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  Mouse-san vs Trap-chan

  This is funny, but I feel a little bit bad for the mouse's pain. But still funny.

  6h

  +6
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  dongs in a doom

  I remember seeing the first screenshot of the doom alpha in a gaming magazine back in the mid-90s. Blew my mind. Still love it.

  8h

  +6
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  Dons Wild Kingdom

  Badgers? BADGERS!?

  8h

  +4
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  Dongs in a dinosaur

  I think it's random/bots. I'm curious about the person and process by which this meme (and others like it) was created. They are not the same as you or me. I won't ridicule them, as that difference may be innocent or involuntary.

  1j

  +3
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  Basta Pasta

  Al dente.

  2026-08-28 22:11

  +6
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  Swipe

  That's a decidedly unsafe practice when online dating.

  2026-08-28 09:40

  0
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  behold child

  The plan: 1. Only speak olde English at home. 2. Become Internet famous for two weeks.

  2026-08-27 07:55

  +11
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  Mercedes said pay up

  I believe so, yes.

  2026-08-26 23:22

  +1
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  Doggie Before VS After Grief

  "I'm absolutely miserable. Better take a selfie."

  2026-08-26 23:15

  +3
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  menu supremacy

  "Ovaltine?"

  2026-08-25 07:32

  +8
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  49ers owner arrested after alleged $140 police setup

  A fee that's divisible by 20s.

  2026-08-25 07:30

  +4
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  easy test

  I want to play with friendly cheetahs.

  2026-08-25 07:24

  +13
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  My shift already ended

  Try being a business owner.

  2026-08-25 07:22

  +1
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  founding vibes

  With no indoor plumbing, there must've been only about a dozen people at the party at any one time.

  2026-08-25 07:16

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  Communication skill issue

  Yes, it's reasonable to expect your mate to communicate honestly and clearly about their emotional needs (as should you).

  2026-08-25 07:09

  +32
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  Robot runs 100 meters faster than Bolt's world record

  Bolt's record was also beaten by my Sierra 1500 on my way to work yesterday. What a loser!

  2026-08-25 07:06

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  3rd time is a charm

  Teacher didn't bat an eye. Such restraint.

  2026-08-23 08:27

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  A joke from an unlikely source

  No way GPT came up with that.

  2026-08-23 08:25

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  Delish Slopp

  Anyone else play Silent Hill f?

  2026-08-22 07:24

  +3
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  dongs in a tech

  That was an ad in RoboCop.

  2026-08-22 07:20

  +4
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  Rebecca Chambers Survivor

  It's the job.

  2026-08-21 21:36

  +15
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  Half Life or something

  Sparky!

  2026-08-21 21:36

  +4
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  Former China billionaire gets life in prison after Evergr...

  The question is, was he guilty or did Winnie just want his money?

  2026-08-21 06:26

  +19
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  he was there

  It was fun realizing JG was the same girl from Stranger Things.

  2026-08-20 08:38

  +2
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  School for Thought

  Profanity made this joke worse.

  2026-08-20 08:33

  +1
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  Cash first buddy

  Heh. I'm showing this one to Mrs. Berq.

  2026-08-20 08:32

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  Bro still believes

  Victory and defeat do not make brothers.

  2026-08-20 08:31

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  Anger isn't your personality

  Is it, though? How do you act MOST of the time?

  2026-08-17 06:55

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  Say no to shapes without volume

  Everything is orientable in non-Euclidian spaces.

  2026-08-16 07:36

  +5
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  Radio Talk Show Host Proposes New WNBA team

  Go Scott!

  2026-08-16 07:34

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  Mom loved my terrible drawing so now I owe her a fake laugh

  Why do the turtles wear masks? To protect their anonymity?

  2026-08-14 18:38

  +2
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  Hahaha

  

  2026-08-14 18:31

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  Meme today

  Gossip is an ugly vice.

  2026-08-13 16:50

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  Fake pilot allegedly scored hundreds of free flights

  Catch Him If You Can. Serve a year, then go to work for them as a security consultant.

