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  Let me know how that works out for you

  Well containment site 25b it is, looks like SCP 076 gets a neighbor

  2026-07-27 05:56

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  Putin's army Ls harder than a crypto wallet

  Shh not so loud, they would just invent another thing to be afraid of. Let's keep that shit around before they invent another corvid to scare people into submission

  2025-07-31 18:27

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  McDonald’s Axis Powers menu who approved this

  -For the reich kind of taste -invade your taste buds -flavour makes free

  2025-07-01 11:35

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  Sharing the feeling of throwing up in your mouth

  Thanks, enough Internet for today....

  2025-07-01 11:29

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  Lol

  Either put some new life in that ghussy -or- turn around an GO BACK TO SLEEP CAUSE I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING

  2025-06-22 13:59

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  i'm sorry for your loss ma'am

  Guess you have to "woman up"

  2025-06-22 13:43

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  Cool bro, but is your heart light as a feather?

  I don't know but.... Who is a good boy and wants a stick thrown? *Waves stick enticingly*

  2025-05-28 17:16

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  Houses & humans

  Dragon: " uh, can I roll for deception to call in sick to my manager?"

  2025-03-12 05:07

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  Jim Carrey playing death

  Puting Fun in funeral

  2025-03-11 11:16

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  Tat

  For a non American: I know the second amendment because that's like your whole schtick but what's the 19. Again?

  2025-01-20 02:12

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  California

  Where is the Babylon bee mark....where is it?

  2025-01-19 09:16

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  The King! (In yellow)

  They are maddeningly good

  2025-01-01 20:23

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  watching the food fight each other

  " I'll eat the looser, now fight ..."

  2024-12-04 12:57

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  Man made horrors...

  Can you like, not?

  2024-11-07 09:54

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  D&d worldbuilding meme

  Narator: they didn't took any of the 8 main routes

  2024-11-07 09:53

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  yeah because he’s LITERALLY Hitler

  Bro, it's babylon bee

  2024-11-07 09:49

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  yeah because he’s LITERALLY Hitler

  To be fair, Germany and cuting down unemployment did pretty well under Hitler too.... untill 1940, when camps startet poping up, then it went out of hand quickly ... ( I don't hate trump, I think both candidates are garbage)

  2024-11-07 09:48

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  Hamas is feeling the power of the USA

  True or satire?

  2024-11-07 09:45

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  Hamas is feeling the power of the USA

  When the sniper is about to fire through the hostage

  2024-11-07 09:44

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  Somewhere I belong

  Cool, thank you. It reminded me of the starmap of masseffect

  2024-10-29 14:12

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  Somewhere I belong

  Someone pleas tell me where this song is from, it reminds me of masseffect

  2024-10-28 06:06

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  Wisdom

  They pulled him because he spoke the truth

  2024-10-28 06:04

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  Brain: You're doing great, don't fuck it up now

  Rizz em with the tism

  2024-10-28 06:01

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  Heard

  Gods plan 1. Create earth 2. Give Steve cancer 3.??? 4. Profit

  2024-10-23 06:26

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  Snoop Dogg doesn't regret any lyrics

  If someone tries to force you to bend the knee to this shit, double down, if you bend, you only let them know that they can bully you

  2024-10-23 02:41

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  Good news!

  Just a question, how do you control the zoom? Do you have to preset it?

  2024-10-23 02:36

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  Soul

  Damned, that respawntime sucks

  2024-10-23 02:34

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  Best employee ever

  Deliverd, but receptionist declined to sign

  2024-10-23 02:32

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  The ATF is gay

  "Is that a lvl 4 weapon?" " is that a lvl 2 plate?" " I'll kindly leave"

  2024-10-23 02:29

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  Zootopia 2 meme

  Ah yes judy is now a lesbian and the fox transgender leave it to Disney to fuck IPs up with " the message"

  2024-10-23 02:28

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  Retarded

  And they promptly lost repairequipment twice

  2024-10-23 02:03

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  Helping girls learn how to workout

  Meme smiled, good I

  2024-10-23 01:58

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  Who's a good boy?

  German retriever or golden shepherd?

