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  Only three new characters..............………….........

  Catch your Mario before exploring those pipes

  2013-11-04 21:36

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  Black Cat ~ "God dammit Jerry, your little trick is cute and all but quit fucking around we have computers to sit on and nice furniture to destroy..."

  2013-10-31 08:58

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  Photobombing cat!!!

  If you don't know what that comment is a reference to then you are not worthy of my time

  2013-10-26 21:36

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  Photobombing cat!!!

  you stupid fuckers!!! its a shapeshifter! you can tell from the eye lens flare captured only by the camera!!

  2013-10-26 21:36

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  what???

  I don't know why, but I definitely need this!

  2013-10-18 10:40

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  Straya cunt!!

  Fuckin Ausie commercials...

  2013-10-17 12:39

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  meanwhile in russia

  ROCKET ANUS ENGAGE!!

  2013-10-05 08:10

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  Lel

  That sounds more like a nightmare to me...

  2013-10-04 15:42

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  batman and star wars

  This is how the FANDOM WARS finally begin irl... needless to say it will be a trilogy

  2013-10-03 10:59

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  Oh China, you never disappoint...

  WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCKING HELL?!?!

  2013-10-02 22:04

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  wow

  am I the only one who thought that said PORN at first and not BORN?

  2013-10-01 12:32

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  Awkward

  at least that is more realistic as to what the average guy can come up with in a split second

  2013-10-01 07:02

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  it worked for me! :) kids these days though...

  I have adhd and my parent's would not only provide a good ol' ass whooping but I still needed meds to calm me the fuck down

  2013-09-27 08:33

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  Puncture

  "Fuck you human, I want to playz!!"

  2013-09-26 07:05

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  Strange love

  BALLS! that dog still has them

  2013-09-25 08:00

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  lol

  TROLL used fart ROOMMATE fled

  2013-09-25 07:57

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  Cuteness level: DOES NOT COMPUTE

  aaaaaaaaaand just like that I came with my pants still on

  2013-09-18 15:16

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  gta

  The meme about GTA have already started... and besides, the people who would make them are gonna be busy playing GTA V for the next couple days so they won't be making shit

  2013-09-17 11:56

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  Lol

  BECAUSE FUCK YOU AND YOUR HONDA

  2013-09-17 11:52

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  oh dear lord that was painful

  I never have any problems like that when I eat taco bell... it does nothing to me

  2013-09-16 14:21

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  derp the herp and derpert

  it doesn't fucking hurt really at all. I mean I have had two reconstructive surgeries on my shoulder and couldn't be put on pain killers because of a condition I havr and have broken several bones and only shed a tear when resetting the bone. okay I cheat:

  2013-09-15 21:50

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  I want one of these

  that dog looks like it belongs in a car wash

  2013-09-15 21:43

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  shock

  that cat's expression is more like, "The fuck you want bitch?"

  2013-09-15 21:37

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  YOU CAN GET OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE

  for a girl to get out of friendzone: 1) flash your tits. 2) offer a blow job. 3) tell him u want to have sex... guys are very simple creatures that can almost always be persuaded by the offer of sex

  2013-09-15 08:33

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  daycare logic

  but which one is the male? if squirtle is the male then it would be small... if it was the female then the vag would get destroyed

  2013-09-15 08:17

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  easy there officer bang bang......

  it scares the fuck out of me and I'm not a stoner! I bought myself a new car and its a sporty two door. I have been "pulled ober for probable cause" like six time in the last month just for them each to warn me to be safe with my car...

  2013-09-13 12:29

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  hulk

  *you after eating taco bell and Indian food in the same day*

  2013-09-13 12:22

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  Title wants to pose$

  fuck... please excuse my grammatical errors. The cursor must have moved without me noticing.

  2013-09-13 12:18

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  Title wants to pose$

  I do believe they were trying to say "DUCES" which is a common term to be used by those who think they are "cool" kind of like the terms 'yolo' and 'swag' which determine you are used by the intellectually inferior people.

