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  Baby carriage and bike united in a design from 100 years ago

  And that's where the kid's motorcycle addiction truly began

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  Big difference

  Funny... those weren't the Stormtroopers that came to my mind

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  Doggo enjoying a rainy day

  Clearly there are two types of dogs, because the last one I had would immediately jump in every puddle & try to dig to China.

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  Modern pirates require modern defence mechanisms

  Kaboom? Yes, Rico. Kaboom.

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  Ungrateful

  True freedom

  2024-12-10 21:42

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  Cannibal the way I'm about to…

  OP: you should change it from Veterinary Assistant to ATF

  2024-12-08 12:05

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  Jesus, le tits now!

  That's Turd Ferguson's house!

  2024-12-08 12:02

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  Probably

  "The Shitter's Full!"

  2024-12-07 13:30

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  Seems Fitting

  A professional would have known to use a booster inside the suppressor to counteract the weight to the front of the gun, which prevents the guns' slide from cycling fully

  2024-12-06 14:07

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  Hidden Charges

  AI? That's Brigitte Bardot

  2024-12-06 10:51

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  Finland

  Fin-land-ception

  2024-12-06 10:48

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  It's true

  Scientist: the glass is always full, unless within the vacuum of space

  2024-12-04 13:39

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  Pfizer

  Free Edgar suits for everyone!

  2024-12-04 09:33

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  Not makin me at night DAD

  Probably referencing Iron Man and the full Avengers cast doing a paid PR promo for the Harris campaign

  2024-12-04 09:30

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  allahu akbar

  Joke stolen from YeahMad

  2024-12-04 09:26

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  Gives taking a dick to the face new meaning

  "Wait 'till they get a load of me!"

  2024-12-04 09:25

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  It’s for the kids

  Sean Astin is the actor who played Samwise Gamgee in LOTR, or "Rudy" if you're into sports movies. I think the other chick is the new, annual Britney Spears type clone.

  2024-12-04 09:24

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  Snek go ↑→↑←↑←

  Bro just showing off

  2024-12-04 09:07

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  Bob

  What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

  2024-12-03 23:29

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  Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching...

  It's called "sending a message."

  2024-12-03 23:22

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  Microwave memes

  Nah... It was a cheap Daewoo microwave that was made wrong. It had a recall listed... But nobody's taking that kind of time out for a $60 microwave.

  2024-12-02 18:13

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  Microwave memes

  Yeah... that's fine until you enter 3:00 (3 minutes), then it starts counting down at 2:99, 2:98. That's literally 5 minutes for every 3!!!

  2024-12-02 18:12

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  Travel lifehack

  Modern problems require modern solutions

  2024-12-02 16:41

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  Swaz on it

  They want equality until it slams them in the face!

  2024-12-02 16:28

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  Microwave memes

  I had a cheap POS microwave that was made wrong - every time you entered 1:00 it started counting down 0:99, 0:98, ... instead of 60 seconds, every minute was 100 seconds long!

  2024-12-02 16:26

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  This exchange is hell

  I thought the Dallas-Fort Worth area was bad... Then I went to California and got on the I-5. At one point another interstate merges with it and there were 13 lanes of bumper to bumper traffic. Never again.

  2024-12-02 15:16

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  The ultimate insult

  I think the ultimate threat right now would be the Disney font

  2024-11-30 03:53

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  Impressive gymnastic skills

  I am most interested in knowing what the poles are made & how they are constructed?

  2024-11-30 03:47

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  Guilty, your honor

  Imagine him looking at the DNA expert like: "You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."

  2024-11-30 03:37

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  You wanna go party?

  Thank You (Not So Bad) by Dmitri Vegas & Like Mike, Tiësto, & Dido

  2024-11-29 20:44

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  lmao

  Huzzah! A man of culture.

  2024-11-29 20:39

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  Star Wars 2026 movie replaced by Ice Age 6

  Nature is healing

  2024-11-29 09:48

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  cleaning the road

  This is still cool... even though I posted this back in August

  2024-11-29 07:56

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  America

  *Masculinity... There nothing toxic about it

  2024-11-29 03:14

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  song for reducing stress

  The "song" he is actually referring to is called weightless, and it's a meditation "song."

  2024-11-27 22:52

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  AVENGERS Age Of The Mask

  OP: This would be a great meme if Jim Carrey wasn't such a liberal cuck

  2024-11-27 22:49

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  i hate some of them

  One day I got mad at a tablespoon and bent it so that it no longer rolls over... Now it is my choice utensil to stir pasta sauce

  2024-11-27 22:48

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  good prank

  This happened when I was CDL training to drive a tanker truck. We were parked at Cabela's in Pennsylvania and the trucks on both sides of us pulled forward to pull out at the exact same time. Driver instructor went crazy thinking we were coasting back.

