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  Fair

  Depends on where you are - that would be low for a medium-sized city but not for a small town

  2024-05-29 13:35

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  Very cool

  Yeah this meme was made by the "never-read-the-book gang"

  2023-05-03 14:57

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  No way

  Should've used a calculator, bud

  2023-01-23 20:39

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  YO YO

  It's the Weekend Update on SNL

  2022-10-29 08:30

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  No turkey

  Yes, you probably mostly get that vibe online from the Internet-hermit, too cool to socialize with my family, teenage types

  2022-10-18 06:57

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  Insta-drop

  "And now you have officially taken it too far, buddy"

  2022-10-09 19:39

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  Source: Brian Wagaman

  Is it not Freebird?

  2022-10-06 07:28

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  coonsume the slop good goy

  My man's never even heard of off-brand junk food (the best kind)

  2022-08-06 19:58

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  Mmm Spicy claustrophobia

  pits of hathsin

  2022-08-01 18:33

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  The store how our corvid overlords came to be

  *gets mauled by a hawk*

  2022-06-15 20:32

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  Star Wars fans when..

  ->The Force grants telekinesis and telepathy? -> I sleep. -> Planetary physics is suspect? -> ASCENDED

  2022-06-13 19:39

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  For Frodo

  When you comment on the wrong meme

  2022-06-13 19:38

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  Housing market be like

  This is not 2022 accurate

  2022-05-06 23:04

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  Well, whatta ya know

  I believe the little tick on the x axis before the vertical line is Jan. 1st, 2021. The labels on the x axis are kinda misleading

  2022-04-12 23:26

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  Russo-Jap war 2

  This post is fake. That image is of the Ukrainian ambassador to Japan

  2022-02-26 12:43

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  YEEEYEEEE

  Look up the song 'Battle of New Orleans' by Johnny Horton for a good time

  2022-02-17 08:05

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  Legal theft

  I agree, but there's probably no point in suing for your money back if they're already offering a way to get it

  2022-02-05 14:04

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  Legal theft

  It says they can request a refund

  2022-02-05 13:03

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  I am sure it is.....

  It's the perfect texture for running, very low impact. Also the snow was dry so your feet wouldn't get wet.

  2022-01-14 21:12

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  Antivax used to be my most liberal trait

  Merriam-Webster

  2021-12-04 11:54

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  Yup

  It's this whole August 1st thing

  2021-08-01 10:19

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  Le romance

  Not as if the "meme" was tasteful or funny in some way... Pretty much just... rape

  2021-07-29 22:33

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  Le african-indian

  Maybe not, cause he actually dropped out of med school and went to business school

  2021-07-13 21:50

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  Crt

  

  2021-06-29 08:20

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  Dr evil

  It's not even close to accurate lol - at least in the US

  2021-05-20 18:10

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  I rap for the people of Palestine

  Yeah if this is supposed to be American liberals, it doesn't make sense in the current political climate

  2021-05-12 20:59

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  Monkey dance

  Civilisation by Danny Kaye and The Andrews Sisters

  2021-05-11 21:13

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  come on MMT

  I assume it's referring to modern monetary theory

  2021-05-03 18:48

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  oops, was accident, can have immunity, am qualified?

  Yeah not good - seems like pretty clear manslaughter. (And then there were riots, and they called in the national guard)

  2021-04-12 22:03

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  oops, was accident, can have immunity, am qualified?

  Traffic stop in MN. Man resisted arrest, got back in the car, but was being grappled. Cop apparently meant to draw taser according to body cam footage, but drew gun and shot him. He drove away and died

  2021-04-12 21:53

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  friends forever

  

  2021-03-26 18:05

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  -_-

  From when men were men

  2021-03-19 08:22

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  That's one small step for man

  Elaborate on why a room can't be clean lol

  2021-02-10 08:19

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  Don't know who the guy is but this is funny AF

  Maybe because I'd literally never heard of him before and now I hear his name 3x a day

  2021-02-09 08:01

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  I love equality

  It's a misleading headline (as most are). What they mean is that men net gained jobs, not that no man lost his.

  2021-01-16 23:30

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  Eat shit and die

  As if Schumer, Pelosi, and democrats were three line items lol

  2020-12-30 19:02

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  Dog owners vs cat owners

  There are exceptions, but I think it's a good stereotype

  2020-12-04 16:48

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  Taking advantage of the state

  Hm why would they have kept the skeletal remains around?

