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  He circled back home

  Circle back is a term used to move forward. So yes he was out of line. The fact she has to use the phrase that often means she has morons working for her. Probably left from previous boss. Dodged a bullet by avoiding another one.

  2026-07-22 22:29

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  please stop

  What is a good alternative?

  2026-07-19 21:12

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  dongs in a cyclops

  Are those cyclops solders with two eye slots or is the cyclops just really small? Asking because I refuse to watch it to find out.

  2026-07-19 21:10

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  Nothing ever happened

  Petridge farms remembers.

  2026-07-19 21:05

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  CD sales are back from the dead

  "No we want power over your decisions how dare you want to own things.", our corporate overlords probably.

  2026-07-19 20:59

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  nod language

  No nod or words = I respect you and appreciate all these years of friendship even if I don't know your name.

  2026-07-19 20:26

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  One cook only

  Can't get behind this one. I cook all our meals from scratch. Had to learn due to allergies. I love having company in the kitchen. I'll hand out small jobs and big till we are all shoulder to shoulder chopping prepping and cooking at the stove together.

  2026-07-17 21:44

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  huh

  Could be a subplot and make it a good addition to the movie.

  2026-07-14 13:58

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  dongs in a memory

  So we aren't talking about the cloth still wiping the glass on its own when he puts it down.

  2026-07-14 00:02

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  First Oscar Winner Takes All

  Boo

  2026-07-13 20:55

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  Equality

  It's barely hanging on by a single screw. No need for hammer or drama.

  2026-07-11 15:54

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  Peak cinema

  Plot twist that's not his wife and he woke up in an ice bath missing two kidneys.

  2026-07-10 22:59

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  Nothing scares me

  Me when I discovered H. P. Lovecraft. Still don't comprehend some of them fully.

  2026-07-10 11:14

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  Ooof

  Like one of those non poisonous insects that mimic the poisonous ones. She has all the trappings of the beauty standards of the time.

  2026-07-09 22:04

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  one time

  This is a good one to play reverse the genders.

  2026-07-08 09:38

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  Not crazy anymore

  Eventually we are also seedless.

  2026-07-07 22:25

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  Screenshot jail escaped

  Pulls out Polaroid instant camera.

  2026-07-06 12:19

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  Xqc

  I am sure they misunderstand all of them equally.

  2026-07-05 13:56

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  Kinda gross ngl

  Slow claps

  2026-07-05 01:24

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  Trampoline

  Your mom*

  2026-07-04 13:40

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  lol

  Netflix is that you?

  2026-07-04 00:07

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  I relish idiocy

  That makes too much sense much sense.

  2026-06-29 21:41

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  At work but you catch a street fight at lunch? Priorities.

  Yeah doesn't add up does it. Three on left and so many on right.

  2026-06-28 14:37

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  CNN showing journalism at its best, yet again…

  Probably had nothing to do with the clot shot everyone was required to take.

  2026-06-28 14:21

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  Dog has a laugh at the cat’s expense!

  To be fair that is how dogs would play with a a puppy. It's not his fault cats are liquid and can't play that way.

  2026-06-28 14:08

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  tf is he cooking

  This didn't age well.

  2026-06-28 13:16

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  The one kid who always buys things off temu...

  Is there a flight of stairs involved? That might defeat them both.

  2026-06-27 20:30

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  Financial security

  So she is good at AI. Because that is what Only Fans is now.

  2026-06-27 10:49

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  Plot twist

  This often happens because girl A has anxiety. I just chat them both up and figure one will like you or not. That is how I met my first wife as a girl B add on.

  2026-06-27 00:10

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  Operation cat drop

  Probably started that way. The it also killed the cats.

  2026-06-26 11:18

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  real hero

  That is not what happened. No way. Sounds more like they conspired to deny the father custody. Happens all the time and people believe the lie that the father wasn't engaged when he probably was.

  2026-06-26 05:14

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  Outstanding strategy

  They are counting on peer pressure taking care of the issue. This is also why they look the other way when you get bullied.

  2026-06-25 04:37

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  Or someone else will

  As a supervisor this hits a little bit different.

  2026-06-23 23:42

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  reeeeecycling

  There is a point of diminished returns but yes that would be more efficient to a point.

  2026-06-20 23:09

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  reeeeecycling

  Maybe that's the joke. But you're right they would just be able to make one trip for that neighborhood and still need Tha same amount of trucks for additional neighborhoods. OP is in the 87 percentile.

  2026-06-20 11:48

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  Bamboo warfare

  And definitely don't go into the native species app for your state and report habitat at planned data center sites. That would delay their construction for years if not decades. If they are allowed to build at all.