  2024-11-27 22:46

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  i miss aol.com tho

  Hell, before MySpace I used to have a GeoCities page with an Alta Vista search bar. Back then we watched our videos on ebaumsworld, not YouTube. Damn, I'm getting old.

  2024-11-27 22:33

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  a secret cord

  As a former electrical engineer, I can confirm this plug is real and used for generators to power houses... Let God sort it out

  2024-11-27 22:27

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  Koreans in the 80's and now

  "Brick no punch back!" Best line in BloodSport

  2024-11-27 22:24

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  POV: you are a frisbie

  

  2024-11-27 16:54

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  Generation fight

  Sheeeiiittt, I 'member Kerchunkers: they used to put your credit card under a multi-layer receipt with carbon paper inside & roll a heavy tube over it to get the imprint of the numbers. Worked fine til dumpster diving for credit card #'s became a thing.

  2024-11-27 15:59

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  "Witch" law of acquisition applies here?

  Or a car battery

  2024-11-27 15:52

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  i miss aol.com tho

  I raise you my NetZero email address

  2024-11-27 15:49

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  Hahahaha

  Kek

  2024-11-27 15:44

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  Dank Steve Rogers meme

  "We have clearance, Clarence Roger, Roger. What's our Vector, Victor?"

  2024-11-27 15:41

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  satisfying parking

  We all know that wasn't a woman doing that backing

  2024-11-25 15:05

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  Clown family

  They're made for each other

  2024-11-25 15:02

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  Enjoy your Black friday shopping

  $234.62 would be 1% off. Somebody failed at maths.

  2024-11-25 11:46

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  It's a programming joke about how communication protocols...

  Packet 1 successful

  2024-11-23 20:09

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  Blarafagsgshzhshshsha

  Toxic stick-welding fumes... That's what the picture is in the bottom left. Always weld in a ventilated area.

  2024-11-23 20:08

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  If Gandalf can do it, why not other Mair?

  R.I.P. Christopher Lee... Legend

  2024-11-21 19:48

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  hi

  Aha... I always get confused around British people because they call our biscuits "scones" and our crackers "digestives."

  2024-11-21 19:47

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  building your own PC

  The best one was when somebody brought me a PC that would turn on instantly whenever I plugged it in, but would not work at their house. Turns out they bent up their VGA port pins trying to plug it into the serial port... those were the days!

  2024-11-21 19:43

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  hi

  I wonder what "pudding" he is referring to... I know Brits have a different definition for pudding that includes blood or meat

  2024-11-21 19:29

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  building your own PC

  I can't tell you how many times people would reseat everything, including the video card, and it would not work... Most of the time they accidentally hit that little tiny slider switch on the power supply to change from 110 to 220 volt.

  2024-11-21 19:22

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  I am a youtube to mp3 boy

  I'm a Pandora boi

  2024-11-21 19:17

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  Dragon couch

  Atreyu!

  2024-11-21 19:08

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  low IQ

  If you got anything other than 67... please don't procreate

  2024-11-21 19:07

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  Pentagon misplace $824b?

  "You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?" -Independence Day

  2024-11-20 22:16

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  some stats for international men's day

  Yes

  2024-11-20 22:11

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  Gotta hand it to her

  She's All Right

  2024-11-20 09:07

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  Ba da ba Ba Baa

  It's a question of food safety; You're least likely to have someone poison your food if the people making it have no clue who it's for... Also, McDonald's is everywhere in the USA

  2024-11-19 23:06

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  One last match

  For a *shitload of money

  2024-11-19 18:55

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  The smartest person in the room

  "I'm not as think you drunk I am."

  2024-11-19 16:14

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  .webp meme

  "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

  2024-11-19 16:12

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  Hello bambi

  She must have some "headlights" for a deer to just run up like that

  2024-11-19 13:37

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  They lie every time

  Never... More!

  2024-11-18 17:32

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  Beautiful artwork ideas

  Local meth addicts want to know your location

  2024-11-18 12:48

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  Trump 2024

  South Jersey is as Republican as can be... we fell short of flipping Jersey red by only 200K votes. New Jersey is now a swing state!!

  2024-11-17 02:23

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  a view from the mushroom bottom, I think the insects are ...