  2020-11-23 17:45

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  Instant death

  My greatest life achievement

  2020-11-15 23:17

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  Instant death

  Yeah if it was real, it would be murder - I winced

  2020-11-15 13:11

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  Nice cult america

  Yeah glad to see the scales fall off more eyes

  2020-10-21 21:41

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  so dont take out massive loans if you're going to get a u...

  Yeah and a big part of that is government subsidized student loans: the government guarantees a loan, so a bank lends it, and a teenager takes out $150000 to pay for school cause the loan is available. As long as people will pay it, schools will charge it.

  2020-10-19 21:02

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  Everyone should have the option to choose for themselves

  Is there a way to ignore all posts by a user? Or only comments?

  2020-09-26 20:07

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  Imposter Venting

  It feels like there's generally no reason not to vote against you in that case cause if it wasn't you, they'd just vote that guy next and you'd still win, right?

  2020-09-25 17:55

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  Raise

  You never take home less money after getting a raise (at least in the US) cause you only pay the higher percentage on the money you earn above the tax bracket you broke into, not on your whole salary

  2020-09-10 21:57

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  Every. Single. Time.

  Well even that much spread at close range is greatly exaggerated

  2020-08-27 22:43

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  Hockey fights vs Basketball fights

  I mean if you want a good fight watch mma not a sport that isn't about fighting?

  2020-08-10 22:24

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  Yy

  I'm with you. Dark humor is one thing, but most all the joke's have been super low effort - being edgy for the sake of being edgy doesn't make me laugh.

  2020-08-06 18:05

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  dongs in a code

  It was definitely satire lol, the added snippet of code was overexplaining the joke and made it less funny imo

  2020-08-01 17:37

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  true

  Minimum wage sounds good as a concept, but in practice it only prices young, unskilled workers out of the labor market. When you artificially set a price of anything high, people will buy less of it (labor in this case)

  2020-08-01 09:56

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  Waaaahh!!! I got gassed while being part of a riot...boo ...

  

  2020-07-24 10:39

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  Math is hardz

  Yeah obviously the deathrate is higher for people who have cases so severe they go to the hospital and get tested - that doesn't mean if you get infected, you have a 9% chance of dying lol

  2020-07-07 13:02

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  Didn't get past moderation the first time? I'LL FUCKING D...

  I assume the meme was just a play on "Bob! Do something!"

  2020-06-13 16:59

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  it’s every strippers defense mechanism

  Nah one and done

  2020-05-08 19:03

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  It's all hype

  It's trying to say "under 50 it infects"

  2020-03-22 20:31

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  Madman

  Well it could last him his whole life, so unlimited for him

  2020-03-11 22:42

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  stop being part of the problem

  Both of them are questionable for anything political

  2020-02-29 07:35

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  Can they raise lifeguard requirements?

  Well I was a lifeguard for several years and most of the girls couldn't save me in deep water spinal trainings without drowning me, but they could save smaller people. So if you're a bigger guy, just don't get hurt in the water I guess...

  2020-02-21 19:06

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  Tits are love. Tits are life.

  *ice ice baby plays*

  2020-02-12 20:41

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  im making people’s wishes come true and you can help wi...

  How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

  2020-02-10 18:49

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  School...

  I believe the "We the People" is photoshopped - she actually ripped her copy of Trump's State of the Union address after the speech

  2020-02-06 07:23

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  haha

  Yeah lol and China is under

  2020-01-23 11:39

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  bruh...

  I may as well say for the 3rd time: this is the first meme I commented on, now 6 years ago

  2020-01-23 08:39

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  Let's go get that oil boys

  Well the US defense spending per year is more than all of Europe combined, which I think would probably be a better indicator than population

  2020-01-12 00:20

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  oh well

  Yeah this image is editted to exaggerate it, but it is in real life too lol

  2019-12-25 08:18

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  get chopping joe

  Not really. For example, Bill Clinton was impeached by the House and acquitted by the Senate. But he didn't magically get unimpeached - impeachment is like an indictment.

  2019-12-20 00:15

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  get chopping joe

  They hated you because you told the truth

  2019-12-20 00:02

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  No chill granny....

