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  Hmm, excellent question

  So antibiotics and using a condom are just... suggestions?

  2018-10-01 11:45

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  oof

  In the arms of the angels...

  2018-09-29 01:19

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  lol

  "OMG, Timmy, just hold it and stop being a little bitch!"

  2018-09-26 18:32

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  Yum

  Dessert on a butt?

  2018-09-24 06:31

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  So what

  Funny you think there are many artists, animators, producers or actors who are straight.

  2018-09-23 22:01

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  Scooby snacks

  Cartoon on a ziplock

  2018-09-22 00:50

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  I love doggos and puppers

  Please just leave service doggos alone. You can smile, and talk to the handler about how well trained doggo is, but don't pet it without permission.

  2018-09-21 06:23

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  Moth with lipgloss mofo

  

  2018-09-15 20:10

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  And i will also trip on reposts too type of nigga...

  Perfect profile pic for that comment

  2018-09-15 20:04

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  Why don't we get vaccines?

  Read a vaccine insert.

  2018-09-05 20:49

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  Proff vaccinations cause autism

  Read a vaccine insert.

  2018-09-05 20:48

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  °3°

  Donair?

  2018-09-03 16:53

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  This probably won't pass

  

  2018-09-03 16:52

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  We pay...they still talk...

  When Bill Clinton does it, it's fine though.

  2018-09-02 10:21

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  Jenga Gun

  He forgot to put the bricks back on the top. Filthy cheater

  2018-09-02 10:16

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  Getaway bitches ...

  Extra trash

  2018-08-31 01:07

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  Based mr rogers

  Leave Mr. Rogers alone!

  2018-08-31 01:05

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  hh

  This is the only reason I had kids

  2018-08-16 20:18

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  Local thing

  Or they're rinsing the truck...?

  2018-08-15 01:18

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  (Most) Women can't drive stick

  Joke's on him - real women drive sticks!

  2018-08-13 04:01

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  Pickelback

  How the hell'd we wind up like this?

  2018-08-12 05:37

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  Good story

  He got a D!

  2018-08-11 07:35

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  Dear Murica

  Remember when memedroid was funny? We should go back to downvoting political posts.

  2018-08-09 06:38

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  Robbed condoms don't even tast like ribs

  

  2018-08-01 15:25

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  Great start....

  Time to switch careers

  2018-08-01 15:24

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  I'm gonna stop making sushi for a while

  We're on memedeoid. It's a fair assumption we are unloved.

  2018-07-20 07:07

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  Not Real Fish

  Fukushima

  2018-07-19 19:51

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  Keep trying

  No one's offended that the polar bear was in blackface..?

  2018-07-19 07:54

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  Trump anybody?

  A place in MI, owned by an old man and his son, features a commercial with the tagline "nobody beats our meat"

  2018-07-17 07:57

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  If a man feels the need to steal a meme he has the right ...

  Pretty sure that's their premise. Fixed and immovable like the Bible says.

  2018-07-10 07:50

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  Obama

  I wouldn't go to a doctor's office with such obvious grammatical issues anyway. I'd wonder if my physician graduated at the bottom of their class.

  2018-07-10 07:46

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  Insert title

  Is it a pony?

  2018-07-10 00:21

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  The more you know

  57 states according to candidate and former President Obama

  2018-07-05 14:21

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  Thought they were fucking

  

  2018-07-04 08:30

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  Walls did not work in Jurassic Park either

  Apparently, so are Mexicans...

  2018-07-04 08:28

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  lol

  MAGA, bitches!

  2018-06-30 18:58

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  The pros of it

  This would mean there are only 2 genders

  2018-06-29 10:41

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  Title

  Can we talk about the hair yet?

  2018-06-28 06:34

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  Rekt. P.s i might get alot of hate in the comments

  If you're not a recognized country at the time of mass immigration, warring among yourselves, and accepting money or losing battles for your lands, then it was won fair and square.

  2018-06-24 07:45

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  exposed :flushed:

  Slippin'? Not sleepin'?

  2018-06-22 13:57

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  I need one

  *definitely

  2018-06-18 07:16

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  Yeet

  Eggsactly. This whole name change thing is eggsausting.

  2018-06-14 08:01

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  Most games tbh

  Red Dead Redemption

  2018-06-14 07:05

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  slab? more like slav

  When you schedule a die-in and no one cares.

  2018-05-29 11:40

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  creme a la creme a la edgar

  I don't want Edgar's creme

  2018-05-18 08:06

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  Best one wins a cookie

  I'm very good with my hands. Yes, I'd be up for that! I like to accept packages.

  2018-05-04 18:22

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  Melk

  Michiganders call it malk, but probably due to all the Dutch settlers from back in the day.

  2018-04-30 09:05

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  USA! USA!

  Must be for government health care...

  2018-04-04 05:55

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  That's a high steaks thief

  They only do it after multiple people steal that kind of thing...

  2018-04-04 05:43

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  Insult to Injury

  The text bubble inconsistencies were all I could see...

  2018-03-14 07:29

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  Roasting reply (NO OFFENSIVE)

  Door stops

  2018-03-12 23:56

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  Roasting reply (NO OFFENSIVE)

  Not exactly a wrong answer

  2018-03-12 23:55

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  Consume only three

  Like... per meal or for life. Because I feel like that makes a difference.

  2018-03-12 23:52

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  Cocaine

  Where's my spaghetti??

  2018-02-20 08:46

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  Tough Subject To Talk About In General

  @billythepancake: re: "you can't kill 20 people...": Not with THAT attitude!

  2018-02-19 07:18

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  Cyanide and happiness

  *hereby

  2018-02-08 13:58

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  Good to know....

