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  Pumpkins

  Puns are funny, only retarded people say shit like "Someone kill me" or "We're no longer friends", fuck off its a smart funny joke

  2018-10-05 18:18

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  Wholesome Uncle

  The comment is part of the "meme", don't tell me you downvoted because I "cropped" it wrong....

  2018-09-16 05:27

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  Ok.

  Only eats ram if it is avaible, if people would bother to check they'd see that if let's say you got 8gb of ram, boot arma 3 and had chrome for 5 hours opened then instead of usin' 4 gb, it now reduced to 1.5gb or less (depends)... It's not gonna eat 100%

  2018-09-12 09:37

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  Ok.

  No

  2018-09-12 09:36

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  H-hewwo >.<

  Seagull? Nah, he might be a thick boi, but not that T H I C C

  2018-09-07 03:59

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  Runny nose and runny yolk

  I mean I still use a key mapper from 2004 lol, also people who don't upgrade cause they dont have to

  2018-09-06 13:06

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  Runny nose and runny yolk

  I really can't see what's the limiting factor or the point you're trying to make? Are you talking about a specific programming language? A category? Can you provide an example?

  2018-09-06 13:05

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  Runny nose and runny yolk

  What? I really don't get it, what code? Web based stuff (web apps/sites/databases) require such a small amount of processing power that an intel processor from 10 years ago is still semi-relevant, c++ code is as efficient as the person writing it makes it

  2018-09-06 13:04

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  Runny nose and runny yolk

  Where the joke?

  2018-09-06 12:46

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  Runny nose and runny yolk

  What? Code has to be rewritten to take advantage of new technologies, what are you even talking about?

  2018-09-06 12:46

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  He is way beyond any of us

  No men I have I not steal

  2018-09-06 12:43

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  He is way beyond any of us

  It doesn't work like that...

  2018-09-06 12:42

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  Stanley

  What's the show called?

  2018-08-25 07:30

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  :-?

  If you get triggered by a funny picture then I will really not message you again

  2018-08-24 08:51

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  Finals be like

  >Computer >African Country Lmao

  2018-08-24 08:45

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  Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

  *Clever comment*

  2018-08-24 08:43

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  Gamers will understand

  8086k > Y'all's processors Love running my software on it, love it when my code doesn't crash with this processor

  2018-08-24 03:10

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  * Placebo *

  >oz Fuck off american

  2018-08-24 02:56

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  hot water and sand

  Are you stupid? The sand is extremely hot, the water is actually cold, op had no idea what's happening and/or how to tittie his vids

  2018-08-24 02:50

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  Nice

  1. Being Millennials has nothing to do with what they do, stop categorizing people like that, it's retarded 2. Dumb asses

  2018-08-17 02:44

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  Pretty much.

  Tfw largest penis is a white man's > Shut up whit boi, we wuz kangz Kek

  2018-08-17 02:43

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  Was there any doubt

  1. Being Millennials has nothing to do with what they do, stop categorizing people like that, it's retarded 2. Dumb asses

  2018-08-17 02:43

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  Title eats RAM

  It only uses a lot of ram if you don't use it, if you start a game it will automatically free up most of the ram :)

  2018-08-17 02:34

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  The left is superior (insert 'genius' rage face)

  ... pineapple but because of how it got there, it's modernism only because of the way it got there, making fun of traditionalism/classics/etc...

  2018-08-10 15:05

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  The left is superior (insert 'genius' rage face)

  I don't believe there's such a thing as bad art, just weirder art, you can make art out of anything, you will fit in one of the categories, modern, classical, traditional, etc... There's an explanation for all, the pineapple is art not because it's a...

  2018-08-10 15:03

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  The left is superior (insert 'genius' rage face)

  :(

  2018-08-10 15:02

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  The left is superior (insert 'genius' rage face)

  Couldn't frase it better myself really, we're going full spiral and post-traditional realistic art is starting to catch on again! I really enjoy every type of art, the pineapple is basically a big "fuck art" haha

  2018-08-10 07:09

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  The left is superior (insert 'genius' rage face)

  Modern art is supposed to mock art in general so people mocking modern art... Kind of miss the point, this actually is modern art since it "makes fun of how stupid art is", what id art really? Right? But rightnow we're going full spiral back to traditional

  2018-08-10 07:08

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  I love doggos

  Ofc, she is just REALLY territorial

  2018-08-06 09:37

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  I love doggos

  We can't, we're scared she might attack someone, as she is a rescue dog and REALLY aggressive towards basically everyone :(

  2018-08-04 23:42

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  #6 Hard Work pays off

  If your router has an usb port it supports "cloud" storage, if you port forward you can actually access that usb from anywhere! It's super cool and useful especially for storing movies