  2024-10-23 01:57

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  Two girls, one cup

  " that's disgusting..." * faps to it anyways*

  2024-10-23 01:48

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  Exorcist meme

  Deamon:It burned but that was still better than watching you fap to midget dismemberment porn. Ahh why does the priest spraying me with holy water hurt? Priest: that's regular water with a bit of soap in it

  2024-10-22 11:10

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  Exorcist meme

  Wha.. why? Deamon: because I did more for your body in the last 3 days than you in the last 2 years. I even went to Sunday church with your body while you were sleeping in.

  2024-10-22 11:09

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  Gaming night meme

  I feel attacked by this post

  2024-10-21 19:55

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  Tat

  Obviously The Council of Internal Archmagic did all of it to create a conflict with the goblins for there energy crystals

  2024-10-21 19:48

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  Some Canadians are officially considered "terrorists" bec...

  You are just a conspiracy theorist

  2024-10-21 19:29

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  Do it

  Don't be racist...hate all the peope

  2024-10-21 19:24

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  Any fandom any fandom

  I bid one star against the freeborn

  2024-10-21 19:16

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  What kinda psycho...

  You mean the kids of his wife and her boyfriend

  2024-10-21 19:08

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  Very normal

  Ok, not funny anymore, can we please bring back natural selection...please?

  2024-10-21 19:06

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  Warned

  Can't do that, because they fucked up everything that my life is impacted too. So guess what, we have to fix shit again. they don't carry the consequences alone

  2024-10-21 19:03

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  Ummmm

  Delta, gama and all at the end the Omega

  2024-10-21 11:03

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  What a human hand looks like under a microscope

  Fascinating

  2024-10-16 17:52

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  Hi, Sir Vicks

  The post would need to go through the pelvis region tho

  2024-10-14 09:33

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  Must be the the smoke detector

  Of course, the colour of the hand

  2024-10-14 03:09

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  Awoooo

  I would die trying to pet one

  2024-10-12 10:02

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  A good question...

  B, and only the tip is the growing point

  2024-10-11 03:11

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  yeah

  6. Tear a hole in reality and emerge from the 12 dimension

  2024-10-11 02:47

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  Same road before and after hurricane helene

  " GOD, IS THAT ALL YOU FUCKING GOT?" -that house

  2024-10-10 11:49

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  dongs in an AI

  They Killswitched that AI instance, right on the spot

  2024-10-10 01:37

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  Cheetah chose to have a nap with a wildlife photographer

  Accualy cheetas are the most chill out of the big cats. Still dangerous though

  2024-10-02 13:43

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  Sad tank :(

  He looks so sad

  2024-10-02 10:06

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  Cheetah chose to have a nap with a wildlife photographer

  The rules are the rules, you are not allowed to leave when the cat takes a nap on you

  2024-10-01 04:21

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  hell yes

  If it's stupid but it works...it's still stupid, but you got lucky

  2024-09-20 15:27

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  Medical chart of doggo

  I feel you dogo

  2024-09-20 12:00

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  Yes totally

  Just use these big metal coffee cups with a lid, you won't even spill any of it

  2024-09-20 11:56

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  Cali Go F yourself

  I don't want to put any ideas in heads, but rising waterlevels would flood CA... Global warming doesn't sound so bad All of a sudden

  2024-09-20 11:49

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  CD Projekt hiring

  Off to the court we go. Only hiring women is sexist...a shame for cd project tho

  2024-09-19 08:34

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  You have chosen combat

  It's dying. Leave as long as you can and remember it as it was. When they suddenly reveal that the two lost primarchs ate female and start producing femmarines, even the last retard will get it. It's already infected

  2024-09-12 17:47

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  dongs (dongs)

  Fucking glass it

  2024-09-12 09:32

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  dongs (dongs)

  I'm saying that for years now

  2024-09-12 09:31

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  haha that's cool

  "ha ...ha ... yea ...ha...cool..." *buzz* " get the fuck out"

  2024-09-12 09:28

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  Congrats

  And you wonder why you can't distinguish a 16 year old and a 20 year old

  2024-09-12 09:20

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  Gotta love puppers

  

  2024-09-12 03:55

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  III

  3. Trans is the new 'hip' fashion thing, like being gay in 2000 ... in other words, they seek attention

  2024-09-09 06:02

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  III

  2. Mental health screening methods, and therapy for this is relatively new, not 60 years ago you got electro shock therapy if you spoke back to your husband to often

