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  Dinner Time!

  KoolAid man be like: "Oh Yeahhh!"

  2025-12-30 16:24

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  When they try to pass Hebrew off as Arabic and think no o...

  The Dictator

  2025-11-24 17:21

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  Random meme comment section

  Perfection

  2025-08-13 07:28

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  Drone Kong climbs the Empire State building

  Next, do Drone Godzilla

  2025-07-15 10:11

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  Once we walked, now we swim

  Ya got that one backwards

  2025-07-14 14:50

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  Sliced mayo? I’ve seen enough internet today

  It's just Duke's & unflavored gelatin... from the "Vulgar Chef"

  2025-07-04 16:32

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  Which bottle fills first meme classic

  There would already be water in the pipe filling 2, down to 6

  2025-07-04 16:27

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  Call an ambulance? nah uber me, we broke

  My last ambulance ride was $860... thankfully it was covered by worker's comp because I shattered my leg on the job

  2025-07-04 15:54

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  Who is whoomst'd

  Whomever

  2025-06-22 15:14

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  Logic tracks....

  "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

  2025-06-22 15:14

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  IYKYK

  Well, the head explodes... So, Kaboom?

  2025-06-22 08:28

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  That moment when accountability cracks the egg

  "I said over easy!!!" IYKYK

  2025-06-17 11:13

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  Raw cookie dough is my villain origin story

  I almost died from it. Hospitalized because I was so severely dehydrated I couldn't even keep down water. Wrenched so hard when vomiting that I broke three ribs. Just be safe & buy the edible cookie dough bites.

  2025-06-06 18:43

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  All sizes welcome

  Sofia Mina Della Cave... for all of you bonk worthy individuals /

  2025-06-03 21:12

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  Is a forklift with only one prong a sticklift?

  That bottom tire side wall definitely will sustain damage

  2025-05-27 23:50

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  Boobies

  She is an amazing guitarist

  2025-05-20 23:06

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  meme

  

  2025-05-20 23:02

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  35 000...

  That idiot actually said "you don't need an AR-15... get a double barrel shotgun & fire two warning shots in the air." Great... Use a gun with heavy recoil to negligently discharge into the air & render yourself unarmed so you can be attacked.

  2025-05-03 20:48

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  Shitpost

  Not as long as you forgive those who trespass against you.

  2025-05-03 20:42

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  Twitter girlboss energy: freedom until the steak kicks in

  Lowkey, I almost didn't recognize that was Homelander. Damn I'm getting old.

  2025-05-03 20:38

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  why tho

  "...what I do have a very particular set of skills."

  2025-05-03 11:39

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  Mummies are rare because... we ate them. Yes, really.

  Mummy Brown... a.k.a. Caput Mortuum ("dead head" in Latin)

  2025-05-02 18:36

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  why tho

  Gabbie Carter on the left. Predator: Badlands on the right.

  2025-05-02 18:25

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  Not a cellphone in sight. Just people rawdogging reality

  There is no fate but what we make

  2025-05-02 18:22

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  Me: digging under the couch like it’s a bomb defusal si...

  "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

  2025-05-02 18:20

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  Memeories of days gone by

  R.I.P. Grumpy Cat

  2025-04-28 17:04

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  Organ donee incoming

  Just tell him to sell it & buy an H2

  2025-04-28 17:03

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  You're hating me while I'm out here making empanadasauruses

  Wow, this meme looks familiar

  2025-04-16 09:07

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  What the Fuck Did You Just Bring Upon This Cursed Land

  2025-04-14 13:18

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  Assembled a skeleton

  It's accurate... she played Robin Lefler in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Game".

  2025-04-12 16:59

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  Matthew Lillard didn’t act as Shaggy, he channeled him ...

  Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn

  2025-04-08 18:59

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  Oldest tortoise becomes first-time mom and we’re crying

  Sooo.... she's a middle aged mom?

