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  Simpler internet

  I'll allow the French under the circumstances... this time.

  2026-07-24 14:40

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  pay the man

  I had that one on the left. It was a beast.

  2026-07-24 07:43

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  Simpler internet

  Flat Eric!

  2026-07-24 07:22

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  Instant friendship

  Felt cute. Might delete later.

  2026-07-24 07:20

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  Coinbench surpassing all expectations

  It's like two guys, though.

  2026-07-23 22:35

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  A keeper

  I showed this to Mrs. Berq. Her eyes lit up and she exclaimed, "She's noodlin'! I wanna try that!"

  2026-07-23 22:34

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  Lol

  It's weird: I was measuring something earlier today using my hand, and had the thought "This is about a decimeter."

  2026-07-23 22:30

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  LOL

  Who would be left?

  2026-07-23 22:29

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  This British pub is older than America but does it have AC

  

  2026-07-23 06:50

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  legend

  I don't know how any charitable organization could receive $100M (or even $1M) and not be tempted to misappropriate some of it. Hopefully a lot of animals benefit.

  2026-07-23 06:48

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  bird boss

  If I lived near ravens, I'd befriend them, too. I don't even especially like birds, but those things are special.

  2026-07-23 06:44

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  She discovered her sarcastic husband is secretly her bigg...

  Always compliment your spouse to others. I can attest that it does wonders for your relationship.

  2026-07-23 06:40

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  Skill issue

  My cat is waiting impatiently for me to finish my cereal so that she can have the leftover milk. Yeah, I'm her favorite.

  2026-07-23 06:34

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  Nintendo moment

  AM2R was amazing.

  2026-07-23 06:30

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  Biblical side quest

  They WHAT!?!?

  2026-07-23 06:29

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  Hit them with wow you're terrible at reading people

  I may have just been given an epiphany.

  2026-07-21 05:35

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  Shallow breaths

  Expect to see a lot of men looking for their dead wives and daughters.

  2026-07-19 07:54

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  Leon is 97 but Raccoon City still needs one more mission

  I'd play it.

  2026-07-19 03:19

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  dongs in a president

  Reminds me of the Wolf3D difficulty selection.

  2026-07-19 03:07

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  dongs in a boxer

  That was not a great use of AI.

  2026-07-18 15:09

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  Luigi

  It's Weegie time!

  2026-07-18 15:08

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  truuuuuuuu

  Those were so useful in Metal Gear Solid 2.

  2026-07-18 15:07

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  eat a dick casham

  All of 'em. No exceptions.

  2026-07-18 15:06

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  Beautimus

  No, you decided that for me.

  2026-07-18 15:05

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  I am the best president in the history of presidents

  "Ich ein Berliner."

  2026-07-17 07:00

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  Mfw the world is like it be.

  

  2026-07-16 21:44

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  That's a goat

  Smooth? Someone's never touched a shark before. Their skin is like sandpaper.

  2026-07-16 08:53

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  Snake with legs

  TROGDOR!!!

  2026-07-16 08:52

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  worth it

  "Consume"? It's not as if the water ceases to exist after entering the data center. What is an ACCURATE description of the problem?

  2026-07-16 08:51

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  free will

  That looks like a street map of London.

  2026-07-16 08:46

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  aging sucks

  Maybe, but I'm also getting up at 5:30 AM, and starting my day responsibly (on Memedroid).

  2026-07-16 08:45

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  Budget went somewhere

  I'd need to see the same shot lit and color graded "properly" to appreciate the observation made here. The costumes do look homemade, though.

  2026-07-16 08:43

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  World already defeated

  I looked at the background and wondered, "What are all those U shapes?" Then I realized, "Oh, that's supposed to be the sun." Then I noticed that the SUN is supposed to be the sun, and I still have no idea what the Us are about.

  2026-07-16 08:39

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  deep cut

  OK, that's pretty cool. Trivia like that is fun.

  2026-07-16 08:34

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  Copper pool supremacy

  But then we invented meth, and copper prices soared.

