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  The Monsters Were also on drugs

  Rough translation: Shit englishes (maybe he meant Americans), our servant has no reason to exist.

  2015-09-04 10:40

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  dafaq is dis

  These shorts are meant to look like you have a sweater tied around your waist, not for actual arm wearing.

  2015-09-02 21:14

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  Is that one of them there led zepplins?

  They were kept prisoners because Daedalus made a maze to keep the Minotaur contained. King Minos didn't want the idea of the maze to spread so he kept him prisoner.

  2015-08-28 16:14

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  Is it ironic to say shots fired? Cos of laws ya no

  You better get some ice for that burn

  2015-07-18 20:38

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  Minions and Ted 2

  It wasn't awful. Awful is the movie The Last Airbender. Ted 2 was ok. It had its moments.

  2015-07-16 08:55

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  Yearbook goals

  Disregard? I thought it would be fornicate...

  2015-07-15 18:46

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  Title

  Men are, on average, physically stronger than women. That's it. Just because it isn't sugar-coated for you doesn't make it sexist.

  2015-07-09 22:40

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  Speed limit

  Just because you don't like Supernatural, doesn't mean everyone doesn't either. Your opinion isn't the voice of Memedroid.

  2015-07-06 10:18

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  Which did you pick

  Well, Catherine isn't an app. It's an actual video game.

  2015-07-03 20:03

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  I am from Georgia and I laughed hysterically

  Well technically, without the south, there wouldn't be any crops or cattle for the north. So then, the North would spend more money on importing from other countries.

  2015-06-27 10:09

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  Favorite Food?

  You're* Damn it all...

  2015-06-25 11:56

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  Favorite Food?

  Just by saying your a girl that games makes you one of the "gamer girls". It isn't necessary and we don't care.

  2015-06-25 11:56

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  Bill's face. Oh my.

  He's the senior product marketing manager of Nintendo

  2015-06-11 22:45

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  I remember the time my face popped out of an A-hole

  You mean the green...lantern?

  2015-06-11 08:20

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  .

  I've seen this so many times...

  2015-05-31 11:06

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  Long time

  But a guy did stay up late and start hallucinating. He only lasted about week though, maybe a little longer.

  2015-05-25 22:43

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  Touche Everywhere Else

  Dallas, TX has one too, but it's overrated. I prefer whataburger.

  2015-05-02 10:42

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  third comment has pocket LEGO

  Well technically, these came first and the circle memes based themselves off these.

  2015-04-24 18:06

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  Pussy

  

  2015-04-23 20:09

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  The truth of life

  I think this means that death is inevitable, everyone dies and that's the painful truth. Life, on the other hand, is unpredictable. People dying from illness or injuries are promised life and health by hope, but sometimes that is only a beautiful lie

  2015-04-05 14:59

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  Soprmin

  You only use "an" when the word after starts with a vowel as in an olive or an airplane. Last time I checked, "H" was not a vowel.

  2015-04-03 14:06

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  Imagination.

  In the comics, there have been multiple occasions that Joker has almost killed Batman, but he doesn't want to. He loses his point of existence if Batman dies. Joker even said that if Batman were to die, he would stop being the Joker.

  2015-04-03 12:39

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  It wasn't that hard

  My brother is a marine and he would tell me the craziest stories from training. One was how the privates were supposed to hike all day with no stopping and some literally shit themselves and vomited all over.

  2015-03-22 15:03

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  U.u poor boy

  Actually the bible does have dinosaurs in it. It's in the book of Job.

  2015-03-13 19:01

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  Narnia

  Well technically she broke a very expensive vase so instead of making her be in debt they told her to work it off

  2015-03-12 19:51

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  we have destroyed mother earth

  Well technically we aren't killing nature...we are killing ourselves. Nature will always fix itself.

  2015-03-03 19:42

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  Why

  Prototype 2 you can pause and skip

  2015-02-22 16:15

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  Check yourself before you shrek yourself

  I seriously thought this was going to be like shrek is love shrek is life

  2015-02-16 09:16

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  Who are you guys rooting for in the Super Bowl?

  That was a name made since colonial times. Colonists wanted a fresh start so they named it New England, as in new life...idiot.

  2015-01-29 01:18

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  Ultimate bromance

  They are actually pretty close. It is more like a love-hate friendship.

  2015-01-27 22:28

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  How neptune sees everyone

  I thought in the beginning, they were going to sing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.

  2015-01-22 08:24

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  true...

  ...but we wouldn't survive 1000 years since there aren't women to fornicate with

  2015-01-18 18:15

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  We were so fucking close!

  ...go packers!

