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  My Chinese food is a little undercooked

  In china they actually eat cats and dogs. Google it and see the horror they treat does animals with

  2015-01-18 04:02

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  DON'T COMPLY AND YOU DIE

  What if you are bold?

  2014-12-23 13:10

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  Best anti-commercial ever

  Im a swedish girl and even I am attracted to that girl. Wanna do stuff to her

  2014-12-15 18:10

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  _

  If it hit your calf, just stand on that leg and its gone in 1 second.

  2014-12-12 19:40

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  I will do what the first comment says

  This is true. In my hometown in sweden they import from England. The reason is we recycle very well, and the city get paid loads of money.

  2014-11-20 17:08

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  hipster

  I hate the fact that those silly hipsters now wear beards. Beards are for real men

  2014-10-20 09:48

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  Stoooooopid!

  How many girls is needed to decorate a christmas-tree? Come at me girls, I'm a girl myself.

  2014-10-20 09:46

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  Great artistic displays at the grocery store

  I see that its a swedish store by redning the signs. Any1 been to sweden ?

  2014-10-03 07:31

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  Ikea

  I go to Ikea for some swedish food. I love swedish food

  2014-04-06 07:17

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  Last comment gets laid

  I went out yesterday and took a guy home and got laid. A bit sore down there so I hope some1 else comment and get laid

  2014-04-06 06:51

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  Two Kinds of Horses

  Looks a bit like

  2014-04-03 11:43

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  (:

  Good guy wife Now she gotta have a lot of sex, and getting skinny means you feel the dick more inside of you with all that fat removed. I was fat, but lost a bit weight. Still chubby but getting there (look@my picture)

  2014-03-28 17:41

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  Favorite type of cake?

  Banantårta

  2014-03-20 11:53

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  duck or pizza??

  Put the duck on the pizza. Problem solved

  2014-03-18 12:58

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  Sling it!

  I lost my virginity in a bowling hall. My date got to, ehum, take me from behind in the toilet. I was drunk but he seemed so enjoy it never less

  2014-03-14 11:24

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  gg

  Why would he feel guilty? He would probably think u got em from some1 else ^

  2014-03-14 11:21

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  motha fuckin ducklings

  And then they all became nuggets..

  2014-03-12 01:53

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  Children are crafty bastards

  ^ wrong meme

  2014-03-07 09:40

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  Children are crafty bastards

  Well I usually touch myself once a day now that I'm single. Even though I'm blonde (my picture), doesn't mean I'm a sexoholic, even brown hair girls touch them self regularly. An orgasm is nice for everyone.

  2014-03-07 09:39

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  (; 370HSSV O773H

  The deer is like:

  2014-03-05 07:49

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  dreams

  Wrong meme ^

  2014-02-20 07:50

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  dreams

  Haha even though I'm a girl I masturbate a fair bit. Why do guys belive I don't? Especially as I'm single atm.

  2014-02-20 07:49

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  gotta love konami

  Shame what they did to PES. Yes, I'm a girl and yes I like soccer. Fuck me right?

  2014-02-20 07:48

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  quack quack

  Here in Sweden no one has a duck as pet. On memedroid it seems like one in five have one.

  2014-02-18 17:43

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  whos the real killer?

  Check Google for hoe China treat animals at zoo. Its mental. They torture and abuse them for fun :ä

  2014-01-31 16:41

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  Well, yeah

  Bees are prolly the most important animal. Without it no fruit, flowers or anything. Waps though

  2014-01-25 05:46

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  Giving her the McLovin

  And 10 seconds after the cums ib the condom. Damn u guys, keep up a bit longer. Don't know how many times guys came inside me though I wanted them I to cum in my mouth.

  2014-01-18 13:28

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  Deep Freeze

  Here in Sweden it usually snow like shit during the winter. This year It haven't snowed once. So strange. I hate snow though.

  2014-01-09 17:27

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  Lol

  ^To what?

  2014-01-05 07:24

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  Oh Sweden

  Im a Swedish girl, blond ofc / Jag är en svensk blondin, ofc. Heja Sverige!

  2013-12-17 16:11

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  Title swallows.

  I've swallowed several times. Actually I like it when I feel the dick in there

  2013-12-14 19:08

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  Age. keep that in mind. in other news. ill fuck her in half

  Even as a girl I wanna have her tongue between my legs. And do the 69 with her

  2013-12-11 07:58

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  like a boss.