  2026-08-12 07:11

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  keep digging

  The way I like to think of it, Mrs. Berq and I became AWARE of each other's existence through an online service, but we didn't KNOW each other until we met in person. Regardless, it was God who orchestrated the whole thing. Impossible otherwise.

  2026-08-12 07:09

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  not again

  Unlike China, I don't suspect Mexico of a coordinated conspiracy to infect the world with an engineered pathogen. Aside from sinsemilla or crystal, that is.

  2026-08-12 07:04

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  every comment

  That's pretty accurate. Would have also accepted three, four, or five flame emojis.

  2026-08-12 07:00

  +10
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  A very important Star Wars decision was made here

  Ugh. The first three were SO much better. But they just HAD to go and have another kid.

  2026-08-12 06:58

  +5
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  no brakes

  Trials bikers are insanely skilled

  2026-08-11 05:57

  0
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  dad please

  Again, would have been better to move the kid.

  2026-08-11 05:29

  +4
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  Bro needs to block her yesterday

  Is that Dave Bautista?

  2026-08-11 05:23

  +1
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  Civilization. A barren wasteland

  "Such profound. Very brain."

  2026-08-10 16:08

  +7
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  The Butthurt

  You AI bot army is not an asset to this once fine community.

  2026-08-10 16:06

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  Open Sesame

  They say "work for the job you want, not the job you have." (or maybe that's "dress for," but whatever...) This AI is exhibiting a can-do attitude that's ready to work beyond its job description. Employers go nuts for that!

  2026-08-10 08:40

  +8
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  Two cultural legends

  I think this is a misuse of "GOAT," but point taken.

  2026-08-10 08:32

  +2
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  That escalated immediately

  Ask Luigi Mangione how much change he's brought to the industry.

  2026-08-10 08:31

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  AI-made viruses sound like a Resident Evil document

  Welp, been nice knowin' ya.

  2026-08-10 07:26

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  peaceful gaming

  I have nothing to prove.

  2026-08-10 07:20

  +6
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  dongs in a bucket

  He has corn rows.

  2026-08-09 22:06

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  So true?

  Keeping the house tidy and hygenic is everyone's responsibility. Practice disciplined living while you're young and have the time to do it voluntarily, before life as an adult imposes it on you forcibly.

  2026-08-09 08:17

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  May as well

  In studying Islam, I learned the context of its claim to being a religion of peace. What they typically leave off is the condition. It is the "religion of peace" once you have submitted to it.

  2026-08-09 08:10

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  May as well

  Have they instituted Sharia law there yet?

  2026-08-09 08:01

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  May as well

  Suburb of Detroit.

  2026-08-09 08:00

  +3
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  Memes

  Or into...

  2026-08-08 13:45

  +6
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  Memes

  

  2026-08-08 13:44

  +5
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  She used to look good to me but now I find her

  There's no tellin' where the money went!

  2026-08-08 13:43

  +1
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  Why debating Liberals over common sense matters is pointless

  How stoic.

  2026-08-08 06:23

  +1
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  When your cat just wants to make sure you're still there

  Ever had one that loves your presence so much they reach out to grab you, to keep you close, when you stand to walk away? It's something special.

  2026-08-06 07:53

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  dongs in a carrier

  Rad.

  2026-08-03 21:59

  0
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  Pizza

  I saw it coming, and it was STILL funny.

  2026-08-03 21:37

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  No no no

  There's a strong link between the size and density of a population and their dependence on government. Smaller populations, then, tend to be naturally more conservative. Given time, CA emmigrants will adapt.

  2026-08-02 15:17

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  The infection is communism

  It's said that people will end up with the leaders they deserve. Truly, a damning testimony.

  2026-08-02 15:10

  +6
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  Absolute arse

  That is a serious nose wipe.

  2026-08-01 06:44

  +5
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  Heaven on earth

  Mrs. Berq

  2026-07-30 07:36

  +6
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  Emergency inventory

  Knife? She's a keeper.

  2026-07-30 07:33

  +15
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  Push it back before it evolves

  Looking at you, Elon. Ya nut.

  2026-07-28 13:58

  +2
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  Attention mother-in-law

  This is a very specific reference, but you know the moan Sideshow Bob makes when he steps on a rake? That's the sound I heard in my head when I read your comment.

