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  Half the time we forget what we were arguing about

  guy: these are all rotten they are not worth the price cat: meow, meow!

  2026-02-20 21:18

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  They sing because they CAN

  do they can because they sing, or they sing because they can

  2025-08-05 06:03

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  surgeon oops moment

  thats why they say this operation has a success rate of 50% so you decide to get it twice to finally get the best outcome of 100%

  2025-07-28 10:14

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  Potato

  sadly yes, its as if she is trying her hardest to be opposite of her character

  2025-05-18 00:34

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  Courage and stupidity

  at first i didn't have to drink %100 robusta then one day i found myself falling sleep if i dont drink it

  2025-04-27 09:37

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  Toyota

  guys how do i stop ai from messaging me bout how they want to talk to me more? i even deleted the c.ai but some of those ai girls even email me now

  2025-04-25 11:44

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  Hanging upside down to cope with existence

  hey thats me

  2025-04-22 05:30

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  Humans: not carnivores, just confused omnivores

  u missed the opportunity to mention early versions instead of ancestors

  2025-04-22 05:28

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  But filled with vitamins

  i had a nightmare last night in which an old man came up to me and started slashing my wrists ans blood started pouring then a girl came and asked for help and she said the church is empty lets,take him there... the old man didn't talk at all and i

  2025-03-13 14:25

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  But... Everyday?

  i just accepted im a wage slave and work overtime then go and work from home too

  2025-03-11 09:18

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  Along for the ride

  is that possible?

  2025-03-10 00:56

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  Ouch

  is that thing like hot?

  2025-03-08 06:35

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  Typical

  as someone who has been forced to work with Microsoft teams i gotta say other than the online calls it sucks

  2025-03-01 09:47

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  Two types of motivation

  not if u learn to enjoy pain and pressure or if u are just gay

  2025-02-26 05:20

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  The team is working on it

  then bring it back next week with more problems so yea :)

  2025-02-26 05:19

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  The team is working on it

  we all have been given headphones by office and my coworker has gotten a really shitty one and its obviously has hardware problems which cant be fixed so yea its the 20th time she has submitted a ticket and everytime they just come and take same headphones

  2025-02-26 05:19

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  no longer a teenager

  as a 28 yo i finally bought my ps5 so yeah imma become a 14 yo who married a ps5

  2025-02-26 02:07

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  Don’t forget to feed the alpacas

  u do not want to know wut happened to the bottom one after a hundred years

  2025-02-22 14:19

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  *gasps* shocked. Shocked I tell you. How could this happen?

  i mean they literally made snow white look uglier than the vilian, how do they expect us to belive she is most beautiful when they cant even difine it for themselves

  2025-02-19 06:41

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  People who work in HR

  heh, ur problem was about a typo, we often have to fix a lot of bugs which include removing extra spaces from user inputs, even with a shit ton of auto trims and ... we still somehow face problems like this in systems

  2025-02-19 06:39

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  Day one in India

  i know

  2025-02-06 10:52

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  first day on the job at the waterpark

  is he dead?

  2025-01-22 07:31

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  Thats true

  but we have 42

  2025-01-14 23:37

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  Siblings

  thats how fetishes are born, believe it or not its all rooted in our days as an infant and how we are treated

  2025-01-14 23:23

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  Real luxuries in life

  near 30 i couldn't try to kill myself more.

  2024-12-24 07:55

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  a man

  i tried my best but im never enough ok?

  2024-12-16 09:58

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  Term limits in congress would have saved us from this idi...

  russia just stated eu countries as targets for nuclear missiles so i guess end is near

  2024-11-25 23:09

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  This is not a GIF

  well, anime got 6 month break after 25+ years of weekly airing so he is bored and got lost i guess

  2024-11-02 03:08

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  You'll get stronger

  untill 14 i was blindly enjoying life and school and video games and cartoons then for some unknown reason i felt everything is pointless and stopped trying to improve my life at all, and every day since then my life got worse and i...