  2013-09-13 12:16

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  Old ketchup

  

  2013-09-13 10:28

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  Ohhh

  that man had some great genetics

  2013-09-12 21:43

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  can't fap to this

  oh this is just a picture of fucking PYRO COMING THROUGH YOUR DAMN SHOWER HEAD!!!! So yeah, just another day on the internet

  2013-09-11 20:09

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  Mind has been blown.

  I believe that wohld be classified as weird shit that shouldn't be seen and porn...

  2013-09-10 23:37

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  Looool

  yeah... my ex-gf used to do that to me I don't understand why the fuck that is so funny...

  2013-09-09 20:02

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  if you know what I mean

  

  2013-09-09 09:19

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  wat

  I don't know what I expected...

  2013-09-09 09:18

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  i was the one on the ground.....

  as long as I'm the first five ill consider it

  2013-09-07 18:22

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  First poster is a memdroid God

  well then you obviously don't have much to talk about

  2013-09-03 14:18

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  milkshakes

  Cuz you're fat and you milkshakes taste like raw sewage

  2013-08-30 08:45

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  do i need to post this first on 9GAG before this get acce...

  finallt a playground for all the beliebers

  2013-08-30 08:38

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  I think ... its soo

  IMPOSIBRU!!!*

  2013-08-28 16:02

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  So True

  yeah if any of you still really remember playing with those it still hurt like fuck and it would actually kind of kock you back a bit since you were so small still... but yeah they were great

  2013-08-19 10:13

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  first comment likes transsexuals

  

  2013-08-18 23:50

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  sober guys taking drunk girls home

  blue ball dudes be like, "Back up bro I saw her first and she said yes to me!" Other guy~" Dude... she didn't say yes she said that she is so drunk she would fuck almost anyone and you jumped in!" Blueballs~"same thing"

  2013-08-18 10:53

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  LoL XD

  doesn't matter, had sex

  2013-08-18 08:22

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  :○

  what if one of them has to fart???

  2013-08-17 21:59

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  Gentlemen

  have you ever been to a "gentlemen's" club?

  2013-08-17 21:51

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  hahaaa

  I literally just started replaying OoT and just got past that part yesterday

  2013-08-17 13:02

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  twerking ya doing it wrong

  that is an '02 Pontiac Grand Am. not sure what edition but I can tell from the interior dash design.

  2013-08-17 12:36

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  scumbag steve jobs

  and then there is Apple's new "widgets"

  2013-08-16 23:19

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  Yeah...

  Ironic... ain't it???

  2013-08-13 22:55

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  couldn't say it better myself

  This turned out great cuz now we can find a bunch of fellow quality players through memedroid

  2013-08-12 09:33

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  turn your trampoline

  HAVE ALL THE BOUNCY SEX

  2013-08-11 09:00

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  Aww yeah harry potter style

  just kidding he's gonna knock you the fuck out I guess u can call that the anesthesia

  2013-08-09 23:56

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  tumblr

  and supplying them with booze, weed, and hallucinogen drugs and give them random simple subjects to talk about

  2013-08-08 00:43

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  Where's Flo? Has Anybody seen Flo?

  now I'm going to actually count it out the next few days and keep track and find an average

  2013-08-08 00:41

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  Dat lass

  AY GURL! CAN I DIGGLET YO CLOYSTER

  2013-08-08 00:36

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  YOU!!!

  2013-08-07 09:12

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  The New

  2013-08-07 09:11

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  Out.

  2013-08-07 09:11

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  Check

  2013-08-07 09:10

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  I know that feel all too well

  ^horny*

  2013-08-06 07:22

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  not everyone likes Google

  god dammit! go to make a funny comment but some other ingenious smart ass beat me to it... a tip of the hat to you

  2013-08-05 23:37

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  venasaur infected with parasites, they need to make diffe...

  special ability: fucking insane intimidate

  2013-08-05 23:35

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  judgemental girls

  wrong, it depends on how much of a shallow judgmental bitch the girl is

  2013-08-05 23:30

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  I made this while having poops at walmart

  this actually made me laugh. not just grin or a little chuckle. but an actual laugh because I know everybody can relate to this shit

  2013-08-05 23:26

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  oh shit

  that's my comb

  2013-08-04 22:04

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  photoshop lvl :master

  I really need to start moderating more

  2013-08-02 09:54

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  Sup?