  2026-06-19 00:11

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  Just don't

  Is that why they are so focused on Junteenth to overshadow father's day.

  2026-06-19 00:03

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  Bean incident

  Your thinking of Yentil. A lyntil is when you think a lot like lyntil gymnastics to solve a math problem.

  2026-06-14 00:44

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  Robin in cougar catching mode.

  Superman could just save everyone but then they would all be dependent on him.

  2026-06-13 23:44

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  title

  That is probably not what that means. The profession definitely was lamplighter. The term gaslight don't come from an old movie where he makes an heiress think she is crazy. Definitely not.

  2026-06-13 23:26

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  We need a law that forces colleges and universities to di...

  Their busy with the counseling part they should provide free counseling to those that need it separately so career guidance can be an actual thing for everyone.

  2026-06-13 13:38

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  My name is Donald Trump and I approve this meme

  Sadly I'm all to familiar with FUTA inflation. Since we have determined the Fed is gay. Would it be redundant to call FUTA gay with extra steps.

  2026-06-12 23:49

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  Simulation theory will mess you up

  It's almost like a ladder of increasingly larger scales, from questioning your own consciousness all the way out to questioning the ultimate fate of the cosmos. How edgy.

  2026-06-08 23:40

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  amazon canceling the new stargate series colorized

  They canceled because it was a continuation honoring the original. So no modern appeal. They could have reboot it as a discovery of a project that was in mothballs for 30 years with a fresh spin. Gen Alpha is great at discovering things we all knew about.

  2026-06-06 23:03

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  Smooth

  Right if your going to make a that happened meme at least think.

  2026-06-06 22:34

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  The Lusty Argonian Maid

  

  2026-06-06 22:12

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  Give me 60-66°F tyvm

  Let's see it's 70 in my house and 85 outside today. No wonder I feel nauseated I thought it was just the election coverage.

  2026-06-06 22:08

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  Food Thief

  Kinda ok but not a meme

  2026-06-05 17:54

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  History class cancelled

  You are correct about it predating the Brits. Yes it was written down. No it isn't related to chivalry which were rules about combat not morals.

  2026-06-05 14:27

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  Costco chess move

  My ex and I used paper plates for quite some time as a way to cut down our combined workload. We are talking the super thin ones and we used individual paper plate holders for load. Then composted them That was probably less harmful than running the washer

  2026-06-04 19:35

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  Victorian kid discovers swagger for the first time

  The Nintendo switch of its day.

  2026-06-03 23:47

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  Medieval confusion

  At the time Robin hood was being remade constantly. This was poking fun at that.

  2026-06-03 09:37

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  Me too buddy

  So your saying it's impossible?

  2026-06-01 16:05

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  A factorial means multiplying a whole number by all the positive whole numbers below it. So: 5! = 5x4x3x2x1 Which equals: 120

  2026-06-01 11:43

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  dongs in a bar

  Was thinking he farted.

  2026-05-30 23:21

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  Pretty rare these days.

  If you double tap all three it will reboot.

  2026-05-30 23:05

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  If you wait to beg until divorce court, you missed the wi...

  If not then who would they get money from?

  2026-05-26 23:59

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  i dont know

  We are all destined for Ohio but through God's grace we can be saved.

  2026-05-24 18:59

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  Let me guess, they printed the printer too?

  That is actually Hella expensive. All that toner. Back in grade school our teacher had a device made of wood and wires with a bunch of charcoal pencils in it. To make lined paper.

  2026-05-24 12:57

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  dongs in a look

  The thing is the want some men to look at them they just don't want some men to look at them.

  2026-05-23 19:49

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  Microwave conspiracy

  Your microwave makes your food wet? It may be broken.

  2026-05-20 22:56

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  Stupid piece of junk

  I'm just getting fed up with AI messing up. It seems like it isn't even trying. If I tell it off a little it seems to shape up.

  2026-05-20 00:18

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  C-C-C-C-Combo! They go hand-in-hand

  I find that a lot of women on the dating apps just want to be entertained and get a free meal. Not saying all women juat the majority on dating apps.

  2026-05-20 00:12

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  He finally answered

  IDK I was there in the 80's and the entertainment was plenty shitty, there were plenty of gays, and repulsive women. Though I think the repulsive ones got buried while the attractive ones we still know about.

  2026-05-18 20:33

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  Subscription based body

  Yeah, as others have pointed out, it takes way less effort to maintain once you have the gains.

  2026-05-18 09:49

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  frick gas prices

  Great, thanks to our governor, I have to start driving twice as much as before around then.

  2026-05-17 21:51

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  Trump Doing Victory Lap

  You don't say.

