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  hear now i'm retarded

  (im kidding, it was a ymca counselor and family friend who nabbed me and abused me for 2 days before an he hero right in front of me)

  2026-05-19 16:00

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  hear now i'm retarded

  My uncle when I was a kid: Me:

  2026-05-19 15:58

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  hear now i'm retarded

  ..... We'll.....

  2026-05-19 15:57

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  Yuck

  Install for over a decade. The hoarder houses man....

  2026-05-16 16:33

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  idk either

  Cyclist obviously

  2026-05-16 16:19

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  Are you fatigued yet?

  I don't associate with n1663rs

  2026-05-16 16:16

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  commutative law

  Taking them where? Do they have inscriptions about poor quality copper?

  2026-05-16 10:11

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  service with a smile

  Pulls out giant magnet

  2026-05-16 09:22

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  Huehuehuehuehuehue

  Since before *

  2026-05-16 09:21

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  Now there's more zebra shootings

  Somebody who gets it! That's a great method. Same guy who invented it made the r34 GTR. Search up r34 hideo Kojima

  2026-05-16 09:20

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  Now there's more zebra shootings

  

  2026-05-16 09:14

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  How are you guys feeling

  Todae

  2026-05-15 16:58

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  Now there's more zebra shootings

  This new generation is hopeless. Look it up, it will blow your mind.

  2026-05-15 16:50

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  Now there's more zebra shootings

  Yes we've always known this. They also have green vaginas, don't believe me? Look up zebra vagina on Google.

  2026-05-15 16:23

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  Huehuehuehuehuehue

  Also are both parents present? Or is one of them doing life in prison for murdering a completely different single mother

  2026-05-15 16:22

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  Helen of Troy wasn't Black, Fans upset!

  Sponsored by Honda USA

  2026-05-15 16:18

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  dongs in a skeleton

  Scarecrow Trump pinocchio looks hilarious.

  2026-05-15 15:32

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  service with a smile

  Wait why does someone have to be a degenerate to know Rocky Horror word for word?

  2026-05-15 15:21

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  I'm glad I'm deaf.

  Taxi drivers and police

  2026-05-15 15:19

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  I called them rolly pollies as a kid

  Armadillo vulgar! (Armadillidium vulgar) (I was a wierd kid)

  2026-05-15 15:00

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  Ai still stupid

  It smells like a foot

  2026-05-15 13:42

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  Actually well played

  Should have anyways

  2026-05-15 13:41

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  Nature said nope

  

  2026-05-15 13:40

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  help again

  Gravity is a concept.... A theory.

  2026-05-15 13:33

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  Is this Gen-Z? I don't know, I'm not into heavy metal

  New? You mean everybody right!

  2026-05-15 13:16

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  I love it when you call me Big Poppa, throw your hands in...

  A poop so bad you can't ignore it and keep sleeping? That's a bad one, he's fighting demons

  2026-05-15 13:12

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  I think he got too silly

  The padded rooms look alot more... Yellow. With spray out interiors, because psychotic people like to "finger paint" ifykyk (ask me how I know)

  2026-05-15 13:02

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  Google disable

  

  2026-05-15 12:57

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  What happened to us

  Yeah it's because their all working at your local DMV

  2026-05-15 12:46

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  old

  I practically quit this app recently. Was active daily since 2012.... UNBRIDLED RAGE

  2026-05-15 12:26

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  Can we meet? Just to talk…

  I'm not falling for that one again!!

  2026-05-10 22:42

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  It’s the tiny screams I enjoy

  Too the rest of the grass

  2026-05-10 22:40

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  "Now it's time for Kenny Blankenship's Most Painful Elimi...

  Based and takahashi castle pilled. Miss those days

  2026-05-09 22:10

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  Title goes here

  I love the sound the flaps and Ailerons make during self check

  2026-05-09 21:58

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  hmmmm

  Instant multimillion dollar Blockbuster right there if you get rich off that I want a couple bucks thanks

  2026-05-06 18:06

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  hmmmm

  So the movie Speed but you change the title to spend in the same font, but it's Brad Pitt, and jennifer Aniston. They're running around Vegas trying to run this card as much as possible because if they don't get it low enough a false flag shooting wil-- :p

  2026-05-06 18:03

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  A gift from the heart

  The paddle of shame RUN!