  2026-07-16 08:32

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  Humans forgot fun

  Worse yet, we outsourced it all to AI and robots.

  2026-07-16 08:30

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  Marriage dress code

  Ach, tis cute.

  2026-07-16 08:28

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  Instant burnout

  Working more makes you better at working more. Kinda like everything else.

  2026-07-16 08:18

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  UK proposes overnight social media curfews for teenagers

  LOL. Solid plan.

  2026-07-16 08:15

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  Bowie stole Metallica

  Bowie was kind of an incredible person, regardless of what you think about his singing ability.

  2026-07-16 08:14

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  humanity restored

  Posting that publicly on social media might cost him HIS job, unfortunately. Reminds me of the Pharisees asking Jesus if it is lawful to heal on the Sabbath.

  2026-07-16 08:08

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  That's why no one remembers Socrates

  "So-crates" - Bill, Ted

  2026-07-15 07:13

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  farm arc

  "Do you want to be a farmer? Well, here's a couple of acres!" - Jack Slater

  2026-07-15 07:08

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  Superman was right

  She has a forehead?

  2026-07-15 07:05

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  fair point

  I saw him just recently. Thoroughly enjoyable! Half the audience was fat dudes with beards.

  2026-07-15 07:04

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  cheer up

  Thanks, Sam.

  2026-07-15 07:02

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  First Oscar Winner Takes All

  If they're working on it, it isn't completely AI.

  2026-07-14 00:07

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  Relationships

  She just gave birth and you're already working on a sibling? Is she like lady Deadpool or something? Usually those parts need a month or two to heal.

  2026-07-14 00:05

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  true

  Looks like someone skipped leg... life.

  2026-07-14 00:00

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  Cheat sheet for when to use the right ammo

  This meme will get you put on a(nother) list.

  2026-07-13 23:59

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  AAWWWW COME ON MAN!!

  Things change as we age, but I can still dismount a pickup like that in my upper 40s. I just have to be a little more... careful than before.

  2026-07-13 23:58

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  Cursed Image

  Wasn't she on Roseanne?

  2026-07-12 23:16

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  heh

  You're a gem that never loses its sparkle and gleam.

  2026-07-12 23:14

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  this is genius

  Looks like a good way to twist your ankle.

  2026-07-12 23:11

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  Oh Snake of the lake,What is your wisdom?

  Pirates of the Caribbean music would have been better.

  2026-07-12 23:10

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  And cycle repeats itself

  I laughed aloud at that. Well done!

  2026-07-12 13:27

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  Someone Else Probably Came Up With That Meme Like 50 Times

  

  2026-07-12 13:22

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  Me Everyday lol

  Heh. It's the early twenty-teens again. A simpler time. Still broken, but a bit less so.

  2026-07-12 13:20

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  The strange reason everything in the Universe spins

  Shame these paltry few frames don't allow us to appreciate the chaos.

  2026-07-12 13:17

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  Relationships

  Life continues to be challenging in unexpected and expensive ways, but I'm firmly committed to the ongoing belief that this is the best time of my life so far.

  2026-07-12 13:14

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  Relationships

  I don't remember: is this your first? Regardless... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! That is WONDERFUL news! I'm so excited for you! Being a dad is the greatest.

  2026-07-12 12:58

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  the fam know what time it is

  I have loads of 'em! Historical preservation and all that.

  2026-07-12 12:53

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  Why me?

  Well, that's just needlessly hurtful. *I* don't think you're a mistake.

  2026-07-12 12:43

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  White & Black Noise

  There's a difference between thought-provoking and meaningless. Hopefully, you will correctly discern which category this meme falls under.

  2026-07-12 09:17

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  GET IN MY BELLY

  There was no real relationship there, though. She was just in it for the corn.

  2026-07-12 09:14

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  Relationships

  How are you all doing lately? My presence around here isn't the same as it was, but that doesn't mean that I care about you any less.