  2018-08-03 03:27

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  I love doggos

  An actual wolf-something cross breed, she is gigantic, I am 1.87M tall, if she gets on 2 feet she is just as tall

  2018-08-03 03:25

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  #6 Hard Work pays off

  Then some guy can say "80% of people you beat in cs go are with mental disabilities, how can you be proud to win... yada yada.. go try and climb the stock market" there's competition everywhere and tbh if someone enjoys something they should keep going at it no matter what others say, this meme is for fun not to insult anyone :)

  2018-07-31 05:03

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  Id upload my feelings to my cat but all he wants is to eat

  Yeah :)

  2018-07-29 05:21

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  OC IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

  @reddithate Thanks guys <3

  2018-07-28 14:05

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  OC IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

  Thank you

  2018-07-28 13:46

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  OC IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

  1. Actually it's fresh out of the oven, don't claim like a retard that it's a repost if you haven't seen it before 2. Thank you for your opinion 3. If you just dislike the content of a post, try and skip it instead of instantly disliking it, I love startwars, but don't get the memes as I am a beginner and just dislike them in general, I just skip them instead of bitching/downvoting just because I don't like an aspect.

  2018-07-28 13:40

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  OC IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

  Cmon guys, I just made this so many downvotes

  2018-07-28 13:32

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  Id upload my feelings to my cat but all he wants is to eat

  Yeap, more than enough actually, Rent is like ~200 EUR + water/electricity, another 150 for food and the rest is mine :)

  2018-07-28 13:05

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  Id upload my feelings to my cat but all he wants is to eat

  

  2018-07-28 12:52

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  Id upload my feelings to my cat but all he wants is to eat

  Cyber Security, we use a software from IBM, not fun man, not fun... All you do is stare at the screen all day and hope something happens for you to report upstairs... I am a programmer and was promised a "programmer" post, but I'm using other's software instead of making them

  2018-07-28 12:52

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  Id upload my feelings to my cat but all he wants is to eat

  Not as much, It's quite a lot of money here 4000 RON, but that's like 850 EUR /monthly, hopefully I work for outside companies from home and make real money ( This is underpayment for a programmer )

  2018-07-28 12:50

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  Id upload my feelings to my cat but all he wants is to eat

  Fuck I can relate, uni from 8Am-2pm, 3pm home and I fall asleep, wake up at 9pm, go to work, leave work at 7:30 am and go to uni. I just grab my dog in my arms when I get home ;-;

  2018-07-28 05:57

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  Manly men

  Thanks

  2018-07-27 06:31

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  Because science bitches!

  Forgot what the gass is called and it's rwally itching me to know, can anyone remind me?

  2018-07-27 05:36

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  is this how sex works?

  > black men are stealin all your white girls, whatchu gonna do whiteboi Kek

  2018-07-27 05:35

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  Best get your butt back on that scale child!

  That's, that's actually not that bad, good choice

  2018-07-27 05:34

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  Manly men

  Holy shit the downvotes, no matter what I say, where I say I get downvoted, am I that bad? :(

  2018-07-27 05:33

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  Best get your butt back on that scale child!

  Choose your poison

  2018-07-27 03:34

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  Manly men

  Nothing wrong with that, just pull it out before it hatches

  2018-07-27 03:33

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  Utter betrayal

  That exact moment you realize you're fucked

  2018-07-27 03:32

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  Meem Mashine broked sorri

  Why are they flipped?

  2018-07-22 12:52

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  Short dudes

  SOOOO FUNNI LOL LMFAO :CRYLAUGHEMOJI: Jesus...

  2018-07-21 06:36

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  I Do What I Want

  Why would it matter if he is circumcised

  2018-07-20 05:10

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  Dont need title

  Damn Overwatch

  2018-07-18 08:59

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  Yeet fam

  Why does everyone think their plague screenshots are funny? They're not, sorry.

  2018-07-18 02:14

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  3...........................................................

  I'm going with 2

  2018-07-17 06:35

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  title is lying

  You nigger, you stole this from me

  2018-07-17 06:34

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  holy tits

  Wait until you meet my ex

  2018-07-17 06:32

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  we love hungary

  The best kind of party

  2018-07-17 06:32

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  Nervous

  And just a pokeball not a grand, super, master. Makes me so happy

  2018-07-17 06:31

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  if pass moderation i Wil Give the girls Instagram

  Do your part op

  2018-07-16 06:00

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  Anyone else hate lotion?

  How do you confuse the 2? Seriously, you'd feel how far you pushed the lube...

