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  It will be a tragic day.

  And now it happened

  2018-11-13 05:18

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  When you’re a duck and you got places to be but safety ...

  German ducks

  2018-08-12 19:03

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  I’ve heard of Periodontists but never Parrot Dentists

  What's wrong with you people? I really love my dog but I'll never let him in my mouth

  2018-06-22 13:42

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  Hmmm

  I actually believed on the first look it's an feminazi post but it was actually really clever content

  2018-06-20 17:53

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  If you found this chip what would you top it with?

  I'm atm on a eat healthy trip, so unfortunately not

  2018-06-14 14:29

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  Mmmm

  And it's probably a boy

  2018-06-08 17:11

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  2033 sounds a bit optimistic, 2021 has my money

  Maybe he already has

  2018-06-08 17:10

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  Eat healthy kiddos

  Or eating couple of strawberry and an whole can of whipped cream.

  2018-06-08 17:09

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  How's me pfp?

  Everything's happening for a reason, sometimes the reason is you're stupid and keep making stupid decisions. But not on this one obviously

  2018-06-08 17:08

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  Solve it please...!!

  Do you speak from experience?

  2018-06-08 17:06

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  Fuck you

  It's proposed to stop the door isn't it? We don't have these in Germany

  2018-06-08 14:50

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  IF yOu KnOw HoW tO tRaIn tHEm

  Every dog IS good. People are just shit

  2018-05-28 08:51

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  As of 2013

  Germany got almost winning the world cup. But you remember we won the last one? And it was the 4th time we won it?

  2018-05-27 02:35

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  gøW

  Even on balanced mode it took like forever

  2018-05-26 15:10

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  I woke up like this

  "how to get every woman immediately leave your house"

  2018-05-26 12:30

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  Conflicted

  Or looking at memes

  2018-05-24 14:36

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  Conflicted

  And calling in sick

  2018-05-24 14:35

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  Trump

  With him you never know if it's not real an actual quote

  2018-05-24 14:34

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  Shawtys eyes tho

  Cause you're still alive, duh

  2018-05-24 14:32

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  What does everyone think?

  Don't die. I left twd at season 4 because it became sorta ridiculous.. But some shows just pull the trick and the results are just stunning

  2018-05-22 17:05

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  What does everyone think?

  George r r Martin once explained why. He hated the thing that the hero is always winning takes out the excitement. bit.ly/2KLnMLS But the books started in 1996, so it was new also he's a genius.. But I've to admit, in the most show the main stars also

  2018-05-22 17:02

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  hammer time

  Stap

  2018-05-21 14:22

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  What does everyone think?

  TV shows like got,bb and twd have all some things in common. Real good actors which are really relatable drawn,lots of money was invested and most important,everybody can die at anytime so you're really afraid that one of your favorites might going to die

  2018-05-21 14:20

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  If only there had been other choices... oh wait. There were

  I agree with you on that. We also need politicians which aren't paid by lobbys. The EU sued Germany and six other countries cause they're not able to fulfill the standards for nitrogen oxides. And I really hope they will finally do something about vw

  2018-05-21 08:47

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  St. Mattis

  Did anyone here ever experienced that?

  2018-05-21 08:40

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  What does everyone think?

  News confirmed, interesting way to avoid spoiler. Let's see how it will be

  2018-05-21 08:39

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  If only there had been other choices... oh wait. There were

  Are you serious? The Paris climate deal is a thing necessary for everyone. He's clearly denying the climate change what's ridiculous. The premises of an leader should be to think global not just self centered..

  2018-05-20 08:51

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  every. heckin. time.

  Patience is a blessing

  2018-05-18 17:27

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  welcome to adulthood, mofo

  Took me a week besides work an other stuff to finish all the Valkyries. It was hell

  2018-05-18 17:25

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  I send art

  For more understanding of the product wiener schnitzel has to be made from calf otherwise it's permitted to call it that. If you're using different meat you've to call it that, translated it says wiener style

  2018-05-18 17:22

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  Contrary to popular belief IW is NOT the best MCU movie

  And putting the Jews away

  2018-05-14 11:35

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  First comment​ is a lie

  To be fair, that meme is over 4 years old. So it had a head start compared to op

  2018-05-14 10:39

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  Food is life

  It's poorly photoshopped but it looks like you stick wiggly eyes on doggos eyes

  2018-05-13 09:33

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  Suicide

  That a lot of engineers aren't worried about safety isn't a new fact and proven many times with hackebale "smart devices" in the last years

  2018-05-13 09:32

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  Why would you

  You're a brave man sir. I'm just to lazy to switch it off. Even it took me sometimes longer to fight the autocorrect than make it by myself. Like skipping intros at the old days, eventually it will took you longer then watching the intro instead

  2018-05-13 09:30

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  oh yeah!!

