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  Vicious Breed

  @Felicia, Bear is internet famous! @gee44414, He's not. Clearly you don't know much about Rottweilers

  2015-01-08 22:32

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  Vicious Breed

  ^He is a Rottweiler. He's an American Rottweiler, which have longer snouts and legs and are leaner than the German Rottweilers (which are known for their boxy heads). They're less common, but still Rottweilers.

  2015-01-08 16:21

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  Vicious Breed

  @Hellman9615, This guy was attacked by a Chihuahua when he was like 4 months old at the park. Now he's terrified of them. Stupid people leaving an aggressive dog without a leash!

  2015-01-08 16:13

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  My hair!

  @otherchoseno, actually it probably says "pink" like Victoria's Secret Pink

  2014-07-03 01:24

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  Just take the pizza!

  Her drool is all over the couch, sister.

  2013-11-10 01:36

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  ^didnt say I was mad and not me because im working toward a masters degree in econ. why would I do physical labor when I can work in a comfortable, air conditioned building after studying my ass off while working and going to school full time?

  2013-06-23 03:44

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  and the men talking about physical labor jobs and shit, you have an opportunity to get an education in the business field and have a comfy office job, too. don't get mad about your life choices

  2013-06-23 03:35

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  why is the text placed all funky anyways, im not sure what kind of women you know, but the only time I get special treatment is when I wear a short skirt and thats because ya'll are perverts. and I dont expect it either

  2013-06-23 03:32

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  Hawkward

  was

  2013-06-23 03:26

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  Hawkward

  the first time I read this I wad way too excited

  2013-06-23 03:26

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  So true. -_-

  I will always be attracted to a brown boy in Levi 501 jeans. Dark wash

  2013-06-23 03:23

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  who agrees?

  why not both?

  2013-06-22 11:45

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  Murica'

  my biggest weakness is sweets and I think I would throw up after not being able to finish that. but I could try!

  2013-06-22 11:38

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  Thank god people apparently lie when they tell me i love ...

  ^^she must be unbelievably loose

  2013-06-21 15:27

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  True Story..

  @stephiroth, I dunno what kind of men you're dating, but thats not even close to true

  2013-06-21 15:24

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  hola

  my stove still has fire, my food still has fat, my car has keys, my dress has sleeves, my relationship has meaning, and my feelings have heart. fuck your judgments

  2013-06-21 15:20

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  double burn?

  this is a bullshit meme. im a twin and my sister and I have completely opposite personalities. maybe she doesnt like who you are but doesn't mind your looks. may as well get a man thats still attractive but with a better personality

  2013-06-21 14:55

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  true!

  except the men who were checking me out yesterday. "white girl got donk. look at dat ass" shut the fuck up

  2013-06-21 14:10

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  I've never felt so relieved...

  I...I met my boyfriend on the funny jokes app we've kept that to ourselves. but he only lives 4 hours away so we see each other regularly. 1 and 1/2 years last monday. talkin about moving in together within the next 2 years .

  2013-06-21 13:16

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  Sorry if quality is bad

  @joester, if you see someone walking behind you with their hands full, woman, man, child, elderly, homosexual, transvestite, you hold the fucking door. its call being polite. it's not"giving.her what she wants" in this case. its having manners

  2013-06-21 12:47

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  Classy Lady is Classy

  @cocaine, actually its cominy from a fellow american. I'm female so obviously I cant "wank". its a joke. dont get your panties in a bunch .

  2013-06-21 12:03

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  D'awww :]

  your dog is fucking adorable

  2013-06-21 01:27

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  Title is sick today :(

  this is the truest statement ever posted on memedroid

  2013-06-20 16:37

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  Messy hurr don't curr

  I walk out of the shower, put grapeseed oil on my ends, and let it dry

  2013-06-20 01:35

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  why florida!?

  @all the people from Ohio, I started my high school education in ohio (born and raised there) and moved to california my junior year. the quality of education is much poorer. things I learned grade 9 I relearned in grade 12. its true

  2013-06-19 19:26

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  A message for women

  im dating an awesome guy. 1 and a half years together and the only time he makes me cry is when he's leaving to go back home (he lives 3 and a half hours away )

  2013-06-19 19:17

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  swag fuck you

  false. we don't give a fuck as to what year you're in once you hit college. .