  2026-07-10 19:49

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  Relationships

  Ummm... sure!

  2026-07-10 19:47

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  Underrated 90s hero. R. I. P.

  Yellow modeling clay.

  2026-07-06 05:58

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  Latatidletidle la tatidltidlyidl

  YTP

  2026-07-05 22:16

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  dongs in a band

  

  2026-07-05 22:12

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  I'd buy him the toy

  "You're welcome."

  2026-07-05 22:11

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  Bruh

  You should be so lucky. Walken is a formidable presence even in his twilight.

  2026-07-05 08:23

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  My fave food

  That's a lot of effort. How flattering!

  2026-07-05 08:21

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  Needs More Pipe

  Henry Cavill can't be President, he's not American! (also, what is this weirdness?)

  2026-07-05 08:19

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  dongs in an elephant

  I say Neil should be recognized as a naturalized citizen. Sure, he's essentially a bum, but at least he doesn't panhandle or wash your car windows without consent.

  2026-07-04 10:23

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  Up periscope

  It's not him. It COULDN'T be him: it doesn't have "dongs" in the title.

  2026-07-04 10:18

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  250

  True gentleman. A man of honor and distinction. A soldier's soldier with a cute li'l ponytail.

  2026-07-04 10:17

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  hair envy

  Not trying to dodge that "greasy" stereotype, eh amigo? (you know I love you)

  2026-07-04 10:10

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  Disney moment

  OK, that's fairly adorable.

  2026-07-03 19:12

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  hair envy

  

  2026-07-03 18:57

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  Console civil war

  Well, I'm old, which helps.

  2026-07-03 18:56

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  mmm… string cheese

  String theory.

  2026-07-03 18:55

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  Gues it's mostly a console issue

  When Limited Run Games released System Shock 2 Remastered on disc, you'd better believe I bought it. For the third time.

  2026-07-03 18:53

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  Sparkling water is a fucking sin

  I drink sparkling water. Keeps me from going soft.

  2026-07-03 18:52

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  still kid

  Had my first right at 30. I have friends who started earlier, whose kids turned out great because they were ready. People, it turns out, are in many ways surprisingly different from one to the next.

  2026-07-03 08:27

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  Console civil war

  I've still got games on 5.25" floppies! [shakes cane angrily]

  2026-07-03 08:23

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  born doomed

  Difficulties may be real. But watch: People with defeated mindsets don't go on to accomplish otherwise.

  2026-07-03 08:22

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  hair envy

  It's true. Mrs. Berq fights to keep her lovely curls from turning into a rat's nest on an ongoing basis.

  2026-07-03 08:07

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  smell quest

  We all know the kinds of things dogs find appetizing...

  2026-07-03 07:58

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  classical music is fun

  Victor Borge.

  2026-07-02 08:00

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  wall blades

  Shoot, my medicine cabinet has a blade slot that I use!

  2026-07-02 07:46

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  Good life

  Don't wait for your circumstances to make your life good. Love for life is a decision. A mindset. You can do it! I believe in you!

  2026-07-01 22:30

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  digital lies

  Play has no* limits *some

  2026-07-01 10:01

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  WinRAR are good guys

  I own a license.

  2026-07-01 09:55

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  Show him Grail

  I imagine this scenario on occasion, but with Abraham Lincoln. His feedback would likely be more relevant.

  2026-07-01 09:51

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  Cinema got wrecked

  Took a lot of guts to bring a bulky camcorder and tripod into a theater back in those days.

  2026-07-01 09:48

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  meeting chaos

  I imagine that politics would be appreciably more civil and productive if cats were allowed to roam the chambers of government.

  2026-07-01 09:46

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  Cat drama unlocked

  Huh?

  2026-07-01 09:43

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  Acting went physical

  That's the kind passion and of dedication to the craft of acting that would increase if the players were underpaid.

  2026-07-01 09:42

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  Boat physics unlocked

  At first I thought he was just trying to defect.

  2026-07-01 09:38

  +10