  2015-01-05 22:42

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  it's a magical world after all.

  Aren't they two different teachers? The first one was teaching the leviosa spell, and I don't think a music professor would teach that. Correct me if I'm wrong.

  2015-01-02 01:37

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  teehee

  I'm pretty sure every sex scene would be replaced with a simple kiss

  2014-12-31 14:17

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  so close

  That is a blister...caused by wearing tight heels. My mom had one.

  2014-12-29 01:41

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  yisus sthap!!!

  Men from those times didn't have a problem being hairy. Most men had big bushy beards and long hair

  2014-12-25 16:00

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  Favourite super hero movie?

  No...no it wasn't

  2014-12-14 12:03

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  Wait for it wait for it

  Rocky Horror awesome musical

  2014-12-13 19:51

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  Just how did that happen

  Well...if you out oil on it the water will look like it's burning

  2014-12-06 00:37

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  Bruh too many planets

  It's pretty much a free-roam game like skyrim. You can group of with others to explore and you can even become a space pirate.

  2014-12-01 22:47

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  What people will think if my house will burn full of trash

  She had died and was from another timeline. In her mind, there was no fire.

  2014-11-30 22:28

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  Yeah of course, society.

  She had sex with married men

  2014-11-29 17:40

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  Oh god... she's...

  And dancing half naked while grinding on guys isn't offending to others?

  2014-11-29 14:10

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  Nintendo 2DA

  I actually like the 2ds. The 3d hurts my eyes and the buttons feel more comfortable to me on the 2ds because they are higher.

  2014-11-26 11:57

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  Oh dang..

  He even has the tissue box next to his computer

  2014-10-17 23:28

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  she got some balls

  it said it was homecoming not prom

  2014-10-16 08:58

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  she got some balls

  That girl looks like an elementary school kid.

  2014-10-15 20:36

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  stupid is as stupid does

  I live in Dallas. I don't think the Ebola outbreak is as big as they make it to be, but it's still pretty bad. Five schools in my school district have shut down at the moment due to ebola.

  2014-10-03 17:39

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  ebola

  It came from Africa...

  2014-10-02 19:52

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  :-(

  That was exactly what I was thinking

  2014-09-28 17:39

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  poor spidey

  but silver surfer wasn't a true villain he only did it to save his planet and in the end sacrificed himself.

  2014-09-24 20:13

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  60

  Actually, they decided before hand to change it, originally it was a big fight scene with Indiana using his whip to disarm the assassin. The crew knew he was sick so they decided to it so it captured Indiana Jones and it would end the scene quicker.

  2014-09-22 23:49

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  Damn it

  I love this series. But the anime and manga stories and plots are like night and day

  2014-09-21 16:28

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  potato

  I think it means that a potato has the same ability as this new invention, but I hope not. Because this is wrong. Potatoes do not grow into trees. Bad uploader.

  2014-09-19 17:39

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  Anyone getting Super Smash Bros 4?

  That really did get me by surprise, especially Bridget.

  2014-09-18 23:03

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  quick thinking

  ...did you just compare porn, a visual image that has no true effect but feeling horny, to drugs, a lethal narcotic substance that can get you addicted resulting in many side effects....

  2014-09-14 12:00

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  Our top story today

  I never get tired of this show. It always makes me laugh.

  2014-09-13 13:32

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  love tumblr

  Well in my school district, you can't have more than nine absences a semester so you'll be able to do this is dallas.

  2014-09-11 19:05

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  Payback son!!!!

  The better question is why would someone eat something that isn't theirs

  2014-09-11 15:29

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  BBUURRNN

  rhythm, cyst, why, cry, fly, sphynx....do I go on?

  2014-09-10 18:37

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  what a twist.

  

  2014-09-09 09:09

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  I'd do terrible things to the girl

  This show is for kids. Of course it's going to be wimpy and sugar-coated, but disney does know their pirate stuff. Have you forgotten Pirates of the Caribbean?

  2014-09-08 01:07

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  Ouch

  When I first got the flame thrower, killing the giant clickers was a breeze especially. Those things freaked me out when I first saw one in the gym.

  2014-09-07 18:50

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  *Packs Stuff*

  He was dead so sebastian had him in the suitcase for easy carry.

  2014-09-07 14:47

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  title watches porn

  Even if my mom didn't understand english, she'd still get pissed off at me for waking her up

  2014-09-06 15:49

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  Favourite non-super-powered Superhero?