  2013-06-19 03:16

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  fuck femenists. women rights supporters all the way

  @nemmar, thats exactly what im fucking saying. men have certain advantages over women and women have certain advantages over men. this entire site is ignorant if they cant see that

  2013-06-18 21:54

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  fuck femenists. women rights supporters all the way

  treatment. if I acted like aman in power at my job I would be labled a bitch. but since Im not a man I dont get to advance as further and when I take my managment position as a man would im yelled at. you men would be congratulated. downvote cuz its true

  2013-06-18 21:28

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  fuck femenists. women rights supporters all the way

  ^I never said I didnt get preferential treatment. I get free dinner and I get to cry in public and free stuff my wearing booty shorts, but you men are the ones giving me free shit so if you have a problem with it, change it. but know you get special

  2013-06-18 21:26

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  fuck femenists. women rights supporters all the way

  see, men get preferential treatment in other aspects than women and visa versa. its seems that men only focus on the things that affect them negatively, just as most women do. you guys are just as much hypocrites as we are

  2013-06-18 21:15

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  hahaha

  ^what she would really like is men to give her attention

  2013-06-18 17:27

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  That's very specific

  so...what is the color of average sized potatoes?

  2013-06-18 03:32

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  .

  this is why I have dogs

  2013-06-18 03:31

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  AWW YEA!

  sometimes I feel sorry for that handsome man in my account picture. his work day starts at 3 AM.

  2013-06-18 03:29

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  Good Guy Cop...though the ladies might disagree

  he sees that you're "a women"

  2013-06-18 03:24

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  aww

  I have a 6 month old rotty. he throws a fit about being put on a leash and throws himself on the ground. since he's already 60 lbs there's no budging him

  2013-06-17 22:40

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  BOOBS:)

  when my boyfriend lays on them when they're sore

  2013-06-17 20:39

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  happened today....

  @lecinnimonhoage, at least you've had one. consider yourself lucky.

  2013-06-17 20:37

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  true..

  or, you know.2 you could swallow your pride and apply for government insurance. I was on it for 5 years

  2013-06-17 13:52

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  Yep.....

  what an extravagant list

  2013-06-17 13:41

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  one lil letter changes the whole sentence

  ^ 12, 15, whatever. still too young for sex

  2013-06-17 13:39

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  no

  woke up my boyfriend from laughing

  2013-06-16 02:14

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  i like cows

  this makes me sad

  2013-06-13 11:00

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  Bowties are indeed cool.

  I wear fezzes now. fezzes are cool

  2013-06-13 02:07

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  All the time

  @athemeex, really? "too"?

  2013-06-12 10:27

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  whats your morning routine?

  ^^takes me less than two minutes to put on my make up

  2013-06-12 10:21

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  Corn

  ohio has the schwebels factory

  2013-06-12 01:49

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  trolling level: cashier

  when a customer is rude to me I pile on jalapeños so their mouth burns when they eat their sandwich and they can think about me while they get heartburn.

  2013-06-12 00:46

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  I've done this before

  @americansushi, I drive a corolla too. I love it

  2013-06-10 15:50

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  Again Krillin!

  I was never a fan of my little pony, dbz, or pokemon but we all peacefully coexisted until you faggots showed up

  2013-06-10 12:57

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  ygfjk

  never had an orgasm

  2013-06-09 15:27

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  Blessed

  my mother didnt care to pay attention to my first word so I have no idea what it is

  2013-06-09 15:23

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  mine is

  Lazy teenagers be like nah I don't need to work for my money, daddy should just hand me his hard earned cash

  2013-06-09 14:06

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  hot

  113 today where I am. I stepped outside to go to work and felt an instant sunburn

  2013-06-09 03:12

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  you're welcome feminists

  @joel2cool, you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

  2013-06-08 21:55

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  my confessions

  drunkemt will never have a girlfriend

  2013-06-08 17:41

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  Rape time!

  me too. stupid California university

  2013-06-08 16:14

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  its a natural thing

  ^actually, as a woman, you should be able to control your temper and, even though you're emotional, be able to control your actions. i can and do, I just don't around my boyfriend because I know he'll love me either way.

  2013-06-08 14:33

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  its a natural thing

  im not mean. I just cry...a lot. super over emotional. I also get sexually frustrated.

  2013-06-08 02:51

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  double standards

  I waited until I was 19 and in a relationship for over a year. anyways, this is the wrong template

  2013-06-08 02:42

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  yes please!

  omfg this is so me its ridiculious

  2013-06-08 02:33

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  realy want

  I think I need to purchase one of these

  2013-06-08 02:31

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  vegans

  jtacket, you know, if you werent threatened by/judgmental of people different than you, your life would be much richer

  2013-06-08 02:23

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  True

  ^^Because everything on YouTube is true, right?

  2013-06-07 20:40

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  What do you choose?

  the static cling my boytoy is perfect for cuddling

  2013-06-07 18:21

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  Ain't nobody got time fo dat

  I have a picture of mine at 1111.

  2013-06-07 14:27

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  True

  ^proved it so well by attacking the American embassy when the American government is FUNDING them. talk about biting the hand that feeds you

  2013-06-07 14:23

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  True

  ^and the rebels (terrorists) aren't killing innocents? you're entitled to your opinion, but you cant blame one side for something the opposing side is doing, also.