  2026-05-05 18:06

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  His belief isn't unfounded

  Technically possible. Used to sneak past one at my parents house 25 years ago Technology should have improved vastly since then. However, teenagers will always be the same (screwed when my son hits that age)

  2026-05-05 18:05

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  Obama Marriage Suffering 'Genuine Tension '...It's Trump'...

  I would agree, some folks got uppity about the amount of "vacation time" Trump or even Obama took, but fail to realize that stress level earns it 6 fold.. There's ALWAYS something that needs their attention. Circling you 24/7

  2026-05-05 18:02

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  Some jokes just write themselves...

  Ohhhh

  2026-05-04 12:59

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  And STILL Parks Outside the Lines

  If it wasn't for snap I probably wouldn't be eating. Not because I have absolutely zero money, but because things are that tight

  2026-05-03 22:09

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  The cat’s hidden place

  That's where I would be hiding my weed as a teenager

  2026-05-03 15:32

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  Tat

  Freekin magnets! how do they work?

  2026-05-03 15:31

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  Hurry up, I'm hungry

  Taste like a coin toss? Oh I see what you did there

  2026-05-03 13:23

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  Hurry up, I'm hungry

  That's gonna chafe. Redneck washed out had 3 kids already roast beef right there. Probably still feels great though

  2026-05-03 12:07

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  HooHAa

  

  2026-05-03 12:04

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  or if you don't make it to the door in 10 seconds, your w...

  Yeah

  2026-05-03 08:26

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  dongs in a tradition

  

  2026-05-03 08:23

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  Same kid....same

  Me asf

  2026-05-02 19:20

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  For all you apple gronks

  That model of iPhone is like 10 years old

  2026-05-02 17:56

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  15 years

  He looks identical to one of the terrorists on 9/11

  2026-05-02 17:47

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  Walmart Fun

  A transmission person is more realistic than this

  2026-05-02 17:38

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  fair enough

  Back when $10 was enough to alcohol to get drunk and spray cans...

  2026-05-02 17:28

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  best laugh ever

  Why not bo- There's a time and a place for all memes. This ain't one of them.

  2026-05-02 17:26

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  this:

  I had something funny to say but the comment bot wouldn't let me

  2026-05-02 17:16

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  Me going all in for a hazy IPA - everyone else just takin...

  "Its piss again"

  2026-05-02 17:14

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  logical

  For laying my head on and taking a nap.

  2026-05-02 01:53

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  Beautiful Morning

  I can't express just how disappointed I was in this meme. So much potential , Keanu Reeves. Trash, you were spoon-fed potential and threw it on the ground to Stomp and piss on it....

  2026-05-02 01:51

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  dongs in a situation

  This is the exact setup palintr is creating. Turning tracking and destroying living targets into a point-and-click drop-down menu.... I'm not kidding look it up they're already using it.

  2026-05-02 01:46

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  Probably not

  You're wale cum

  2026-05-02 01:41

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  Idk, I never ate kebab

  Specifically shish-kabobs from the smoker. And raw, trying for a baby kind. It's the best feeling

  2026-05-01 10:04

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  another shitpost:

  Not just boomer slop, retarded foreigner slop.

  2026-05-01 10:03

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  autopilot life

  Yeah so that's called depression, or in my case PTSD induced depression. The cure for that is drugs and alcohol, crime, and then court ordered recovery programs.

  2026-05-01 10:00

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  glass the middle east bro

  Shsssshhhs it's perfect

  2026-05-01 09:57

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  Dry as the desert

  School with something to do with him owning a Furniture Company in Colorado....