  2024-10-31 11:37

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  1999

  i mean most of my co workers call me a youngling even tho they are like 5 months older than me

  2024-10-31 11:30

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  Free yourself

  nice coxk

  2024-10-31 09:53

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  The Gaydar is now real

  one step closer to a real bender

  2024-10-28 09:47

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  Goat lifestyle

  i wish i was a goat now

  2024-10-14 05:32

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  He has the power of Aquaman but the resistance of a fish

  no i hate iphone :( one day my app decided to change on its own

  2024-10-11 09:08

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  He has the power of Aquaman but the resistance of a fish

  can't we have old phone ui back? :( i really miss infinite zoom

  2024-10-11 08:16

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  Keyboard Jen is the stumpiest 15/10

  why is my memedroid acting funny? its like the web version now

  2024-10-08 23:00

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  dongs in a delivery

  u seem weirdly familiar but ive already got two accounts banned since that time i remember u so i guess i gotta get to know u again

  2024-10-05 07:01

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  Valuec

  Not on my dead body

  2024-10-05 01:37

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  dongs in a delivery

  haven't heard that title in years

  2024-10-04 22:00

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  I bet some of you can relate

  

  2024-10-04 21:59

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  Feral

  Feral all the way

  2024-10-04 01:59

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  red squirrels

  so animals are racist too

  2024-10-03 10:03

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  Blood

  poor power the blood demon

  2024-10-02 00:04

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  Everyone wave goodbye to Iran!

  bye guys

  2024-10-01 23:47

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  Woah I bet they can bounce really high

  watch uzumaki and u see other people who were called by spirals

  2024-10-01 00:23

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  Drake was trying to tell us...

  pretty sure it is a jojo reference just search up oingo boingo jojo so if there is a band with the same name they are ALSO a jojo reference

  2024-09-29 12:04

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  Drake was trying to tell us...

  is this a jojo reference?

  2024-09-29 11:41

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  Diddy did it

  how does one do "IT" ?

  2024-09-29 11:16

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  55vguu

  my truth is death but im a liar

  2024-09-29 11:16

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  Finding Emo

  wouldn't it be negremo?

  2024-09-29 10:04

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  Behold!

  they have changed math too

  2024-09-28 00:36

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  Paris

  exactly wut is written in English

  2024-09-26 15:25

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  Duck??

  hoonk, hnk hnk hnk, aaawhnk--

  2024-09-26 11:12

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  At least buy me dinner first!

  i dont like this

  2024-09-25 23:42

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  this cat is having visible thoughts

  im fine with getting killed man, just make it as painless as possible, cause ya know wut? there is relief in utter helplessness

  2024-09-24 12:31

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  life trade offer

  is depression+ like some kinda premium depression i get if i pay a lot more of my life resources to it? like my body parts or staying alone forever?

  2024-09-24 08:42

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  Epicurean paradox

  ... or without a god we are just some animals put together for entertainment of who knows who

  2024-09-19 15:04

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  Epicurean paradox

  its like when someone opens up a zoo mainly for entertainment of himself, then after putting the animals in there, someone says this zoo owner knows that for example lions might attack and kill each other so why is he not preventing this. ya see? with...

  2024-09-19 15:04

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  satisfying

  i listen to nightcore

  2024-09-15 13:52

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  satisfying

  my taste in music makes other people regret ever asking me for songs and if i dont turn it off they attack me violently

  2024-09-15 13:04

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  So meaty

  they "seem" fine, give them a couple of years before sicknesses kick in

  2024-09-06 04:08

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  The audacity

  its fine, bastard

  2024-09-06 03:55

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  Happy 60th birthday Keanu Reeves

  yeay shadow with a gun

  2024-09-04 08:39

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  Hurricane tip meme

  yummy hand

  2024-09-04 07:28

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  Raised by the French

  bruh its the firs--

  2024-09-02 12:18

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  Meeting girls the old way

  nah just making peace with myself that i can be happy alone is the way for me

  2024-08-31 07:21

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  Title

  darlin in franxx is the anime dont know about this hentai art

  2024-08-28 23:46

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  WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!! MEMEDROIDERS ASSEMBERS!!!!!