  Yeah real shit. Best is to buy most of the stuff from your own region and for the other stuff organic companies which are proven to have good standards

  2018-05-13 09:28

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  High since 4/20

  And it's legal per prescription. But stay away from Bavaria if you're an stoner

  2018-05-13 09:23

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  High since 4/20

  Also Görlitzer Park is in Berlin which isn't in the south

  2018-05-13 09:23

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  Dank meme

  Bitch Germany can make lots of good things. Also things on the internet. Look up reconquista internet a love trollarmy Wich isn't against anything. Only pro love

  2018-05-13 08:22

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  oh yeah!!

  The ingredients and the way Ferrero act ruined Nutella mostly for me.

  2018-05-13 08:20

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  Why would you

  Maybe they just surrendered the ongoing war with the autocorrect

  2018-05-13 08:19

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  Done naming the street boss!

  "are you on that street" "No I'm on the other street"

  2018-05-13 08:18

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  So I went to the store and bought some milk

  Mimic chests are an old dungeon thing. People always act like it's something invented by dark souls

  2018-05-13 08:17

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  When you laugh because you are short and you date tall guys

  Three days? Man come back when you reach 3 weeks

  2018-05-13 05:55

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  Whomstve

  Yeah and she's unconscious so after they switch back nobody is traumatized unless your girlfriend watches the whole action.

  2018-05-12 19:26

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  Suicide

  I think there's a reason Elon musk ist afraid of an a.i. apocalypse and Mr. Hawking was also afraid about that.

  2018-05-12 19:23

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  Iffy

  But they will recognize that it changes people.

  2018-05-12 19:21

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  Nani?

  Fun facts for small talk ?

  2018-05-12 19:20

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  Alexa Play Africa by Toto

  Isn't by Toto

  2018-05-12 15:17

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  Iffy

  

  2018-05-12 14:34

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  Suicide

  It's an old repost... Once an real a.i. will be invented we're all fucked up.. Watch animatrix the second Renaissance, it's on YouTube. I guess it's Pretty much what we've to expect

  2018-05-12 14:30

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  Whomstve

  You roofie your mum in your girlfriends Boody. I guess it's the one and only time where it's ok to roofie someone before sexual intercourse

  2018-05-12 14:26

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  Best employee of the year, every year

  Isle of Skye is also famous for his whisky

  2018-05-12 13:40

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  Iffy

  And it will take even longer to realizing that it isn't

  2018-05-12 13:39

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  Iffy

  Also they're learning everything is fun if you're drunk

  2018-05-12 12:14

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  A motherfucking jojo refrence

  Is that a dramatically dundun duuuun? Or the melody of another one bites the dust?

  2018-05-11 04:51

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  A motherfucking jojo refrence

  Aaaand it's stuck in your head

  2018-05-11 03:57

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  Like for nurses.

  It's a shame that only 124.8 people out of 160 really like nurses

  2018-05-11 03:55

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  Shits rough

  He's a little bit sensitive. But on the other hand I can remember only on time spicy food burned twice and I eat regularly very spicy

  2018-05-11 03:49

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  Nacho Bell Grande

  Still waiting for someone to bring this franchise to Germany

  2018-05-10 17:55

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  All we are is dust in the wind.

  He opened the box so it's worthless

  2018-05-10 17:54

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  Shits rough

  But also a lot more scratchy

  2018-05-10 17:53

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  A whale of a tale.

  Exactly

  2018-05-10 17:10

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  Donated money to poor: (happy) Mothafucka

  That it's only 8 385 252,02 Euro

  2018-05-10 15:16

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  Miracles...!!

  It's like expecting that a 3D printer can fix your toilette

  2018-05-10 15:10

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  Remind me again why I did that.....