  2026-05-01 09:57

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  Dry as the desert

  This would actually really line up, start of my divorce i found out she had been cheating for 6 months or so. And definitely the quality and frequency had plummeted in a instantaneous and noticeable manner. ( fell in love with dude she went to high school

  2026-05-01 09:56

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  Dry as the desert

  I always yell fore! before I make a play

  2026-05-01 09:55

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  Oh lawd

  This has to be Photoshop

  2026-05-01 09:54

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  I don't know what you mean

  Yeah it's pretty easy to hook up PS3 controllers and the stick drift really is non-existent i believe because of the hall effect sensors. It's good shiiii

  2026-05-01 09:53

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  More cat memes! Like Bob Ross said, "We want happy painti...

  Underwear bomber looking MF

  2026-05-01 09:39

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  Probably not

  Why were her eyes so dilated she looked like she was on meth and mushrooms

  2026-05-01 09:38

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  True?

  On my layover in Vegas on the way to Idaho i ended up meeting a guy traveling the world selling drugs out of a suitcase and we went on a 16-hour drug-fueled Adventure through Vegas..... I still stay in contact with him, he found Jesus eventually too

  2026-05-01 09:36

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  Movie 43

  Hot rod was good

  2026-05-01 04:00

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  THIS....

  

  2026-05-01 03:54

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  Dad went savage

  How do you go through that more than twice holy crap. Getting divorced was a 2-year nightmare.

  2026-05-01 03:08

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  PS5 in the Hood Prank

  Really stepping up to the plate lads.

  2026-05-01 02:52

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  School trip chaos

  Nice setra 417. Detroit 60 powered, Alison 6spd transmission, Mercedes heavy industry chassis. That's a good bus. (I have 3)

  2026-04-30 12:27

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  Guilt trip checkout

  Woah woah no need to show off, dick

  2026-04-29 21:56

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  Solved

  Donuts

  2026-04-29 21:34

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  Tengo hambre, pendejo!

  Oh idk we screwed all day and watched movies/ate junk food.

  2026-04-29 21:30

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  Sleep is enemy

  

  2026-04-29 21:28

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  Wifi watching you

  Is this signal loss?

  2026-04-29 15:35

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  Sleep is enemy

  You could say I sleep on the streets , because I wake up hard. (I am homeless with an erection)

  2026-04-29 15:20

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  Sleep is enemy

  This is actually me right now.

  2026-04-29 15:19

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  Life on hard mode

  Tell that to James Charles or whatever that guy's name is

  2026-04-29 15:18

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  Sweet summer child.

  Unfortunately the somalis stole the funds for the urban dispositioned internet development program, so the Wi-Fi is down.

  2026-04-29 15:17

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  Kids these days spend too much time with tinder.

  AI generated meme blows ass. Do better.

  2026-04-29 15:03

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  Button

  That's all right with me.

  2026-04-29 15:02

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  no doubt

  A, b, c. Reason they're ordered in that is because you know what's right.

  2026-04-29 15:01

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  only hit

  It only made it so much better when you bought an album and they were all bangers, I remember buying a Three 6 Mafia CD and every single track but one went hard AF.

  2026-04-29 14:17

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  Next level cheap

  Then it got expensive when he was charged with felony rental theft by conversion.

  2026-04-29 14:15

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  Not so grim, eh?

  I had to rephrase my comment in a really odd way because of the vibe check

  2026-04-29 13:52

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  Not so grim, eh?

  This. I want to die bottomed out, right as I burst launch my brains into orbit Suffocating in a ziploc salmon in a hot car sweat pillow sounds purely awful.

  2026-04-29 13:51

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  I love power outages

  No it's the one where Charlie gets addicted to Opium and loses the farm

  2026-04-29 11:32

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  big waves

  Love it.

  2026-04-29 11:31

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  That coffee lied

  Jokes on you, I'm into that ( they don't follow the shrinking not Rosie's wilted rose)

  2026-04-29 11:14

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  big waves

  Ménage à twat

  2026-04-29 11:13

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  big waves

  Supposing sides or sharing a tunnel? I prefer sharing a tunnel for double the friction and the head-butting

  2026-04-29 11:12

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  I love power outages

  Little house on the prairie. Iconic

  2026-04-29 10:19

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  ..........no?

  that's both hands....

  2026-04-29 10:16

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