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  I am crashing out. First the sun is going out in 5 billio...

  Couldn't we send out another probe to be a bridge?

  2h

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  give me feedback on my memes! thank you boys

  It's worth 30% less than when you last wore that jacket

  2h

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  Google wants your ID

  Wait a minute.... So all I have to do to prove I'm an adult is watch porn?

  15h

  +8
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  Numb

  OP is a virgin.

  1j

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  They are only worth a fraction of previous generations

  Scared no. Bored yes.

  1j

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  if this doesnt get 30 upvotes ill slit my wrists

  Goodbye OP

  1j

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  Yeesh

  Try offering it food or a black man

  2026-09-20 01:23

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  Yeesh

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  2026-09-20 01:23

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  Life has a way of humbling you. Who knew you'd be working...

  I rejected a girl for being mentally unstable. What has become of me?!

  2026-09-19 14:50

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  Baffling

  "Track Record" = "Used Up"

  2026-09-19 14:48

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  George Orwell's worst nightmare

  What you own is the hardware, not the program on it. That's two definitely very different things.

  2026-09-18 11:05

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  breaking bewbs

  

  2026-09-17 01:45

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  “The Germans started this war under the rather childish...

  Incendry bombing a civilian area does not make us the good guys.

  2026-09-13 16:25

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  This meme will annoy xrockinzombiex for some reason

  OP fantasy once again.

  2026-09-13 07:59

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  Spiderman slander goes brrrr

  People hate him because he's right

  2026-09-12 05:04

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  Come at me bro

  Your eyes, mouth, and ears are all still the same distance from one another. Also, facial recognition cameras can see you and identify you using IR. This isn't about whether they can tell who you are.

  2026-09-12 04:35

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  Maybe not

  Turn the graph upside down and it's "Will Charlie Kirk vote Democrat"

  2026-09-12 04:33

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  Sheepiest sheep

  By "people" he meant non-whites.

  2026-09-12 04:07

  +1
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  Fg

  Single. Attractive. Mentally stable. Pick TWO!

  2026-09-10 16:11

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  F

  Mudslimes

  2026-09-10 16:10

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  The gang is back together, bigger, better, more hormonal

  Careful, they might get post partum depression!

  2026-09-10 16:08

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  Conservatives Are Stupid

  Because we do not want mudslimes coming and taking over. Also. Most of South America is lefty and they're all fucking violent hell holes.

  2026-09-10 16:05

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  damn this is crazy

  Install a small wifi unit and a battery to a servo and turn it on and off at will, so when the plumber comes it works.

  2026-09-09 14:44

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  damn this is crazy

  Install a small wifi unit and a battery to a servo and turn it on and off at will, so when the plumber comes it works.

  2026-09-09 14:44

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  damn this is crazy

  Install a small wifi unit and a battery to a servo and turn it on and off at will, so when the plumber comes it works.

  2026-09-09 14:43

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  Snow Toad

  Tinder profile vs reality

  2026-09-09 14:39

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  dongs in a gear

  *gets sloppy seconds*

  2026-09-07 16:56

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  Wings of time

  Will that be monthly or annual subscription they/them?

  2026-09-07 16:46

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  Choose your fighter

  Dadolf

  2026-09-07 16:33

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  erect

  I do not like it

  2026-09-04 09:12

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  Bro understood nothing

  

  2026-09-04 09:11

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  Advocacy and demonstration of a realistic diet.

  G ross

  2026-08-30 07:04

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  Lol

  Wait, the paki family down the street are elites?!

  2026-08-28 06:27

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  not Jolene

  At no point do we find out Jolene is a human

  2026-08-27 09:18

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  Preach

  With that face even Birmingham mudslime wouldn't touch it

  2026-08-24 09:45

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  Preach

  I stand with Chris Benoit

  2026-08-23 15:07

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  Beer tastes like piss though so it doesn't really help

  

  2026-08-19 12:27

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  Mad cow disease goes brrrr

  Bovine spongiform encephalitis

  2026-08-19 12:25

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  Literally Capitalism

  How do you know there's money involved?

  2026-08-19 11:27

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  This one still hurts

  My father has never ever encouraged me. So he has a funny way of showing hiw he wants me to be better than him .

  2026-08-13 12:15

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  Bumble is letting men make the first move now

  I can't seem to pass vibe check

  2026-08-12 09:03

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  somehow winning

  Sex doll

  2026-08-10 06:00

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  Low energy

  So Jimmy Neutron is hung AF?!

  2026-08-07 12:21

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  Mainecoon

  Sloppa

  2026-08-07 12:11

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  Mainecoon

  Sloppa

  2026-08-07 12:10

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  Kratos maybe

  Surely they could just cast Chris Judge?

  2026-08-07 12:03

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  Silly

  It's sexy to the father of the children and a sign to look elsewhere for everyone else.

  2026-08-06 10:10

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  Context packed its bags and left

  Left the sticker on the pepper

  2026-07-24 13:15

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  Maybe you missed out

  No, I am definitely worried if someone shows me this!!

  2026-07-24 13:14

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  she understands me. Since we were lonely together during ...

  It's a dude!!