  I forgot how to dog

  2013-07-31 08:31

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  Good guy greg

  the kidnapper was obviously a white dude... he got scared when a black guy started chasing him

  2013-07-25 14:44

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  hello there

  that and, "Hey I am a 17 year old girl looking for a hot guy like you" when they look like this

  2013-07-22 11:05

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  Im about to die? Yes! Im about to get some presents now!

  I didn't realize there was a difference. ..

  2013-07-21 12:37

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  Oh shit

  nope... still can't find a fuck to give

  2013-07-20 11:55

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  Mind blown

  you are all wrong! they are all assassins! look at the fucking insignia! we are all brothers and sisters in this world to keep the evil down and help protect the people

  2013-07-20 11:52

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  Dat heroin

  yeah didn't you all hear? MySpace is trying to come back... isn't this some bullshit?! I thought this generation killed that fucker

  2013-07-19 23:42

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  My microwave is now pink.

  that is so sick!!!!

  2013-07-19 11:56

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  Gurl!

  "I'm a BIG kid now... "

  2013-07-19 11:52

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  Bros losing their cool in a haunted house. A beautiful th...

  that last picture looks like a terrified conga line

  2013-07-19 10:48

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  ACDC or Guns N Roses

  that wouldn't be a problem if only you got the Samsung Galaxy 4s Active

  2013-07-13 20:40

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  Shrooms

  fucking cordyceps

  2013-07-11 21:25

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  hmm

  I have seen this multiple times but for some reason this time it really got to me and I just can't stop laughing at this

  2013-07-08 07:39

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  tits

  because if you survive they dont want you to have a personal vendetta against them and come after you next year

  2013-07-08 07:36

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  Burn

  Original or not... this is still fucking perfect!

  2013-07-03 09:48

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  dawww

  I dont have a kid however my dogs also do this but they are three fully grown golden retrievers each weighing about 75-80 lbs. not fun

  2013-07-03 09:45

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  (0¤0)-bane face

  that and spray paint...

  2013-07-01 12:08

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  I laughed way too long when I saw this

  that puppy has the cutest face of defeat

  2013-06-28 23:00

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  damn..

  $20 at Marshall's "rich" but still thats $20 richer than me

  2013-06-28 22:54

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  Soccer men are pussies

  now I am a soccer player and I am always pissed when I see pros being such pussies I fucking broke my foot in one of my games and said fuck it and kept playing on offense! this is the kind of shit that makes me hate the pros...

  2013-06-28 12:52

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  :motherofgod:

  aaaaaaand surprise buttsex

  2013-06-28 10:51

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  For Mcdernalds

  ok at least my dog isnt the only one that pulls this shit

  2013-06-24 12:47

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  Harder choice than a starter pokemon

  if I could be a parasite type innocence accomidator I would so choose D-Gray Man and help bring down the Millennium Earl and the family of Noah

  2013-06-21 09:44

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  No body will figure it out :$

  its funny because you know that every person on here except the first few that didn't get it just looked in the comments and copied the answer I hate lazy people

  2013-06-20 22:38

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  troy

  fuck... that sounds gay...

  2013-06-20 21:32

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  troy

  I fucking love him!

  2013-06-20 21:31

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  genius

  This man is my god!!!!

  2013-06-13 11:40

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  tired

  literally me right now

  2013-06-07 23:35

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  he's got the right idea

  why the fuck are you laying on it?! do you realize how expensive that shit is?! you're gonna ruin it!!!! aaaagh I need to go smoke some more so im not so pissed

  2013-06-05 21:56

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  .

  the funny thing is that right when I got to the end of this the troll popped up perfect timing

  2013-06-03 20:19

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  :C

  the dog has the same look on his face as if he knows whats happening just like my dog did last week its so heartbreaking

  2013-06-02 23:32

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  every time

  the funny thing is I actually used this in class yesterday!

  2013-06-01 09:21

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