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  Let's get this over with....

  Think you're the real meme here, buddy.

  2026-06-07 21:35

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  Well darn

  Come back and we'll have a conversation when your balls finally drop.

  2026-05-29 13:04

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  Parking boss fight

  Blue car do be a dummy.

  2026-04-10 10:49

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  So if we thank it we can pop the bubble faster

  Perplexity is good for that. does it automatically and gives you the sources it used.

  2026-03-02 03:45

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  Best one

  Missed that one don't agree either.

  2026-02-14 04:11

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  H

  The fact that you're downplaying the possible involvement of a large number of all of our politicians in child abuse is absolutely hilarious it shows what your real priorities are. Us versus them always comes before left versus right you dumbass

  2026-02-13 17:28

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  H

  Investigations.Issue subpoenas. Accountability for the perpetrators How about trump not act like he's going to expose everything then change his mind when he's in office? A simple mindset change on his part could bring about even more needed adjustments.

  2026-02-13 17:27

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  HMMMMMMM

  Stfu

  2026-02-13 17:23

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  H

  It's so bad that if everyone who deserved punishment really got it there would be massive, forced substitution patterns across all of our political spectrum. So yes.. something that big deserves more time and attention. The public deserves it.

  2026-02-13 00:56

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  Coughing respectfully

  I get 3 days a year to call in without a 2 day warning. Tough luck if you don't have a crystal ball to know before you're sick

  2026-02-13 00:32

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  Sure babe, blame HR burnout on ping pong

  Never agree to do an exit interview. They're doing that for legal reasons to see how much of a threat you are after you leave. You gain nothing. Plus anything you say could theoretically be used against you and make it difficult to find your next job.

  2026-01-30 06:52

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  N.A.H.W.C.

  No... It's real. I was there I was the phone

  2026-01-25 06:25

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  we got strippers at home

  The strippers at home:

  2026-01-23 06:01

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  sNoWmAgEdDoN

  Bread milk eggs... bread MILK eggs bread milk EgGs BREAD milk EGGS BREAD MILK EGGS BREAD EGGSEGGS BREAD MILK EGGS BREAD EGGSEGGS BREAD MILK EGGS BREAD EGGSEGGS BREAD MILK EGGS BREAD EGGS EGGS BREAD MILK EGGS BREAD EGGS

  2026-01-23 06:00

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  tree check

  Reminds me of the first 30 minutes I ever played Red Dead 2 a cougar hopped out of a tree and I died instantly. Never once happened again in the many hours I played that game lol Fun times.

  2026-01-22 03:50

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  Fuck im old

  My denial says not a chance

  2026-01-21 00:19

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  I did as a child

  Loophole..... unlocked

  2025-12-31 03:00

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  party cancelled

  Hey @op... downvote this if you're incapable of defining what a meme is & u have a microweiner. Edit: thx

  2025-12-16 07:27

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  Long live local ads

  Excellent advice

  2025-12-11 18:16

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  What if the VPN is the snitch

  Wouldn't it be best to aim for companies that don't even have a free version? I'm pretty sure proton does.

  2025-11-18 01:08

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  More comfortable than the BDSM ball gag used by Liberal p...

  How would a pistol commit suicide

  2025-11-03 03:23

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  daredevil back

  This ain't newsdroid

  2025-09-19 18:27

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  Ayooo

  

  2025-09-14 22:28

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  On the grind

  Took me a second

  2025-09-14 15:34

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  This pizza belongs in the Ninja Turtles cinematic universe

  That looks more like cheese bread cut in the form of pizza.

  2025-09-06 02:35

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  Based

  The thought of all of the famous batman quotes done in an Indian voice is hilarious to me.

  2025-09-03 16:29

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  DaUUMMMMM

  

  2025-08-27 21:26

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  equal tunes equal pay?

  Also Caitlin could try for legitimately the rest of her life and not make 1 basket while he was guarding her.