  2024-09-09 06:00

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  III

  1.Science think there is a Relation between not having parasites and allergies ( I know, sounds weird, but parasites aperently kept our imunesystem from overreacting)

  2024-09-09 06:00

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  Get comfy Ubisoft

  Well it's better than everything ubisoft shits out.....okay that wasn't a high bar but I fucking love it

  2024-09-04 01:42

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  time for another war

  Oh boy that tree getting thirsty

  2024-09-03 08:53

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  Get comfy Ubisoft

  I currently play my own textbased sci-fi RPG on chat gpt.

  2024-09-03 08:45

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  What a wonderful day

  While getting bad press from western gaming 'urinalists'

  2024-09-03 08:43

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  30 august 2024 , somewere in USA

  Mhm marauders...

  2024-09-01 12:16

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  Her followers don't even know what she does pt1

  Just like the protesters...

  2024-08-25 10:29

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  Her followers don't even know what she does pt1

  I am promoting the system of starship troopers * the book, not the film* as a political system

  2024-08-25 10:28

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  GE

  Boss: we are an American firm we need to make something weapon related, come on guys we need ideas... Employee: uh we make washing machines.... a spinny gun maby? Boss: Johnson you are a fucking genius, here are my keys, go home and fuck my wife

  2024-08-25 10:25

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  Fraud

  Weird, it just looks like the media is pushing an agenda but they are the good guys, right? They'd never do that.

  2024-08-25 10:18

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  What could go wrong

  "Wha...? Yes i am but...I literally just said I will murder you"

  2024-08-03 04:46

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  Meme

  First the priest, now the butcher, who is next?

  2024-08-03 04:41

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  Aug 1

  Demons run when a good man goes to war, that being said, I'd have a feeld day....week with them too

  2024-08-03 04:33

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  Hungry

  *10 minutes earlyer* I'm just gona make myself a little snack

  2024-07-22 09:38

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  shitpost

  Yea because she is stupid And no, but coincidental He used the right moment

  2024-07-22 09:36

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  Not ready to party

  

  2024-07-22 09:23

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  shitpost

  -He said, "you guys" referring to the girls -Girl gets mad -He says she is reading into it, it was meant as guys(people) not as guys(males) -she asks how many "guys" he fucked -He said 20, corrects it soon to be 21 as his gay dating app(grinder) goes of

  2024-07-22 05:35

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  adc bfhndvxzccdfvb

  Ok OK, tone down the conspiracy theories, as if Israel is run by Jews, we know for a fact that Jews don't exist, they are just a myth, in reality Israel is run by lizard people

  2024-07-22 05:16

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  Wimdy

  Pixie and Brutus

  2024-07-22 01:05

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  Hell yeah

  looks like an older model

  2024-07-20 19:28

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  The_good_ending

  The alternative timeline

  2024-07-20 16:57

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  Democrats are the scum of the Earth

  Jesus at least make a meme, get the propaganda of here, I don't like them too but this is absolute shit

  2024-07-20 16:15

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  Feminism is a curse

  Nah, most Christians are cool, but op is an obnoxious, fanatic, retard, that's the problem

  2024-07-20 16:01

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  seems legit

  

  2024-07-20 04:13

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  Tennis when your parents walk in

  That guy "Well, guess I can moan too"

  2024-07-20 04:11

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  Feminism is a curse

  Oh man, now I wish I could go to heaven.... ...To see op getting turned away by Peter because they don't want annoying bitches like him in there

  2024-07-20 04:01

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  Perfect days/ month/ year calculation

  Because it would shift the seasons I think

  2024-07-19 04:04

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  boat

  

  2024-07-18 15:30

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  Use Android just to AVOID those girls

  One up it, use an old flip phone

  2024-07-18 15:29

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  Dangerous slope

  -GET HIM -Sir, we can't advance, there are safety concerns -Is the suspect armed? -No sir, there is a slight slope to the front door

  2024-07-18 10:45

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  I'm not a scientist

  Oh I know, it's possible, still my opinion stays the same, you know, just to make sure

  2024-07-18 08:02

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