  I had a boyfriend before who always wanted me to wear a viking helmet when we . That combined with me naked and stocking kept him going but now I'm single

  2013-12-11 07:52

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  Over-Rustled Jimmies Boy Jumps To His Death

  So there is where all my exes went

  2013-12-11 07:48

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  My ass itches

  I masturbate atleast 1 time a day. Noe I'm single I have to. Sometimes friends of my get together and we all masturbate.

  2013-12-08 05:16

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  True :(

  I haf boyfriend but not anymore Any1 who likes blondes?

  2013-12-08 05:08

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  .

  ^ Ricky Gervais And he's the best comedian ever

  2013-12-07 05:11

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  Good Guy Jon.. :D

  Him and Bruce

  2013-12-07 05:09

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  Hey

  I'm a girl and always ordering burgers If you look at my picture, I may be a bit fat but atleast I'm enjoying life. Sex and good food is the best.

  2013-12-07 04:57

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  wowowowowow

  I touched myself earlier but I do it again. Damn, I'm a lonely girl

  2013-12-05 17:21

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  dog heaven

  In China they cook dogs alive. Puppies Please look it up and sign a petition to make them stop.

  2013-12-05 10:49

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  awww :')

  In China they boil puppies alive to eat. Look it up and please commit to make them stop!

  2013-12-03 11:31

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  I'm kidnapping your girlfriend.

  

  2013-12-01 09:30

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  hats off to this lady

  Cam she be my lesbian lover?

  2013-11-30 04:27

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  I comz wit u, okai?

  Cats.... Eeeew

  2013-11-30 04:25

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  Happy Meal

  Hugh

  2013-11-30 04:24

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  Happy Meal

  As a woman, I think Bieber is just terrible. Can't understand why girls sleep with him. I rather sleep with Huge Jackman. He is a real man

  2013-11-30 04:23

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  YOU WOOKIE CUNT

  Indiana Jones

  2013-11-30 04:20

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  George clooney...... ladies and gentlemen

  George Clooney... My hero when I touch myself

  2013-11-30 04:19

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  Littlekidlove

  British version is miles better

  2013-11-28 14:52

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  ...

  I'm a girl and know about that room. Girls watch porn as often as guys. Sometimes me and my girlfriends have porn nights were we watch several movies. Now when I'm single atm I watch more often, some1 need to please me

  2013-11-23 11:10

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  didn't know aol was still around

  Any1 remember evreka or altavista?

  2013-11-22 01:09

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  I wanna play these drums

  Haha I would love for a guy to do that on my ass But I'm single atm

  2013-11-21 07:53

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  boob truth

  Haha I love boobs even as a woman. Use to touch them all the time. Me and my friends compare them from time to time. Haha embarrassing maybe but kinda fun see my friends topless.

  2013-11-21 07:49

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  Best sweet 16 Eva

  Guys, this isn't a kangaroo. Its a cow you blind idiots

  2013-11-17 07:30

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  he funny, he got jokes

  Laughed so much at this.

  2013-11-17 04:42

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  I Didn't Order Tuna

  I hate cats. They are rats to me. Dogs though

  2013-11-16 06:21

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  Girls :|

  I love touching my boobs though I'm a woman. I remember a year ago, me and my friends got naked and compared our boobs. Embarrassing the day after but fun story now

  2013-11-14 17:46

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  sir

  One of the great actors

  2013-11-14 17:30

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  It's Always Sunny is a gift from based god

  Here in Sweden we have a great system. Taxes are a bit more but you don't have to pay for anything like care, university and such. Also 5 weeks of paid vacation excluding all holidays, it's ok

  2013-11-08 10:00

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  mhhh

  My bf broke up with me any1 who can comfort me?

  2013-10-26 13:50

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  oh the irony

  

  2013-10-09 20:02

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  It's a FB repost, but it's so true about where I work

  Why did I read those comments

  2013-09-26 23:42

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  well then..

  My bf and I broke up so I hoin you guys in . Room for a girl?

  2013-09-26 23:28

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  fifth comment is a fart

  I never fart during sex with boys. Neither in front of them.

  2013-09-09 08:30

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  we all know that couch!!!

  Even though I'm a girl I know what this is. Got a surprise for you guys: single girls watch porn to

  2013-09-05 07:36

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  Makes no sense

  I love putting pillows on my couch

  2013-08-30 17:38

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  title is watching you

  I just touched my pussy for this. Wish I had a boyfriend who could fill me in on this couch

  2013-08-25 06:35

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  What the actual....