  2025-08-22 04:29

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  Bet they eat duoghnuts

  

  2025-08-04 07:07

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  Gonna fake a kid just for PTO rights

  Fair. generally the people I see or hear got fired, definitely deserved it.(factory worker as well) I feel like at more white collar leaning jobs people get fired for petty reasons

  2025-08-03 05:47

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  Gonna fake a kid just for PTO rights

  it's fun to complain but you got to realize how petty that sounds If you have any job where someone's allowed to randomly leave, then you clearly have never worked a blue collar job. They probably made this meme at their office

  2025-08-01 08:46

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  Pick a woman who's willing to try something more than once

  Come on back your family's waiting for you to have an intervention at home.

  2025-07-20 04:51

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  Absolutely

  I am shame

  2025-07-19 13:02

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  Brits electing muslims

  After you're elected? I'm more worried about after this rally..

  2025-07-19 13:02

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  My pleasure

  

  2025-06-01 17:21

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  Why is this

  Excellent callback

  2025-05-21 23:57

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  Put your dick in it

  Even spoiled memes can make u laugh

  2025-05-10 12:47

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  Put your dick in it

  Well maybe YOU'RE reading an expired comment

  2025-05-09 00:01

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  Coal mine dad rushing home for the basketball game with h...

  Respect.

  2025-05-07 07:05

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  That Christmas tree placement is pure architectural poetry

  These are the kinds of wholesome posts on memedroid that I "favorite", so I can me back to later & enjoy them all over. Lol

  2025-04-17 07:44

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  Best birthday

  Kinda goopy®

  2025-03-14 08:34

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  Tat

  yeah, I guess you would get used to it after a while but I feel like constantly being surrounded by people that are late for their flight would wear me down lol

  2025-03-13 20:14

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  Bases

  I felt this

  2025-02-24 20:09

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  Agree & thx for the info

  2025-02-01 23:43

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  What was the OG Xavier called? He changed his name or "Xavier" stepped up & took credit. I forget

  2025-02-01 21:07

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  omg, no

  Surprised more bizarre nick cage facial reactions aren't used in this format

  2025-02-01 16:27

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  The crazy thing is, this is entirely possible

  Damn straight

  2025-02-01 16:25

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  No thx

  I return to this comment one day later to tell you that your comment has caused me to give serious consideration to what kind of sound a "butthole clenching" actually makes. It hasn't been pleasant

  2025-01-28 19:20

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  Moneymancer uses summon dollar. It was super effective.

  I'm ok with this (assuming the follow-up comment is truthful)

  2025-01-28 19:17

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  LOVELIVELOVELIVELOVE

  

  2025-01-16 23:05

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  Titanic music straight from the soul

  Beautiful.

  2025-01-09 16:47

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  CHOOSE.

  

  2024-12-30 20:27

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  Chi hi hi

  I was bored. Not an accurate representation of owl noises

  2024-12-25 16:18

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  Hey now

  I love CS Lewis and have never heard this quote. Absolutely barbaric

  2024-12-20 20:08

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  Goats be rarted

  Goats on a boat. *TDWP reference*

  2024-12-19 04:31

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  Bru

  Lmfao I hope that's hyperbole

  2024-11-30 01:29

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  No need

  Not really. I watched the first few episodes of the first season & thought it was stunning to look at but wasn't that captivated by the plot. several directorial choices I've heard about since then have kept me from giving it a 2nd chance

  2024-11-15 05:36

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  Safe Pumpkin Carving

  Love the red green show!

  2024-10-29 03:12

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  Goose is fearless against the big elephant

  

  2024-10-07 20:14

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  Every person I ask either says what? Or gives me a differ...

  I wish I could read you 3 minutes a day than having to sort through all the normal media crap

  2024-09-11 20:11

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  art

  "bad for America"

  2024-09-07 23:36

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  Dog looking at door meme

  no.

  2024-08-28 06:35

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  Sex on the beach

  That'd be pretty messed up... placing a tent around a beached sea creature and just going to town

  2024-08-26 08:25

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  Landlord getting ready for a new tenant

  I'm not sure what the previous owner could have done to have mold behind the wallpaper. It's most likely a leak in the plumbing. That actually happened in my apartment and I didn't discover it until it was really bad

  2024-08-26 08:21

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  Unlucky lol

  good to see the guy have a sense of humor about it

  2024-08-08 12:39

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  training

  I never even noticed the eye chart on the wall.