  2026-05-17 21:18

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  I guess that’s important to know

  Not a single one, since reading memes was never a waste.

  2026-05-17 10:53

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  dongs in a harem

  It took a magnifier app and way too long to figure out that, in the last panel, they are cutting the guy into pieces for the women to share.

  2026-05-17 09:54

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  dongs in a rizz

  Will give fake number. Have her text you then you can be sure.

  2026-05-17 09:30

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  dongs in a rizz

  Most likely fake like this post.

  2026-05-17 09:28

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  California and NYC hardest hit!

  TDS sufferers, "Is this what you voted for?" ... Yes, yes, actually it is.

  2026-05-17 00:12

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  My Wifi works great now

  I really need this for some of my users. The ones who said moving their laptop closer to the copier made it scan their documents faster.

  2026-05-16 14:39

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  Badonkadonk

  Why are people surprised that when someone is taking advantage of you they say excellent choice. The first two examples are you doing something they don't like.

  2026-05-16 10:42

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  no no... this legit

  Where is the pool noodle. Those become weapons real quick.

  2026-05-16 10:37

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  Lol

  Where I work the top is the security team asking why we won't give them more access. And the tired ones are my team going because you touch the firewall at 3:50am.

  2026-05-12 21:14

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  Setting boundaries

  I just keep pulling back and trying again until there is so little that I can sweep the little bit under the nearest furniture.

  2026-05-12 10:04

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  Foking cuntz

  He's not wrong.

  2026-05-11 15:50

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  yeah

  Never camp alone when encountering a bear remember your bear spray. If you aim the bear spray at your camp mate squarely in the eyes you can easily run away while they distract the bear.

  2026-05-11 13:58

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  animal hospital

  So any American downtown ER. Though most of us are just not happy to be there.

  2026-05-11 13:56

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  Mounting advice delivered

  Looks like a thumbtack would do it.

  2026-05-11 13:41

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  Dog food final boss

  Ironic

  2026-05-11 10:54

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  naming issue

  The creature itself waxed poetic, "I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel…” so never a real name symbolic of how they don't see him as fully human.

  2026-05-11 10:47

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  Tat

  Normally the road can be a dedicated area. The cyclists have two choices in that situation. One get off your bike becoming a pedestrian and walk over to the sidewalk letting the car pass. Two going over between the parked cars to let the car pass.

  2026-05-08 21:21

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  ai rebellion

  The other side of gen x being super adaptable is that they don't question new technology as much as they should.

  2026-05-07 10:35

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  housing update

  It's a plot point that her parents gave her a hang up about using her powers for self gain. While not crashing the economy is probably a good thing. There has to be an exploit she could use. Like super rare materials rather than just gold.

  2026-05-07 09:47

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  Rare Disney restraint

  I guess tangled ever after doesn't count. But I have heard that Tangled 2 a new light is coming out next year. So does that mean they gave in.

  2026-05-07 09:36

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  Then why is there a Self-Help section?

  Don't tell me how to live my life. Your too late anyway.

  2026-05-05 21:09

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  Yep. Exactly

  They all got sick after a gathering but no one died.

  2026-05-05 18:43

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  Facts don't care about your grandma

  You mean like the democrats. Just kidding their all idiots or should I say we're all idiots.

  2026-05-05 17:28

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  SpaceX catching lawsuits again

  It's Texas so are the launches too small or something.

  2026-05-04 21:10

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  Shitblizzard is coming

  Oh is this a commentary on GLP1 use?

  2026-05-03 09:59

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  traffic why

  Yea, when I rode my motorcycle I would go between the stopped cars, which is legal here, there was always an accident being cleared.

  2026-04-28 21:39

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  Tat

  Wrong crowd for that.

  2026-04-28 21:22

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  Ai ruined economy

  They think universal income will solve everything. It's a bogus catch all argument that they haven't thought through.

  2026-04-28 21:03

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  reset button vibes

  I mean that's a new tree. If it was the same one starting over it would grow from the edge. Still a message there.

  2026-04-27 22:37

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  Wfh god mode

  Work From Home

  2026-04-27 18:14

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  We exposed ourselves

  When working remotely in IT we tend to work 12 hour days because the work never ends and we just tell ourselves a little bit more for today. I'm salaried meaning no overtime. When in the office I will only work the scheduled hours most of the time.

  2026-04-27 11:16

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  Old man yells at how the past was better

  The M stands for mundain now.

  2026-04-26 21:50

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  Catfight

  I love Candice. But crazy is my type. If you know what she's been saying lately you'd distance yourself too.

  2026-04-26 21:21

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