  I think she'd actually be Silent Generation - the one after the Greatest Generation but before Baby Boomers

  2019-12-06 08:52

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  Relatable

  Through the downvotes, I stand with you. They hate us because we speak the truth

  2019-11-30 22:46

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  Hold on , that's a paradox. The paradox. The father of al...

  No basically people's feet got really filthy when traveling back then, and when they got where they were going, it was the job of like the lowest servant to wash the guests feet. But Jesus washed all his disciples' feet to teach them to serve others.

  2019-11-30 10:44

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  Reality Check

  Fair enough

  2019-11-21 14:17

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  Reality Check

  Well he got 12 years for manslaughter, so he didn't really "get away with it" - just didn't get convicted of murder.

  2019-11-21 08:59

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  We've all done this

  It's the first meme I commented on 5 years ago

  2019-07-29 13:14

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  why not doctor house

  Also why isn't Dr Strange at the far right, since he was a world class surgeon?

  2019-07-03 16:40

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  Ik a week off

  Actually you're probably safe if you're 18. They start the draft with 20 year olds, then go 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, and only if you run out of aaall of those do you get to 19 and 18.

  2019-06-30 19:13

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  Everyone loves lasagna

  Of course my good sir

  2019-05-28 19:09

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  Everyone loves lasagna

  *should have

  2019-05-28 10:03

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  I saw tgis in class and couldn't pass it up.

  Hey man I thought it was funny

  2019-05-12 21:57

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  This does not put a smile on my face

  Yeah but this meme was a meme

  2019-05-07 18:32

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  We could remove all the plastic from the ocean with that ...

  Lol OP, the title makes me think you may not realize this is satire

  2019-04-24 10:04

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  What

  Well you would if she wanted any kind of a diamond lol

  2019-03-14 22:59

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  Pedo

  "They have been known to turn over flat-shaped rocks weighing 310 to 325 pounds (141 to 147 kg) by flipping them over with a single foreleg."

  2018-12-17 00:31

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  And now that song is stuck in your head

  They don't think it was her brother at all (according to Wikipedia)

  2018-12-12 01:47

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  H

  Or low level, digital IC design

  2018-11-24 10:05

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  Truth shall prevail

  Robert F Kennedy

  2018-09-27 15:45

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  c++ = D?

  Lmao, I'll assume you're trolling

  2018-09-12 14:34

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  From the “Things Actually Said To The Bride” files

  Well in that case, whatever you do, don't get married if you're not ready

  2018-07-25 16:05

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  Checkmate statists

  Reported for nudity

  2018-07-12 17:15

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  *gets confused and shoots self*

  I think people have been saying that "definition of insanity" line so long that they think it's actually the dictionary definition of insanity.

  2018-05-29 20:08

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  Tesla wins

  Yeah I mean it's kinda a moot point cause they'll both kill ya with the right current

  2018-05-07 21:07

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  Tesla wins

  Yes sir

  2018-05-07 20:59

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  Thought I'd try out the old timey version of this meme fo...

  Yeah I was trying to figure out if OP knew that and was making one of those "wholesome" memes cause it implied he was faithful. Cause that'd be funny

  2018-04-17 17:29

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  she don’t need him

  Why did we need two pictures of the same thing?

  2018-02-13 10:42

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  dead

  Pretty sure he had been waiting in prison for quite a while and with time served he was due to be released in like 2019 actually, so it was more of he wouldn't live branded as a war criminal

  2017-12-04 20:31

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  Delicious

  I mean not that much, it's like less than $3 for a dozen eggs. So it depends how much he enjoys his pranks lol

  2017-10-31 21:16

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  Ahahahah

  Probably try to hit the power strip out of her hands with it. You're supposed to use an insulating object like that so you don't get electrocuted too

  2017-10-29 21:06

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  this isn't gonna pass

  I remember you

  2017-05-25 23:04

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  Snuggle up birbo

  Snuggle up, birbo!

  2017-05-02 13:42

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  Bill Nye the Russian Spy

  I'm looking for it man, but I don't see it. He did a series of videos for them, explaining Juno to the public (essentially they hoped to attract attention by using him) but he didn't work on it himself.

  2017-04-26 18:05

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  Bill Nye the Russian Spy

  Dude what are you talking about lol? He has one real degree, a bachelor's in mechanical engineering. A Google search of "Bill Nye NASA" shows he never worked there.

  2017-04-26 14:30

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