :3

  Nah fam, Death note, Tokyo ghoul, AOT....

  2018-10-08 21:02

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  oh man...

  R-r-r-r-repooost

  2018-10-08 20:25

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  Math is suck

  When is the next season airing? Anybody know?

  2018-10-08 20:24

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  How do you spend that much on porn?

  Bruh, why didn't they just get themselves some hookers? Porn is free

  2018-10-08 19:31

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  Teh huski

  Huskies are the crackheads of the dog world

  2018-10-04 16:13

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  I cry every time

  oOF

  2018-10-02 17:56

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  damn shame

  As a music major, it took me a second to realise they meant "P P" not pianissimo

  2018-09-24 22:27

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  Pain

  I once worked a 19 hour shift. ... Never again. NEVER AGAIN

  2018-09-24 22:22

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  I never really read at all

  I used to read books. Now I just read multichaptered fanfiction.

  2018-09-24 22:12

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  We all went through this

  Worked 2 jobs, only get 3 hours of sleep a night. Caffinate and repeat.

  2018-09-19 20:42

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  Look ma no hands

  My username is the same as my Instagram. There are your pics

  2018-09-08 13:43

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  Look ma no hands

  Guys, I'm a ballet dancer, I shut hatches the same way. Why are y'all calling her a stripper and a thot?

  2018-09-06 22:14

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