  2026-07-24 10:07

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  I just wanted a white woman with grey eyes

  N ot what I had in mind

  2026-07-24 10:01

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  A keeper

  I hope not

  2026-07-24 03:12

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  huh

  

  2026-07-22 09:43

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  Bruh

  No such problem in my house

  2026-07-22 09:41

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  ChatGPT versus the Bible lore goes crazy

  Or they asked for the NIV version which is copyrighted.

  2026-07-21 16:05

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  One man hand-paints every Rolls-Royce pinstripe

  Leave it parked up in shit hole England and it's gonna get several more pinstripes

  2026-07-21 16:02

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  Logan Paul looks like the Dodgeball final boss

  Bell in a Cell

  2026-07-21 16:00

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  ChatGPT versus the Bible lore goes crazy

  It's likely that it can't read you from the NIV version because that's copywritten. It does let you read the KJV version.

  2026-07-21 15:25

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  I saw her in Walmart yesterday

  Wah u sayin we outta melons?!

  2026-07-21 06:53

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  Men will keep the same wallet until it becomes dust

  

  2026-07-21 06:50

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  Netanyahu and the entire Israeli far right are backing Ar...

  

  2026-07-19 14:24

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  COME BACK

  Just say hello, what have you got to lose? (Unless your wife and kids are there)

  2026-07-19 03:58

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  Car guys.

  The Audi looks shit

  2026-07-18 02:47

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  Leftist. Nazi. Activist. These words get thrown around so...

  Hanna Arendt has a good way of describing anything with 'ist' at the end. It's like, if you are a scientist, you describe the world according to the terms of science. When it becomes damaging is when you use science to describe things which aren't appropriate, like to describe love or art. Being an a leftist or a racist, they carry the same definition, where there are times that race or left politics are appropriate descriptions of the world, but there are also times it's used destructively.

  2026-07-17 03:15

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  Deflock

  deflock . org

  2026-07-17 02:55

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  summer invasion

  Luckily in a very white neighborhood

  2026-07-16 11:58

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  modern life

  Laughs in E.M.Forster

  2026-07-16 08:07

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  Cowboy dream unlocked

  Where gun?

  2026-07-16 08:05

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  How could you say something so controversial and yet so r...

  Slavery is good

  2026-07-13 18:29

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  The internet divided

  Depends if you need anything or if the back of the car

  2026-07-13 18:22

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  Wyd?

  Snoo snoo

  2026-07-13 18:19

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  Pants nearly deleted

  Dude could stop squinting if he'd just put that visor down!

  2026-07-13 18:11

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  dongs in a window

  

  2026-07-13 18:06

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  Centrism is "socialist". So is libertarianism too. As lon...

  Bunch of sticks!

  2026-07-11 08:27

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  Meta Muse

  Nobody should use it

  2026-07-10 09:43

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  Tomato punishment

  Wait a minute.... It had not occurred to me that the boulder is part of Sisyphus himelf ... Holy fuck!!

  2026-07-09 13:43

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  Chat control

  They don't understand because they have never read any books.

  2026-07-09 02:39

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  posting stuff from my phone until i get banned #001

  ON THE HEATH THERE LIVES A FLOWER

  2026-07-06 17:16

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  Phone says no

  Laughs in Graphene OS

  2026-07-06 17:07

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  Mitsubishi Lancer evolution is gonna be back

  Except it can't be good because of governments.

  2026-07-06 17:04

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  Starlink sky purge

  Soooooo.... I guess we breathe that shit now?

  2026-07-06 16:47

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  Water gun menace

  Give me your stuff of I will squirt you. How about squirt me and I beat you until you squeal?

  2026-07-06 16:43

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  Whale removal day

  Don't wanna be there if it explodes!!

  2026-07-06 16:42

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  God's priorities

  Your mother, all night long

  2026-07-05 15:51

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  God's priorities

  I haven't stated whether I do or do not.

  2026-07-05 09:20

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  God's priorities

  Nobody even asked.

  2026-07-03 04:55

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  metal scribbles

  Check out Xavaleg

  2026-06-30 12:32

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  Metal Heads

  Reverse it for trannies

  2026-06-30 12:21

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  More Pride Less Prejudice

  You unalive yourselves, why waste our time?

  2026-06-27 17:09

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  More Pride Less Prejudice

  Gay

  2026-06-27 17:09

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  Being an American living in the Philippines who has never...

  N obody ever tried the triple before, eh?!

  2026-06-27 03:51

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  liminal storage

  Great book, well worth a read. Even if you disagree with the bits about 'leftists' there's still an awful lot of good stuff.

  2026-06-27 03:43

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  Me every meeting

  Which one are you?

  2026-06-26 11:16

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  Bro really paid Elon

  We could crash the entire world economy by just sending all our money to Elon

  2026-06-26 07:58

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  childhood lies or...

  

  2026-06-26 07:57

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  Peak marketing

  Probably another Ariana Grande concert

  2026-06-26 07:56

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  loud guy

  Thank goodness he's not black!

  2026-06-26 07:54

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  liminal storage

  Black magic, my friends. Never forget that what was written about in ISAIF uncovered a death cult. The cabin is stored on an angle to attack my soul in the next life. RIP me!

  2026-06-26 07:52

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  social damage

  I would DEFINITELY go home with them!

  2026-06-26 07:49

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  factory fresh

  In English, please!

  2026-06-26 07:48

  +1