  But you don't have the offline store and this thing can save your life

  2018-05-10 07:01

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  Lolz

  Didn't you learn anything from American Dad? Without 9/11 bush wouldn't be reelected and eventually get the south states do separate from the US and a new civil war starts

  2018-05-10 06:59

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  Couter-Strike

  Don't use Hammond and Clarkson for your shitty memes

  2018-05-06 09:29

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  Sober me loves high me

  Of pure tastiness you will be really happy But it's still a very strange meme

  2018-05-06 06:10

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  Sober me loves high me

  Why is sending your future you a gift stupid? It's like when your drunk, buying your last beer on your way home and also a coke orso for your hangover you. You'll forget about the coke, and when your hangover you opens the fridge and discover that can

  2018-05-06 06:10

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  Boy

  Let me add And you're killing big ass monsters in a lot of different ways !!! I really like that game

  2018-05-02 16:51

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  i hate this show

  Also I think a lot of games are able to compare to the movie scenes

  2018-04-25 12:47

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  *Batman voice* WHERE IS SHE

  It's very possible that this could happen And don't fuck with berq. I'll probably follow him on memedroid

  2018-04-25 12:45

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  Uh oh look

  Trash panda

  2018-04-23 08:47

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  Uh oh look

  It's called trash panda

  2018-04-23 02:03

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  ironic

  Would be funnier when the gif started 5 seconds earlier... Shortly before he kicks of the head

  2018-04-23 02:02

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  Considering building a bomb shelter, although norway is'n...

  He gets it

  2018-04-21 04:30

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  Considering building a bomb shelter, although norway is'n...

  Ouh come on. Once you started two world wars everybody think you will start a third one.. We're definitely not planning a third one. I mean we needed like millions of new soldiers, where should Germany get them?

  2018-04-20 15:19

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  That dog has issues

  She just woke him up. He obviously don't like that

  2018-04-15 10:12

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  Leaked Pokemon Switch Magazine Ad

  The pics are fake as fuck Probably some DeviantArt. But infact there was a leak of the new Pokemon. @pixelpar on Twitter posted it but nothing confirmed yet.

  2018-04-08 07:13

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  Sausage Envy

  Speech 100

  2018-04-06 17:34

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  Not in China

  Also mankind created agony breeding and made dogs which live in constant pain cause they can't breathe properly

  2018-04-06 17:33

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  News

  Never happened, the news was made up by The Weekly World News. "The Weekly World News is, of course, a former supermarket tabloid known for its fantastically fictional stories"

  2018-04-06 17:30

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  simba. this kingdom is all yours. and the women too

  So you can assume that she was really pissed

  2018-04-06 15:00

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  Penis challenge

  But never have the idea that I would be funny to pay one evening while going out everything with coins.. It's gonna be real tricky after some beer

  2018-04-06 14:53

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  Heck yeah

  I really like these comics

  2018-04-04 16:03

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  Metal AF

  For later research

  2018-04-04 16:01

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  The Fast and the Furriest

  Looked it up, apparently the squirrel still has his legs. Just lost his two front paws in a hunter trap

  2018-04-04 13:25

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  I said OK mom!

  It's literally every woman

  2018-04-02 10:26

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  Yeehaw

  Parking spot especially in the city.

  2018-04-02 06:10

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  Yeehaw

  Because of the new turbocharger technology, they managed to kill the turbo lag. I've also switched from an smart to an Ford station wagon because of space and comfort reasons. Even it's an real upgrade in driving quality it's a big downgrade in finding an

  2018-04-02 06:09

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  Yeehaw

  Cars a fucking SUV. Despite almost none of them are sporty or made for utilities

  2018-04-02 04:27

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  Yeehaw

  The VW up! Gti has the same measurements as the first golf gti. Like a real hot hatchback! Nowadays cars all much bigger then 20 years ago. Big cars aren't a problem in the USA. But in Germany it's quite small on the roads. Even though 26 % of all new

  2018-04-02 04:26

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  Mass sale of easte eggs

  Every company which belongs to alphabet is loosing money except Google and this profit is enough to keep alphabet going

  2018-04-02 04:08

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  Juat Walmart things...

  Is that store really that disturbing?

  2018-03-30 11:15

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  Sweet dreams are made of this

  It's about dreaming about your ex

  2018-03-30 11:15

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  Wrong mushrooms

  Originally an anime. Way better

  2018-03-30 09:00

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  No one will believe you

  It's called "die Bremer Stadtmusikanten" and from an old German tale. These 4 animals on top of each other

  2018-03-29 10:57

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  Pot

  Bill motherfucking Murray in coffee and cigarettes

  2018-03-29 10:56

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  Wrong mushrooms

  Gto?

  2018-03-29 10:56

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