  2013-06-07 12:46

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  True

  @ghaith, don't worry. not everyone here is ignorant. im sorry for what my government is helping these people do to your country

  2013-06-07 09:51

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  True

  holy diver is right. They're killing christians and non-radical Muslims, attacked our embassy, and the US government is funding them. my boss is from Syria. we talk about it weekly

  2013-06-07 09:45

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  Listen I don't need that though

  I laughed harder than I should have

  2013-06-07 09:42

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  The Zoo?

  I worked at McDonald's when I was 14. I would say thats not failing

  2013-06-07 08:53

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  well that sums it up

  ^cant take a joke. take a chill pill, seriously. I cry every time I see this movie

  2013-06-07 02:43

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  c:

  @luna, it was a repost last month too. its not your original content. don't get so butthurt over something that isnt yours

  2013-06-07 02:24

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  Soon.

  ^its a bag. when I first saw it I thought it was one of those circular chairs

  2013-06-07 02:17

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  Wanna bake some pie?

  ^sounds like someone's a bit curious

  2013-06-07 02:13

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  wow

  the only thing about that is since its new we don't necessarily know the long term side effects. so ya'll go ahead and try it and tell me how it goes. I'll wait a few years

  2013-06-06 11:19

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  Correction: Other women. (°-°/) hail cat goddess (°-°/)

  do I get 7 extra because im a twin?

  2013-06-06 11:14

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  Seriously, what's up with that?

  I havent dated a black guy because all prospects have been disrespectful as fuck. "damn shawty look at those legs" "gurl get yo ass ova hur" "you got the best body for late night riding" no. fuck you. I'll stick with my brown boys.

  2013-06-05 11:13

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  ALL DEM SMELLS

  mustard .

  2013-06-05 00:58

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  really??

  my boyfriend isnt...nerdy, but he physically wasn't my usual type. but he was so sweet and caring and so I gave it a shot. its been 18 months of a happy relationship so guys, if the girl is choosing assholes over you, she just hasnt grown up yet.

  2013-06-05 00:27

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  who wants to build a fort

  this is why I cant wait to graduate college and get my own place

  2013-06-05 00:14

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  I want to go to Swimming Pool!!!

  @jrizzle, yeah because all white people are rich and privileged, right? I started working at 14 to help my mother pay the bills and we still lost our house. don't be so racist

  2013-06-04 10:58

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  Please, please follow this ladies...especially the last o...

  I wear yoga pants to the gym and work rules still applicable? because its not very comfortable to wear a thong every single day at work/the gym

  2013-06-03 15:27

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  So true. Valve can't count to 3 but can be the ultimate t...

  my boyfriend has taken an interest in me playing video games with him so I told him the portal games look super cool so he's going to get it so I can play

  2013-06-03 15:13

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  bro

  i totally used this book last semester, when I learned that biology is not my forte

  2013-06-03 09:55

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  Awwwwww.

  my puppy has this thing where he keeps eating sticks and when he poops it hurts so he comes to me screaming and crying for like 5 minutes after he poops. its hilarious and pitiful and scary all at the same time.

  2013-06-03 01:21

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  What's going on in this world today!?

  penis fingers for obvious reasons

  2013-06-02 21:51

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  Shirtless boys

  Sam_Detected seems butthurt. dude you're like 12 years old and you have no defined abdominal muscles. stop embarassing yourself and put a shirt on

  2013-06-02 20:57

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  Shirtless boys

  ^I work out but you don't see me posting shirtless pictures

  2013-06-02 20:13

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  hah bitch

  ^^^^desperate

  2013-06-01 20:49

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  this is I

  why is this so true? it makes me feel slightly uncomfortable to admit it

  2013-06-01 16:00

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  Ok

  @courer, yes because all those who believe in evolution are athiests

  2013-06-01 12:48

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  When you see it

  ^she's not fat, she's just a little chubby. nothin wrong with a little extra love around the belly. not all women are built the same

  2013-06-01 02:19

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  Lol.

  if its an accident I dont see a problem. happens all the time at work. But I can definitely tell the difference between accidental and purposeful. When yous hand cups my ass and squeezes its not an accident, regardless of what you claim

  2013-06-01 01:54

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  True

  ^^whats the purpose of lighting a match?

  2013-05-31 18:07

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  yup

  am I the only one who tells my boyfriend when he pisses me off?

  2013-05-31 11:27

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  no.

  ^actually, I've only had one sexual partner. not that you could say the same. you got pissed because you put down someone so I did the same to you. pathetic

  2013-05-30 23:49

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  Happens to everyone

  I still hate it

  2013-05-30 11:22

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