  Sweden

  2013-08-19 16:42

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  How to turn into Chinese step 1

  Not even a mum could like that face

  2013-08-19 07:42

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  Stay the Fuck away

  Wasps is the torture of summer.

  2013-08-16 12:07

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  LotR ftw!

  Gandalf don't run for any1

  2013-08-15 07:54

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  title watches you sleep. o.O

  @title You would prolly sed me im my sleep

  2013-08-11 04:35

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  Subwayy

  My friend shat himself at the subway. He had diharrea and couldn't hold himself. It was like liquid, pouring down his ankles. He, ofc, wore shorts. The smell on the subway was awful and everbody looked at him, som laughing, some in disgust. I told his gf about it and she broke up due to embarassment

  2013-08-07 08:35

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  Never forget you!!!Buttons

  PS4

  2013-07-29 07:57

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  dem feels

  I like the old picture of the duck better

  2013-07-24 04:17

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  awww isn't that cute

  In Ukraine they burned over 20000 dogs alive due to soccer world championship in 2012. They had trucks driving around tossing then in to fires Look it up. Humans are a disgrace to planet earth.

  2013-07-14 05:04

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  We just want to go home

  "Oh lord. Won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.. "Common every1,continue the song!

  2013-07-14 04:34

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  oh yea

  I loved to have lesbian sex with Claire and that Colombian lady..3-some with only girls lickingm my vagina Best if all 3 of us are on our 4 in a row licking eachothers anus..gosh I love that.

  2013-07-12 05:22

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  boss

  Mother of recycling

  2013-07-10 16:55

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  Daedric Artifact in Uruguay

  ^wrong meme

  2013-07-10 10:57

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  Daedric Artifact in Uruguay

  I did just fap like a mad girl, had 2 orgasms, and squirted once. Amazing. Sometimes I wish I had my boyfriend back for those moments when I get tired of my fingers

  2013-07-10 10:56

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  helpful duck is helpful

  I usually pee in a bowel and then tell my friends to do put their can in it to cool the beer. They then putting their hand in it to take em up. Disgusting friends!

  2013-07-09 08:02

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  friends is pretty good show!

  Ricky Gervais laughter

  2013-07-07 04:31

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  Would you swing on it, Memedroiders?

  No one would notice if I fell

  2013-07-07 04:28

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  I have no idea what to do with my hands

  Hugh Jackman...... ..... ... ..

  2013-07-07 04:26

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  Alrighty then..

  I just masturbated cos Im a very lone girl

  2013-07-05 09:01

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  dafuq

  He prolly used it scratch his back

  2013-07-02 12:36

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  all dem feels

  Top 3 best meme ever. Well done

  2013-06-28 10:31

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  Had to do this...

  My friend crushed on the middle-frame while using his bike . He went to the hospital and they had to open his sack that was full of blood. He then had to take his balls out, one was cut in half. I felt very sorry for him. He can't have kids.

  2013-06-28 02:32

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  oh my fuck

  

  2013-06-28 02:31

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  Tweet of the day:

  My friend crushed on the middle-frame while using his bike . He went to the hospital and they had to open his sack that was full of blood. He then had to take his balls out, one was cut in half. I felt very sorry for him. He can't have kids.

  2013-06-28 02:31

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  superman

  My friend crushed his balls while using his bike in the middle-frame. He went to the hospital and they had to open his sack that was full of blood. He then had to take his balls out, one was cut in half. I felt very sorry for him. He can't have kids.

  2013-06-28 02:25

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  i shouldnt be alive

  My friend crushed his balls while using his bike in the middle-frame. He went to the hospital and they had to open his sack that was full of blood. He then had to take his balls out, one was cut in half. I felt very sorry for him. He can't have kids.

  2013-06-28 02:25

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  Cycling...

  My friend crushed his balls while using his bike in the middle-frame. He went to the hospital and they had to open his sack that was full of blood. He then had to take his balls out, one was cut in half. I felt very sorry for him. He can't have kids.

  2013-06-27 08:29

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  who knew simulated murder was so fun???

  I love RCT. The second one is the best.

  2013-06-25 12:15

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  Out of shape Level: Plants on weight bench

  I just gave a handjob to my BF in the tub. His semen clogged the drain. It's really sticky once in the water. Any suggestions?

  2013-06-23 06:12

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  i doubt that

  I wanna

  2013-06-18 17:20

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  Is it just me or does she look like Lzzy Hale?

  ^^ You sir amuse me

  2013-06-18 11:32

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  Soy un titulo

  I wanna put an ice-cream in the ass in the next person writing below me.

  2013-06-18 10:17

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