  2024-07-31 23:41

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  Crackerius

  this one got me

  2024-07-07 02:27

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  Yes. I laughed at that.

  eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhehhhhhh

  2024-07-04 23:11

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  That's me

  Some of us never will.

  2024-07-02 03:32

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  "Absolutely sir" "only the best for all our biggest boys"

  Underrated comment

  2024-06-25 17:49

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  Boy with no social media

  It's a meme site. How is that equivalent to social media

  2024-06-25 17:47

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  Tower work

  BUT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM LIKE THAT

  2024-06-21 21:27

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  CurNP

  Damn.

  2024-06-21 21:20

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  Bruh

  

  2024-06-17 04:46

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  Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk BAWWK?

  The chicken subtitles were a nice touch

  2024-06-15 09:18

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  Much more practical

  Idgaf about a random newfags opinion Also, you're in for a shock if you think this is as bad as the memes get on here

  2024-06-15 03:16

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  The monarch comment got me lol

  Unintentional my friend. Some days I'm not on here enough to know what's already been posted.

  2024-06-14 20:29

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  Good friends

  Somehow missed this comment

  2024-06-09 19:19

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  Mouse lim

  mouse lim

  2024-06-07 23:15

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  Wrong Download

  Ok this editing was just

  2024-06-07 20:25

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  Haha

  I enjoyed parts, just couldn't ever fully believe that Woody Harrelson was carnage. Idk why

  2024-06-06 20:27

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  Haha

  Have to agree. 1st movie was solid enough but took a turn after that. Hopefully 3rd is decent

  2024-06-06 20:23

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  Really?

  I called them rolly pollies as a kid

  2024-06-05 18:47

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  Hellyeahbruther

  It's for those days when regular mayo just isn't quite enough. I remember doing lines of EHDM on rye in college. Best damn chicken sandwiches I've ever had

  2024-05-31 18:48

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  My Golden Retriever

  

  2024-05-30 05:35

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  Blowup doll

  I love it when comments take me on a journey

  2024-05-24 14:14

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  Gandalf, one of the Valar's Angels

  I was laughing thinking they added that line about killing himself but then I remembered he actually did... After pippen dropped the body down the well, gandalf told him to throw himself in next time to "rid us of your stupidity"

  2024-05-24 05:27

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  Yeah

  One could also interpret it as wasting life if u are lazy & sit thru a show u don't even want to watch..

  2024-05-20 18:36

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  The realization

  Only 7 minutes old & already an underrated comment

  2024-05-18 09:13

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  *looks over glasses*

  Damn.. good points

  2024-05-17 20:07

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  Yes indeed

  Slept through most of Sunday and caused me to miss out on my consecutive streak in the app. Kept it going over 5½ years. The community certainly has changed a lot since then (& before I even arrived), but I'm happy that we're still here

  2024-05-13 03:05

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  Nice

  Only after fucking a stranger in the ass

  2024-05-11 01:23

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  Heh

  Heh

  2024-05-10 22:08

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  I’d pay double

  That's brilliant! why aren't u on their marketing team

  2024-05-10 22:07

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  Life hack

  Those little worker kids in China are one thing.... but this is taking it 1 step too far

  2024-05-10 00:10

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  Log delivery

  That's something I never expected to see moving that fast tbh.

  2024-05-09 08:06

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  Just gaming

  I see oblivion, I upvote

  2024-05-09 06:10

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  Never mind the spider - is that a real ear??

  I feel like this woman stole her ear from a 93 year old grandpa

  2024-05-09 03:16

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  ERNIIIEEEEEE

  Ahh... the classics.

  2024-05-08 18:56

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  US teacher week meme

  "Normally I get pretty tired after fucking your cousin in the ass."

  2024-05-07 04:31

  +30