  2026-07-28 06:20

  +1
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  Simpler internet

  I'll allow the French under the circumstances... this time.

  2026-07-24 14:40

  0
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  pay the man

  I had that one on the left. It was a beast.

  2026-07-24 07:43

  +7
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  Simpler internet

  Flat Eric!

  2026-07-24 07:22

  +4
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  Instant friendship

  Felt cute. Might delete later.

  2026-07-24 07:20

  +2
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  Coinbench surpassing all expectations

  It's like two guys, though.

  2026-07-23 22:35

  0
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  A keeper

  I showed this to Mrs. Berq. Her eyes lit up and she exclaimed, "She's noodlin'! I wanna try that!"

  2026-07-23 22:34

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  Lol

  It's weird: I was measuring something earlier today using my hand, and had the thought "This is about a decimeter."

  2026-07-23 22:30

  +3
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  LOL

  Who would be left?

  2026-07-23 22:29

  +3
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  This British pub is older than America but does it have AC

  

  2026-07-23 06:50

  +8
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  legend

  I don't know how any charitable organization could receive $100M (or even $1M) and not be tempted to misappropriate some of it. Hopefully a lot of animals benefit.

  2026-07-23 06:48

  +7
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  bird boss

  If I lived near ravens, I'd befriend them, too. I don't even especially like birds, but those things are special.

  2026-07-23 06:44

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  She discovered her sarcastic husband is secretly her bigg...

  Always compliment your spouse to others. I can attest that it does wonders for your relationship.

  2026-07-23 06:40

  +8
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  Skill issue

  My cat is waiting impatiently for me to finish my cereal so that she can have the leftover milk. Yeah, I'm her favorite.

  2026-07-23 06:34

  +4
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  Nintendo moment

  AM2R was amazing.

  2026-07-23 06:30

  +5
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  Biblical side quest

  They WHAT!?!?

  2026-07-23 06:29

  +5
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  Hit them with wow you're terrible at reading people

  I may have just been given an epiphany.

  2026-07-21 05:35

  +9
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  Shallow breaths

  Expect to see a lot of men looking for their dead wives and daughters.

  2026-07-19 07:54

  -1
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  Leon is 97 but Raccoon City still needs one more mission

  I'd play it.

  2026-07-19 03:19

  +1
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  dongs in a president

  Reminds me of the Wolf3D difficulty selection.

  2026-07-19 03:07

  +6
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  dongs in a boxer

  That was not a great use of AI.

  2026-07-18 15:09

  +5
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  Luigi

  It's Weegie time!

  2026-07-18 15:08

  +1
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  truuuuuuuu

  Those were so useful in Metal Gear Solid 2.

  2026-07-18 15:07

  +2
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  eat a dick casham

  All of 'em. No exceptions.

  2026-07-18 15:06

  +15
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  Beautimus

  No, you decided that for me.

  2026-07-18 15:05

  +4
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  I am the best president in the history of presidents

  "Ich ein Berliner."

  2026-07-17 07:00

  +10
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  Mfw the world is like it be.

  

  2026-07-16 21:44

  +6
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  That's a goat

  Smooth? Someone's never touched a shark before. Their skin is like sandpaper.

  2026-07-16 08:53

  +3
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  Snake with legs

  TROGDOR!!!

  2026-07-16 08:52

  +1
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  worth it

  "Consume"? It's not as if the water ceases to exist after entering the data center. What is an ACCURATE description of the problem?

  2026-07-16 08:51

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  free will

  That looks like a street map of London.

  2026-07-16 08:46

  +2
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  aging sucks

  Maybe, but I'm also getting up at 5:30 AM, and starting my day responsibly (on Memedroid).

  2026-07-16 08:45

  +5
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  Budget went somewhere

  I'd need to see the same shot lit and color graded "properly" to appreciate the observation made here. The costumes do look homemade, though.

  2026-07-16 08:43

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  World already defeated

  I looked at the background and wondered, "What are all those U shapes?" Then I realized, "Oh, that's supposed to be the sun." Then I noticed that the SUN is supposed to be the sun, and I still have no idea what the Us are about.

  2026-07-16 08:39

  +1