  2025-04-07 23:57

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  Title

  Sorry, forgot Washington was an actual state. Here in New England, if somebody says they're going to Washington - we assume they mean D.C. So do the Redskins represent D.C. or the state??

  2025-04-01 19:53

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  Topping up the oil instead of fixing the leak like a true...

  Like how early Harley Davidsons didn't have a drain plug or oil filter

  2025-04-01 16:42

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  First MLB cycle since '93 and it’s not even summer yet

  First cycle? So you're saying he's Trans?

  2025-04-01 16:35

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  Ned's

  I agree. I have a smart watch & ring & barely find them useful any more. Remember when they tried Google Lens & people freaked out about privacy & recording in non-public places?

  2025-04-01 16:34

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  Title

  I'm so confused

  2025-04-01 16:30

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  Choi

  I wake up choking on my own acid like twice a month. Passed out once & thought I died. (Long-term GERD from Crohn's)

  2025-04-01 16:29

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  The tree knows what you did

  Looks like my 2nd grade teacher!

  2025-03-31 18:00

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  yes

  I'm surprised there's no Canadian here defending the square head (Robertson). They have a love affair with that weird headed monstrosity.

  2025-03-31 03:07

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  Title

  Check out freeze-dried SKITTLES... they explode in a different way than popcorn, making the outside crispy & crunchy

  2025-03-31 02:51

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  Let-sa go!

  Reminds me of the slalom at Action Park

  2025-03-24 02:48

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  Posting demon core memes until Novagecko bans me, part 2

  I want to taste the blue light

  2025-03-20 23:40

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  Men want only one thing and it's... expensive

  Silly little hobbitses

  2025-03-20 23:40

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  But filled with vitamins

  Ah, the ole Dirty Smurf

  2025-03-14 07:09

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  Presidential address meme

  Here, here!

  2025-03-05 14:02

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  what a weird looking dog

  My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

  2025-03-05 14:01

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  Amouranth home invasion meme news

  She didn't shoot them, her husband did. Fake news

  2025-03-05 13:56

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  Glock time

  "It's Beautiful I've Looked At This For Five Hours Now."

  2025-03-05 13:53

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  JFK got me

  There have been 47 presidents... It's not about terms

  2025-03-03 22:42

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  Nummy

  The sugars in the onions get caramelized from the heat & the sulfur containing compounds that give onions their smell are vaporized... completely different texture & taste (i.e. French Onion Soup).

  2025-03-01 02:04

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  Too poor for Memedroid

  Novagecko has been gone for almost a year... Memedroid is now owned by CoinBench

  2025-02-25 00:18

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  Pucci

  Not your best work, OP

  2025-02-23 14:26

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  first things first

  Egads ... The Manhattan Mudboot

  2025-02-23 00:23

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  2nd Amendment

  We need to soften the language like liberals do... Rather than guns, we should refer to them as "cordless hole punchers."

  2025-02-20 21:56

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  POOOP

  "Kick the baby?!"

  2025-02-20 18:26

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  Social Security

  Holy Shit, a Cocoon movie reference!

  2025-02-20 18:25

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  I think it snowed last night!

  I saw that once in Buffalo, New York. That lake effect snow is no joke.

  2025-02-20 18:24

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  birb

  Attack Birb

  2025-02-18 16:30

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  He who saves his country does not violate any law meme

  Truth Social as well

  2025-02-18 12:57

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  Marine iguanas are cool

  Gojira

  2025-02-18 11:38

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  Beautiful portal

  It's beautiful, i've looked at this for five hours now

  2025-02-18 10:21

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  yeah

  Impressive

  2025-02-18 10:19

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  EZ

  Only works under the assumption there are no dominant or recessive genes present

  2025-02-17 21:55

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  Sara - we three among many other

  Pepper Coyote

  2025-02-17 21:51

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  They're not the same picture

  "... here's your sign."

  2025-02-17 14:14

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  If you haven't been banned at least once you're not a pro...