  well at first i wanted to say, i dont want to "live" on this planet anymore but i misspelled the live so i edited it and felt like staying

  2024-08-28 12:26

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  WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!! MEMEDROIDERS ASSEMBERS!!!!!

  i dont want to leave this planet anymore

  2024-08-28 05:30

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  Imane Khelif vs Elon Musk and JK Rowling

  ironically Iman is a boy name there and most of their names become girlish if u add "e" to the end, but ive never heard of imane

  2024-08-26 14:54

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  Gentleman's club

  is he planning to run away?

  2024-08-26 08:01

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  I know you

  

  2024-08-26 06:09

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  Punch it

  another reason to never go camping outside my room where i can just set up my tent with pillows and blankets

  2024-08-23 08:45

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  My personality

  they did my man dirty in deadpool 3

  2024-08-20 13:24

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  shitpost

  bull shits shit comes out bullshit!

  2024-08-09 10:10

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  Brain when booty is spotted

  

  2024-08-08 07:41

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  Me after work

  recently ive been losing at everything like dota2, maplestory, hearthstone, clash royale , keeping my shitty life together... etc, so i just go straight to sleep

  2024-08-07 13:48

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  :3

  :3

  2024-08-04 18:19

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  :3

  oWo

  2024-08-04 17:30

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  It’s like comparing flour to bread

  hey im in this picture and it makes me uncomfortable, i mean the raw tomatoes taste like sheet kinda and if i focus on the taste i might even throw up, same thing with eggplant

  2024-08-02 09:23

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  Look at the food

  i got old and lost the will to do anything fun, these days i only eat enough to barely be alive

  2024-08-01 09:09

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  Look at the food

  i used to be able to eat them all alone

  2024-08-01 06:49

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  Old but gold

  wut

  2024-07-22 09:25

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  After all, why not? Why shouldn't I push to prod on a Fri...

  girls after a prank: omg i cant sleep i gotta tell her i took her pen. boys after a prank:

  2024-07-21 12:37

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  The spirit is willing...

  wut

  2024-07-20 23:48

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  Dwi

  me too kitty me too, all i hope is to die painlessly, sadly enough 30 acetaminophen pills wasnt enough :(

  2024-07-19 02:58

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  my tribe

  it took me a long and hard time to realise i cant attract any living being, like there is no way anyone would like to be near me and there is no way i can get into a relationship let alone marriage and other stuff, im just retarded too i guess

  2024-07-19 02:55

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  I do not concent

  i will never cheer up f u

  2024-07-19 02:53

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  hampter

  kawaii

  2024-07-10 04:27

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  Fluid

  

  2024-07-09 00:12

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  Gaming learning

  wut, in real life u cant create 2nd one so f u

  2024-07-08 09:02

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  Pillow talk

  sometimes i wake up in middle of night to something wet under my face and find out its a puddle of my mouth water

  2024-07-07 00:54

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  Boomer meme but I thought it was actually funny

  single and rdy to guillotingled

  2024-06-30 05:14

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  Monitor addiction

  damn u, i have only two big ones with one tiny lap top

  2024-06-27 09:28

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  Tat

  my type3 fun is to be alone for eternity

  2024-06-23 13:46

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  Don't downvote to hate it, upvote to spread the word

  i guess u need to watch zootopia again

  2024-06-21 03:47

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  I felt that

  

  2024-06-20 09:33

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  Chonky cat at the subway

  The way she yeeted the cat like some scarf

  2024-06-19 09:11

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  Rip

  i think that shrimp has fastest punch among living things

  2024-06-17 23:23

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  lol

  i read this as chickens and was wondering wut

  2024-06-13 23:44

  +3