  2018-07-14 14:37

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  Bitch what are you thinking

  Idk why but I heard a black man's voice as the last one

  2018-07-14 14:32

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  fixed! ( by dahr )

  Jack of all trades, but a master in none... The most advanced stuff I have touched were neural networks, but oh well

  2018-07-14 13:22

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  fixed! ( by dahr )

  C++/c#/web(yeah, even jQuery), I mainly work as a freelancer in any domain, from desktop programs to well, webdev, games, apps, etc... Kuvshinov Ilya, amazing artist check him out :)

  2018-07-14 13:10

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  Not mine (ofc) but it's funny nonetheless :D

  I feel him... Fucking php

  2018-07-14 06:42

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  This is real. You did it again, modern feminism

  There's no such thing as sjws in russia, eat cock western spys, we will zoom on whatever the fuck we want

  2018-07-14 06:41

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  tru

  I was going to tell you you're wrong, but looking at the pictures she really does look like it

  2018-07-14 05:50

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  fixed! ( by dahr )

  I love sarkisian's eyebroes, lmao, they are so fucking bad

  2018-07-14 05:39

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  Dan is the short one

  /r/badfaketexts stop posting these cringy shits

  2018-07-13 16:46

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  Judging others is a favorite passtime of mine as well

  Why do I get instantly downvoted on every post I make? Regardless of what I say? Someone insta downvotes me, always...

  2018-07-13 08:07

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  Mudd

  Cmon man, I couldn't hold it in anymore :(

  2018-07-13 08:06

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  Judging others is a favorite passtime of mine as well

  Kuvshinov Ilya

  2018-07-13 08:04

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  I don't actually follow the news and don't know how they ...

  "And over here was where Johnny almost starved to death, Oh!! And here Timothy shit himself" Cmon guys...

  2018-07-13 04:18

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  Judging others is a favorite passtime of mine as well

  Well, that sucks

  2018-07-13 04:17

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  I ain't afraid of no motherfking jungle

  Usually it doesn't get that wild, trimmed is just as sexy as shaved imo

  2018-07-13 04:17

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  Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

  Yeah just comment a lot, usually people from top 100 are cheating, it's impossible to legit climb that far, you'd actually have to make memedroid a full-time job I could program a bot but I'm not a retarded cock gobbling fag like others

  2018-07-13 04:15

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  Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

  I'm actually shaking right now, please stop posting such scary images, I'm gonna have nightmares for years now

  2018-07-13 04:14

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  Drop it like its hot

  Kind of small to be honest, and the toilet is still in one piece #Unrelatable

  2018-07-13 04:13

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  be flexible

  Lower quality = more believable image mixing usually, USUALLY

  2018-07-13 04:12

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  mega gum

  Looks like marshmallow left in the sun

  2018-07-13 04:11

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  Are you walking on sunshine, Seymour?

  Dude, fucking feels...

  2018-07-13 04:11

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  Photorealistic

  Dude, what's his deviantart? He is amazing

  2018-07-13 04:10

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  White guilt

  <-- this guy knows what's up

  2018-07-13 03:55

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  All different Lopez's....

  Probably the schools are all as good and you get placed alphabetically, and everyone with L was in that school, idk

  2018-07-13 03:54

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  White guilt

  I started to learn how to draw hentai and I keep seeing these awesome references, give me the original of the left and I'll send you a drawing of it

  2018-07-13 03:51

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  the house of dick

  Exactly as God had intended

  2018-07-13 03:48

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  *knocks the door*

  Please, how are the cops gonna find out?

  2018-07-13 03:48

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  Mudd

  Usually at work or college, one time I finished my exam on the fucking toilet ( gave the teacher my phone, he is a nice guy and understood my situation after he saw me with 2 rolls of paper under my arm )

  2018-07-13 03:47

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  People

  I usually just do it in the sink when I really can't make noise at all

  2018-07-13 03:45

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  Whats your word of the day

  /r/badfaketexts

  2018-07-13 02:44

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  When you become the one thing you swore to destroy

  > iTunes I think I know what the problem is

  2018-07-13 02:42

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  Management always sucks

  One of my bosses screamed at one of my friends because he put the market back to it's place ( it's place being where HE personally showed us to put it ) WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO PUT IT ROBERT? IN THE FRIDGE?

  2018-07-13 02:41

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  Hail, hail, Robonia a land i didnt make up!

  And the next thing you know you're in court

  2018-07-12 20:36

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  What they need is a shaky camera

  Just wait till something that can scan other dimensions comes up my dude, we might be able to find our lost hopes and dreams

  2018-07-12 20:36

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  Pretty much anywhere online...

  Omg, something that is highly controversial/has a specter of opinions is bound to open a complex conversation on the internet? My God, who would have thought

  2018-07-12 20:33

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  Oops...

  THOT DETECTED, EXTERMINATE

  2018-07-11 00:16

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  You better control your bowels!

  Put your finger on her asshole and say "Shhh little buddy, you're next"

  2018-07-11 00:15

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  Its just great

  It's called art, you wouldn't understand

  2018-07-11 00:14

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