  

  2018-02-08 10:01

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  OwO whats this

  Or: Why sex robots are now a thing

  2018-02-08 07:27

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  Friend was at a women's march and saw this

  She could probably stand to lose the Cheetos, tbh

  2018-01-20 21:43

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  Is he constipated?

  Toby prolly the one who wrote that.

  2018-01-20 19:02

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  I knew this would happen lol

  It can't. Also, suspicious af that news was there the day before, covering this emergency station and their standard multi line office phone that 'THE call' would come from!

  2018-01-18 00:23

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  XD

  How to give your kids an eating disorder 101

  2018-01-11 09:14

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  Cats

  Aloe will kill your kitty. Found that out the hard way.

  2018-01-09 20:58

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  You knoe what i mean

  pregnancy is 40 weeks long, or about 10 months. December babies are from Valentine's Day conceptions.

  2017-12-31 08:00

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  Doo Doo batter( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Google is your friend. Those are not hers. They belong to a family friend. I expect you think Chelsea Clinton is Bill's, don't ya?

  2017-12-23 20:22

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  is 3sum?

  Would NEVER happen. Sorry, fellas. It's around 8 inches to the cervix, 12 to the baby, and you'd have to get past the closed cervix and the bag of waters. Not happening. Not even in your dreams.

  2017-12-15 23:47

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  Aight niggga

  But why would it take him so long to climax? Most guys? 5 min tops if you know how to...

  2017-12-15 23:42

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  Caught one this last weekend caught one nasty knot on my ...

  You mean destruc-SHIN!

  2017-12-12 23:09

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  Insert title

  This needs to be redone somehow with that dude who drank poison after his war criminal sentence.

  2017-12-09 09:12

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  666

  Joke's on Dyson! I have no soul!

  2017-12-07 12:37

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  Shame

  Harvey Weinstein...? He was a HUGE molester of actors when they were kids! Scar Jo, Haim, Feldman...

  2017-12-03 23:32

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  Title.

  Squidward, back when he was kidnapped and taken to the Kenny G concert.

  2017-12-03 19:21

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  I just think about it ... Nothing more.

  Please link one real picture of your globe earth. Not cgi image. I'll wait...

  2017-12-03 08:41

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  payments are gay

  When your crop game on point

  2017-12-03 08:29

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  better then ben Carson

  In Michigan, we use Vernors.

  2017-12-03 08:27

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  pyh

  I'd request the number for the nearest burn center, but I can't stop laughing!

  2017-12-02 08:35

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  Oh no

  And America wasn't even a nation yet

  2017-12-01 00:07

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  dongs in a CEO

  Too bad it's illegal in many states...

  2017-11-28 23:45

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  1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21

  OP has a fundamental misunderstanding of how women's health works.

  2017-11-25 23:22

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  This took me so long to make... never done anything with ...

  Have you ever dealt with actual sheep? They panic so fast, they're muscular, and can lay you out in a second! Shear one 'the right way,' and lmk how it went for you

  2017-11-23 09:01

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  Oh no, Christmas

  All I want for Christmas is for this goddamn song to stop playing!

  2017-11-23 02:23

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  Pine

  I'm guessing ananas was SUPER close to bananas, so... there ya go!

  2017-11-23 02:18

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  I dont want to live on this planet anymore

  If I'm a pregnant woman who identifies as a pregnant woman, they can't misgender me! I'll sue!

  2017-11-20 07:41

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  Its called MATH

  The radius of an 18 inch pizza is 9. 9 squared is 81. The original author messed up. Bad...

  2017-11-20 07:13

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  Ok nvm

  It wasn't the one they were protesting that broke, though...

  2017-11-19 20:04

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  I still think about this a lot...not sure why it bothers ...

  You beat me to it! Looks like someone saw that movie and said, "that's awesome! Ima do THAT!"

  2017-11-18 07:27

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  war is profitable so they can’t have people not joining...

  If everyone donated to end world hunger instead of spending money on Christmas gifts, America could end world hunger forever. There'll never be a utopia, kid. Not while Washington is corrupt

  2017-11-12 05:38

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  9/11 would still bang

  Looks like Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab again

  2017-11-12 05:25

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  Stolen Weeb Meme

  *namae

  2017-11-11 11:29

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  Stolen Weeb Meme

  Kimi no namae (Your Name)

  2017-11-11 11:28

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  Cow recipes

  We dont generally eat this breed of cow. It's mainly used on small dairy farms, or homesteads. Steers are meat cattle, for the most part.

  2017-11-11 11:25

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  No no not my PRECIOUS guns, take my kids instead leave my...

  And if OP wants to make their point, I'll need to see it written on pen and paper, not using modern technology - like the founders meant when they gave us that 1st Amendment.

  2017-11-08 22:31

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  K

  Slow news day

  2017-11-07 09:04

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  Yep

  If you take away the number of suicides by gun, we're no worse than the world average in gun deaths. We need better mental health care, and the government shouldn't be the only ones with access to guns.

  2017-11-07 09:02

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  Yep

  No one cares about opinions on facebook either

  2017-11-07 08:57

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  Jews

  If there were millions in camps, why do the numbers on their arms only go to 202k?

  2017-11-06 23:53

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  What's that?

  Suddenly, birb!

  2017-10-28 10:18

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  I've heard of a bird bath but I bird shower ??

  Black palm cockatoo

  2017-10-25 19:45

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  Old but gold

  Way to steal from Dumb and Dumber...

  2017-10-15 23:07

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  Idc if you want to be a guy with boobs. Just say that

  So genitals do define gender? If a trans person feels like one gender, why then would they need surgeries and hormones? Gender isn't genitals according to the trans community, so... wth???

  2017-10-15 23:05

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