  Four spore & seven years ago, Our fore fungi brought forth on this continent psilocybin

  2024-11-16 00:13

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  The camps!!!

  Yay! I get to go camping!

  2024-11-16 00:10

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  don't trade on a Phone with a curved display

  I have one. You can see the whole screen, Samsung gives you the option to use Edge panels for extra functionality. The curve in the screen makes it slightly harder to break.

  2024-11-15 14:07

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  Men vs women's revenge

  So... Five Guys?

  2024-11-15 11:58

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  Jawline surgery, before and after

  That's the exact opposite of the Habsburg jaw (the protruding result of royalty inbreeding over centuries)

  2024-11-15 11:55

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  This makes me violently angry

  Maybe it's Sriracha?

  2024-11-15 11:02

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  Nostalgia

  Give it time

  2024-11-14 18:32

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  Soldiers destroying leftover ammo before returning to the US

  The Branch Davidians had 305 firearms and 1.9 million rounds of cooked off ammunition recovered by Texas Rangers. They were preparing for Armageddon.

  2024-11-14 14:21

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  That's... cool

  Nucleation: process by which atoms or molecules come together to form a new phase or structure; crystal growth in a liquid(snowflake), carbonated bubbles in soda (Mentos+Diet Coke), ice within plants. Reduced pressure on liquid also causes boiling.

  2024-11-14 14:16

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  That's... cool

  It's called "Nucleation"

  2024-11-14 02:00

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  Soldiers destroying leftover ammo before returning to the US

  But the military is the single largest purchaser of fuel in the United States. They have to get it at cost. This is a crime against humanity... Just like when the million rounds of ammo cooked off at Waco.

  2024-11-13 23:00

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  Hervert Hoover vs Al Smith meme

  Propaganda... Plus, it was public knowledge that they were bribing the new incoming immigrants to vote their way.

  2024-11-13 22:58

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  That's... cool

  Soda can freeze when you knock it because the liquid is supercooled; it's below its normal freezing point but hasn't solidified yet. When you hit the bottle it provides the "kick-start" that encourages the liquid molecules to crystallize.

  2024-11-13 22:57

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  Dad and son got in shape together

  Lasix

  2024-11-13 20:47

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  we won regardless

  There should never be capacitive touch screens on voting machines... that's why old people have such a hard time using their cell phones - their dry skin does not complete the circuit easily.

  2024-11-13 20:43

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  Soldiers destroying leftover ammo before returning to the US

  I don't understand how they can justify this... It can't be that expensive to transport it back.

  2024-11-13 20:41

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  Please Enter a Title For Your Meme

  There's only a few true blue states... The rest are just cities

  2024-11-13 20:37

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  Cursed Ellie

  Probably the only good scene from Haunted House 2

  2024-11-13 20:33

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  Hervert Hoover vs Al Smith meme

  The Republicans were identified with the booming economy of the 1920s, whereas Smith, besides being Catholic, suffered politically from his anti-prohibitionist stance & the legacy of corruption of Tammany Hall with which he was associated.

  2024-11-13 19:53

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  let's go file our lawsuits boys, they called us conspira...

  Good... next let's see if we can get the military to call for the recruitment, restoration, and full back pay of the 8600 service members who were vax mandated out of the military.

  2024-11-13 18:38

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  No title

  This meme has so many layers to it

  2024-11-13 15:36

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  Pets are amazing meme

  What kind of small pet fits in a nutshell?

  2024-11-13 15:10

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  This mother Iost her hair while battling a brain tumor, s...

  Stupid onions

  2024-11-13 11:22

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  That's a bad matchup haha

  I love it when life imitates art

  2024-11-12 22:50

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  All non painful solutions welcome

  Lemme clarify: my insurance won't cover it. It's either $1,000 out of pocket each month, or $300 for this method.

  2024-11-12 22:49

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  That's a bad matchup haha

  There's also a meme with him wearing glasses saying hello to some Insta girl who brushes him off and tells him to get lost... until he literally says that's him in the picture of the UFC ring. Never judge a book by its cover.

  2024-11-12 20:58

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  Just like oil on water

  Go check YouTube... Trump just made a massive announcement today about his plans to target transgenderism, woke colleges, and people transitioning children.

  2024-11-12 20:47

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  All non painful solutions welcome

  I found a pharmacy that will give me ozempic as a formulary, instead of with the auto injector (EpiPen). I get four preloaded syringes a month for $700 less out of pocket.

  2024-11-12 20:45

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  Look again

  Most ass doesn't have a foot growing out of it

  2024-11-12 20:43

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