  This looks familiar

  2025-02-16 13:33

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  ForeverAlonePost

  Sanctuary much

  2025-02-15 22:46

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  modern times

  Actual Africans doing the Madagascar 2 movie version of "I Like to Move It," instead of the Reel 2 Real version - in whiteface, no less.

  2025-02-15 22:33

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  I wish i had one of these

  I would have responded with: "if you knew my family, I'd rather have the check!"

  2025-02-14 11:30

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  Area 51 girlfriend

  With a 5head like that, she can communicate telepathically and never have to speak. Ideal woman.

  2025-02-14 11:22

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  How fireplaces connect to a chimney in older buildings

  Looks like a big concrete printed circuit board

  2025-02-14 11:19

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  online boys friend group

  Me, turning 46 this year: "I'm in this photo and I don't like it."

  2025-02-14 11:09

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  first things first

  The worst is when you gotta stop taking a shower to go shit, then you're sitting wet & naked on the toilet. Somehow... It just feels even more naked.

  2025-02-14 11:07

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  High noon

  Competitive Logging

  2025-02-13 10:24

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  quotes to think about

  Tony LCsign is hilarious!

  2025-02-13 10:04

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  Cow separating two dogs from fighting

  Mooooove

  2025-02-13 10:04

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  wiping boogers on your nan

  That's a 1980's bandeau bikini... I remember them well.

  2025-02-13 03:03

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  I do know them. They're me.

  Use oven cleaner on it - the lye will dissolve all that mess... and if it's a cheap aluminum pan, it'll fully consume it

  2025-02-12 22:00

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  it checks out

  Clown to Clown communication

  2025-02-12 13:19

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  the best medicine

  I prefer the time traveler: Equal parts Jagermeister and behind the counter NyQuil. "I lost 3 days and woke up to find someone shit my pants."

  2025-02-11 21:21

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  Maxine communist with her usual screaming for violence

  I thought it was Hillary that said that?

  2025-02-11 21:18

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  We've all met a person that says "duck tape"

  This is the reason duct tape now comes in so many fun colors!

  2025-02-11 21:17

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  Just busting at the seems with joy

  Says the account without any PFP.

  2025-02-11 21:14

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  It's a mystery all right

  I guess you've never heard the expression "Elbows deep!"

  2025-02-11 21:13

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  End The Simpademic!

  I get weird messages like that from Google all the time... Like when I tried typing in "how to tie a noose." All of a sudden she starts talking, saying "You're not alone!"

  2025-02-11 21:11

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  Desperate

  "...and I don't see any jewels on that crown!"

  2025-02-11 21:09

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  Title

  "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick!"

  2025-02-11 21:06

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  First cat clip ever 1899

  They got amazing algorithms now that colorize old footage. YouTube has colorized footage from about the same time in NYC, France and San Diego prior to the earthquake of 1908.

  2025-02-11 19:09

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  Flags marking all the people that died on Mount Everest

  They died of Dissing Terry

  2025-02-11 12:06

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  First cat clip ever 1899

  The phonograph was invented 20 years prior and could record sound on a wax cylinder... maybe it's possible both were going at the same time and they were merged later?

  2025-02-11 12:04

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  In your skin In your skin In your skin In your skin In yo...

  Or meth addicts

  2025-02-10 23:25

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  Febreezan

  A Star Trek reference? Wow.

  2025-02-10 23:18

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  Tat

  A bit melon-dramatic, no?

  2025-02-10 23:15

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  Every party needs a proper that's why they invited you

  I refuse to turn my head

  2025-02-10 23:10

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  Burger King

  Wake up with The King

  2025-02-09 22:19

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  Wearing the fur of his enemies.

  Majestic AF

  2025-02-09 18:28

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  Mmmmmm

  I wanna see the forbidden blue glow of the demon core

  2025-02-09 00:04

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  Titlr

  They do the same thing here up & down the New Jersey Turnpike.

  2025-02-08 16:45

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  Did this twice and worked like a charm

  Nuh uh

  2025-02-08 16:42

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