  I loved using the crow vigor and the possession vigor especially when fighting that annoying lady comstock ghost

  2014-09-05 22:38

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  fucking double standards

  But if you think about it, it's the same. They both got their privacy intruded. They won't take down Hulk Hogan's sex tape because they like it and pornhub won't take down Jennifer Lawrence's pictures without proving they are hers

  2014-09-05 18:01

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  Stalkers... Stalkers Everywhere...

  That Mirai Nikki plot twist though...

  2014-09-05 17:38

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  ouch...

  Then you must not be doing it right.

  2014-08-31 17:16

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  The Lego movie. I loved it

  Well...anything that is not related to God and/or Jesus is bad for those extreme Christians

  2014-08-31 11:06

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  ...........

  I love this movie. It's cool seeing a different reality of the superheroes we know and love.

  2014-08-29 21:48

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  wonder woman doesn't fuck around

  Says the guy trolling on memedroid

  2014-08-29 08:52

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  So mind fucked

  Everyone has ears

  2014-08-28 23:22

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  Pro swimmer

  This is true. My momma once said I crawled into a pool when she wasn't paying attention and I swam a short distance before she grabbed me. They even have a baby swimming program because of this.

  2014-08-27 17:31

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  What wpuld you do for a klondike bar?

  She went insane with power and when katara finally beat her, she realized her madness and cried

  2014-08-26 09:45

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  i remember this :D

  I remember an episode where Finn took off his hat and his hair looked like the top of a pine tree.

  2014-08-23 22:28

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  'Murica

  That's...actually very impressive...

  2014-08-23 12:27

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  I find this kinda sweet

  I am pretty sure getting healthy is stronger than suffering with cancer

  2014-08-21 19:03

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  jurassic park

  are the Wasabi and mango salsa any good?

  2014-08-20 16:40

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  This is actually pretty dark

  Dude! But look at that value! A fish stick the size of your body for a dollar! That's amazing!

  2014-08-19 23:42

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  Please

  ...but there is a feature like that. You need to update memedroid

  2014-08-19 12:29

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  Only in Walmart

  you know what they say, the freshest are in the back.

  2014-08-15 16:35

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  My god

  The skin and fur would be white. Polar bears have black skin so it is possible for there to be an albino polar bear.

  2014-08-15 15:07

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  Damn you colorblindness

  My brother-in-law is color blind. He can't distinguish the different shades of colors. It looks the same to him.

  2014-08-14 22:59

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  The Westboro Baptist Church is a cancer of the world.

  They are such hypocrites. They picket funerals for soldiers and respectful people but make sure nooobody pickets their precious leader's funeral. It's bullcrap.

  2014-08-14 14:59

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  By TheStiffmeister

  ...i don't get it

  2014-08-12 14:13

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  finnagan and Jacob

  wouldn't finnian sound better?

  2014-08-09 19:42

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  Kanye West

  This is actually sad. Sure, he's super rich and crap, but I would rather have true friends and be poor than have gold digging friends and be a millionaire.

  2014-08-09 19:18

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  Hunger Games

  Maybe all the stadiums they have are located around the world?

  2014-08-09 18:40

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  Did you know?

  They also put paint thinner in the glue so it's less thick and more like milk

  2014-08-09 11:10

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  Stupid

  Not really. The thing that is really stupid is how they are smiling about it like it's a little joke. "Oh, my boyfriend cheated? Let me force him to wear a sign and laugh about it. Can't you see how good this punishment is? We are so silly."

  2014-08-09 11:07

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  Teamwork

  If they were talking about Mexican football like futbol they wouldn't need to lie. There is literally no end in the year. There is always a season in different regions and such. My family watches a game all the time.

  2014-08-08 23:47

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  Can't wait to get the bow out again

  That isn't bad. The deer was just taking the skin off its antlers. It is a natural thing. They peel it off by scraping their antlers against trees and stuff.

  2014-08-08 19:45

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  Genius

  No they made a whole episode that explains that. It is pretty obvious to tell with the episodes that explain ice king's and marceline's past

  2014-08-08 14:21

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  Even an animal can't stand bieber

  He wasn't in Russia. Maybe if you read it, you'd figure out it was an annoying ringtone of "Baby" that saved him.

  2014-08-08 13:27

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  self aware

  What's not to get?

  2014-08-07 22:22

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  Pregnancy

  I heard that stretch marks get worse because as the skin stretches you aren't supposed to scratch your belly and stuff. Lotion helps minimize stretch marks

  2014-08-06 23:27

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  who thinks they should end the show like this?

  The lich king is done already. Jake turned him into an oversized baby when Finn found his dad.

  2014-08-02 11:51

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  Rock Will Always Rock!

  ^I was thinking that too

  2014-08-01 19:39

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